[0:00][music] [music] [music] Yeah. Do you ever talk like this when you're not streaming? I actually don't talk when I'm not streaming. I don't talk at all when I'm not streaming. I use hand signals for my family. Got to save my voice for the stream. You talking about ghosty word. The mailman thinks I'm going to murder him, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Wait, I Okay, I just took one bite. I can already feel the meat swaps. Holy [ __ ] >> dude. What? >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> dude. >> Holy [ __ ] I'm putting that down. DOOM TOWER. OH my god. I I legitimately got the meat sweats from that one bite. >> I'm not joking. I restarted my game second I press W. Crash. >> Oh my god. Team team team. >> I'm not in yet. Nut. Defend me. >> I I'm nobody near you. I'm I'm I'm not going to lie. >> Oh. >> Oh. Yeah. Just wait. >> Yo, there's no TIME FOR WAITING. THERE'S NO TIME. THERE'S NO TIME. THEY'RE THEY'RE right here. They're right here. I got one. I got one down. >> I'm opening up the game. >> He's broke. He's broke. >> Okay. You're coming to yourself. >> Yes. YES. >> IT COULD BE TRIOS. It could be. >> They're stupid. >> Don't you worry, Mr. Clos the trash has been taken out. [laughter] Thought you were sly, huh, big man? Thought you were Mr. Sly. Thought you were Mr. Man. >> Sucks. >> In reality, you Mr. Silly. >> Good chow. Oh my god, they're dumb and poor. That wasn't even worth it. >> All right. Well, oh, Amy, what's >> Oh, DINGLE DINGLE DINGLE. GO BACK. GO BACK. Oh my god. >> They're terrible, too. >> Hey, Gary. >> Ooh. No, that's not how you do it, sir. >> Yo. Hey, man. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You shot first, man. >> Yeah. Is that so? Is that so? I'm going to I'm going to hop on your back and ride you LIKE A HOG. SQUEAL FOR ME, [screaming] PIG. SQUAIL. SQUAL. [laughter] >> Squal for me being squeal. [laughter] >> Shut the [ __ ] up. [gasps] >> All right. Goodbye now. >> Little bit of goo. >> Wait. What about this guy? You kill this guy. >> Kill two guys over there. >> Over there. >> Mhm. >> All right. Well, all is right with the world. Dumb and poor inspection. That's right. Little dub and poor inspection. You've got more hoodlims to inspect, Mr. Cloy. >> Give space to our light. >> Two more gentlemen we can inspect for being dumb and poor. Sir, we're here to inspect if you're dumb and poor. We're here to check if you're dumb and poor >> inside. >> Stop right there, sir. We have to check if you're dumb and poor. Sir. Sir, mandatory dumb and poor inspection. on on on the stairs. On me, >> sir. Mandatory dumb and poor inspection. >> Check him. Check him to see if he's dumb and poor. >> Renegade. Wait. Renegade 4. Ven 3. He's dumb, but he's not poor. >> Hey, not too shabby. >> Towards the [clears throat] top. >> You can loot it. Loot it. Loot it. Loot. >> Dude, what about the other guy? >> We'll go kill him in a second. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. Oh, he died. Where does Amigo run off to? Wait, the battery's right here. >> He's getting shot at. Someone's getting shot at ON ME. >> OH MY GOD. >> That is that you getting shot? >> I got shot. I think I got shot from the cipher tower. Stay fast. >> Act one up there. >> Do a little lukey. Give me a second. You doing finn? I I cracked them both. >> Oh my god, there's a handsome, sexy man on me and I am on life support and I'm dead. >> I Good work. All right, sir. Just stand still. We're here to inspect if you're dumb and poor. Okay, >> I'm going to be checking if you're dumb and poor. >> Oh no, no, NO, NO. THE TEAM OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. >> Oh my god. Peanut, I'm stuck, Peanut. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. I'm stuck. You're alone. You're alone. You're alone. >> I got you. Got you. [snorts] Oh, >> you got to rest. I I have no way. I have no ways. >> I'm dead. All right. Team on me. >> I GOT YOU. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. GO, GO, GO. >> GOTCHA. Got you. >> Both dead. Both dead. Both dead. Really? >> Yeah. >> You're cooking. >> Wait, I need your heals. I need your heels. I need your heels. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need your heels. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU. >> OH MY GOD. >> Did we actually just run into them? >> Hello, good sir. >> Love you, man. >> I LOVE YOU TOO, GOOD SIR. GOD [screaming] SPEED. DON'T DO IT. PLEASE DON'T DO IT. God speed. Oh, the guy's in sniper tower still blasted. >> I need void heals really bad. Nut. >> Okay, gotcha. Gotcha. We'll keep my peeps open for some little bit of goop. >> And I needed shields res uh charges. >> Got I'm finding some. I'm finding some three. You come to me. Come to me. >> This guy. You're good. I'll give you these guns, but I need I'll just grab them. >> WAIT. SNAP. SNAP. TOOK. LOOTING, LOOTING, LOOTING. DUMMY, DUMMY, DUMMY. >> I HAVE IT IN. >> Go back to the humble abode. You need Do you need some heals? >> I do. I have one bandage. One. >> You use five of these and four of those. >> Perfect. Thank you. >> Mhm. >> Come up. Come up. Come up. Come up. Come up. Come up. >> Coming here. Right. >> Oh my god. He's handsome and sexy. He's handsome and sexy. I'm dead. I'm dead immediately. I'm dead immediately. He's pushing. He's pushing one's out. HE BROKE THE SECOND ONE. You broke the second one. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. Oh, HE'S GOT A VOLCANO ON HIM. YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE GOOD. HELP. ALL RIGHT. [screaming] >> He's one shot. He's one shot. >> We're back. Little bit of healing. Oh my god. >> Great heavens. >> Oh, he's dead. Well, that works out pretty good for us. That works out pretty good for us. Go. >> Yeah. Go down and bright. Yeah. >> Sir, don't leave yet. We have to check IF YOU'RE DUMB AND POOR. I'm going to put these batteries in there so we can go up to the top. Little bit of fent. Oh, there he is. Little bit of goop. Not too shabby. They were dumb, but they weren't poor. >> One shotgun ammo. Dingle dingle. Stop right there, sir. Stop right there. We're the dumb and poor inspectors. You got to check if you're dumb and poor. >> Sir, is my dumb and poor scanner. Let it scan you. Don't be afraid. >> Sir, I have to check if you're dumb and poor. I have to check if you're dumb and poor. >> They're both dead. >> West side west side west side. >> Well, I I don't I don't care what gang you represent, Chief. What that has to do with anything we're doing? One shot. One shot. One shot. Dead. Killed one. >> Oh, good work. >> Another one. Same corner. Same corner. Right here. Another team as well. >> Crack. Crack. >> Sir, stand still. I HAVE TO CHECK IF YOU'RE DUMB and poor. Stand still. Sir, stand still. We're the dumb and poor inspectors. >> Sir, stand still. >> Stand still. It's this process will only take a moment. >> I'm dead. >> I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. >> Stand still, sir. >> PEANUT. STOP TALKING TO HIM. Stand still, sir. I have to check if you're dumb and poor. >> Dude, I whiffed, man. >> I got you. Got you. I got you. >> You're both here. I'm getting executed, man. >> Oh, [laughter] got him. Here. >> Oh my god. Win it. >> NICE. HE'S CRACK. Take your time. Take your time. TAKE YOUR TIME. HEAL. HEAL. HEAL. HEAL. >> LOADING. LOADING. LOADING. LOADING. >> HEAL. Take your time. >> Sir, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. I'LL CHECK IF YOU'RE DUMPING BOARD IN A SECOND. >> He He defended. He defended. Oh my god. Are you serious? >> Yeah, he defipped. >> Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. I got I'm going to come and find you. Okay, >> I will help you. >> Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. I got you. I got you. I got you. Puppy's going to take care of you. >> You're going to immediately ch one down. One down. >> Nice. You're [ __ ] insane. Peanut. >> Broke him. Broke him. P. >> I'm going in. [groaning] GOT [screaming] HIM. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Sir, stand still. STAND STILL. I have to hit you with the dumb importance back there. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ]
[10:24]>> [gasps] >> That was beautiful, sir. That's beautiful, sir. >> All right, stand still. I got to inspect you for being dumb and poor. Scanning. Scanning. Oh my god, I'm getting shot. >> I smoked that. I smoked. I smoked. LeBron James. T4. >> That ain't good. I'm going up. >> My shield just broke. ONE DOWN. GET OUT OF HERE. >> HELLO, SIR. I'm going to inspect if you're dumb and poor. All right, stand still. We got a lot of bodies to inspect here. >> Yeah. >> Who's dumb and bored and who's not? >> Top of the stairs crouching down. Top of the stairs crouching down. Right on me. >> Okay. Got you. Got you. Sir, stand still. Stand still. We got to check if you're dumb and bored. >> Stand still, sir. This will only take a moment. This will only take a moment, sir. >> Stand still, sir. We got to check if you're dumb and poor. Stand still, sir. I got to check if you're dumb and poor. Give me a second. >> All right. Scanning. [laughter] >> Goes completely tapped. >> Dumb but not poor. I repeat, dumb but not poor. Scratch that down. Write that down. Write that down. Dumb and rich. That's a new one. Score. Let me use my dumb and poor scanner on this guy. Oh yeah. Oh, we got a dumb and poor. You got a dumb and poor. Okay, one to one. One for one right now. Are you scanning over there, Cloy? >> Oh my goodness. Make that two dumb and pores. Make that two. >> This guy's This guy's dumb and poor, too. >> Oh, that's unfortunate. >> This guy's actually [ __ ] homeless. Wait, wait, wait. He looted someone. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. I mean, he has a rattler three on. Wait, wait. Not dumb and poor. I mean, no, he's like mediocre. You know what I mean? He's definitely >> dumb and middle class. >> Yeah, definitely middle class. Still definitely very dumb. Right here. >> Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. >> Def someone we can point and laugh at. >> Okay. [snorts] >> Right here. >> Little bit of goop. Okay. I've I've completed my inspections. Oh, you know we're missing two inspections over on the doozy >> on the other side. I agree. >> Mhm. >> I must threw that peanut. I missed like 17 shots on this guy. >> Scanning. Oh, dumb and poor. >> Scanning. Oh, we got another dumb and poor here. Do it. Well, have we completed our inspections? >> I think we completed our inspections. Are you sure? >> I think so. >> You don't want to leave any dumb and poor rock unturned. >> Wait, they're saying I half Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I half flew to the guy in Leaper supposedly. What about these two? >> Those are the Those guys were dumb boy. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> You know, tears on there. >> Oh, well. All right. Jesus Christ. Don't you worry, Mr. Glossy. I'm safe. I I am dry humping a wall right now. If you were wondering of my activities, >> above us is unlocked. I'm going up. >> Yeah, I unlocked that, dumbass. >> Some idiot unlocked up top when we were fighting. >> Oh, thank you, good sir. All dead. All dead. We're good. Now, time for the spoils of war. Senator, >> you need that? >> What? No, I don't I have that >> little bit of goop. No, no. Well, there's two herbles in there. There's two herbles. >> That was That was horrible. I'm starting the second lever. >> Wait. No. Don't start it now. Don't start it. Don't start it. Don't start it. of [ __ ] space. Jesus. Can we go to K is inbound? Gingga. Kablam. The bluesy. Oh, my weapon is broke. Oh my god. Got him. Now, time for the spoilers of war. >> Can you go down the other side or No. >> No. This was all for nothing and a complete waste of time. Uh, no. You cannot. You cannot do that. All right. Well, come on over. >> Goodinga. Oh, there's a second weapon box right here. >> Hit it. >> No. This is all a waste of time and completely pointless. >> 5 minutes left. >> All right, let's leave. [screaming] Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> You haven't died in like 2 hours. >> Honestly, I'm kind of enjoying these raids. They're like They're chillers. Chill vibers. Not too much. Too not too crazy. >> I mean, we just killed like [ __ ] 20 people. I don't know what you mean by that, but >> yeah, but they were all dumb and poor. So, that sell this bad boy. Oh, we made it over a million. I'm fairly certain I just sold something and I saw my money go down, so I'm not really sure what that's about. But I HAVE OVER A MILLION DOLLARS. >> WAIT, WY, [screaming] we not going to the village. No, we're not going to the village. We're going down to the bunka where we belong. Uh, >> what about the people in the village? >> [ __ ] the people in the village are poor and ugly and stupid and they live in cardboard boxes. They're from California. >> Word. All right, now that you put it that way, now I'm catching you drift. Now I'm catching you drift. [laughter] >> [laughter] >> Let's ride. [screaming] Yeah, I think we wait. There's clay cuz there's suspicions in front of me. A clue here. Tangles. Tigles. Tickles. Let that clinko pass.
[17:12]Oh, I had to. I had to. Hey, you might be one in rat attack room. Go red attack. They're fighting above. They're fighting on top. >> Gotcha. >> I'm going in. Sh. [screaming] There he is. THERE HE IS. GOT ONE. He was already dead. Peanut. >> Yeah. Yeah. That's what the deep state would like me to believe. >> How? How? How? How? How? How? You didn't say anything. >> How? HOW? >> HELLO, GENTLEMEN. HELLO. >> HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP, BOYS? >> How's everything going, boys? >> How is this possible? We didn't even say anything. >> OH, WOW. I CAN'T WAIT TO have that. [laughter] >> The other guy. >> YEAH. [screaming] >> YEAH. RIGHT. COWBOY, RIDE HIM. RIDE [screaming] HIM, COWBOY. YEAH, [laughter] >> pushing up now. >> Right here. >> He dead. I kill. I kill. I kill I kill. >> Good work. Maybe we can like herd all the cattle in the one spot. We don't kill. Don't kill him. Bridge. Bridge. BRIDGE. BRIDGE. BRIDGE. BRIDGE. OH [ __ ] >> I MEAN, NOT BRIDGE. BRIDGE. BRIDGE. Where we came from. HEY, >> YOU GET OVER THERE with those other guys. YOU GET OVER THERE WITH THOSE OTHER GUYS. >> Can you get