The Poorest Peanut In Speranza | Arc Raiders

[0:01]The homeless crisis in Spironza is spreading. Bungulators across the city are having to scrge for scraps just to survive. For just three bobcats per day, you can sponsor these poor citizens and help them to stop begging their teammates for blue shields and fent. Call today and put a stop to this inequality once and for all. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's where it's at. Cheers, gentlemen. CHEERS, BOYS. I don't know who that guy is that keeps saying, "Jesus hates you." Um, we'll see. I guess my space dollar is at 107,000, so it's I'm not really feeling the love. I won't give you I'll give you that, but you know what? You know, who knows? Maybe we'll try to do leaf or whatever. >> Hey, >> how's everybody doing? >> I've been better. >> Drag's been better. Uh, Cloy is not doing anything. >> Oh, usual. >> Is he Is he AFK? >> Yep. >> Ah, perfect. Perfect. That's fantastic. How long has he been AFK for? >> Uh, 5 minutes. >> Oh my god. You guys are in a match. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, uh, we might have to run it solo, boys. We might have to run it solo. He's [ __ ] your dad. >> Hello, Clue. >> Snoxy, welcome in. Hey man, Dra, how are you dead? >> I hate you. I said I have to be right back and hop on a phone call real quick. >> Okay, that BR like 10 minutes is not a BRB. >> The IRS made a phone call. Yeah, >> that was your dad come home. >> 24 minutes in the raid. >> You were right, guys. You were right. You were right with MY DAD. >> OUR last six raids have been all late. Yeah, but coming in late isn't that positive because because then >> Wait, you didn't say after anything after because >> well because No, no, because >> because and then you said >> because >> then some people have already killed other guys and they've got twice to three times as much loot in >> so they're like loot piñata. >> Taxi knows what I'm saying. Taxi catch me. >> Yeah. >> Thank you, sir. >> That one. Other one's one. >> Other one's one. The one's on roof. They're on roof. They're on roof. >> Wait, why are they dying? >> I killed one. Cuz we're killing them. >> I'M GOING IN. >> YEAH. OH, [ __ ] >> Well played. >> Thank you. Good. >> Are they up there? Yeah, they were on roof 100%. >> I'm going in. Got it. >> No, it was only two. >> No, I saw three. >> Oh god, I haven't felt that [ __ ] in a while. >> I got I could have sworn I SAW THREE. >> I'M GOING IN. >> All right. Well, they probably know we're here now. >> Nah, we're like a shadow IN THE NIGHT. >> OH MY GOD. THEY'RE HACKING. >> OH MY GOD. Oh my god. They're all on [ __ ] pillars. They're all on pillars. Retreat. >> Don't die. Don't die. Is that me? >> The drink. >> Okay, there's one on the left for some reason. And I'm dead. These guys are hungry. I'm telling you, they haven't eaten in weeks. >> I'm going up, >> man. Peanut, I'm assuming you're poor and ugly, so I have to bring the blue shield back for you. >> I AM NOT UGLY. AND YES, I WOULD like that blue shield if you don't mind. Mr. P, my new puppy. I do. I in honor of that. Can you show what's under that cell? >> You want to see this peanut seat to you? >> You can see it on my only fan shirt a month with one month free trial. I don't have a father figure in my life. >> Peanut. Everyone's tweeting at me saying I hate homeless people. I wouldn't know anything about that. >> Every profile I kick click on has # bungulators. >> I wouldn't know anything about that. I I wouldn't know anything about that. I don't know why you tell me that. >> Peanut ride. >> PEANUT. I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING. When you first download Arc Raiders >> Mhm. >> like you choose a name, right? You load in. >> Okay. >> You start off with more money than you currently have. >> No, you don't. You start off with 5,000. I've got 37,000, [ __ ] boy. Checkmate. >> Even if you sold everything in your inventory, it would only be around like 20k. >> Yeah, 20k. Thank you, taxi. Yeah, >> you're a bad man, Cloy. That's a lie. That's a cardinal said >> you have 30k to your name. How? How? How? How? >> You play this game every day. How are you so broke, ugly, and stupid? Okay, we make a million today. >> Those are hard for a gooper. >> Oh [ __ ] True. Honestly, now I feel like an [ __ ] >> Yeah, Goop's getting it out the mud. >> How many bobcats you got? >> 50. >> Okay, dude. Hey. >> Well, okay. So, he's rich in like God. >> Yeah. >> All right, pal. All right. I'm not going to let some guy talking like he's in a cartoon and a racist tell me how to play Hawk Raiders. >> Which one is which? >> Okay. What? >> MAMA. >> I think I just heard a snap hug. >> You're about to hear another one. >> Yeah. Left. Left. Another team. ANOTHER TEAM RIGHT NOW. >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. >> PUSH HIM. PUSH HIM. MARKER. Hopefully they don't see me. I don't think they saw me. I don't think they saw me. >> Where you going? Where you coming from? >> One's directly under me. Directly under me. >> They're looting. THEY'RE LOOTING. THEY'RE LOOTING. CAREFUL. Behind you. Let's go. Let's go. Watch out. One. One. One. I killed one. I killed one. >> That guy's going to hold him down. No way. >> YEAH. >> THIS GUY'S ONE. THIS GUY'S ONE. >> LET HIM HAVE IT. LET HIM HAVE IT. >> MY FIST. >> KILL. KILL. KILL. >> I'm killing the cler. Gotcha. One more. I'm coming. TWO, TWO, TWO. ONE MORE. >> I killed I I killed all three over here. I killed all three dead over here. >> There he is. THERE HE IS. OVER YONDER BY THE HOOIE DOOY. NEXT TO THE CALL. >> THANK YOU. >> GOT HIM. I GOT HIM. TOO EASY. Too easy. >> He'll have his way with you now. >> Yeah. I I want to do that. >> I need this more than you could POSSIBLY KNOW. GOD. >> YEAH. YEAH. I SAID THE FULL TEAM ZIP ON ME. TEAM HITTING THIS ZIP, TOO. OKAY. We need to run. We need to run. We need to run. Taxi. There's a full team right on me. On me. On me. I [ __ ] him under. >> Right on. Right on. >> You guys, you guys modify. Join me up here. >> Right on. I can't think. I can't think. Don't. Don't. No. Oh, he saw you. >> He's right here. >> Where? >> Yeah. >> Right there. RIGHT THERE. >> FIRE BURGER AROUND. >> Shut up. >> Did you hit him? >> I'm going over to the next. >> I don't like zip. Whole team. Just hit zip right here. >> That's a bobcat. THAT'S A >> FIRE OUT. >> THAT'S A bobcat right there. >> Two swords. >> Just let it marinate. >> Yeah. Let it marinate. Let it marinate. Full team under. >> Take right there. Come on, Georgia. Come on, Georgia. Right there. Right there. Yeah, we ignore it. Ignore it. Ignore it. We don't want >> another team. Another team is running in right here. >> Three teams. >> I want to make a >> I feel so close to you right now. >> RIGHT HERE. >> KILL HIM. >> GET OUT OF HERE. >> DIE, YOU SCUMBAG. >> He's not happy. We got >> You see the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh card? What was he saying out there? >> I'm watching right side. You guys stay left. He's zip. He's This is the Bobcat. This is the Bobcat guy. >> That Oh, [ __ ] Oh, dude. Okay, dude. All right. That was a game mechanic that was broken. Not on me. >> He's running. HE'S RUNNING. KILL HIM. >> I DON'T HAVE A RENEGADE. That's him, actually. Dude, he's so gone. He's so gone. >> No, he's not. No, he's not. >> No, he's gone. He's >> No, he's not. NO, HE'S NOT. >> NO, HE'S