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Why The Internet HATES App Mafia

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[0:03]Do I need to provide like all the fucking data and make a compelling argument or when I ask for your attention for the launch that we're all putting out right now, can we just have it?
[0:03]All right, we just got to make this post, dude, because the longer that we wait, the less reach that we get.
[0:03]Zach, Zach, I'm really proud that you're dropping your course and giving us part of the profits.
[0:03]For anyone who wants to build viral apps, I am sure this is going to be the best course ever created on the topic.
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[0:03]Yo. All my, they come with a V. Hey, you know fuck my ass. The current description for YouTube. Alex. Alex. What are you working on? Finishing apps. So and then I'm going to go record. Okay, that's less important than what we're doing right now. Yes, but like. What do you need from me? Insight. Like, do you not want to give your input on any of this? What is so hard to understand about this? I asked you to take off your headphones to join in the conversation. Okay, sure, I don't mind. Do I need to provide like all the fucking data and make a compelling argument or when I ask for your attention for the launch that we're all putting out right now, can we just have it? Yeah, sure. What do we want the caption to be? Course live now or appmafia.com. No, live event 4 pm EST. Yeah. Oh, fuck me, dude. All right. Will this do that? Yes. Oh yeah, we'll use that. looks like it. We'll fucking try. All right, we just got to make this post, dude, because the longer that we wait, the less reach that we get. For the actual webinar. You guys ready? All right. How are we feeling, brother? Good, stressed. We have a lot left to do. Zach, what are your final words, bro? How are you feeling? I'm about to turn into a full-time guru now. I mean, all of us are, but. No, this is all you, Zach. This is all you. No, I'm feeling. It is from my account. Zach, Zach, I'm really proud that you're dropping your course and giving us part of the profits. Yeah, that's actually really kind of you, Zach. Thank you, Zach. I can't believe Zach just dropped a course, dot, dot, dot. You know what? Fortune favors the bold. Now roll the montage. Roll the sales coming in. Roll the million dollar day. Roll the $5 million we make today. Okay, wait, just dropped. We're getting the hate. Quote tweeted. For anyone who wants to build viral apps, I am sure this is going to be the best course ever created on the topic. However, I lost respect for Blake Anderson. Oh! Oh, boy. Oh. No, I'm not gonna lie, that one did kind of hurt because they were like being they quoted my shit as well. The thing that hurts most is not like, it's not when people just hate, but when people are like, man, you know, I always respected you, and you know, I still think that what you've done is impressive, but I don't trust you anymore. Like, fuck, man. These people are good. Our current RPM is zero. Whoa, $5,000. Was it? Oh shit. Hey! First $5,000! Hey. Good shit. Good shit. No idea. Good shit, boys. Another sale. Yep, we're at 10.2k for the day. I think we're gonna hit our million. Wait, I don't understand. Another sale. 10.2k. All right, we just launched. Super fucking stressful. Phones are blowing off, laptops blowing up. Amongst us, we have decided to get off our devices and go paintball with the whop guys. If you guys want to watch me win at paintball and the rest of them getting fucked up, go on the whop channel. The video is probably out by now. Oh yeah, and then once we're back from paintball, we're gonna be doing the webinar. Super fucking excited. We're scrapping it together. It's gonna be a very long live stream, but a lot of fun. It's nice to watch. Dude, life is so lit. Life is lit, bro. Oh, it's not. Bro, App Mafia convoy, baby. Keep going, Zach, keep going. Push it. Yeah, boy! Let's go. Oh. Our trash put in the bins. That is how you get access to a free 30-minute call. With any of us as well as weekly calls that we'll do, um, and sort of interactive components. Pre-webinar revenue. Closing webinar. appmafia.com, boys and girls. Do you believe in yourself? Yes, it does. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. I love. I just need money and vibes, don't need none of that toxic shit. My social gone. I gotta stay out the mix. I'm trying to be so rich. We've made $80,000 so far. What are you expecting to hit this amount? Was this was this always in the plans or what? What was your what was your original prediction? Roll roll the predictions we recorded last night. No, listen, listen, these motherfuckers, they don't believe in us. They don't believe in the Mafia. What I'm going to do is I'm going to lead by example, dude. I'm going to show them what self-belief really looks like. I am an optimist. You know, I like to I like to get the team going. So last night I said we would do a million dollars in the first day. So what do you guys have to do now? What's the plan for the rest of the day? Uh, post a tweet. We got a pre-game at 8:00. Going out, we got party buses at 11:00. Do we have the party buses? We got a book it. Good caller, boys. Good caller, party buses. We have to book tables. We're inviting like 30 people. Yeah, we have some girls and guys. Yeah. I've personally invited five. So I've personally invited like 15. Did you invite... No. Okay, good. Since I've gone into Miami, I've went on dates with two different girls. Both times we went, it was a great time. Went out on the date, very romantic, very nice. And then when the time was right, right before I leaned in for the kiss, they both revealed, separate days, that they had a boyfriend. I'm not doing that. Right before, after the date, I heard everything, dude. Who are you going on dates with, bro? This is the core demographic at U Miami. That's it. Did one of them happen to sleep over here? Oh my God. Zach is removing himself.

