[0:24]I got A GRANOLA BAR. WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT WHAT WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? What's going on? What What What happened? What are you talking about? What are you What's going on? What are you guys talking about? What are you guys talking about? What's going What? What's happening? What happened? What happened? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What's going on? What's going on? What What What happened? What? What? What? What? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT IS WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT? What are you saying? WHAT WHAT WHAT DID I MISS SOMETHING? WHAT IS WHAT? WHAT? TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. WHAT'S GOING WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? IS THIS SOMETHING GOING ON OR IS IT NOT? CUZ I NEED to know immediately. Are you WHAT YOU WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT HAPPENED? CALL THE POLICE. Call the police. Oh my gosh, the police are here. I just shot at the police. We're going to have a great raid. That's what's about to happen. We're about to have a GREAT RAID. AM I RIGHT, BOYS? YES, SAYS THE TEAM. CAN I GET A WOOHOO? CAN I GET A YEAH? [screaming] YEAH. CAN I get a YODEL LE WHO? YODEL LE WHO? CAN I GET A >> [screaming] >> YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. FOXY, YOU GOT [laughter] THIS ONE. CAN I GET A E-LI-YA? E-LI-YA? [screaming] OH SPACE JESUS. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. WAIT THOUGH, VERY WEIRD DAY. >> [laughter and gasps] >> Now the misery. >> [laughter] >> Are you Squidward? Take your time. Bobcat. Oh, wait. Are you serious? Yes, it's Bobcat. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. We got to go. We got to go right now. We got to go right now. Do we go down lane? Do we go Do we go Do we go down lane? No, we're going in. We're going in. Just give me two seconds. I see one on the stairs. I see one on the stairs. ONE HEADSHOT. HE'S ONE SHOT. HE'S ONE SHOT. GO KILL HIM. GO KILL HIM. GOOD WORK. ANOTHER ONE HERE. WATCH OUT. Right here. Another one. Just keep going. Another one. Just keep going. HE'S GOT THE BOBCAT. I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. THAT'S ONE OF THE BOBCATS. HE'S GOT THE BOBCAT. THAT'S ONE. THAT'S ONE. THAT'S THE GUY. NO, THERE'S A WHOLE another team. There's a whole another team. THAT'S MY BOBCAT. [ __ ] GIVE IT TO ME. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU FOUR BUTT HOLES. ONE CRACKED BELOW YOU. I GOT THAT guy coming for you, Coxy. You got to come to me. Got to come to me. Right. One, two. I got you boys. I got you boys. Yeah. Guys. Guys. I killed one under. Wait. On. On. On. On. Let's see. On it. One two one shot over there. NICE SHOT. NICE HIM. KNOCKED HIM. HEAL. HEAL. HEAL. HEAL. HEAL. Knocked him. One shot all the way on that [ __ ] over there. Still team under staircase. We killed two of those guys already. They're full dead. They're full dead. Oh no no no no no no no no no no. YOU HOW DO YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT BOBCAT? YOU YOU You You You You gremlin. You gremlin. That is my Bobcat. >> [laughter] >> You get You get away from it. You get away from it. You get away from it. I will kill you. I will kill you. TWO PUNCHING YOU, COXY. I'M I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. Three punching. Three punching. Swinging. One down. One down. DOWN. DOWN. HE'S LEAVING. I'M LEAVING. I'm leaving. On me. Three. Broke him. Broke him. Watch out. WATCH OUT. OH, GOOD WORK. OH, ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. ON ME. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M GOING TO DIE. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'm dead. He's broke. He's broke. One down. One down. Top. Top. He's on the stairs. He's on the stairs. