[0:03]Cuz rapper's delight was such a fun song, you know? It was fun, the lyrics was easy to remember. It's like Dr. Seuss wrote that motherfucker. It was happy, it was like hip-hop even white people could enjoy. Cuz the lyrics were so basic. I said a hip, hop, hippity, hippity, hip, hip a hop and you don't stop the rockin' to the bang bang boogie to up jump the boogie to the rhythm of a boogie the beat. Look how happy white people are right now. You see two white boys in there and she like, 'Wow, hip, boppity, do the beat.' 'And me, the poop and my friend we're gonna try and move our feet.' See I am
[0:41]Cuz the lyrics were so simple to remember. Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn. If your girl start acting up, then you take her friend. Yeah! Fuck yeah, why reward bad behavior? I ain't trying to be a hater, you know? I like I like some of today's artists. Like I love Jay-Z. I love I love Jay-Z. You know what I love about Jay-Z is that he's an artist that matures and his music matures with him. You know, like right now his new album 4:44. He's talking about grown man shit, stuff that's relevant to grown ass men, you know what I'm saying? Like he's talking about like marriage and and children and family legacy and wealth and cheating on your wife. And getting caught and getting your ass beaten in the elevator by her crazy little sister. You know, shit that happens to grown folks. That should happen to me twice last year. But see some of these rappers be rhyming like they 25 years old. I'm like, hold on a second. Nigga, you 50. I want some age appropriate rhymes from you. You better give me some middle age crisis rhymes, nigga. These young rappers think I'm a sweetie. Nah, sugar high, diabetes.
[2:15]These rappers want to fight me? Go ahead, call your boys. You can't kick my ass. They're full of hemorrhoids. Oh, you want to fight this? I stay knuckled up, thanks to my orthotics.
