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[0:07][screaming] WELL, I know I Well, I Well, I think that the Well, I I think that things are going to go good for us.
[0:07]Yo, that's um that's uh that's um that's uh um that's like that fat person's maid.
[0:07]That's more of like a like a he saw him struggling to put a square on the right side of his screen with his video in it and he felt bad, so he came over and helped him work it out.
[0:07]Normally, I would say you're wrong, but I think you're kind of right about this one.
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[0:07][music] RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL. [screaming] WELL, I know I Well, I Well, I think that the Well, I I think that things are going to go good for us. [music] >> No, it's over. >> No. No. >> Nope. >> Okay. They're banning for streaming now. Are they really doing that? I haven't heard anything about that. I doubt they're doing that. It's Twitter. Whips said they are perma banning now. Yo, that's um that's uh that's um that's uh um that's like that fat person's maid. You know him? >> Whips? >> Yeah, whips. You know him? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. If he's he knows a lot of stuff. He's actually really smart. Get Tim. Get Tim's maid. That guy's a That guy's a a genius. If he's saying it, it's probably true. >> Yeah, but what if I say something? Whenever I say something, you say there's no way it's true. >> No, you like you're smart, too, and [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] Okay. Thanks, man. >> Yeah. No, of course. Of course. Of course. >> Thanks, bro. >> Mhm. Of course. Yeah. Honestly, I think that you're actually very intelligent. One of the smarter friends I have, if not the smartest. >> Thanks, man. NO. [screaming] >> Whips also works for Cloy. >> No. >> No. That's more of like a like a he saw him struggling to put a square on the right side of his screen with his video in it and he felt bad, so he came over and helped him work it out. >> Yeah. Yeah. Normally, I would say you're wrong, but I think you're kind of right about this one. >> Yeah. Yeah. I Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wait. There's going to be there. >> Oh, I He's low. He's He's one shot. We're good. Got him. Follow me. Follow me, gang. >> Not a good idea. Definitely not the route, Lloy. Definitely not the route. >> I'm popping it open for a real, fella. You guys come to me. >> I'm staring at you. Where are they? >> They They went up the hoozy dooy next to the thing. >> They're long gone. They're long. Oh my god. Hello, sir. You guys are great at the game. That was excellent gunplay. I'll see you later now. Oh, >> all right. I'm coming. I'm coming. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. All right, we're back. >> Don't go up that zipline. Mhm. Mhm. I would say that's not a good play. >> Okay, I'm going to go pick up I'm going to go pick up this trap. Uh, one's wrapping. One's wrapping right here. They're pushing down towards us. Pushing down towards us. >> I'm going to go to Hud. Don't you worry, Hud. We're on the way. >> Okay, they're going to be a full team pushing bottom zips, guys. >> Oh my god. >> Good idea. >> Oh my [laughter] god. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> It's really bad out there. >> Yeah. No, I'm not feeling too good no more. >> One's one shot. One's one shot. One shot. >> I'm not feeling great. Careful. There going to be a guy right here. Don't worry about me, Gay. Just hanging around. >> I'll go get him. You're gay. >> You're good, sir. Thank you, sir. That's very kind of you. Very kind of you, sir. Thank you. >> You're a kind, man. And you treat me right. >> Act one. One's one shot. And the OTHER ONE'S ONE SHOT. >> BACK >> AGAIN. >> Grab Peanut up. >> Yeah. He fell. He fell. He fell. He's down. He's down. He fell. >> We're on the way cuz we go back up the zip. There's no way they're going to see us doing it a second time. >> HE'S RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. Right here. What the [ __ ] >> We got you. We got you. We got you. Oh my >> dude. God. Oh my god. >> And his boy grenades me. I I I'm in hell, man. >> Holy [ __ ] [laughter] >> I'm in hell. I mean, I don't even get [ __ ] played. >> I don't even know what just happened. I I was just alive one moment and then that stopped being the case. >> Wait, he just died. He died. >> Let's leave. You have a hatch key. I've got a hatch key, but I'm not going to have it in a second. Wait, do I have a Wait, I actually can't remember. Guys, do I have a hatch key? If this prick would stop shooting at me, that'd be great. Do we have a hatch key? Okay, no, we