[0:02]It is that special adult learning center. Let's go. Let's go. Yes, I had this new scene created because tonight, not only are we playing with Mr. Cloy, but we are playing with Mr. the Hunts MF. And I thought this would suit it just fine. I thought this would suit the occasion just fine. A little special adult learning center for Mr. Cloy so he can stick with the team leader and Mr. Hutch so he can do literally anything that helps the team at all. >> You have a new scene up? >> Uh, yes. Just for you, Mr. Cloy. Just for you. I think it'll help with your not sticking with the team leader problem. Mhm. Mhm. Uh, >> give me a sec. I have an ad. >> Oh my god. This is Mr. Peanut. Special adult learning center. Class is in session. Cloy, welcome in. You are my star student. Well, actually, you're not my star student. If you look to the left here, you have no stars on the star chart, >> unfortunately. >> But you can get your first one. I HAVE ZERO, >> DUDE. WELL, THAT YOU CAN GET your first one. You can get your first one. You see, we Gingi, six stars. Keep up the great work. >> Keep up the great work. >> How do I have zero? >> Are you kidding? >> And Mr. Oh, Hutch. Wow, even Hutch has got you beat. >> Wow. Hutch has one star. He was able to put his shirt on all by himself. If you're the leader of this [ __ ] class, okay, we're just going to start drooling. >> Well, most of the students are >> dumber. >> Goi, you have zero stars in my special adult learning center. >> I wouldn't talk about >> stinky Fortnite player. >> Uh, his friends are Pokemon. Are you kidding me? >> That is true. That that Well, I didn't write those. The the students did. The other students. >> Hello. Welcome. How are you on this fine day? Feeling skinny. >> Well, stop. >> I'm looking at him. >> Mr. Peanut. Special adult learning center. Mr. Hutch, welcome in classes in session. You are one of my star students. You know that. >> How many stars? How many stars? >> DON'T LOOK TO THE LEFT. YOU HAVE ONE STAR. >> Damn it. >> Cloy has zero, though. If you look at Cloyy's name at the top left, he has zero stars. >> Okay, I'm cool with that then. I'm cool with that. Mhm. Wait, who has all those shrouds at the bottom left? >> Shrouds. Well, shrouds pretty good. Shrouds. >> This [ __ ] is cheating on all the tests. I'm telling you. I know. He's using a kettle macro. He is cheating on his tests. You got to believe me. >> Well, the test in this classroom is who can tie their shoe under 10 minutes. So, I don't know if there's much you can Google ON THAT. >> YOU WANT to do the owl technique? >> What's the owl technique? >> All right. If you're talking about putting traps and getting up in the raptors, isn't the Nick Merrat? Yeah, >> we died every time we did this. >> Yep. >> No. >> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. >> What if we all go into one rafter? They'll never see that coming. >> Wait, we should get the We should go in the front then. Up here. No, >> in the back. In the back. >> We spread out. We spread out. >> We should all stick together. That way all one trick takes us all out. Oh, wait a minute. >> Wait a minute. Wait a minute. New tech. New tech. >> Peter, you [ __ ] >> WHERE'S HE GOING? WHERE'S HE GOING? >> HUTCH IS DEAD. HUTCH is dead. >> I don't think you get out. >> Welcome back, Mr. Hut. Welcome back. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Let's do it again. >> Okay. All right. Make sure you don't go over there, Hutch, cuz you can't get out if you're over there. >> This time, >> you want to go up there, too, go. >> No, you can get out, right? >> Uh, well, >> roll this way. Roll this way. >> Not letting me do anything right now. Oh, no. >> Oh, I'm coming. Cold. I'm coming. before. >> Oh my god, that was insane. I went outside. I WENT >> OH, DANG. LOADING. LOADING. LOADING. TWO. TWO. TWO. TWO.22. >> YEAH. Should only be two. >> One broke. One broke. [screaming] >> They're right under. They're right under. >> They're getting shot in the ass. They're getting shot in the ass. THEY'RE GETTING >> OH, WELCOME BACK. >> You're killing me escape. >> RIP. One shot on that guy dead. >> Is he the last one? >> Where's the other one? >> Over yonder. Over yonder. >> Are you [ __ ] serious, man? How is a hornet on me? >> Broke him up. Broke him up. He's broke. >> WAIT, THERE'S ANOTHER GUY. WHO'S THAT GUY? >> [ __ ] ANOTHER ONE. OH, [screaming and groaning] HIT THE DECK. LIT THAT guy up. >> I down two. I down two. Do you kill the guy I'm wearing right in front of you? >> I broke two tos over yonder. >> Yeah, I see one right here. >> SHOOT THE DRONE. SHOOT THE DRONE. I GOT CHECK OUT. >> THAT GUY'S THE ABSOLUTE ONE RIGHT HERE. >> GOT HIM. I DID MY POD. Right behind you, Coy. I'm in your rear. I'm in your rear. >> Samurai outfit. >> Ninja. >> Yeah. RIP. One shot. ABSOLUTE ONE ON THAT >> TEAM BEHIND ME. >> JUST KILL THE GUYS UNDER YOU. KILL THE GUYS UNDER BOTH SIDES. >> BROKE HIM. BROKE HIM. >> One's running. One's running. >> Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. DEAD. DEAD. BANG. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. ENTIRE NEW TEAM that way. That direction. I'm down. >> You grab him with NOW. >> YEAH. I GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. I'LL GET HIM. I'LL GET HIM. DODGE. [screaming] WHOLE NEW TEAM ON THIS CORNER. BLUE. >> I CRACKED ONE. Cracked two. >> Where you at? We at >> Oh my god. I I have to He's put the bridge. Bridge. Break bridge. BRIDGE. NO. YOU GOT >> Oh my god. I'm one bang. >> One's up here still. TWO UP. GET OUT OF HERE. I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. ONE DEAD. ONE DEAD. HEY. Last one. Last one. Last one. WHERE YOU AT? PUSHING. PUSHING. PUSHING. YOU GUYS [laughter] WRITE THEM DOWN. WRITE THEM DOWN. HEREING I GOT HIM. [screaming] >> I GOT HIM. >> OH MY GOD. FAST def fast. >> [ __ ] TOO EASY. TOO EASY. Give the bundler. >> Mac of >> the hell is he talking about? Oh, wait. Did you see macroing, [ __ ] >> I'm using a Tempest. >> No, I shot him with the macro. I'm macroing and cheating in this game right now. This is not a joke. Put this on Twitter. >> Yo, Clank just died right there. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Well, let's get him doing fint. I CAST >> it was you upon you. >> It was you. >> Gotcha. Probably just leave. By the way, I'm done. Do a quick reset. Mhm. Let's do a quick reset. They have a ball head, don't we? Because you have a bow head. >> I DON'T HAVE A HERE. >> OH, YEAH. >> OH, TOS, >> FOLKS. I'm have to drop to you full. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY [screaming] GOD. >> DROPPING. >> YEAH. >> ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Oh, >> run. >> You're alone. >> That's really bad. >> Wait. Well, he >> got killed by by a leaper, I think. >> I got one. I got one next to a leaper. >> No, no, no. Another one just died again. >> Oh, I SEE HIM. I SEE HIM. EAT MY POOPY. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOPY. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. GOTCHA. OH, watch out. >> My god. Go. I got He got killed by a ball. >> I got him. Go. >> That's a nice Vinator. That's >> No. No. The last killed by a ball. >> Jesus Christ. >> We're in Cria. >> This leap is trying to take my goober. >> I got it. I got it. I GOT IT. TO THE EXTRACT. GO, GO, GO. OH, DOING EX. [screaming] Holy dingle. [snorts] Oh, excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Shoot it for [ __ ] sake, dude. Pal, I had a kettle on me. I HAD A K. YOU SHOT of a kettle. That [ __ ] takes like 9 billion. You got to be out of your [ __ ] mind. Rooers are required to hatch an egg. They have sex with the chicken which fertilizes the egg. Otherwise, the eggs chickens lay are not fertilized. reinforce.