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, PAL? WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, [ __ ] THERE'S ONE. THERE'S ONE. ONE RIGHT ONE RIGHT ABOVE ME ON THE STAIRS. Right up here. Over there. STAIRS. LITERAL ONE. GOT HIM. >> [screaming] >> NO. OH MY GOD. GOO GOO GOO. GO fin that guy. Go fin that guy. Go fin that guy. Go fin that guy. Fin that guy. FIN THAT GUY. >> [screaming] >> OH MY GOSH. YOU GOT A BOBCAT. THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THIS IS IT. HOORAY. YOU GUYS I GOT A BOBCAT. I GOT A BOBCAT. YEAH, FIN that guy with the Bobcat stairs. He's going to crawl in the lobby. We're going to lose him. We go He's already finished. He's already finished. Okay. Give me. Give me that. Give me that. One good thing I I killed the guy under your staircase. I want to make sure he dies. No, he Yeah. Yeah. He's dead. I finished everyone on the staircase. I don't know. I have finished everyone on the staircase here. Hey, Peanut. What's up? What's up? Go ahead and throw me that Bobcat. You lost the bet. Damn. No, that one on Spacepod counted for that. Uh Oh, wait. I never got a Bobcat on Spacepod. No, you did get a Bobcat on Spacepod. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Bungulators? You're being accountable. We had a deal. Fine. Hey, this isn't just some weapon you can pick up. We had a deal. We had a deal. Oh It's Coxy. some weapon you can just pick up like a like a scythe. a deal. We had a deal. Come on. Bring it over to papa. Fine. There you go. Oh, you [laughter] bastard. You bastard. Wait, what? You don't have the Bobcat? WHERE DID IT GO? >> [laughter] >> YOU LOST IT? WAIT. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? NO WAY YOU NO WAY YOU JUST lost the Bobcat. Are you serious? >> [laughter] >> BRO, DID YOU NOT SEE WHAT I SAW? You Wait. Maybe when you shot with that weapon it auto goes to your inventory. Check your inventory. Oh. You have it? No, I don't [laughter] [ __ ] have it. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's actually no way. There is Did anyone see where that went? Fine. There you go. Oh, [laughter] you Brother If what I saw was correct, it's on the [ __ ] moon right now. That's where that went. I'M NOT HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. I'm suffering. Where's the Bobcat at? Seriously, where's it at? Where's it at? Brother, I'm not kidding you. I have no idea. I cannot I cannot believe that just happened. I cannot believe that just happened. But we Let's We Wait. Let's recreate the scenario and see if we can follow it. So, we were both right. I was like right there. And then I was And then I dropped the weapon right here. Okay. And then Okay. All right. And then We Wait. We Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Three, two, one, now. Holy [ __ ] that thing's on the moon. >> [laughter] >> That thing is on I just saw it. I That thing is on the moon. >> [laughter] >> I Okay. Now I see what you're saying. Now I That thing is actually on the moon. Holy crap. [laughter] Did you find any bodies down there, Coxy? Nope. I have one item. Good. Good. Well, I had a really good item and then I lost it. The hell? Um what was that? Well, that's Coxy playing pranks on us. Obviously, that's mine, guys. I'm sad. I'm sending a signal to find a peanut's dad. Okay. All right. The pack is pack of merble lights sent into the air. Now my entire bungulator squad is saying that they saw the Bobcat when it was actually just a bear. Everybody's against me. Everybody The whole world is against me. Oh my good And I didn't even Oh my god. It wasn't close enough to grab it. Oh my [laughter] god. This is the worst. This is the worst. Bobcats may just be a weapon to you, hunch, but they are a delicacy in the bongulator religion. >> [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. >> Oh, and she sees she sees me. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. >> [laughter] [gasps] >> Oh, my god. >> [laughter] >> All right, let's leave. Oh, [ __ ] Hey, chilling rain, gentlemen, hey. Chilling rain. Uh, that counts as your bobcat. That counts as your bobcat. 