we Okay, well, it's not really going to matter anyways. >> Yeah. All right. WELL, ANOTHER GREAT RAID. Another great raid. I'm good at these. >> Good work, team. Good work. >> Just giving up. I'm not >> excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Well, I I I don't I don't know what to do about that. YOU SOUND FATIGUED. OH, NO. I OH. OH, you talking about after I just died three times and then GOT ANNIHILATE. I MEAN, WELL, [screaming] OH, MY APOLOGY, SIR. MY OH, [screaming] YOODLE. [gasps] My apologies, sir. My apologies. Cuz what if we go in there this time? >> Here we go again. >> And don't get absolutely eviscerated into atoms and molecules immediately. >> We we we get to fight a team without there being another team running from across the map to murder us. Ah, dude. You sure want to do that? No, that actually sounds stupid. Sorry for speaking out of line. My apologies. I didn't mean to speak out of line. >> You want to play the game? No, >> no, no, no. That would be that would be ridiculous. Honestly, you know what? Let me go back up the zipline where 400 trigger nades are waiting below my very toes and I get sent to the [ __ ] stratosphere from the explosion. That's what I want. Give me THAT RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW. WE'RE NOT LEAVING until everyone on this map is eviscerated. >> AM I RIGHT, BOYS? >> We're going to get eviscerated. >> We're all dead. >> [ __ ] that noise. >> I hear that. >> No, no, no. Under us, under us. [ __ ] Z. Under one shot, dead. Take that. Wait, what the Wait, don't kill that guy. Wait, what was that? He ded. [groaning] >> You hear this? >> Dude, I'll be dead. Well, he was having the time of his life, though. >> I got a renegade. >> Oh, I got a renegade, too. These guys actually had some things. >> These guys were goopers, >> dude. That's what I heard. I I heard I heard the [ __ ] moaning sound, >> bro. I didn't even hear that. >> You didn't? I'm like, >> I didn't hear until we got close. I >> like, what is that moaning sound? His [ __ ] computer was >> buddy having the time of his life. That's what it was. >> Oh my gosh. >> Let's ride. >> Well, guys, at least we know we can kill a team that is quite literally unable to play the game. Now, that is >> a good starting step. >> That is a good starting point. >> That's a good starting point. That's a good stepping stone. >> Steve, got you. Gotcha. >> 100% saw us. This is a really bad fight for us. Let's do a little flicky on him. Behind the wall. >> I'm going to do a little flicky. I'm doing a little flaky on him. Do maybe do a little jig for him. Shake for him. Keep distracted. >> I think one pulled back. >> Oh, I'm good. I'm coming in the beer. I'm coming in the beer. Oh my god. They're handsome, sexy, fit, intelligent. I cannot believe that just happened. OH MY GOD. HELP ME NOW. HURRY UP. [screaming] I cracked him. I cracked one. Cracked one. Just left. >> Retreat. Retreat. Guys, fall back. Fall back. Your team meter is in dire. >> Push. Push. Push. Push. >> One. NO. ONE. ONE. ONE. NICE. OH. >> Take your time. Take your time. High five. Ping. High ping. High ping. >> Oh my god, guys. There's another team. Oh my goodness. >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALIVE. I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALIVE. NO. OH, >> another great raid. Another great raid. All right, that's it. I'm whipping out the tech. I'm whipping out the tech. I'm not dying here. I am not dying here. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA BRAZIL. VIVA. YEAH, I've done all I can do. You're on your own, boys. I did I did my butt. I did my part. >> Viva love Brazil. >> Viva love Brazil. VIVA LOVE BRAZIL. >> YEAH, >> DUDE. PEANUT, >> what's up? >> Did you shoot your [ __ ] gun? I want you to be honest with me. Did a bullet fly out of your gun there? Let me think. Out of my gun. >> Yes. >> No. No. No. Not out of my gun. No. >> I was around guns that were being shot though, if that counts for something. Mhm. I was I was in the I was I was gunshot adjacent. >> Okay. >> I was in the vicinity of shotgun. >> Uh guys, I just got one, two, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I just got eight kids back. >> What? >> Yep. >> Wait, so I might have some goop. >> Holy [ __ ] Yeah. Wait. Kill yourself. >> YOU'RE HUNCH. KILL YOURSELF. I NEED TO KNOW IF I GOT [screaming] HER. >> I REFUSE. [laughter] I WILL NOT. I will not. I will not. Let me get in this bush. >> Well, the greater mullion. >> Oh, if I have not, I'm also [clears throat] >> I will [ __ ] freak out. >> I better have some big stuff. I better have some big a big payday. Big payday. All right, I'm checking now if I