[0:00]Pro marriage tip: instead of nagging at your spouse, come up with the name of an imaginary being that does all the annoying things that your spouse does.
[0:08]So like, when Michael leaves his clothes on the floor or cuts his nails in my sink or doesn't put a trash bag in the trash can, I blame it on Gary.
[0:16]You know? You just blame blame it on Gary. So we have a little Gary in our house.
[0:20]We have a little Gary in our house that you just you you blame all of the things.
[0:24]So is Gary the one that leaves the gas tank empty every time I get into it?
[0:30]Gary. Is Gary the one that either burns or undercooks every meal?
[0:37]Can Gary is is Gary the one that keeps running up our credit card bill and ordering packages from Amazon constantly?
[0:46]Gary is that Gary? Oh my gosh. Gary is unbelievable.
[0:50]Is Gary the one that just takes wads of hair and splatters them on the side of the shower wall and just leaves them there?
[0:58]Gary, that's Gary. That's Gary. Oh my God. Yeah. Ridiculous. Gary.
[1:02]Freaking Gary. I don't know about this Gary.