[10:03]>> You smoking meth. Welcome back, Mr. Hutch. I was just speaking with my bugulators here, and I was thinking that that last raid you, sir, showed prowess, individualism, and determination. Getting in and out of that glitch spot not once but twice has earned you another star on my starboard. >> Mhm. >> Yes. >> Mhm. That's right. You are not I know it always says one star but tomorrow three stars. I left the stars at home. Mhm. Mhm. >> Now Cloy unfortunately >> [ __ ] you. Cloy, unfortunately, your inability to stick with the team leader has shine yet again above all other attributes of the raid. >> So, I know you're at negative one stars right now, but I'm going to have to bump you down to negative two stars. Okay. Okay. All right. [ __ ] you. >> And I'm going to have to I'm going to have to I'm going to have to have a parent meeting with you and your dad. come with ball gags in hand and only leather underwear. >> I've had to do it before, Cloy. It never goes well. >> You want to talk to my dad cuz you don't know where yours is. >> Uh, >> THAT HAS NOTHING. I WILL TAKE ANOTHER STAR AWAY FROM YOU OFF THE GOOD NOODLE CHART. I WILL I WILL I WILL STRIKE ANOTHER STAR OFF THE GOOD NOODLE CHART IF YOU DON'T START BEHAVING. >> Can I have his progression towards his first star moved over to mine? >> Are you [ __ ] kidding me? What does that what does that mean? What's his progression to the from the >> like you know how he had some a little bit like towards maybe having a star. Can I take that little bit? And >> I would give it to you Hutch, but he simply did not. >> Okay. >> Are you [ __ ] >> He simply did not. He simply did not. But did you show Did you show leadership? Did you show team initiative? That's my question. Why don't you You're a star student. Why don't you answer this question? No. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO. >> WELL, I guess that about sums it up. Oh, you did give me a Toro. You know what? You're at 20% of a star. No. >> Wait. So, can I have that 20%. >> [ __ ] you. >> Not yet, hunch. I know you're eager for another star in the good noodle ch. >> Damn it. >> But must make his way. >> Security breach. I'm going to get a wolf pack from this. >> All right, Cochy. Come on in. >> [ __ ] you. >> Come on in for the parent teacher conference. Come on in. Oh, wait. >> Give me a wolf pack. >> Wait. Come on in. Come on into the parent teacher conference. Come on in. I had Hutch, a star student, join me today so that I could show you what a star student looks like. Hutch, do something for him. Do a little something for him. Show you how. Show him how it's done. You see that? You see how he did that? Do something else. You see that? He flipped that coin all by himself. You see that? And look at his outfit. Look at his outfit. Did you put that shirt on by yourself this morning? >> Yep. I couldn't figure out the buttons on the front, so I wore it as a jacket. >> That's okay. That's a-ok. Okay. Can I get a yard? >> I'M LEAVING. >> I ALSO HAVE TITS. >> I hate you. Okay, >> that's good work. >> Forgot what I was going to say. >> Okay. All right. That's okay. Don't hurt yourself by thinking. Remember the class motto. This guy has >> He's drooling. How does he get more stars? >> Cuz he's a good noodle. >> Oh, dingle. Oh, DINGLE. >> GO. GO. You got one. One. >> OH MY GOD. ONE'S right here. One's on me. I'm dead. There's one right here. Oh my goodness. Right here. Right. Right right here on the second. Second raptor. SECOND RAPTOR. >> KEEP THROWING THESE. [screaming] >> NICE ONE. >> TWO. >> ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. THERE'S ONE OF THE SECOND RAPTOR RIGHT NEXT TO YOU. COACHING. RIGHT. YEP. YEP. RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. RIGHT BELOW YOU. RIGHT BELOW YOU. RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. Right there. Watch out. A jump. >> Right here. ONE HEALTH. [screaming] >> GOOD WORK. WE'RE the winners. Hooray. >> So, let me grenades. >> Yes, it is. Yes, it is. >> Use them on me. >> IT'S SUPER FUN. WOOHOO. I say yippee. I say over. He's a jolly good fellow for he's a jolly good fellow and he loves using trickerades. >> Guys, don't shoot your gun. >> Don't we shoot our gun? Check this out. >> What do you mean? >> Little bit of goo. [laughter] >> Guys, I'm out of C4. I threw like seven at them. >> Now, I know killed them all, but I used my body [laughter] to