Saturdays Are For The Slurs | Arc Raiders

[0:01][music] All right, let's do this thing. Let's do this thing. Time to get serious. Time to get serious. Let's get in there. We've been blabbing. We've been blabbing for too long. We've been blabbing for too long. >> Take our pants off and keep our socks on, gentlemen. Happy slur Saturday. >> Oh yeah. Oh, it's going to be a great slur Saturday. It's going to be a It's going to be an indubious slur Saturday. are a enthralling [music] an enthralling slurs today. Over under five mill over under 5 million slurs. Are you kidding me? Are you I've been saving them up for the entire week. The entire week. >> How'd you get your voice [music] to change so much? Yelling profusely 8 hours a day for 2 years straight. We'll do that to you, sir. I don't know if I have to draw you a little picture and paint like I'm pirate software, but that'll that'll do it. That'll do it to you. Um, I don't know what server I'm on. I didn't even check. So, we're either going to see a bunch of gentlemen yelling Viva Brazil, or we're going to see a bunch of gentlemen running at us with the best equipment in the game, yelling peanut and the every slur in the book. So, you know, 50/50. 50/50. Toss of a coin. Toss of a coin. Never know. You never know. Or Viva Missouri. OR VIVA MISSOURI. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. HE'S TERRIBLE. HOORAY. As you can see. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. We're going to die a horrible violent death. And there's a clank. What a sweet treat. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. My god. Oh my god. My god. Oh my god. My god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. A [groaning] [screaming] RUN. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Oh my god. By the God. Did you see that? Did you see that out there? You see that? Dude, we're cooking. NOW WE'RE GOING BACK OUT THERE. WE'RE PUTTING THAT [ __ ] IN THE DIRT. LeBron James. He's stupid. HURRY. GOTCHA. GO, GO, GO. Little bit of goop. I'm telling you, we're on it today. We are on it today. We are cooking today, boys. Hey, don't call me the LeBron James created for nothing, boys. I earned that title. Yes, they may be poor and dumb, but it's about the glory sometimes, not the goop. Mr. P, did they nerf the Venator? Yeah, that was like two months ago, though. It show like the best. Well, well, I don't know about the match, but it's showing optimal. It's still It's still the most versatile. It's still the most versatile. Like, Bobcat's better, but you're not going to snipe someone with a Bobcat. It's still the most versatile. Like, you take a Vonator into a raid, you can go anywhere you want. They're still poor and dumb. We They may They may have been poor and dumb, but we styled on them. We styled on them crazy like this hoodie run off to until we heard an explosion inside the inside the hoozy dooy next to the thingabob under the woods call it adjacent to the hizzle dizzle right like there >> in there. Mhm. Mhm. Easter. There he is. Over under Over. Go, go, go. It's a silly. Come on out. Don't make this harder than it has to be. Come on. Come on now. Bring back now. Y'all bro is blind. You don't see him either, dumbass. Perfect. What a sweet life. Gotcha. Was that Nick Merang? We're going to leave him honestly. [ __ ] that guy. If he doesn't want to reveal himself, if he wants you to sit over there and smack his dingle wool at him. Do that. Shut up. Click. Sh. Now you hear that. lock in. Oh, that's suspicious. That's weird. Oh my god. He's stupid, too. Where? Oh, all right. Well, I had a cool monologue planned. Oh, well, he was stinky and dumb and poor, but at least we got this big save. That's 10,000 speckle dudes. I'll take it. I'll take it. Keep your peepers open, boys. Keep your peepers open. There should be more hooligans lurking in the shadows. I'm tired of these these homeless people taking one shot damage to our armor and giving us nothing in return. That's where the rich people reside. Follow me. He had a haircut appointment. He's coming back. A haircut. OH MY GOD. RUN. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Phew. Jesus Christ. Guys, was that at the top of the tower or was that at the bottom? I actually didn't see it. Frag Hudge. Oh, Hudge. Welcome in. >> Hello. How you doing on this fine night? I'm so excited to play games. I can't. Can you hear the joy in my voice? >> Oh, yippee. Me and the buglers are actually having a great time, pal. We just killed three homeless people. Massacred them. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> They're better than killing the homeless. >> Oh, she ain't nothing better. Ain't nothing better. The Lord wield it and the Lord shall be happy today. >> Mhm. Mhm. Let me kill one more homeless person and then I'll be right with you. Do you mind? Oh, >> I don't mind. I don't mind at all. >> God, I love killing homeless people. God, I love you people. >> Me and Chad were just talking. I just got done playing with Kfue and Nate Hill and we I literally >> quadrupled my inventory value in eight raids. And I sat there and I was like, you know what? We're going to take this momentum. We're going to take this these hours of prospering. We're gonna we're going to roll it into the peanut games cuz that's what we're going to do, right? We're going to win. >> Oh, yeah. Losing ain't on the menu. It ain't on and I'm hungry. And I'm hungry. Hutch. It ain't on the menu. >> Only thing I'm eating is homeless people. Pow. >> Amen. I like in like metaphorically. >> Amen. >> Not sexually. >> Are we drinking? >> That's not till Tuesday. We are drinking but Oh my god. But I forgot to get some, so I have to door dash some real quick. >> Okay, I'll wait to drink then. >> Okay. Okay. I see. >> Look, I was actually drank last night. >> No, I drank a lot last night. All I had no food in my system either, so that was hitting me like a brick. Three sons don't count. Peanuts. >> Capri Suns do count. >> True. True. True. Sorry there. >> You You don't know. You don't know how it is until you drink two Capri Suns on an empty stomach. >> It'll make you go wild. >> Talk about a run. You might as well pop an Adderall at that point. >> Might as well do methamphetamines on a corner in a in LA. That's what it Oh my god. Hold up one second, Mr. Hutch. I am currently being violated by a spider. Oh my god. Oh my god. LeBron James. No way. No way that just happened. Oh my god. LeBron James. Sh. >> There's no need for all that. I don't have anything good on me. >> Oh, yes you do. Yes, you do. >> Anything on me? >> Yes, you do. >> Go ahead. >> Oh, [groaning] yeah. Go ahead. >> This ain't for the goop, my boy. This is for the glory. >> This is for the glory. >> No [ __ ] No way. Oo, get in here. Come on in here. >> What the? There's no way. There's no way. >> There's no [ __ ] way, dude. >> Dude, I literally >> Hey, NO. YOU [screaming] GET OUT OF HERE. YOU GET OUT OF HERE. >> YOU GET OUT OF HERE. >> GET IN HERE. Get in here. Yes, sir. >> Get in here. >> You're just collecting bodies. [gasps and laughter] >> HEY, BOYS. [screaming] HEY, BOYS. I'll tell you what's about to happen. WE'RE ABOUT TO ALL GET OUT [screaming] OF HERE ALIVE. THAT'S WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN, BOYS. WE'RE TEAMING [screaming] UP. YOU'RE PART OF MY ARTY CREW NOW. NOW, first order of business. LET'S TAKE THAT [ __ ] SPIDER OUT. LET THEM HAVE IT, BOYS. GOTCHA. Good work, boys. Good work. Time to get a little bit of the goo. Follow me, crew. >> My lord, my savior. Oh yeah, we're doing pretty good out here, boys. That was exemplary fighting out their warriors. Now, let's leave. Hutch, I have accumulated an army. >> Starruck before. Is this what it's like? >> Bro, I I Bro, I thought I was just going to get finished by a random little [ __ ] >> This extract is closed. >> Wow. >> We will find ANOTHER WAY. >> THIS WAY, BOYS. [screaming] >> I GOT SNIPED OUT. I [clears throat] GOT SNIPED FROM >> OH, THERE HE IS, BOYS. