[0:00]What if Mr. Bean visited Ancient Troy? Day one, Mr. Bean arrives in Troy, taking pictures of the walls. Click, click. Guards stop him. "Who are you?" Bean smiles, salutes them, then just walks past. The guards stare, confused. Day three, training field. Archers missing every shot. Instructor yelling. Bean steps forward. "Let me." They laugh. Bean takes a bow, blindfolds himself, shoots. Bullseye. Silence. Bean nods. Next moment, all the soldiers blindfold themselves, chaos. Day five, the Trojan horse arrives, huge. Pulled into the city, crowds celebrating. Bean walks around it, knocks on it. Hollow. He frowns, hears something inside. Whispering. Bean squints, "Suspicious." Night, Bean sneaks back, climbs the horse, finds a small opening. Peeks inside. Eyes widen. Shadows moving. Men. Bean panics, tries to signal. No one's there. Thinks. Looks at his torch, looks at the wood. "Hmm." Fire. The attack is abandoned. Morning, the horse is burned. The crowd gathers. Looks at Bean, then the ashes. "You burned it?" Bean smiles, proud. They arrest him. Troy is saved, but no one knows how.
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