[0:00]you stayed with Sheldon all this time because he kept you from going to federal prison? That's part of it. The other part is what happened with the elevator. Yeah, I'm wondering about that. You said it was working when you moved in. It was. But one night Sheldon came home from work. What is going on here? Hey Sheldon, this is Howard and Raj. They work at the university too. What are you sitting on? I can't speak for these guys, but I'm sitting on my tushy. Heh heh. Explain the couch. There were some people on the first floor who were moving out and sold it to me for $100. But what's wrong with the furniture we have? They are lawn chairs. And there was no place for company. What's this have to do with the elevator? I'm getting to it. Change seats with me. Why? There's a draft on my neck over here. So I get the draft? You're protected by your turtleneck. It's a dickey. Oh, yes. This is definitely gonna be my spot. Okay. How do you know he said that? You left the room. Hey, do you want me to finish working on your man-feet or not? Fine. Go ahead. The trick is to mix it into Tovex in order to create a combustible gel that will generate over 8,000 kilonewtons of thrust. Cool. Nice. Won't work. Trust me, it'll work. You don't see your mistake, do you? There's no mistake. This is for a full scale rocket, not a model. I've adjusted the formula. Not correctly. I've had it with you. You might be an expert on theoretical physics and science fiction programs, and where to sit on a freaking couch, but this is applied physics. And when it comes to applied physics... Uh-oh. What's happening? A very bad thing. Get the door. Get the door. Get the door. Give me that. What did you do that for? I had plenty of time.
[1:39]You're welcome. Not only did Sheldon save my life, he didn't rat me out to the landlord, or the police, or homeland security. So basically you're the reason I have to walk up and down three flights of stairs every day? So I did something stupid. I'm sure you did stupid things when you were younger. What were you doing seven years ago? Excuse me, I was in high school. Studying, keeping my nose clean, doing volunteer work for the community. Not pregnant. Yes!
