[0:06]a sea breeze Oh, hello. Well, I see you're not fat and don't have an attitude, so uh, you can't be looking for me, but uh, how can I help you?
[0:17]We just came in to see if we could get some change. So many places have a rule that you have to buy something. Well, that's just for the homely.
[0:26]Say, didn't you used to play football for the Bears? Me? Well, uh, yeah. I knew it. You just have those rugged good looks of an athlete in his prime.
[0:38]That never goes away, does it? You know, if it wasn't for this darn bum knee, I'd still be on those wheeties boxes like you remember me. But let me get you your change.
[0:48]Damn this leg. You've seen that guy play football? No, I've just got a soft spot in my heart for guys who are losing their hair.