100% 100% that's your That's your bobcat right there. You can You You You I don't even I don't even I don't even want to start with you. >> [laughter] >> You are You're a demon. You're You're a false prophet. You have forsaken You have forsaken the team. You've forsaken me. You've forsaken the bongulators. Did you see that? He would see He would see He would see the He would see the bobcat INTO THE [ __ ] STRATOSPHERE. LOCK IT OR WHATEVER. >> [laughter] >> We're going to fresh new rage. Should we wait for a bit? Yes. Okay. Into body. Into body. Into body. Into body. Into body. Into body. HERE'S A CHEESE. BUT, THE BONGULATORS WITH EPILEPSY ARE GOING CRAZY right now. >> [laughter] >> I bet they're break dancing like Michael Jackson right now. THE THREE LAND. THREE LAND TIME. Three land about to die. And then feel it. Feel it. Maybe to pass some time we can go up top and play some arcade golf. I'm down with that. All right. Play a little bit of golf while we're waiting. >> Someone's taking the meat shark. Uh, whatever. Yeah, whatever. There's a defib. All right. We shoot that? No, it's not big enough. Um There we go. What? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay, you ready? Three >> two, one, now. I lost it. It's just on that mountain over there. Oh, there it is. Uh, 485 There she goes. There she goes. That's a bad one. We got to get more distance. Yeah, that's a bad one. That's a bad one. Three, two, one, now. There she goes. That's a good >> Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. >> That's a good drive. Yeah, that's a good drive. >> [laughter] >> How was that going to Yeah, but there it is. There it is. There it goes. Uh, 70. I still think we can do better. >> We do We can do better. We can do better. >> Yeah. All right, this one's going to be a good one. Ready? >> Three, two, one, now. Medium ammo. There. There she goes. >> There There it is. There it is. >> That one I felt like I really got underneath it, you know? There it is. There it is. >> that one. 932 >> 1254. 1254. 14 HEY, THAT'S MY WORD. THAT'S OUR WORD. 14 15 1542. A nice drive. Nice drive. >> it's starting to It reached peak. It's starting to go down now. >> Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my That was a good one. That was a good one. >> one more. I really do think we can outdrive >> I think we can. I think we can. All right. One more. One more. Final ball. My last one I brought to the >> Three. Oh. Don't mind him. Don't mind him. Three, [laughter] two, one, go. We didn't mark it. We didn't mark it. >> I forgot to mark [laughter] it, too. It's I forgot to mark it. >> [laughter] >> Well, That one felt good, though. I know we didn't mark it, but that one felt good. You won't believe it. Come down to the bottom. What? >> Come down to the bottom right now. I swear on everything. >> Oh, my [laughter] god. >> touch it. I swear on everything. I didn't touch it. >> [laughter] >> Oh, I dropped I dropped Wait, what? Oh, no. Jump down. Jump down. Jump down. Jump down. Jump down. Jump down. Jump down. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. >> We let him We let him We let him. Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> I think he missed. I appreciate these guys are screaming >> Well, well, They're They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're shooting. They're rage hacking. Who the hell IS HE? I'M DEAD. They're wall hacking. He's dead. Yeah, man. They're all They're all rage cheating. >> Well, he should have got off two games ago. He should have got off two games ago. Should have got off two games ago. Multiple game bans on record. Look at the other guy. Look at the other other guy, umbrella. All right. Okay. Oh, I only have I only have this guy. I I've only got this guy. Wow, that is That's our That's our first trio of of actual cheaters. All Yeah, all three of them. Yeah, all three are cheating. Good for them. GOOD FOR THEM. ALL RIGHT. TIME TO TAKE MY ANGER out on the next single dad who just got off a 12-hour shift and has no [ __ ] clue what he's doing. Amen. Amen. Amen. Can I get a preach? Preach. >> Amen. Amen. Time to shoot a father-son combo in here who are just planning to do some family bonding. I have no weapons. [laughter] I just realized. Thank you, Sharon. THANK YOU, SHARON. >> [screaming] >> KEEP YOUR PEEPERS OPEN, BOYS. WELL, I'VE BEEN looking down the hallway. No dingos. All clear. I'm going to check the garage. No dingos coming from the garage. All clear. This is bongulator 46. All clear. ALL CLEAR THE GARAGE. It's a hot dog. Hot dog. Dogs, read you loud and clear. >> God, you are so ugly. You are so disgusting. Oh, she look at this guy. You both look like you ride the short bus. I'm not joking. >> Peter, come down the zip line. Yeah. >> [groaning] >> I'M GOING IN. ONE'S ALREADY OUT. Good dinga kablam kabloozi. There's one. THERE'S ONE. GOT HIM. ONE DOWN. WHAT DID YOU DO WHAT I OH, no sweet treat on the way up. I don't see the third one. I don't see the third one. I instantly gave up. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. What the dingo was that? Wait, he had to His boy just had to have activated that, maybe. I don't know. I did. Yo, I got There's two dead. >> [snorts] >> Tempest. Come on, Mike. I love Tempest. Where were they at? One knocked. I'm going in. I'M GOING IN. DOUBLE HEADSHOT WHAT? OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. OH, my goodness. I'm cooking. I'M COOKING. OH, I'M COOKING. I'M COOKING. I GOT THEM ALL. I GOT THEM ALL. DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT? HE DID DID YOU SEE THAT? DID I shoot them all? Did Did you see those two who are going to call the hatch? We gave them Goop. Goop. Goop. I seen a triple headshot. That was nice. That was nice. All three grenades. Score. Wait, on me. On me. On me. I'm on top OF >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> WHAT? WAIT, WHAT? SKETCHY. SKETCHY. SKETCHY. SKETCHY. SKETCHY. SKETCHY. SKETCHY. GOT HIM. NICE. YOU GOING TO SHOOT ME? YOU GOING TO KILL ME? YOU GOING TO KILL ME? Quadruple headshot me? Full sprint. And the opposite Really good shot by that guy. What the [ __ ] >> Where is your four dead bodies? Is there not a whole other team here? Don't worry. I got you. Really good shots from that guy. That was weird. TWO OF THOSE BODIES ARE THE GREATER FORTUNE. [screaming] THEY'RE TAKING THE EXTRA. THEY'RE TAKING THE EXTRA. GO. GO. GO. WAIT, NO. I I WOULD LIKE TO LEAVE. CHARGE. [screaming] NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. >> I'm going IN. I'M GOING IN. PEANUT. LEBRON JAMES. OH, MY GOD. DUDE, DUDE, this guy is >> All right. I have two. There's more GOOP TO BE GOTTEN. WE CAN'T LEAVE YET. IT OPENED. IT OPENED. OH, my dingo. They are right on me. I'm going to die. Oh, my god. What is my guy up to? Please on you. One health. >> What did HE SAY? HE SAID One health >> Two down, TWO DOWN. TAKE HIM. NICE. WHO GOT SHOT? I GET YOU, I get you, Hutch. I get you, I get you, I get you. Help. 360 360 360 Got you. Wait, did someone hit it? Okay, no way you guys are stealing the loot of the two kills that I got. Are we Are we being super duper for real right now? I just put in work. I just put I was I was on demon time. I say we take this moment to celebrate, boys. This was a great raid. Hooray! Hooray! HAPPY NEW YEAR.
[20:53]Let's all read. Good work out there today, boys. Good work out there today. You guys showed team initiative, determination, and blood, sweat, and tears. Excellent raid, boys. Excellent raid. Got you. We are cooking tonight. We are a well-oiled machine. This should be our best raid of the night right here, boys. I'm Hutch, I can believe you would even suggest getting off. We are We are working like cogs in a machine right now. We are a well-oiled machine. Dominating left and right. You know how many men I took on at once just last raid? You have to wait till we get down in the basement. Call me peanut blue. Call me peanut blue. Put me in a cage and send 2,000 men. On you On YOU TO YOUR RIGHT. WHERE WHERE WHERE? OH MY GOD. I HE'S ONE SHOT. HE'S ONE SHOT. I don't know what he's saying. >> You're a cheater. He called YOU A CHEATER. I'M CHEATING. I'M CHEATING. YOU CAN'T STOP ME. I'M GOING TO KEEP CHEATING FOREVER. YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO STOP ME. YOU'RE NEVER going to stop me. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. I'm cheating. 