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. >> OH, YEAH. BRO, [screaming] >> GEORGE, >> these are fine soldiers, boys. These are fine soldiers. They'll have bobcats. No, they don't. If they did, I would have murdered them 10 minutes ago. WE WANT YOU, [screaming] MY BOY. WE WANT YOU. >> Don't let this [ __ ] escape, gentlemen. He wants our money. >> Absolutely. Absolutely. >> Go, go, go. >> That's so gross. You >> follow me, crew. We're going to get this again. Take his life. Take his life and take his goo. >> Wait. Oh yeah. They're trying to extract it. We go. Wait. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. >> He's trying to leave. >> We can't. We can't let THAT HAPPEN. >> MAKE HASTE. MAKE HASTE. >> FROM THE REAR. >> Make haste. Make haste. He's trying to scadaddle. You're going TO GET HIM. >> GET [screaming] HIS ASS. [ __ ] HIS ASS. >> GO. NO. >> NO. There's two. >> One, bro. One, bro. >> We got to get in there. We got to get in there. >> Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Direct. >> Oh, sorry. Wrong guy. Wrong guy. >> Oh, good work. >> Yeah, buddy. >> See you later, Shinky. Good job. >> Yes, sir. >> Yes. Yes. >> Did you hear what I heard? >> Yes. Did you just hear what I heard? That's that's that right there. That's a macro right there, boys. That right there is a macro. >> Good work out there, boys. >> Yes. >> Yes, sir. >> Hey, where where did the second guy go? >> I uh I don't know. >> To hell. >> He went to hell. >> Uh [ __ ] him. Let's leave. Wait, did we have >> Bless you, Lord? >> Bless you, fine soldier. >> Bless you, Lord. >> God speed on all of your Avengers. >> I am watching you right now. This is awesome. I love you, dude. PLEASE BLESS ME. >> GODSPEED. I BLESS THEE. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. I just got a macro. >> I mean, you know, the number one subto streamer right now on Twitch is AI. Are you Are you serious? >> Yeah. The number one most subbed to stream currently on Twitch is an AI streamer. Not a real person. >> What? >> Mhm. How? How? >> Or at least it was like a week ago, I'm pretty sure. >> Wait, how long ago? >> Like I'm pretty sure like right the second. >> Wait, but how long ago? >> Like right now? Yeah, but how long ago did you say? >> Right now. >> But how long ago did you say like two seconds ago? >> Right now. >> No, but how long did you say before you said right now? >> Now. >> Oh my [ __ ] god. All right. You know what? [ __ ] you. You ruined it. You ruined it. >> About a week ago. A week ago. >> Tiku Tower. >> You ready for a great raid, Mr. Hutch? I'm >> ready for a fantastic raid. >> Oh yeah. Somebody clip this part. Wait 3 hours and then let's ask the same questions again. >> Perfect. Perfect. [laughter] Little montage. >> Little montage. >> Little montage. We We are in a fresh new raid. Also, I do not have any tech on FYI. >> Oh, minty fresh. >> Oh my gosh. You have no What are you doing? Oh, we just want to lose right off the gate. We just want to lose. I just thought we'd maybe, you know, start it off odd. >> So, you just want to just get me in here with a fresh new Toro4 in an anvil with a purple barrel on it, and you want to pick it up in broad daylight and scratch the [ __ ] out of it with this idea. >> Mhm. Yes. Yes, I do. You'll be fine, Mr. Hutch. We'll be fine. I got to learn more about this AI guy. Yeah, I didn't know it either until someone said it and I was like, "Nah, no way." And sure as [ __ ] it's real. >> It's so It's It's all AI. It's not like a like a VTuber. >> It's all AI. Nope, not a VTuber. AI. And it answers questions. It talks to viewers. It, you know, thanks subs. The whole ordeal. I'm pretty sure it has like 300,000 subs or some crazy [ __ ] like that. >> That's crazy. >> Chat, how many subs does it have? Does anyone in here know? Anyone in here a a watcher of a demon? 