[0:01]What? The meal?Oh yeah, no, it's fine. No, it's fine.I liked it. And what? The restaurant?Yeah, no, it's fine.It's good. You liked it too?Good.Great.Good to hear. Is everything okay?What?Why wouldn't it be okay? You don't know?All right, well, I don't know either.
[0:40]What? I seem on edge.Oh, okay.I didn't realize you were paying attention how I feel at all, okay? It doesn't mean anything.It means whatever you think it means, baby. Oh, I'm being weird.I'm sorry.I'm sorry.I'll put on a happy face for you. So, you had a great night?Good.Good. What?How?How are we going to spend the night together? Oh, I, uh, I didn't realize we were. No, I mean, I just assumed that, um, after we got home, you would take an Uber back to the restaurant and go home with that waiter. Don't, don't do it.You know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You do.Yes, you do.Okay. All right.Yeah.Hey, hey, tell me, right now.Tell me to my face that I'm crazy. I want you to do that.I want you to tell me to my face that I am making it up. I'm making up that you made eye contact with him, that long, slow eye contact that you do. And even batted your eyelashes at him, the way that you giggled when you would make little jokes, the way that you chatted him up and asked him who he was and where he's from. Totally normal stuff to do at a restaurant, right?It's just anything weird about that was in my head, right?It was in my head.Tell me now. What, you got nothing to say? I'm overreacting.No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just reacting.I'm reacting to what the fuck you did, and to the disrespect that you showed to me and to our marriage. It wasn't that big a deal. So I am crazy, right?That's what you're saying. I don't know why I do this with you. On our fucking anniversary, baby, really?This is what you do to me. Oh yeah, no, I know.I know it wasn't that big a deal to you. That's part of what I'm pissed off about.Okay?Like, do you know how insulting it is to be treated like I'm so stupid that I don't even know what's going on? Like, do you think I'm a fucking child?I'm just sitting there and I'm not going to see you looking at this guy like that. Like, that just makes me wonder. Nothing, it just makes me fucking wonder about you.Okay? It makes me wonder about you if you think that I'm so stupid that I wouldn't ever notice or maybe care, like, I don't even know what you think I think. But that's what I'm trying to tell you right now.Okay? That's what I'm telling you.But that's not okay.It's not.You can't do that. You don't understand. All right, let me put this to you in a way that I hope you will. What if I turn this car around right now and I drove back to the restaurant and I drag you in there and I make you stand there next to me. While I chat up that cute hostess at the door. Yeah, yeah, remember her?Yeah, she was really cute, wasn't she? Yeah.And I make you stand there, fucking humiliated, while I ask her where she's from and what her name is and say, wow, that's so interesting.Wow, that's so cute.You beautiful. You know, and I flirt with her like that. I do that for a minute after minute after fucking humiliating minute, while you just sit there blushing and wondering why you can't control your husband. How would that feel for you? What?You think I should?Well, so you can prove that you're the more mature person?So you can, you can show me that you don't even care? No, that's not it.Then why? Well, like a punishment? Oh my god, baby.No.No, it doesn't work like that. It doesn't, it doesn't work like that.I mean, two wrongs don't make a fucking right, you know, they teach children that. A, and B, I don't want to. Yes, I did think she was cute.I thought she was really hot, but I don't want to flirt with her.I don't want to. Stop asking why, I just don't want to. Because she's not my wife. There's only one person in the world that I want to flirt with and make eyes at and chat with and see giggle like that. There's one person and I married her. Okay.I married you because I needed you to be all mine. All mine, not anyone else's to look at, to touch, to think about, mine. And maybe that's a little crazy. But it's how I feel. And it's why I put that ring on your finger, isn't it? I want you to be all mine, forever.I want you to belong to me. I'm going to come home and find you in my bed every day until I die. Now what the fuck are you smiling about? Okay, baby.Okay. You just want to tempt me a little bit, huh?You just want to hear a little outburst from me. Okay.Okay. Oh, don't apologize.It's all right.It's fine. Don't, don't apologize.It's all good.It's fine, baby.
[6:15]You want?You're not going to do it again. Oh, I knew that.Trust me, I know.I know. I'm going to make sure that you never pull a stunt like this again.
[6:31]Don't worry about it.You don't need to worry about it.Baby, you are thinking too hard. Okay?Well, listen, then I teach you. You're not going to need to think about it. You're just going to carry it around in your body. I mean, hey, you're the one who said, not five minutes ago that I should punish you. Didn't you say that?Yeah. Well, you didn't think I was going to let you decide your punishment yourself, did you? What happened to your smart mouth? Yeah, it's okay, baby.Why don't you just take my hand while I drive? There you go.You got it.
[7:12]Just take my big, strong hand and both of yours. And hold on to it.Just hold it right in your lap. And get used to it.Get to know it. I mean, after all, about, 20 minutes. You two have a date.
[7:35]What, baby?What? Hey, don't get scared now. You wanted this, didn't you?Didn't you ask for it? Didn't you push to my limit for a reason? Yes, but what? You didn't think I would be so emotional?Well, what can I say? You provoke very strong emotions for me. Now, are you going to take your punishment?