360 360 no scope. OOH, 360. I'M CHEATING. I'M a cheater. You're playing so good, people think you're cheating. Yeah, it's all coming to me. Another day at the office. Another day at the office. >> [laughter] >> OH MY GOD. I AM CHEATING. I AM CHEATING. I'm cheating. I'm a hacker. I'm a hacker. I'm hacking in this game right now. Yo, peanut's kind of wired, and you popping addy? I'm locked in. >> You popping addy? No, but let me tell you I I've got to go back to my doctor. Adderall makes you feel like God. It's the best. >> [laughter] >> It's the best. I haven't taken Adderall in probably a year and a half. And I'm telling you I'm telling you. the cheat code. I can't focus. I can't focus. >> You Dude, that's not even the new Dude, there's a new cheat code. You got You tell them that You tell them that you got anxiety, and then they And then bam. They give you tons of meth. They give you tons of meth. Not in Texas, it's not. Not in Texas. You tell them you got anxiety, they pull out a [ __ ] kilo of meth and hand it right to you. >> [laughter] >> End game, of course, is all theoretical. It's all theoretical. It's This is all theoretical. It's just all theoretical. >> anxiety, let's get you [ __ ] hammered. I'm telling you I'm telling [laughter] you. Ooh. Nice jump, CloZee. Nice jump. >> [snorts] >> Oh. CloZee, you all good? You win it, Shaden? CloZee, you're muted. Don't you worry, the A squad is on the way. Oh, dude, Oh my god. I went to go snap. No, I'm fine. I went to go snap hook, and I [ __ ] hit the top of a hornet. Good work. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Good work. Shut up. I'm going to check the breaking room. I hate you more. Who is? Head shot him. CHARGE! [screaming] I CRACKED ON. I'M GOING IN. WHAT THE HELL? HOW IS THAT [ __ ] NOT DEAD? OH, [ __ ] OH. CHARGE! [screaming] AGAIN! HE'S DEAD. He's dead. Got him. Be gone with you, demon. Nighty night, [ __ ] Oh, they're Oh, they're dumb and poor. They're dumb and poor. >> [laughter] >> End the game. End the game, of course. End of the game. End game, obviously. Game. I DIDN'T LOOT IT. YOU LOOT IT. I DON'T LOOT SPRAY. I DON'T LOOT DUST SPRAY. YO, they were they were dumb and poor. That's kind of like you. I'm a grade. Yo, raise your hand if you have over 1 million space dollars. Going to come down that ship any moment, boys. Ready yourselves. Do you think we got that thing working we can [ __ ] it? Yep, let's get out of here. I'm down. Guys, I have nothing in my inventory. Me neither. Does anyone have a hatch key? No. Nope. No one's got a hatch key? Nope. No. >> Then why we come over here? I don't know. We just typically one of us has a hatch key. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Guys, the hatch was open. Where are you going? I was just trying to save a dollar or two. I could have swore Hutch had one. I could have swore Hutch had one. I was just trying to save a dollar. Wait, I'll come back. I think it's too late now. Ooh. Ooh, nice shot. We go kill those guys. Oh, hold on now. We We just get out of the raid. Wait, if we kill those guys, we get actual loot. I'm in. No. No. No, guys. Guys, I'm running a solo if you go down there. No, Hutch. You get your ass back up to the extract right now. Right there. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, can I shotgun a bear real quick? >> [groaning] >> Ooh, nice quick scope. Damn it. One down. Nice. Yo. I think You put me way above puta. Puta means [ __ ] by the way, in Spanish. Take that, wall. Guys, there's no way we are hunting these guys down. Get out of the raid. OH MY GOD. YO, PEANUT, look down real quick. What? You have no arms and legs. Okay. All right. Okay, that's not even a good joke, cuz Hutch can't see his legs either when he looks down. Oh my god. I'm telling you these people are going to be dumb and poor anyways. This was a fruitless venture. This was a fruitless venture. All right. Well, time to leave. CloZee! CloZee! Oh my god. Oh, are we being so [ __ ] for real right now? Are we serious? Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Good work out there. I'm I I'm really That was really great how you guys went down there for 10 minutes to kill those dumb and poor people for nothing. All right, gang. I'm getting up. I'm getting up. GOOD NIGHT. [screaming]