230K. >> 230,000. >> 320. I'm getting a lot of different numbers. >> Someone built that [ __ ] man. >> Oh, there's a guy right there. >> The launch pad. >> Just another team over there. You see that one? See that one? >> Dude, how's that guy? Oh, okay. I booked him. >> I hit that guy like seven times. Okay. No, you I hit that guy literally seven times. 14 times if you factor in that I'm shooting a two bullet gun. We just cla piss off. Get out of here. You little bastard. >> OH, THEY'RE DYING OVER YONDER. THEY'RE DYING OVER YONDER. >> Uh >> oh my god. Will you die and go to hell? Get AIDS, die, go to hell in the game of coins. All right, here we go. All right, I see we push down right here and we go to that. >> I am grabbing my jolts. >> Okay, got you. Got you. Okay, >> I grabbed one jolt. >> Oh, and all right, >> follow me, crew. >> I'm pretty sure they changed where that hole is cuz I could have sworn that was right over that thing. Oh, that's the one below it. Never mind. I'm stupid. >> Oh, they're leaving. >> Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Well, we ah. All right. New plan. >> Goop tower. >> Goop tower. [screaming] LET'S RIDE. ONE GUY WENT UP AND I HEARD I SAW another hooked him down here. He probably went up with him as well by now. Oh my god, he's handsome, sexy, and dodge chisel from the gods. Wait, this guy just missed all his shots. Sir, you're supposed to shoot us, not the wall. Quick tip for you, sir. I'll die in rotten hell. >> Good. Dingga. Gotcha. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. Doing We're doing pretty [laughter] good. Oh. Oh my. Oh. Oh my. Hutch. I got tip is four with two blue attachments. >> WHAT? >> DON'T CAPTURE DEAD ASS ON A STACK. >> What was that? >> Mother. >> Oh my god. >> I'm okay. I'm okay. Oh, >> thank God. They'd be worried there for a second. Phew. got two fights to choose from. We got Rocketeer killing people over here and we got fighting over here. >> Um um um uh UH THAT WAY that way. My husband loves your videos. Give me his number. He can be part of this new series I'm making called Eiffel Tower. It's going to be a four-parter. I find he would enjoy it quite easily. Let's ride. Oh, clicker cler cler cler cler. Whoa. You gave him what for? You >> guess you don't have no snap hook, huh? Oh, >> I've got a snap hook. Yeah. >> Okay. Snap hook up. Mhm. >> Well, we can just climb the ladder that's right here. >> That's pretty good. It's like probably pretty like pretty good idea if you want to. Whoa, that was so much quicker. [laughter] [clears throat] Still in that building. >> Well, time to tear him apart. >> You want to be impressed? Watch this throw. >> He just threw something at me. What the hell? What the hell? Oh, WHAT THE WHAT THE HELL, DUDE? ARE THESE GUYS CHEATING OR SOMETHING? >> OH, NO. I'm >> What the What the hell? SO, WHAT? I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S GOING ON. JUMPING. >> ONE MORE ON YOU. SWINGING RIGHT. >> GOT HIM. >> NICE. >> I don't know if that was >> that noise. >> I don't know what that was. >> Dude, none of this makes sense. None about this entire scenario makes sense. >> Wait, what happened? >> So, I got a guy throwing grenades on me right here. I go right here. Before I even show myself, he throws another grenade. Then, he comes over and tries to hit me with a hammer. And then I open up his inventory, and he's got three items. >> [screaming] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Now we have switched places. >> We have done a little swapsy doozy. No need to worry. We can take this thing out with ease. >> You shoot it while I'm while I'm shooting me and then I shoot while I'm shooting you. Yeah. >> Okay. Sounds good. Sounds good. Oh, >> oh, shoot it. SHOOT IT. SHOOT IT. >> GOT IT. >> NICE. >> Take that, Clanker. >> Stupid robot. Wait, so that guy tried to kill you with a hammer? >> Yeah, that guy tried to kill me with a hammer. Mhm. Mhm. >> He missed every I I actually believe he had high ping cuz I turned around and he was just slicing the air where I was 3 seconds ago. [laughter] >> I don't think that guy's internet. >> He's on a Game Boy. Oh, >> yeah. He's on that Nintendo DS. [laughter] >> More shots. Northwest. Well, >> well, let's get him. Follow me crew. Follow me gang. >> Man, that's insane. 