[0:08]So sick of this game. Just stay out of my way, Spencer. Why are you so mad at me for? Why am I mad? Are you seriously asking me that? You got me kicked off the team. Then you got me stuck in whatever, whatever this is. And you wonder why we're not friends no more. Oh, this is why we're not friends anymore because you didn't want to get stuck in Jumanji. I don't think so. We're not friends because I'm not cool enough to hang out with you, so you pretended not to even know me anymore until you needed me to do your homework because you couldn't do it yourself. No wonder you don't know anything about westward expansion. Did you see that? You know what? I'm not stupid, Spencer. I asked you to do me one simple favor. I said, do my homework so I don't get kicked off the team, and you wanted to mess that up. Now I can't do the one thing that I'm actually good at and it's all your fault. I should kick the shit out of you right now.
[1:03]I'd like to see you try. What did you say?
[1:08]Oh, okay. I see what's going on here. Guys. You think because you you are 6465, 270 pounds of pure muscle, I'm supposed to be afraid of you? Is that what you think? Maybe.
[1:27]Let me tell you something. You're still the same annoying kid that I've been trying to shake since seventh grade. Ain't nothing changed. Don't let this new body get your butt whooped.
[1:50]Oh! Oh! Spencer! Spencer!
[1:56]You killed him! You lunatic! Chill out. He'll be back.
[2:18]Don't call me a dumbass. Don't push me. Oh what, Spencer? Or I'll push you back.
[2:38]Did you just smack me? You smack me? Fridge, no. Yeah. Yeah. Huh?
[2:50]Whoa! Oh!
[2:53]Enough! We can't waste lives. We need each other, like it or not. We have to do this together.
[3:06]Could you say that one more time, please? We have to do this together? But with the smaller, do you have control of that or is that just happening naturally? It just happens naturally.