NOT. >> I'LL CALL HIM BACK. >> IT'S NOT OVER TO THE FAT LADY. HE DIES OF CHOLESTEROL. ELECTROD >> BEHIND. RUN AWAY from >> team. Full team. >> What the hell are they still doing over there? >> So dead, bro. >> Go back. GO BACK. >> OUR TEAM NEEDS YOUR HELP. >> NICE. >> CRACK ONE. PEANUT. >> ABSOLUTE. I down one. I don't I don't win one. >> Peanut, GO UP THE RAMP. >> ZIPLINE. I'M GOING IN. >> I got him again. >> Oh my god. He's handsome and sexy. I didn't stand a chance. >> I knew you were bilingual. >> I MEAN I MEAN ONE'S GOING RIGHT. ONE'S GOING RIGHT. TAXI TAXI TO THE RIGHT. TO THE RIGHT. >> OH, IT'S ANOTHER TEAM. ANOTHER TEAM. ANOTHER TEAM. I CRACKED ONE. HERE we go. The hell? Where you going? We're back. OH MY GOD. EVERYBODY WON. PHEW. >> I CRACKED ONE up top. Cracked one up. I cracked one. Ping. Ping. Where? I thought there was one. One up top right and one bottom left. GOT ONE. GOT ONE. NICE. In front of me. Pap's going to take care of you. Paper. Coming up. >> Come here. Come here. >> This guy. This guy. F this guy. He's with him. >> I got you. Got you. Take this stupid idiot. Did I kill him? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, good work. Good work. >> I thirsted. >> I have no defam. I'm going to give you the magic finger. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Let's go in the dark place alone. >> I'm pulling on it. >> Who's that noise? >> Really? Oh, >> I'VE GOT YOU. I'VE GOT YOU. I'LL HANDLE THIS BOOT AGAIN. >> OKAY, >> we go. >> I might have heard someone under. >> Finished. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think he's I think he's running around down below. I need to lose someone. >> [ __ ] boy, TAKE THAT and a little bit. OH [ __ ] HELP, GUYS. HELP. HELP. NO, THERE'S ANOTHER T. THERE'S another team, man. >> Hell yeah. >> This is going too bad. >> Yeah, another team here. I have no shield, no anything. I haven't been able to loot a single [ __ ] body. >> Gucci. >> Eat up. Eat up. >> They're up top on bridge. I'm coming up. >> It'll be the goop. >> I don't see them. Yeah, they're Yeah, they're on house. They're budding staircases then. >> Got some defibs score. Where they at? >> There's another >> Show me the enemy. >> Yeah, I don't know. I've killed a 100 [ __ ] big girthy men here. >> Where are the rest of the hooligans? Is it more? >> I think a lot of them crawled. >> We finished a lot of men. >> Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. The attacks. You are good at finishing it off. Let me tell you, I have never seen someone with the capability such as yourself. It is commendable to say the least. Your techniques are flawless. This guy's dumb and poor. I repeat, this guy is dumb and poor. Dumb and poor. >> We get Bobcat. We got one of the Bobcat guys, but there was two more. >> No, I don't think we got any Bobcat guys. >> I got a Bobcat with a kinetic converter. >> I'm going to call them over again. >> Yeah, you call him over again. Literally, >> I mean, it's working. >> What now? All right. A Bobcat 4 with a kinetic converter for a gooa. Oh. A gooper like me could really use one of those. >> You have 50. >> You do much better than 50 though. >> 50 one. >> I'll trade you two total fours for deal. >> Are they blue chokes? >> Both blue chokes. >> Actually, they're pretty packed each. Actually quite packed each. >> Deal. >> Oh, you're right. >> That's lucky not a bad deal. >> Mhm. But I will literally never do this ever again. >> What do you mean? >> Yeah, I dropped it. Wait, >> only dropped me one. >> I gave you two. >> Oh my dingle. >> Shot you. >> He's [ __ ] dumb. >> [ __ ] >> Good word, team. >> Your little boyfriend. Oh. Uh, dude, >> what he say? You need