[0:00]Kirk, what the hell happened the other night? Um, you act like a freak with Captain Pickles and you won't even get off the couch to shake my father's hand when we had a whole conversation about how he was old-fashioned. I know. I know. I'm sorry. I spent a whole day with your entire family and you can't even spend 30 seconds with mine. I mean, that's a pretty big red flag. It is not a red flag, Molly. Oh, Kirk, I can't do this here. I'm I'm working and Okay. Sorry.
[0:40]I ejaculated my pants.
[0:51]Uh yeah, we we were getting sort of hot and nasty and you know, it's not every day that I have a super hot girl grinding on top of me and I got a little too excited and before I know it your parents are in the room and I'm sitting there with just a big freaking oyster in my shorts. Right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[1:32]I mean, I'll say this for him, he's honest. So, thanks for the advice. That went horribly. Enjoy the air show, boys. I'm going to go No guy in his right mind would ever make that up. Right? You should probably go talk to him. Yeah. Just wait one second. And here she comes.
[2:04]She told him a joke. It's something, something's funny. They're kissing. Yes! You're like Yoda. Yeah, I know. I like sexy Yoda. The force is strong with you, Jack. Trust the system. It takes care of itself. That went well.
[2:28]I sure is something, didn't she? It's Kirk, right? Hi Cam. Excellent to see you again, sir. Listen, Kirk, got to talk to you for a second. Yeah, I guess so.
[2:43]Listen, Kirk, I understand that fellas such as yourself have uniquely candid relationships with the women that they befriend, am I right? Fellas such as myself? Well, don't get me wrong. I have no problem with your lifestyle. I mean, what two or more grown men doing the privacy of their own home. Hell, it's of no concern to me.