231,592. That's the number for that AI. >> Jesus Christ, dude. What does he What does is it like at least is there like a massive anime lady with bonkas >> at minimum? >> Badonkas. I I mean I mean I mean I what's what what does the stream look like? >> No idea. >> There's no way you're getting 230,000 active subscribers without absolutely dubious bonkers. That's not possible. >> I think the same thing to be honest. >> Mhm. Mhm. >> Oh, right here. >> Where? >> Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. >> Hey, one one knock. He's just standing there basically. Think he got him >> right there in front of you. I don't know HOW I'M MISSING. >> GOT HIM. [screaming] >> NICE. >> Eat my poop. Eat my [ __ ] Eat my poop. >> You loot both those guys. I'm going stay up here. >> Got you. Gotcha. >> One is >> That's right. It is I, SIR. IT [screaming] IS I. >> HEY, he's killed another team. Kill >> me. I want more [ __ ] >> Uh, Hudge, can you use something for me? You have a long range weapon. >> Hello. Call police. I need to hear you. >> Don't you worry. I'm not going to kill you. You're saved. Hud, snipe this guy. I'm going to act like I didn't know where it came from. >> Don't kill me, please. >> Oh, never mind. >> Oh, see him. >> Oh, God. Took his life. >> We're good. We're good. We're good to go. >> Should be. >> We're We're good to go. We're good to go. >> My conscience is cleared. Wait, what did he say? What did he say? >> Well, they Well, he was just was saying Pete and I watch the stream. Don't kill me. And I kind of felt like a piece of [ __ ] [laughter] >> I was going to have you kill him. >> I'll loot him. I'll loot him. I'll loot him. >> Uh nah. No worries. No worries. >> You sure? >> Yeah. >> Really clear that conscience of yours. >> N loot my kill before you looted your own. Uh >> what? What? >> You're such a joke. [laughter] What do he was already He was already looted. >> Someone must someone must have came by or something. >> Got to be careful out there. That's why you got to act quickly. That's why you got to act quickly. >> Mhm. >> My bad. That's my bad. I should >> [ __ ] Imagine sitting on that thing. >> Picture it now. >> Wow. Give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. >> Give you a dime if you take your time. [gasps] >> Give you a quarter if you open my mouth and start to [laughter] give you a dollar if you make me holler. >> Uh, >> I give you a 50 cent if you slip me some f. I'll I'll give you five I'll give you I'll give you $5 if you get five big Brolic men and do a pile driver. I I don't know. I can't do one with Donna. >> Yeah, it was it was good. It was a good It was a good try. Good try. $5 pretty hard. >> Yeah. Five. Yeah. $5 odd. $5 odd. >> You going kill those guys or do you just leave? There actually a >> standby. >> It is goop. >> That is goop. It is goop. We could do Everybody's spamming door dash even though I said it'll be here in 20 to 30 minutes and I said that 5 minutes ago. Guys, I don't know if you guys are like in a spaceship hovering around a black hole and time is being bent for you gentlemen, but there's literally NO WAY. AND [ __ ] IT COULD HAVE BEEN EVEN 20 minutes yet. Door dash. >> All right. Okay. All right. >> All right. Let's get out of here. >> Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid, dude. Hutch. Did you know actually that time is different based on where you are in the world? >> Explain. Time moves faster when or wait. Time moves slower when you're >> Be careful. >> Time time moves. >> Don't hurt yourself. >> Time time moves slower when you're next to a a very dense object with gravitational a lot of gravitational pull. Like for you, your chair is going to live forever. You fat [ __ ] >> Here we go. Here we go. I was wondering where that was going. I'm telling you guys, listen, boys. Listen, I'm all I am all for supporting the community and be like, "Oh, [ __ ] the businesses. [ __ ] the businesses." You know, whatever. Whatever. But I if they ever add a cash way of extending my stash, [ __ ] you, I'm buying it. [ __ ] you, I'm buying it. Call me whatever you want. [ __ ] you, I'm buying it. