My first blind date ❤️

[0:00]Come with me on my first blind date. Now, I've never gone on one of these before so, I was pretty nervous. I brought the booze, so I had nothing to lose. And as I sped over to their house, I realized I don't even know their pronouns. I hope it's something good. Hi, would you mind just holding my phone for me and let's go on our I don't think they quite understood the concept of getting my coverage at first, but as the date went on, I think I showed him a thing or two about how to hold the camera. And of course, I made sure they gotten the car first, that way they can get me getting in the car. Are you ready for the last first date of your life? Oh, the date went on without a hitch. We had a great time being all sexy and beaching it up. I still didn't get their pronouns, but I don't think it's gonna matter when you see what I'm about to do to them. And the best part is they really appreciated my silly side and I got a big one. And I know this sounds crazy fam, but I'm willing to bet my future children that this was the best day of my life. After it got dark, we went back to my place for some spicy situations. I know I haven't cleaned, but hey, it doesn't matter, cuz something tells me they won't be remembering this. I gave him a couple pokes, laid him out, got into their insides and bone appetite. Unfortunately, they didn't taste too good, which is sad cuz they had to die. But for those of you wondering, yes, I used a new cutco skinning knife for a seamless slice every time. Hey, thanks for watching.