[0:00]these are 10 of them right here. And number 10 is when Chuck Norris does push-ups. He doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
[0:12]There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
[0:23]I don't know. Believe me. Somebody, these have to be screenplay writers here. Rather than being birthed, birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to push his way out. Punch his way out. Punch his way out.
[0:39]Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling bang. That would have done it. That would have done it.
[0:52]Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
[1:06]When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes ever. That's true. That is not true. That is not true. That is not true. That is a total lie. I love for Chuck Norris. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of Records of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris. And those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever got.
[1:44]Now this is one of my favorites here. When the Boogie Man goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
[1:57]Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg. Law and Order. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries ever.
[2:22]I guess my favorite one is that. Oh, you guys said your favorite. Here's my favorite one. They wanted to put Chuck Norris's uh, face on Mount Rushmore. But the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