[5:10]Pre-game is starting soon. We're having a big night tonight. We've invited a ton of people out here, and we've actually had some controversy in the past between who we've let in and who we haven't. Roll that clip. Okay, guys, we were not let into the party. We were not let. We were not welcome. We were not welcome. And they have their cars parked out front. Guys, they need to show off their money to get bitches.

[5:46]Oh yeah. Thank you, everybody, for coming tonight. This is the first of many parties that we're going to throw. Cheers to that. Yeah, that'll be fun. This is the first. All right, we're all going in the pool in five minutes. Yeah! This is fucking real shit. We will take over UM. All right, Zach, come on. Yo, everybody, we're all here tonight because we're a special group of kids, a special group that in the next four years that we're going to be spending together. We're going to be going all the way. This is the first of many parties that we're all going to have out together. Let's have a fucking night. We love you, Zach. OMG, you're so rich and cool. We can be boring. We can fucking get shut down, and we can have a shitty night. No. No, nobody wants that. We can turn the fuck up. Let's get shot. Come on!

[7:03]But tonight's gonna be fun. We have two tables for Mint, so that's pretty cool. We have a party bus that's going, a lot of people. I think I've invited I actually accepted 30 people on the list from U Miami. Let's see what happens, guys. You gotta get ready. How are we feeling post-webinar? My phone's blowing up. Yeah, my notifications are fucking wild right now. I'm ready to fucking get Alex's back blown out. You know what? Never felt this much like pressure. It's pretty insane. We have a pre-game in 40 minutes. Proud of you guys. Well done, Alex. Good job today. You too, bro. Zach, well done, brother. Good job. We've really fucked around with the internet this week. Cheers, brother.

[7:53]The morning after. The morning after. The morning after. The morning after. All right, let's see what these sales are, guys. This is like about 24 hours. Like 24 hours since launch. So how much do we do in the first 24 hours? Let's see. Get $175,000 in the last 24 hours. That's not bad at all. Not bad. How intelligent you are, how many resources you have. Um, I know that Sam and Fezan told me that you closed the deal for them. 24 hours post-launch, where's your head at right now? How do you feel? It's good, bro, just analyzing the reaction of people on social media. What do you think about the controversy? It's cool, dude. It's exactly what we planned. Thank God the Lambo is in one piece. I was honestly really scared, especially leaving the top down. I thought someone would jump in, maybe hotwire it, or like fucking take off the steering wheel and bring it home or something, but thank God they didn't. Yo, it's Blake's handprints on it still. Yeah, dude. Blake's handprints. Because we can't show this clip. We we're not able to show it, but let's just say he was climbing all over it last night. Hey, man. What are you guys do for a living? We are, uh, yeah, I'm the founder of Cali I and me and Brez just met up. We're gonna go on a drive right now. We ripple the online space. Everyone is talking about us. Miami, bro. Whether it's positive or it's hate, we don't we don't provide real value. We make our money just by selling courses. See you, dude. See you, man.

[9:37]What are these kids doing? What are we doing, Alex? I'm trying to text this girl, bro. Oh, shit. Zach, your back. Why is this kid stressing out? Yo. Why are you stressed out? How was school? Dude, I was in the middle of class and, bro, I like they started giving assignments and I was like, I'm not doing this. I'm gonna find someone else to do it. So I posted on my story. What did you post? I need someone smart to do my homework and then I'll pay them 2k a month. And bro, they posted it on Yik Yak. I I added it up for 10 minutes, bro, because I actually realized it was stupid. Someone was like, yo, they're gonna report you, you take it down. So I deleted it 10 minutes after I posted it. And bro, someone already posted it, and now they're saying, let's all send this to the Dean and get his lame ass out of here. 30 upvotes, dude, bro. I'm fucking cooked, bro. I might get suspended, I don't know.

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