X Shaped Chess Puzzle

[0:00]What if 8x8 chess destroyed into X chess? Swear to God, it's not sponsored by Elon. Alright, white pushes the pawn, but wait, the pawn is moving sideways? Yeah, he was created when the bishop clapped the queen, when king went to his uncle's. Suggest a cute name for the pawn though. Alright, let's push him. Black does the same. White pushes another pawn. Black again copy. Annoyed, white doesn't want to give up the center, so he moves the bishop. Black shamelessly copies again. I wonder why he's copying so much. White withdraws his bishop and black knows exactly what to do. Now, to avoid a draw by repetition, white pushes the pawn in the center. That's where black uses his Chidori. White tries to take revenge, but soon gets humbled. Pervert bishop wants to try his luck on the black queen too. So he takes the pawn, without realizing his rival will destroy him. White might be regretting his decision to avoid the draw, right? Nope, because the white king knew his queen was playing diagonals with the bishop. And it's time to sacrifice her, even if I have to go down.