Jimmy breaks down #Trump’s jam-packed schedule! #FallonTonight

[0:00]Monday, invasion. Tuesday, speech. Wednesday, briefing. Struggle not to fall asleep. Thursday, Google. Where's Iran? I should probably think of plan. Make announcement on TikTok. Supreme leader's now Kid Rock. Build a ballroom, throw a bash. Put some lotion on neck rash. Watch the market drop and crash. Urkel vibes, "Did I do that?" Sleep, then tan, then run a mile. JK, white out Epstein files. Take a break, enjoy the weekend. While we're at it, invade Greenland. Tan, tan, sleep, rash, need more lotion. Throw more files in the ocean. Tan more, sleep more, rest my eyes. "Wake me when I win Peace Prize."