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[0:00]I'm laughing because apparently when I was born, my mom was just like, oh my water broke, okay, hold up, let me call the doctor. And she called the doctor and the doctor was like, oh my God, come in now, you're having a baby. And then my mom and dad were like, yo, okay, be right there, but then they stopped and had breakfast at an ihop for like two hours. My mom literally procrastinated on my birth so she could have a stack of goddamn pancakes. There was this boy who walked up to me today and said, hey, are you okay? And he just looked really concerned. So I'm just like, yeah, why? He just smiles at me and says, it must have hurt when you fell from heaven. I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about, no, I'm sorry, I climbed my way up from hell. His face goes blank for like a second, then he smiles again and says, so that's why you're so freaking hot.