deter them. That's another good noodle star for you, HUTCH. >> YES. YES. >> YOU WERE A BEAST. >> YES. >> Lollipop technique works again. >> What are we up to tonight? Four stars. Four good noodle stars. >> Four stars. >> I killed everyone. >> You're a good noodle. You're a good noodle. Hutch. Poy. You may have killed everyone. [ __ ] you. >> But you weren't with the team during it. >> I was on top of you. Mhm. >> Left us to die. >> Yeah. Left us to die. Is that a good team member? >> Minus one. Good noodle star. Now he's at four. >> ONE TEAM JUST GOT >> I HAVE TRAPS. I HAVE TRAPS. I want me to set up traps. I'm trapping bridge. >> I see him. I see him. I see him. >> One down. One down. >> One knocked. One knocked. He's triad. Watch out. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. >> HEY, CLOY. Good to see. >> WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO? What the hell? Oh, they survived. They survived. >> Where? >> Oh, DINGLE RETREAT. They in the left ROOM. LEFT ROOM. ONE'S BACK BY the the zip lines and two in the left room. >> Give me a sec. >> Cracked them in there. Cracked them left. >> Yeah. One shield back over yonder. >> Locking. >> Also, team inside of lane. Kill. Kill. Kill them. Crack the other one. Maybe kill them. Maybe kill them. Maybe kill them. Hutch. Might maybe two down. Maybe two down. Dead. Dead. Got you. Got you. >> LAST ONE. WHERE? >> OUR TEAM NEEDS OUR HELP. GO, GO, GO. THE JUDGE. >> YEAH. Team down lane. Team down lane. Team down lane. >> Okay. Wait. Someone just let out. >> Where's all the gooad? Show me the enemy >> in front of us. >> I see him. I see him. >> Somebody. >> Dude, was that yours or theirs? >> I threw that. I threw that. What did it target >> to inven it? >> THERE HE IS. I'M GOING IN. OH MY GOD. I'M GOING OUT. >> CARE. It's really bad. >> Jesus Christ. >> Oh [ __ ] >> STAY BACK. DEMONS GOT ONE. >> GET OUT OF HERE. Oh my god. I went out to care. >> OH, >> GOT HIM. GOT HIM. [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU. EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. >> GOOP. GOOP. >> HEAL. Goop over life. >> Goop over life. Goop over life. I can heal when I'm dead. AM I RIGHT, [screaming] BOYS? OH MY GOD, GUYS. I JUST GOT LOOT THREE AND SURVIVOR BLUEPRINT. NO JOKE. NO JOKE. NO CAPTION THE BLUEPRINT FOR SURVIVOR THE NO WAY. NO WAY. WE'RE RICH. [screaming] WE'RE RICH. >> We're rich. >> We're rich. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. WE'RE RICH. >> Hell yeah. [screaming] YEAH. HUTCH. When you charge down that lane, >> you threw a tracking grenade to let the team know where the enemy was, their positions, what they had, what they're planning to give the team more intel for a better chance of survival. That's a good noodle star right there. >> That's a Mhm. >> Mhm. >> Yes. >> Now, Cloy on the other hand. >> I don't know. >> Yeah, Hutch, just give me a second. Please give me a second. I don't think you want to be commentating during this one. It's going to be a harsh conversation. Okay, close. >> I killed the first full team that I don't want to end there. >> But did you show team initiative? >> Yeah. >> No. No, you didn't. >> I say back me up on this. >> [ __ ] you. [laughter] >> That's going to that's going to be minus one. Good noodle star. You are now at five. >> I'm going to say can I say something? >> Mhm. Go ahead. Go ahead. I star student. >> Gloy killed potentially everyone. >> Potentially. Potentially. >> I am the one. He's interrupting me. He's interrupting me. What? He's interrupting me. >> Uh, do don't interrupt him, Cloy. Do you have the speaking ball? Cloy the speaking ball. The ball of speaking. >> Okay. >> Mhm. Mhm. As I was saying, >> Cloy may have killed every single person here. >> Okay. >> But his kills. What'd you get off those bodies over there? Huh? >> Uh, >> I left it for you guys. >> Nothing. A lot of nothing. But what about these guys that I bet they have all the goop? >> I bet. >> And then he proceeded to kill all of the guys over here. But >> I told to come here. What the? >> I let you guys loot that. Could you >> Cloy, you'll have plenty more chances to earn good noodle stars. Let's not get worked up over just one. Thank you. >> They're here. >> They're here. >> WAIT, WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? >> I'LL let you guys fight this. >> Stand back. The good noodles are on the way. >> Inside the room, maybe. >> I'm dropping a couple weapons. If you take these, I'll >> this at the same time, and it will work. >> Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. READY? 