have some stuff in the mail. Let me check. Let me check. Bro, I have so many trigger grenades now. How do you There's no new mail. You have two kits in there. >> Yeah, but these are from old stuff. >> One of them is a pharaoh one who's a basically a freak. >> Get [ __ ] idiot. >> LET'S RIDE. Pop a fresh 6 million light for extra focus, of course. You buy the granola, boy. You do. All right, boys. Time to get serious. Get your head in the game, boys. >> Follow me, poo. Imagine having your shield, >> but you hate my chat. >> Hey, King. I know it's hard right now, but in the future, let's focus on more reports >> calling for cheaters and their mother [ __ ] and [ __ ] Keep your head up. And is getting spammed. >> You know what? I You know what? Actually, you know what? >> What, bro? >> [ __ ] everybody. I'm now going to report every single person in this entire game. >> Bro, you report every You report every level zero account. They're most likely cheating. >> Okay. You hear that, Peanut? >> I'm on it. I'm on it. >> And if anyone if anyone questions why we're reporting, [ __ ] them. Yeah. From this point forward. >> Yep. Exactly. Exactly. Exact. I should have never listened to him. Every time they go, "Oh, that guy's not cheating." And Cloy reported him and look what he just got in reward. Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Can I be alive for longer than 3 seconds per engagement? [laughter] >> Oh my god. Yeah. I'm [ __ ] dead. >> Oh my god. Please. [laughter] >> They're going up the zip. They're going up the zip. One. I'm good. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> H. I need you to grab your shotgun and put it in my mouth. [laughter] >> I'm hungry. I'm hungry. >> Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. >> Okay. >> Thank you, [laughter] good sir. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. [laughter and gasps] Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] Let me turn my hacks on. I can't see. Dick [ __ ] >> Come here, bud. You're >> Thank you, Shar. Thank you, Shar. Thank [laughter] you. Thank you. Get back on, buddy. >> I'm going to really enjoy this next three and a half seconds of life. [laughter] Oh my god. >> See you later. >> See you later, alligator. >> GUYS, SHOOT [screaming] EACH OTHER. YOU JACKASSES. [laughter] >> Holy [ __ ] >> I'm sitting in here and I'm not leaving until I hear three dead people. >> Hey, my trap. >> I'm going smoke again. Oh, they're going to throw team eight and it's all [ __ ] over. Nah, [gasps] >> we'll be fine, boys. >> They're team up. Team up. >> Team what? >> There's a team up top. >> Team what? Got something in my eye. Damn it. Oh, good thinking. Good thinking. That way we can isolate the blast of the trigger grenade that's going to get thrown in here. >> I [ __ ] crack two of them that came down like instantly cracked them. And those guys ARE WAIT. >> WAIT, I I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. >> NICE. INSANE. INSANE. >> Oh my god. I feel reinvigorated. I feel reborn. >> That's right. >> WE CAN DO THIS. He revived him. He revived him. We can WE CAN DO THIS, GUYS. THIS IS OUR MOMENT. Oh [ __ ] Oh, hit him once. Absolutely. Curve top one. Team's going to shoot. >> Another one. Book another one. >> Nice. That guy's one. One. >> Oh my god. >> You guys play the team. Play >> color me purple and bend me over. >> Jesus Christ. >> Oh, in front. The team in front. Oh my god. You're a psychopath. Oh. Oh. Oh. >> Oh, that would be a grenade. >> There are fine gentlemen out front in the front right. FYI. >> Yeah, >> second I try doing something. The second I try doing something, there's just another team. I absolutely [ __ ] [ __ ] on a guy, too. >> I just Wait, one one shot outside. One shot outside. >> I have no more defense, gentlemen. If anyone has a D5 to drop, >> you go. He's one. He's one right here. >> Thank you. I got seven left on my shield. >> ACTUALLY [ __ ] CAUSING >> LOCK IT IN, BOYS. >> I THINK WE SLAM IT RIGHT out here. We have to slam it. Slam it. Mhm. Mhm. >> They running. >> Oh, they they're swinging the side door. They're swinging the side door. >> Mhm. We got to catch him. Oh my god. >> Rip. He watched one shot. That one >> killed one. Good. Good work. Another one more to my right. I think killed one. >> Oh. OH MY GOD. ONE. ONE. ONE. BACK. BACK WHERE WE CAME FROM. Over there. Over there. >> My broken. My shield's broken. Who the hell are those guys? >> Right here. >> Pillars. >> Jesus Christ. >> I full killed my guy. >> I'm pillars. several up by another team. [screaming] [laughter] >> Did you have an extra shield? >> No, I'm looting this guy. >> No, >> I would love an extra shield. >> Right. You might be going under. >> This guy does. This guy does. This guy does. I put in the one. >> Got you. Got you. Okay. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> I was going to try and go up. >> Little bit of goop. >> I was going to try and come up right here to my right. >> Okay. Okay. Gotcha. He's here. >> He's here. Right here. >> Oh, the dust pop. Dust popped. Sorry. He's going to swing far right. >> We need to go left or do something. >> Go. >> Yeah, we go left. >> I'm [ __ ] after. >> Yeah. >> I'm looking for you, Cy. I'm looking for you. KEEP RUNNING. >> I'M GOING IN. >> Why are we getting W keyed by the entire lobby? >> I have no more. >> I come back. Can you hold? Yeah, I'm staring. >> I missed every shot. I have no armor. >> I broke one. I broke one. >> NICE. >> OH, DOWN ONE. DOWN ONE. >> I'm also the same as that guy. >> Double swing this. We double swing this. >> Hey guys, >> I just got double headshotted. That guy is [ __ ] >> Okay, I just instantly got headshotted, by the way. >> Yeah, you didn't. >> Are we ass? >> Oh, that guy's shooting. >> Are we ass, guys? I cracked him with a C4. Maybe I should just def that guy. Dude, that guy instantly head shot me. >> I'm leaving now. >> That guy is cheating one billion%. The guy with the anvil, there's not a doubt in my [ __ ] mind that that guy is going to cheater. >> Hello, sir. >> Hello. FEVER BRAZIL. FIFA BRAZIL. YES. FIFA BRAZIL. FIFA BRAZIL. FIFA BRAZIL. YES. Thank you. THANK YOU. >> MY MANAGE. [laughter] >> LET'S RIDE. >> WE'RE WITH YOU, BROTHER. We're with you, >> dude. This guy with this [ __ ] anvil isn't >> Got one. Got one. >> Nice. That guy like in the corner. End the corner. >> Another one. Another one. >> Nice. >> I'm going in. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. [screaming] Is that your voice? [groaning] >> Oh. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Oh my. Oh my. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> I have no heal. >> Mission. Mission. Mission. Mission. >> Little bit of goop. >> Where are all the bodies? >> Little bit of goop. [screaming] >> This guy friendly. >> Oh my. Oh. >> Uh, I need heals. I'll give it to you. I need heals. >> My Who's the good guys and who's the bad guys? >> Bad guys are behind the thing. >> Okay. >> What the hell? >> Dead, man. >> I have green shield. >> Yeah, me too. I got to grab I got to grab your shield. Yeah. Oh, that would be me, sir. That Oh, that Don't worry. No. Hey, no worries, guys. Just me, guys. No need to worry. All right, stand back. I'll handle THESE [ __ ] I'M GOING IN. >> OH, NICE. I actually wanted to bolt that. >> Wait, where'd they go? >> Rotate to the front. >> Oh my god. Oh no. No. OH, I'M ALIVE. [screaming] I'M ALIVE. THANK YOU, SIR. THANK YOU, SIR. We're back. >> I got that one. >> My shield's broken again. That's okay. We don't need shields. Shields are for [ __ ] anyways. >> What? What? >> He's a bobcat peanut. >> Who? Who is Bobcat? Who's a bobcat? >> He's up there. Up there. >> We got TO KILL HIM. WE GOT TO KILL HIM. WE GOT TO KILL HIM. >> I NEED HEALS. DO YOU HAVE BOYS? >> UH, YES. Are you you take this? Take this. Right there. >> Oh, one of our team members just full died. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Oh no. [laughter] Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. I'm Oh my god. Oh my goodness. I'm I'm down below if you wouldn't if you have a spare moment, sir. If you have a spare moment, I am down below waiting your arrival. Oh no. Oh no.

[22:55]What? Who the hell is this guy? Dude, there's a guy right here. >> Yeah. Okay. Yeah, that's a bad guy, DUDE. GOOD WORK. NO, WAIT. WAIT. IT'S ME. THAT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. IT'S ME. >> That's me. That's me. That's [laughter] me. That's me. That's me. >> Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. We're back. >> Surely one C4 didn't kill all three of us. >> Nah, that's not going to happen. You're talking crazy. You're talking mad, lad. This is a good guy right here, right? >> Yeah. >> It won't let me. I got you a pumpkin. going to take care of you. Let's ride. >> I got no shield and no shield. >> I have no shield. >> I'm out of heals. I'm out of heals completely. >> I have no SHIELDS AND NO HEALS. >> LET'S RIDE. [screaming] >> MY SHIELD'S BROKEN. Oh no. >> I'm not going to take this [ __ ] down. Let's get these [ __ ] >> We're [ __ ] dead, man. How do we How is there this many bodies and no heals? There has to be loot in front. >> Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. Oh my [laughter] god. Get out. [gasps] Release me. LEAVES ME FROM THIS >> [screaming]

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