this guy over here? >> I have no armor. >> I can give you something. >> Get that guy. Get everybody get right here. >> Yeah, please. >> Oh, one just died. I dream of hurting cattle is gone. He's dead. >> Cracked one. Cracked one. Cracked one. Almost cracked. Don't crack. You have to challenge it. >> That's kablam. Gotcha. >> Stinky. Little bit of goop. Oh, they were dumb and poor. Sir, I will be doing a mandatory dumb and poor inspection on you. Stand still. Scanning. [laughter] And he's down my boy. I have a lot of good on you. >> OH, REALLY? >> YES. >> OH. >> No way. YOU. I'M RICH, COZY. I'M RICH. I GOT A PUMP CAT four score. That was a fine man right there. I thought he was lying. THAT'S A FINE MAN RIGHT THERE. A FINE SOLDIER. >> Oh my god. Peanut. Peanut. >> Blind. >> I have a Bobcat 4 kinetic converter. >> I'm going to die immediately. Watch one shot. Watch one shot. That one shot. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Right there. Right there. >> Oh. >> Retreat. Retreat. >> For me. >> I got you. I got you. Don't be on this side. Don't be on the side. >> Mommy. No. >> I'm picking up. I'm peing. HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. COMING. WATCH OUT. He's coming. >> YES. >> No way. We just won that. How old are you? Y'all probably got some pretty good goop out of here. >> Yes, sir, we do. Check it out. I got this Bobcat. Stitcher and some bandages. >> Oh, I think it's broken. I think that guy broke it. Oh, no. It still works. [snorts] >> We're doing pretty good. [gasps] This is going great. >> Oh my god. Good. >> What the hell is that? >> Breaking. They're breaking walls. Breaking walls. >> Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. >> Dirty Curtis sent. Word on the street is you're a peacon lover. Are the accusations true, SIR? >> Hate those [ __ ] peak hands. HATE THE WAY THEY TALK. HATE THE WAY THEY WALK. [groaning and screaming] WELL, these guys were dumb and poor over here. You, by the way, did you see your addiction, Bobcat? >> Yeah. Can I convert is the only reason why I won that? >> What does a group of guys do to get that Bobcat? >> You guys almost lost to free loadouts with the Bobcat Lau. Yeah, free loadouts and like nine other guys. >> Counting is quite challenging, I'm aware. I am going to use this, but I will give this to you. But we I want to use that [snorts] to get out. Stop pocketing. These are There's 17 Toros in front of us. >> Well, let's get him. >> Right in front of us. >> Judge, HE'S JUST SITTING THERE AMAZINGLY. >> NO. Good sir. Leave. Good sir. >> How do they know my friend? >> No. >> No. Oh, it's just as friendly. MY GOOD LUCK. >> WHAT [screaming] IN HELL, YOU PIECE OF [ __ ] >> GOTCHA. Oh my god. They're having a cla down here. A cla a cla congressional meeting. >> There's a guy directly under you. >> I'm the underest you can go. >> Okay. Well, he he >> Oh, there he is. >> Little bit of goo on you. Get out of here, clicker. Keep >> fighting back here. >> Oh, he's more Where the rest of the hulu's at? >> I don't know. And then we leave. >> Oh, but what about the sus? There's more goop to get. >> Yeah, there's more goop to get. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> That's a door. Hey, how's it hanging? I want you I I want you to know I could trade this survivor blueprint for like like 10 Tempest force and maybe like six kinetic converters. >> I had a survivor blueprint like 3 days ago and I asked you. You said you didn't need it. >> Yeah. Well, I I don't need it, dude. There's like a there's a Discord with like a 100,000 people in it and all they do is trade [ __ ] is open now. All they do is trade [ __ ] [gasps] >> I OH MY GOD. TICKLE TLE TLE IN. in in in Are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> Hit the button. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. Hit the button. Hit the button. HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. >> I'm not going to be able to. >> I distract him. I'll hit it. I'll hit it. I'll hit it. >> Man. >> Oh my god. Oh my Oh my god. You know it. >> Oh. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. You I coach I was feeling myself. That's why that's why I stayed up top. I was I I was feeling myself. I thought we could get those guys easy. >> I was I was feeling I was feeling myself. it eventually. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right. Well, I have AIDS and I'm depressed. I don't care if I lived. The only good thing I had on me was a survivor. I wanted him to get out with the Bobcats. >> Well, at least those two fools didn't get it. Everybody left. Well, that was actually so painful. That was very painful. I'm I am highly disgruntled and have AIDS. I'm on reason 12 and a half approaching 13 as we speak. Holy [ __ ] that was the worst.