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. [ __ ] yourself. I don't care. I I know. I I know that's kind of, you know, anti-consumer, but I don't care. This [ __ ] This [ __ ] is AIDS. This [ __ ] is ass diarrhea aids. Uh, that's how they get you. That's how they get you on to Torov. That's why I bought the $250 version. L suck me. Suck me. Suck me good. Suck me good. Put as many L's in the chat as you want. Put as many L's in the chat as you want. Suck me. There we go. Actually, I'm just going to sell all these that are not level four. That way we can clear page. $250 is wild. When I did, it was 130. No, dude. Tarov's up to $250. Uh uh. My stat is maxed out at 280. Mine's 292. But they had that they had that that that that perk for handsome and sexy people. Do you not did you not get it? They give you 12 extra spaces. Remember that day it was all the sexy and handsome people get 12 extra spaces. Did you not get that? Well, sorry, pal. [laughter] Maybe next time. Maybe next time, I guess. Maybe next time, I guess. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Maybe next time, sir. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Maybe next time, sir. [screaming] >> All right, Mr. Hutch. This time, we're not going to get rushed by eight big broic gentlemen right off the rip. >> This will be I tried to save you, but Hut, you're cool, too. >> [gasps] >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, we got the pumpkin. >> I better go. Get a little motion. >> Oh my gosh, I forgot it. >> No, you didn't. >> Oh, thank you, good. Thank you, good sir. Thank God. >> Let me tell you. I was about to have my way with you. Reload. >> I was about to have my way with you. >> Oh, give me the bobcat back. Let's go ahead and say I forgot it. [laughter] >> All right, Mr. Huds. We're five minutes late. Nothing two goopers such as ourselves can't overcome. You should die and lose it. Nah, not going to happen, pal. Smoke in the southeast. Oh, wait. Tickles. Tickle. Tigle. Tigles up the hill. [ __ ] [ __ ] The worst push in the game. Yeah, but but they're fighting. This is a third party. >> WE HAVE TO STRIKE NOW WHILE THEY'RE ver they're murderable. >> I'm coming in the rear. I'm coming in the rear. >> Got one. GOT ONE. GET OUT OF HERE. >> NICE. One up top of hill. Crack. >> Eat my poop. Oh, he's dead. Eat my Gotcha. >> One more knocked. Got you. Got you. I'm going up the hill. Keep your peeps open on that ridge. >> Oh no. That's good. Two teams. Two teams. >> Good. Good job. I'm doing a little flicky on him. >> I'm coming. >> Yep. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Oh my god. There's There's two more teams coming. Two more teams coming. I got one. I got one one to my left. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. One of me. OH MY GOD. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. KILL THIS ONE. KILL THIS ONE. HE'S ALONE. I'VE ALREADY KILLED HIS BUDDY. >> [groaning] >> OH, [screaming] there's two more teams coming from the triangle house as well. We got to push these two. >> Well, we got someone behind us now. Peter, >> push him. Push him. Push him. Push it. PUSH HIM. DODGE. >> TWO. THREE HERE. THREE HERE. >> GET. >> Not good. You go cheap. I got you. You go, Chief. You go. >> Not good. One down. One down. >> Two down. >> One right here. One right here. ON ME. GOT A ROCK. GOT THEM. >> WE GOT THEM ALL. WE GOT THEM ALL. >> WE'RE DOING IT. WE'RE DOING IT. >> TEAM UP THE HILL. >> YEAH. FINISH THESE GUYS OFF. I'm going to finish them. You heal. You heal. >> Yep. We're good. >> Where' this one go? Where did this one go? >> Down the hill towards the hatch. Probably. RG him. RG him. Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? >> I don't know. You focus on I'm going focus on just watching your back. Go. A >> lot of dead guys, but also a lot of people crawling right now. >> Do you have a hatch key by chance? >> Yes, I have a hatch key. >> Okay, good. Good. >> These guys have a lot of stuff. We'll just leave. We still >> coming. Someone's coming. Someone's coming. >> Looking sec. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. Got extra trickaid. Score. Okay, I got it. I got him. >> This guy. >> You got it. I'm going for it. I'm going go for it. Did I already lose that guy? >> Yep. On the hill. On the hill. Just saw one. Peek at his head. >> Got you. Got you >> right here. >> Head. Oh, I head shot him. I head shot him. There's one right here. Another one right here. >> Oh no. Okay, maybe we swing left. >> No, swinging left. Lock in. We are We are a welloiled machine right now. WE CAN'T RESTART. OH, he's right here in front of us. Oh my god. >> I'm looking. >> Come on, James. You went left. You went left. >> Thank you. Went left. Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack. >> I'm one of them. I'm one of them. >> Another dead guy here. GOT HIM. GOT HIM. HE'S DEAD. HE'S DEAD. >> GOTCHA. >> BEHIND YOU. >> LOADING. LOADING. LOADING. OH. >> ONE. ONE. DEAD. >> OH, GOOD WORK. CHILLINGY. Good job. We're We're cooking. We're cooking. Other team. Other team. >> Nope. Just finishing. Just finishing. Just finishing. >> Okay. Okay. Yeah. Finish that guy off. Let me tell you, I commend you on your ability to finish man off quickly. There's one thing I've always liked you. >> Working on it. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. >> Online videos of finishing men in a very fast manner. And it always says lotion and fast pacing. >> Oh [laughter] yes. Oh fast pacing and listen. Of course. Of course. Those are the best ones. Those are the best ones. Don't you hate it when like there's like a lady in THE VIDEO, TOO. >> AH. GET OUT. >> YOU [screaming] GET OUT. GET OUT. AH. THAT'S WHAT I KNOW. I KNOW. I was just trying to learn how to finish me off quick. I get out. >> And he just You just showed up. >> Yeah. He just Yeah. Showed him out of nowhere. Yeah. What the hell? Get out of here. That's what I say. That's what I say. >> You want to do some like late night Sunday personal practices with me? >> Team on me. >> Not good. Not good. Three. Three. Three. >> I'd run. They're running right at you. Running right at you. One right. One left. >> Oh, they're on us. Good to see you. BEHIND YOU. >> ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. >> BEHIND. >> NO. [screaming] NO. SIR, SIR, GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN. I GUYS, EXCUSE ME. WAIT, BEFORE YOU COME HERE, I'VE GOT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THAT. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT to Oh my god. OH MY GOD. PUT MY TESTICLES IN A VICE GRIP AND SQUEEZE UNTIL THEY POP. HEY, go ahead and go ahead and look at Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead and look at who killed you. Go ahead and look at who killed her. >> Nope. Go ahead and check out High Life. Let me take a little beep. >> Oh. Oh, that's that's great. Oh, that's great. Oh, that's great. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, well, yipp be. Oh. Oh, GOODY GUMDROPS. OH, GOODY GUMDROPS. What a sweet delight. Wonderful. Wonderful. Oh, for he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. That's great. That's Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Mhm. Mhm. Butter it up and slide it in. That's great news. Oh, boy. That's great news. Well, well, it's slur Saturday. Now's a good time as any. >> [ __ ] this guy.