shields. No. >> Okay. All right. I was going to give you any flesh meds, though. >> Oh. Um. >> Yeah. Same. I have one. Oh, >> here. I got you. I got you. Here you go. Here's five regular bandages. Oh, got a good that. >> Here's five regular bandages. Oh, got a good that. Here's five. Oh, got to go in that. There's five. Oh, got to be Oh, all right. You've earned it. Should we just get out? There's only 14 minutes left. >> You heal the queen. Oh, you good. Good thinking. Do we have the Do we have the facilities for that big man? >> I I don't have I have two dead mines, >> guys. How many dead lives does it take to do the queen? I know it seeks for the >> I don't have the ammo for it at all. I have one white heal. >> I've got you. I've got you here. I got you. >> Has ammo. No, >> you take take two sterilizer for you. GOOD. >> OH, NO. This ain't good. Dingga. You >> have to do it again. You have to do it again. >> First one's down. >> Hit the deck. >> Wait. Oh. Oh. >> We didn't take any damage. >> Score. >> Remind me of going in. >> No, it's not. >> YEAH. Oh my god. There's space Jesus on me and he just [ __ ] me raw. >> Yeah, it's dead now. Dead note. >> Oh, what a sweet treat. Just in the nick of time. Hey, HOW YOU DOING? I WIND ME. Oh [ __ ] I missed. NO, I DIDN'T. NO, I DIDN'T. OH. OH, [ __ ] NO, NO, NO. Got it. >> Ow. Uhoh. Run. Oh no. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, it's going TO F YOU. >> OH, IT FED ME. IT FED ME. Is it low? I'm on a deadline. >> Uh uh. >> Oh, [ __ ] you. >> I'm okay. >> Oh, no. >> I got it. >> I'm okay. >> Please go. I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. I'M ON IT. >> TAKE THAT, YOU FOUL BEAST. >> OH, I GOT I GOT AGGRO. I GOT AGGRO. >> Is it best to shoot it in the red nipple or where do we shoot it from? Get up there on the on the nipple and shoot inside. >> We got you in the nipple. In the nipple. Got it. >> YEAH. >> OH, IT BOUNCED. >> MAYBE you bobbycap. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> WHAT THE GOING IN? OH [ __ ] I'm going in. >> Okay. Take ago. Take ago. TAKE A BOYS. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh well, you're on your own, chief. >> You kidding me? Go a hornet. >> No, you're not. Oh, word. >> Hey, we have taxi to let us know. >> IT'S COMING. IT'S COMING ON YOU. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. I'm under. >> It's going to eat me. IT'S CLANKING. SHITTY. SOMEONE TAKE AGGRO. I'm trying. >> Is that me clunky? Guys, I'm doing so MUCH DAMAGE. >> GOTCHA. I'M COMING, COY. I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. >> I JUST DID. I JUST DID LIKE 5,000 to it. >> OH, I FORGOT TO HEAL. NEVER MIND. I'M I'M ACTUALLY GOING BACK. I FORGOT TO HEAL. >> ACTUALLY, [ __ ] IT. >> GO BACK. GO BACK. >> I'M GETTING HEATED. I'M GETTING HEATED. >> He needs you, Peanut. He needs you. >> OH, WELL, I'M GOING TO GET STEPPED ON. I'M GOING TO GET STEPPED ON. >> WELL, >> I'm going to go first. >> WHO SHOCKED ME? WIND DASH ME. >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU GUYS DO IT. I'll just >> Oh, I died. >> I'm going in. I did, but spray it. >> Oh, what the Oh, never mind. I'LL GET HIM LATER. >> WITNESS ME. >> I'm officially out of ammo. >> I'm on fire. I'm out of ammo. I'm out of ammo. >> Okay, >> I'm in fire. All right, he didn't go good the second time. The third time though is the charm. >> PIGEX AND STEM. PIGEX AND STEM. >> You go chief. You go chief. You go pop. >> OH [ __ ] >> OH, I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. >> GOING UP. >> WHAT? GUYS, I GOT ON FIRE. JUST KILL IT. I got you. >> No. No. No. >> Gucci. [ __ ] [ __ ] No. I'm so low. Oh, I'm dead. HIT ME WITH THE HIT. WITH THE HIT. NO. