TRUMP CELEBRATES STAR WARS DAY

[0:00]This is your favorite Jedi master, otherwise known as Obi-Don Kenobi. And I just wanted to wish you a very happy Star Wars Day, happy May the 4th be with you, right? Uh, they say to me, Sir, help us Obi-Don Kenobi, you are our only hope, sir. We need you, sir. You know, they say that I'm one of the strongest force users. I get along very well with the force, very well. Uh, I've known the force a long time. They say your midi-chlorians, I call them Maga-chlorians. They're off the charts, one of the strongest force users. They say, Sir, you might be the chosen one. You know, they had a chosen one, his name was Anakin. I got along well with him too. But what happened to him was horrible. You know, he never would have fell to the dark side if I was your chancellor, but they rigged it. And instead you had Palpatine. He's a really sick person, he's an evil person and a sick person. But you look at Vader and you look at what he did. Uh, you know, he threw Palpatine down a reactor shaft. He threw him so far down, he threw him lower than Candace Owens' IQ, which is very low. It's hard to get lower than that, but he threw him very low. But, uh, you know, Obi-Don Kenobi, the greatest Jedi in the history of the world. We will not let the Empire build another Death Star. What they did to Alderon was horrible. They blew it to bits like Stacy Abrams' bathroom after White Castle. They blew it to bits, and, uh, so we're not gonna let him build another one. You know, we took out the first Death Star, we took out the second Death Star. They have no Star Fleet, their stormtroopers are very inaccurate. Uh, and they will not be allowed to build another one. Obi-Don Kenobi, we get along well with a lot of people in the galaxy. You look at Jabba the Hutt, I called him Chris Christie Jabba. I get along with Yoda. Yoda said to me, Sir, America great again you will make, sir. But we're doing a tremendous job. Obi-Don Kenobi, your only hope. God bless you, God bless the galaxy, may the force be with you, and thank you for your attention to this matter.