Spider-Man argues with his multiverse variants

[0:00]After Spider-Man grew tired of his miserable life and tried to complain about his terrible luck to some of his multiverse variants. Peter assumed they were going through similar problems and asked them for some life advice. But he only ended up being disappointed, realizing they had no idea what he was talking about. He became extremely confused since everyone there was actually doing very well. After one of the Spider-Men who had just won a Nobel Prize and another who mentioned he had just had his third child. Peter was completely shocked, saying those two must be exceptions in the multiverse. But they replied that it wasn't really like that. Then asked all the happy Spider-Man to raise their hands, revealing that absolutely all the variants in the council were quite happy with their lives. One variant then approached Peter, and after he said that maybe he was the exception that he wasn't meant to be Spider-Man. One of them shouted at Peter to stop whining and be a real man, a Spider-Man. Peter finally realized what was going on and asked if they were making fun of him. He saw them all laugh as they answered that they obviously were, saying it was just a tradition they did with the council's newcomers. After the Nobel Prize variant revealed that his award was basically just for participation. And the variant who had three children revealed he didn't even know if they were his. Peter asked another variant next to him what his problem was. He replied that he just had cancer.