3 2 1 JUDGE. THEY'RE UNDER UNDER. GO, GO, GO. >> ON ME, GUYS. >> GO BACK. GO BACK. >> You guys said they were under. >> Go back. Go back. >> Was But I guess where they at? >> It's one guy. He's wearing He has A PICTURE. >> HE'S RIGHT HERE. HE'S TAKING ALL MY [ __ ] GET OUT OF HERE. I REALLY had a 50/50 chance there. >> Yeah, 5050. That's That's dice I'm willing to roll. >> I watched you guys run around the corner and screaming under under and then I see a third guy following you. [laughter] >> What? It was like the [ __ ] Scooby-Doo [ __ ] episode. >> And that's why WE'RE LEADER. >> OH MY GOD. >> WE KNEW THAT HE WAS THERE, BUT WE >> DUDE, WE ARE ME UP ON THIS PEANUT. OH, I'M DYING. I'M DYING. THERE'S A [screaming] MAN >> DOWN HERE. >> THERE'S ANOTHER MID. OH, WAIT. THERE'S ONE ON THE FLOOR. SEE, ONE ON ME. >> On your toes. Down here. >> Retreat. Retreat. Retreat. >> Crack one. That one. >> Did you kill the other one? Do you kill the other one? >> Yes, I killed the other one. >> Oh, good work, team. Oh. [ __ ] YOU CAN LIT THIS. YOU CAN LIT THIS. WATCH. >> I got I brought something. I brought my pet for the class. >> Well, what'd you get? What'd you get? >> Come on. Follow me. Come on. Come on. I got to show you to my teacher. Get your [ __ ] ass over here. >> His name is Eduardo. >> What did you bring for the class today, Hudge? >> Say helloardo. >> This is Eduardo. He is my Yorkie. >> Wow. Why don't you tell us about a couple things that he likes to do? >> Edardo likes to [ __ ] outside. >> One second, Hutch. >> Cloy, please listen to the class. Please pay attention. >> [ __ ] you. >> Go ahead, Hutch. What were you saying? >> Edardo likes to [ __ ] outside and wait two days and then eat it for quality nutrients. Yes, >> Eduardo likes sometimes to walk with me around the park and chase after squirrels. >> Oh, >> THEY SAY WHATEVER I'M SPEAKING. >> YEAH, DUDE. [screaming] YOU LISTEN TO YOUR OWNER. >> OH. OH, [ __ ] That were >> Hassan. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Closy didn't take a look at it. Hardo got a sing. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Stupidly, >> DUDE. YOU INSULTING ANOTHER STUDENT. SHOW AND tell pet. That is negative one good noodle stars. >> Everyone point and laugh at him. >> And Hutch, you get one good noodle star for showing initiative and bringing your pet to class. >> Yes. >> Then tallies are six good noodle stars for Hutch and negative six good noodle stars for Cloy. >> Get the [ __ ] out of this race. >> I'll let you borrow one of my stars, Cloy. Maybe. >> [ __ ] you and your stars. >> All right, let's get >> all right. Good rate. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right, class. We are at six good noodle stars for Mr. Hutch and we're at -6 good noodle stars for Mr. Cloyy. >> Mhm. >> Okay. Mhm. Things aren't looking too good tonight for Mr. Cloak. >> I think No, I think I found out how to get stars, so I'm going to try it this game. >> Good on you, Cloy. showing initiative. >> Yep. I >> You hear this, Hutch? He's trying to be a good noodle like you. >> Well, I'll believe it when I see it. I'll believe it when I see it. >> Let's take a little look. >> I think I found I think I found out HOW [screaming] good she had. >> Oh, not sticking with the team leader. I'm not off to a good start. >> I'm right behind you. I'm staring at your ass. >> Oh, staring at the teacher's ass as well. Another demerit. I'm watching your rear end. Make sure you don't get shot in the butt. >> Oh, talking about shots to my