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'm going to run. You You revive. I'm going to run. You revive. Oh, see you. Sh. >> Jesus Christ. OH, I'M GOING IN AGAIN. >> I'M UP. >> OH, I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND OUT HERE. ACTUALLY, >> I'M [ __ ] KILLING HIM. I'M KILLING HIM. I'M KILLING HIM. >> I'M NEXT TO YOU. DEF ME. >> I KNOW. I KNOW. I DON'T HAVE ONE. >> OH, [ __ ] We out of defibs. I'M >> I'VE GOT TWO. I'VE GOT TWO. YEAH, I'm calling you. >> Okay. God, come to Papita. Come to Papita. I'm going to go through the middle cavern. It's going to be fire. It's about to fire. >> Oh, got you. I got you. Okay. Okay. Got you. Got you. >> I got you. I got you. I got you. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. >> No. No. Fire. Fire. I have to PULL YOU AWAY. >> STAND BACK. >> OH [ __ ] I'm going. OH MY GOD. I'M OH, THAT WAS YOU. WAIT. Oh no. Kill him. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. KILL HIM. >> I'M ME. KILL HIM. >> WHAT THE HELL HAPPENING? >> SPEAKING SHOT. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. I'M DEAD. >> Fall to the hatch. >> Through the hatch. >> No. It's so I ran out of ammo. >> Go, go, GO. SIR, WAIT. SIR. SIR. I LOVE BRAZIL OR whatever the [ __ ] >> [ __ ] harvester. >> That sucks. That one hurts deep. That's one you're going to think about for a couple of nights with your head on the pillow. >> Dude, if I have any ammo, that's dead. >> Whichever ammo did you need? >> Medium. >> Oh, yeah. I didn't have none of that. I didn't have 600 light, though. >> YOU COULD HAVE UP WITH THE PUMPKIN. >> I TRIED IT. IT KEPT BUCKING ME OFF. I COULDN'T GET UP THERE. AND EVERY TIME I WOULD STOP HOOKING, YOU WOULD YOU WOULD EITHER STEP ON ME OR FART. I COULDN'T DO [ __ ] Everyone's saying Cloyy's sold. What do you think that's all about? >> Cloy is ugly. Cloyy's terrible game. Clos fat. Clo Oh, you can't say that. >> Okay, now I know >> a piece of crap and I hate him. >> This is why Cloyy's dad left. >> Okay. NEW YORK PAGE CHATTERS. >> CLOY should quit this game and go back to Fortnite. Is this is this Dylan Dannis again? >> No, this is me making chat. >> Wait. Oh, no. Oh, dingle dingle dingle. Got him. Got him. >> Oh, behind us. Behind us. >> Oh, I'm taxi's in trouble. Got you. >> We both missed all of our shots. Don't worry. >> Okay, I hit him once. >> Yeah. Okay, B. >> He's pushing me. Okay. WE GOT YOU, TY. WE GOT YOU. >> OH MY GOD. >> TAKE THAT, HEAVEN. >> My he pull up. >> You better get both. >> Run. >> I got the guy. Not that. >> Yeah, there was two guys on each other. One person. >> HURRY. HURRY. >> YOU PEANUT. WHAT? >> Oh my god. >> RUN. >> THEY'RE GOING TO REST. THEY'RE GOING TO REST, BRO. >> I got the first. >> I don't >> Oh, wait. They got a Ouija board. That guy's not going anywhere. >> Oh, no. No. Wait. The first guy. The first guy. >> Oh. Okay. Oh, got you. Gotcha. The taxi is going crazy on that spider. >> Oh, TANGLE. TLE. TLE. TLE. CRACKED. >> OH, >> one in front of me. >> I hit him once. >> You cracked. Yeah. >> Got you. >> Nice shot. >> Thanks. >> One went down. He's He's going down into the metro. >> DON'T YOU WORRY. ME. COACH will handle him. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. THEY'RE BOTH RUNNING METROS. >> HIT THAT DECK. >> One behind you. One behind you. Go. He's on me. On beh. He's coming down. Watch out. He's coming down. He's coming down. Oh my god. I >> got him. He's dead. He's on him. He's dead. Nice. >> EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. >> Are you Wait, I saw one run down into my >> Yes. Yes. >> Am I cheating? No. >> Yes, we're cheating. YES, WE'RE CHEATING. This is not a joke. My name is the burnt peel. I'm a streamer and I'm cheating. This is not a joke. >> And that's R2-D2. He comes on adventures with us. Oh my god, there's a whole team on me. I'm just getting taxi. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. It's locking. >> Oh [ __ ] On me. On me. In front of me in this house. In this house and to the right of my ping. >> Red and white. >> Where you? Oh my goodness. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] things, buddy. >> By the gods. Stay vigilant. >> I'm going on the roof. >> Dude, I thought it was another team. It was that guy's team. One's in this building. >> On the roof. On the roof. Okay. Let's wait. That's That's a plan. Never mind. >> Lucky. Yeah. One's Yeah, one's in this building. Peanut. One's under me. One's under bay. >> Gotcha. I'm sneaking up on him. On roof. On roof. ON ROOF. HE'S [ __ ] HE'S [ __ ] HE'S BASED. NICE. I'M ONE, DUDE. PLEASE, MAN. Instant top floor. Top floor. Top floor. >> He's going for us. >> What? >> Yeah, he went up. >> Back door. Crack. Crack. Crack. >> We got to find another way around. >> One. I'm on dead. >> Nice. That's one. >> Broke one. Broke one. Right here. He just ran to the right. He's broke. He's broke. Judge. I'm doing a shortcut through the building. You never see it coming. There he is. What the What THE HELL? GET OUT OF HERE. A little stinky. >> Little bit of goop. That guy was a quick little buggy. You see that? He vanished out of thin air. >> Mods. Click that sound and send it to me in my private DM Discord. That's being used for bathtub time later. >> I think one can be in here. >> What? >> Familiar. >> Under me. Under my building. >> I like the way you speak, magic man. >> I'm dead. I'm dead. Coming. Coming. UNDER. >> WAIT. YOU [ __ ] HIM. GO. GO. GO. GO. >> I ACTUALLY only hit head shot on him. >> DON'T YOU HAVE ARRIVED. He's out directly under directly under front left door. >> EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. GOT HIM. >> DO YOU thirst him? Where? Where? >> I thirst him. >> I I don't know. I got teenage from somewhere. Keep your headers with him. >> I actually only hit head shot. >> Where's his ombres at? Where's his ombres? >> They They were across the way in the air. >> There's some type of sex dungeon down here. >> Let me in. >> Come on in. Come on into my sex. >> I'm getting [ __ ] Oh, well that's what the sex dungeon is all about. The roof. Surprised >> you're getting [ __ ] in a sex dungeon. >> Yeah. Yeah. But I'm not trying to get [ __ ] by another man in the sex engine. >> Oh, >> I need bro. >> I need him. >> I see we get up there and kill him. >> Oh my god. Space Jesus is right there. And the gentlemen in front of us are handsome and sexy. Oh, wait. Guys, one. That guy's one on roof. How is space do this on you? Broke one. Broke one. >> Literally sitting on a rooftop. >> Broke two. Broke two. BROKE TWO. GO IN. GO. >> I'M GOING IN. >> EITHER EITHER ONE WAS >> I'M GOING IN THE ROOF. I I MISSED THE LAST Jesus off your shirt. Shar before you kill me, please. All right. I'm Wait. They thirsted you? No way. How? I've got AIDS. I have AIDS. I don't know >> how I went from full health >> TO DEAD AS SOON AS I WALK IN THE DOOR. >> HE DIED. I think he died, didn't he? >> I'm a lucky boy. I'm a lucky boy. >> What a sweet little treat. Dylan Dennis gave me $50 more dollars and said, "I'm your biggest rival. Without me, you're nothing. I made you famous. Now, bow down in awe and take the kiss on the forehead. Firstly, that's not even how they did it in medieval times. Um, that's how Tom Brady does it. Secondly, uh, your biggest rival is Logan Paul and he beat you into the ground and he's most famous for recording a dead guy in