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The Matrix Wants Its Goop Back | Arc Raiders

TheBurntPeanut

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[0:03]I am telling you, the innocent 9 to 5, two games after work guy that was playing this game week one is dead, metaphorically.
[0:39]Because you know, when I'm on stream, I like to play a little bit more aggressive, dick around a little bit more.
[0:39]Five days, seven days, one day, eight days, three days, seven days, two days, eight days.
[0:39]Jiy, Jiy was in here and then, uh, my chat was saying that Summit wants to play earlier, too.
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[0:03]I am telling you. I am telling you, the innocent 9 to 5, two games after work guy that was playing this game week one is dead, metaphorically. He has re-emerged as a fiery phoenix from hell. Every person we run into has advanced elite Navy Seal military training.

[0:39]There's a new update come. Well, actually, first off, I tried, dude. I'm not going to lie to you, boys. I thought it was me on stream. Because you know, when I'm on stream, I like to play a little bit more aggressive, dick around a little bit more. That's why I thought I lost all my money. I played for six hours yesterday. Six hours. Look at my money. That's 200,000 space dollars. I don't know what the fuck to do. I don't know what to do. I have, I don't know what to do. How the hell are people getting five million space dollars? It's impossible. It's, it's, it's, it's malarkey. It's ludicrous. How many more days do we got? How many more days do we got to get to five million? Because I, I cannot for the life of me get to it. Five days, seven days, one day, eight days, three days, seven days, two days, eight days. Well, either way, that day is not today. We're getting that five million this stream, boys, as God is my witness. Cloakzy, how are you doing? Hello. Ah, Peanut. Yo, Jump. Is it true that you only have 200,000 fucking Space dollars? Counter question: is it true you a little bitch? Jiy, Jiy was in here and then, uh, my chat was saying that Summit wants to play earlier, too. Summit? Third option, what if we betray our friends completely and don't invite either of them? Alright, invite. Alright, Mr. Cloakzy, you ready to get rich beyond your wildest dreams? Is there a little minty freshener here in your mouth? No, no. Oh, I'm just glad to see you. Wait. That's on top. That's right next to us. How are you on green shield, Peanut? Let's focus on the mission, Cloakzy. It's not important. Sorry, sorry. See my new plan?

[2:47]Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

[2:54]Did you mean to leave as big of a fucking gap? Yes, that we funnel them in. Oh. We funnel them in. This wall is completely blocked off. They can't come through. You're actually smart. This is me and my rat family. So many people dying around us. Fuck all of them. So many people dying around us. I'll right. Wait.

[3:22]Oh, well, they're stupid. Nice grenade, pussy. Oh. Oh. You can throw another bomb here. Watch out. Wait, there's guy who rolled up on. There's a guy who rolled up on, I think. I've closed the door. Oh, nice. Oh, grenade, grenade. Oh, my God. Oh, I cracked one. They're going to destroy our rat attack doors.

[3:59]Wait. They're about to destroy the wall. Wait. Shut the door. Got it. Okay, dismantle that wall. Okay, one of us has to watch. One of us has to watch. Hey, I'm. Dismantling the rat attack door. Okay. Got it. Oh, fuck. Oh. Oh. We're going to throw another bomb here. Oh, my God. Oh. Close the door. Reassembling the rat attack door. Nice. Nice. Reassemble. How do you like that, bitch boy? All of your efforts are nullified. Good work, Cloakzy. Oh. What the hell? They're getting rolled up on. Okay. Yeah, yeah. They have to. They have to funnel into that. Wait. Oh, be careful. What an idiot. Oh, there we are. See you later, stinky. See you later, stinky. Rat attack, rat attack. Oh, they might be attacking the other wall.

[5:03]Is this your trap on the outside? No, no. I ain't bringing any traps. I can't afford them. Where's this guy's teammate? This guy that you just killed in here? Where's your teammate, sir? Oh, he's here. He answers. He has good coms. Good coms. I didn't see the rest. We wake him up. Get up. Sir, sir, where's your teammate? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, there's a trigger grenade right above us. Holy shit. I'm going to go ahead and blow that. Wait, let me shut the door. God, yeah. Where are these hooligans? Blue shield. I have a green. They're telling me that this guy was screaming. Good, sir. But he was down and he said there's a team behind. Should we open this up and get him? No, because we got that hole. We can close the hole. Oh, yeah, yeah. Close the hole and then reopen the hole and then we open my hole. Then that is your plan.

[6:05]They were running through it. Okay. Yeah, that hole is going to get run through. Holy shit. It's already ran through. But I'm down to fucking run through it. This is the one I wanted, Cloakzy. Yes, boss. We can just close it. Wait, wait, wait. Can we just close it like this? Yeah. I was going to say just Close it. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, he's one shot, too. This wall actually just fucking. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. He's one shot. He's one shot.

[6:35]Dismantling the wall. No. Don't, don't. Dude. Here we go. Open. Three, two, one, go. Oh, fuck. Oh, grenade. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[6:59]I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, you went in, John. I cracked one. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh, there's three of them right there. I mean, two of them. Oh, Cloakzy. Hide. Hide. I'll take cover. I'll take cover fire. Nice. Oh, I got cheap. I got cheap. Come, come, come. Come, come, come, come, come. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. Oh, I'm thirsty. Don't worry about me. Oh, Cloakzy, Cloakzy, you carry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What are these guys? Oh, what are these guys? No. You didn't hear that trap at all? Oh, no, not at all. I heard a single zz or nothing.

[7:46]Actually, I hope the entire night we get sugar grenaded by every single team and never have to use any weapons. Yeah, hurry. There we are. Oh, what a sweet treat. Oh, my God. Oh, well. Raid's already over. You lost. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're cooking. I feel really good. I feel great. I feel like this Oh, we're getting shot by a real player. There's a real player just shooting me. Yeah, yeah. Oh, alright. Things are going pretty good so far. Things are going pretty good so far. Oh, looking good. Keep going. Keep going. Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. Don't worry, Cap. We'll buff out those scratches. Oh, my God. Yeah, payment of ads when you join is trying to pay. You get fucked. Yeah. Don't. You can't. You can't. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I said Cloakzy. I said Cloakzy. He actually just instantly removed that. Don't worry, Cap. We'll buff out those scratches. What if you look at that? It's it's to go back to the lobby of Cloakzy. Someone says, 'you're the goat, I love you.'

[19:20]Okay. He says, 'Goat'. My middle name is Careful. You you did say they weren't in the building. Oh, my God, I hear another cheater. Oh, my God, I hear another cheater. Sir, sir, before you kill me, if you kill me, you won't know my secret.

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