butt. Another demerit about get >> behind me. Behind me. Behind me. >> OH, DINGLE. OH, DINGLE. >> He's close. He's close. He's close. He needs Where's he at? >> Uh, behind that. Yeah, >> I'm just shooting cactuses. >> Crack two. Crack two. Got you. Got you. Let me turn my hacks down. >> They're going to freeze. They're going to freeze. Oh, >> we got to get him. >> No, no, they have to push in. They have to push in. Good. We'll go to the roof. Get an eagle eye view on them. >> One more's over here. >> The other two is over here. >> Hit one. Hit one. >> We're going to get thirded. We are going to get thirded. Nah, that isn't going to happen. >> Yeah, they're just moving back. I see a stitch that's upset over there. >> Yeah, they're far. >> Should we leave them? >> Someone's already taking the extract over yonder. >> Let's head home at the elevator. >> Look at that. >> All right, I guess we'll just ignore that. >> We're [laughter] >> We're not We're not going to get open. >> We won't get there in time. We won't get there in time. >> Not with that attitude. It's not even open. Never mind. I might have heard something else. I have no idea what I heard. Never mind. >> Teacher doing math again. Teacher's doing math again. >> All right. All right. Don't tell your parents. This Don't tell your parents Friday. >> Oh [ __ ] >> It's very similar to don't tell your parents Monday, >> Tuesday. >> And [laughter] Tuesday and Wednesday. Oh, excuse me. Oh, excuse me, sir. Excuse me, >> [ __ ] >> OH, excuse me, sir. Excuse me, sir. >> Nice, man. Is Hutch coming or what? Hutch, you still not here? You're such a >> Oh, there's Hutch. Get up here quick. What are you doing? >> Make haste. Make haste. The team's congregating at the top. >> TIP LINE. WHO'S THROWING BALLS AT ME, >> DUDE? Where the hell is Hutch at? OH, HUTCH, GET UP HERE. [screaming] GET UP HERE. Oh my [ __ ] god. [laughter] [laughter] Don't you worry, Hutch. Papa is going to take care of you. Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I'll be going to take care of you. >> If a team pushes and we die, I swear I'm going to be so team. What? Where? Oh, get him. Get him. >> I'm just shooting random bullets. One guy's way out. Where they Where they at? I see him. I see him. >> Raider, I see you close. I see you. >> He's low. He's lower. >> Oh, I have something. Teacher. >> Yep. What you What you got? What you got? Might be worth another star. I'm coming up. >> Oh, perhaps. Perhaps a good noodle star. Perhaps. >> What you got, >> Cloy? Back up. >> Close. Back up. Cloy. Back up. >> Back up. >> Back up. Cloy, back up. I'm ready. OO. OH MY [screaming] GOD. OH MY GOD. [laughter] >> ANOTHER GOOD NOODLE STAR FOR HUNT. >> YES. >> HELL YEAH. And Cloaky, negative one. Good noodle star for you for trying to steal from the teacher. [laughter] [screaming] >> Oh, there he goes. Don't worry, I'm coming. >> Here goes my hero. [laughter] >> So close, sons. So close. >> I keep hitting my head on the level. >> Very close. Very close. [groaning] >> Now, close. We could use a quick revive if you if you don't mind, sir. Ready, please. >> A quick revive. >> I want my slate wiped. >> I want my stars. My negative star is gone. I will freeze right now. >> All right. I will give you one of Hutch's good noodle stars if you revive Hud. >> I want How many does he have? How many does he have? >> He has seven good noodle stars. >> I WANT MY STAR. >> I WANT THREE. >> Don't do it. You could have three of Hutch's good noodles ties. >> Damn it. >> Wait for it. [screaming] >> But for extorting HUTCH [laughter] FOR HIS good noodle stars, I will be transferring three good noodle stars from you back to Hutch. >> Yes. [laughter] >> Now, let's ride. >> Extortion is wrong. Cloy, >> extortion is wrong, Cloy. It's wrong. >> I didn't even do it. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> Peanut. I'm watching for the hospital. My wife is a lady. Can you say SOMETHING ENCOURAGING? PICK IT OFF, LADY. POOP THAT BABY OUT. >> PUT A WALL HERE. >> Oh my god, those dastardly bastards. Oh, that's a trap. Give me that wall. our wall now. [ __ ] one. Absolute abd. [screaming] >> Absolute one. >> GOT HIM. HE'S TERRIBLE. [screaming] See you later, Stinky. >> I'm dead to C4. I'm dead to C4. I'm dead to C4. See you later. >> Gotcha. >> Are you winning, son? >> Both dead. Both dead. Both dead. >> OH, GOOD WORK. >> GOD, GOOP. There isn't no one on this [ __ ] map. DUDE, >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. Which all the people we they're supposed to be kablaming. We did pretty good this raid, boys. We did pretty good. >> Not too shabby. >> I'm proud of each and every one of us. It was kind of weird. There was no >> kind of boring. >> We ran. We got shot at once at container and we ran over. >> There was just that team that went to the sniper tower. >> Mhm. Mhm. Yeah. What happened to that first team that was out in the wilderness? >> Everyone we shot at ran. >> Oh, they ran to like communication tower. It was so weird. >> Back to Spain. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> All right, THE GOOP TOWER. GO, GO, GO. I see we kill whoever's taking the matriarch. Take the goop. TAKE THE MATRIX OURSELVES. GRAB THE golden hoozy doozies and sell it for millions of dollars. >> I am very late. >> We are late. We're not late at all. We jump on. >> No, I am. I'm like 200 me down, you guys. >> Sticking with the team leader, Mr. Huds. Not a very good noodle. That's me. >> You shut the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] your noodle. >> Not a very good noodle. >> I want you to lick my entire ass while doing >> and disrespecting the Oh my god. >> Wow. I was I >> sign me up. Oh, dingle. O DINGLE. O DINGLE. FULL TEAM. >> MOVE YOUR FAT BODY. NICE. NICE. NICE. ONE. TWO. ONE SHOT. TWO ONE SHOT. >> ON YOU. ON YOU. CRACK THE GUY ON YOU. Crack the GUY ON YOU. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. TWO DOWN. TWO DOWN. >> Oh my god. He's handsome, sexy, jaw is chiseled like a Greek god. >> I don't know what you're saying, pal, but tell it to Mr. in the lobby, [ __ ] GET YOUR [screaming] ASS BACK TO THE LOBBY, [ __ ] [laughter] >> OH, THEY THEY'RE FREE. AND I >> I was 50/50 certain he might have been yelling racial slurs, so I just kept talking over them. Excellent work, boys. Excellent work. >> Oh my gosh. I used three people. >> Oh, I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Coach, you need to help. Go, go, go. Like our side of the wall or your side? >> My side. One shot. Dead. >> That guy's dead. >> Yeah. Other one's up. Oh my god. THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY FACE. THERE HE IS. >> HE'S ONE SHOT. HE'S ONE SHOT. GET HIS ASS. [ __ ] HIS ASS. HE'S TOO SILLY. >> He's too silly. Good. Kablam. Goody. Good job. Kablam. GOODIE. I [screaming] GOT HIM. [laughter] [ __ ] >> TOO EASY. >> Too easy. >> Oh, another team. Another team. >> No. Do we have folks? Do we have folks or No, >> WE DON'T. WE GOT ZIP LINE. I'VE GOT ZIP LINES. >> Do a zip line. Do a zip line. >> Go go go go go go go. Go go go go go go go. >> Oh my god. >> I'm on the roof. I'm on the roof. I'm good. I'm I'm alive barely. >> It was a close one, dude. I've got aerial cover. I've got I've got A BIRD'S EYE VIEW. >> OH, I'M ALIVE. >> Do you guys see him? >> Going up. GOING UP. GOING UP. ONE'S UP. TWO UP. >> DROPPING. I'M INSTANTLY DEAD. Oh my goodness. >> This has to be another team. This I'm getting executed. >> Oh my god. >> What the [ __ ] >> I got you, boys. I want you down. >> I want you. Oh my god, they zipped. How' they zip? >> Sir, before you do that, I've got a secret to tell you you >> Wait, how they zip with no [ __ ] audio? >> Well, OKAY, >> GUYS. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. [clears throat] >> [groaning] [clears throat] >> YEAH. [sighs] Mess with the bull. You get bull's horns. How does Hutch have one star and CLOY NINE? BECAUSE CLOY NEVER sticks with the team leader. And those are not up to date. Coach's at negative seven stars and Hutch is at seven stars. Mhm. He's a good noodle. He's a good noodle. Bella tried.