a forest. So, I would hush up over there, big man. I would quiet down over there. Oh, I'm dead. There's two. What? Where's one? >> There's three [ __ ] big. >> That's not how you do it. >> That's not HOW YOU BURN IT. A BIRD. >> [ __ ] IS THAT? >> YOU CAN CHECK IT ANYTIME you like, but you can never leave. A maximum goop opportunity just came across my desk, boys. Max goop. Max goop. >> Okay, let me hear. >> What you're going to need? >> I just closed out of the game. If you say I'm not joking. I am not joking when I say this. If you say we need a [ __ ] anvil >> anvil, >> dude. I'm going to >> and four stacks of heavy ammo. >> You have 8,000 space dollars? >> No. 3,000 check. >> YOU START YOU START THE GAME. >> LET'S RIDE. They're going to define. >> I don't HAVE >> one's on THE DEMON. THE DEMON >> DOUBLE THING. HE'S one on this. >> I'm pushing the DEMON AGAIN. THE DEMON AGAIN. >> GOT one pack. Another one. I'm not doing that again. >> Nice. Last one roof. Last one roof. One. One shot. Dead roof. >> Take this again. >> I did my pod. >> I down two of them. Sending it. Coming. Coming. >> I'm coming. >> I like it when you beg. Makes me horny. wait. >> SQUEAL, PIG, SQUEAL, >> SQUEAL FOR ME, PIG SQUEAL. >> GOTCHA. >> Take fat and fat. >> They're like, "This is my first >> Well, that's nice. That's nice. >> Like, this is my first good game. I don't care. >> Oh my god, these guys are so [ __ ] GOOD. >> WE'RE GOOPING. WE'RE GOOPING. >> ACTUALLY, there's still more. There's still more. They They're in red attack right now, >> are they? Okay, there's so many herbles here. >> OH MY. THERE'S A THOUSAND OF THEM. THERE MORE GOOP. >> OH, WAIT. Did I knock? Oh, I didn't. I did it. I did it. I did it. >> Right. >> No, I didn't. I thought I did. I got him. >> Oh. OH MY. >> MAYBE I WENT PAST HIM. >> OH MY. >> We're gooping. WE'RE GOOING. >> HAVE CRAWLED DOWN. There's no way he got that far. >> ARE YOU SEEING THAT? ARE YOU SEEING THIS? >> I THINK YOU DID. OKAY. On me. Yeah. Okay. Little bit more goo. >> Hey guys, how you doing? >> These guys were all free kids. Nothing much here. I >> think Peanut actually used all 10 bodies here. >> Lovely. >> No, that doesn't sound like me. >> I was holding down the fort while you guys were fighting. Make sure nobody came down the zip lines on us. >> True. Honestly, >> you're welcome. Thank you. >> Jeez Louise. >> Goop does something good for the team and he is crucified. >> There's there's nothing. >> Well, I'm rich. I'm leaving. >> Peanut. >> Yep. >> You have Oh my. >> This guy has 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 guns on him and a wolf pack. That's not true. >> Exquisite. >> I've got 21 guns in a wolf pack. Another day, another dollar, boys. Another day, another dollar. Little something something. You know how it is. You know how it is. I think I will take my vast fortune and buy a boat. I'm going to be like Jeff Bezos. Then I'm going to buy a company and abuse my workers to really seal the deal. You like pissing, do you like pissing during your work? WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. DIE. THAT'S WHAT I SAY TO HIM. Been practicing. >> He's pissed hard. I'm on coy. >> That's right. Go by behind you. ETA 10 seconds have a click out. Bug leader over. >> Careful. Yeah. >> My middle name is Careful. >> LeBron James. >> That might have been the worst nade I've ever seen. >> Okay. B. Sorry. >> I have Clanker City on me. >> Yeah. Show me something right now. On it. No, >> sorry B. >> Not even half a second. >> Sorry, B. Sorry, B. >> You want the J? >> We're back. Give me 5 seconds too or what? >> Oh, >> D. Pushing. Pushing. If you not hit him, >> work harder for the you next time. B, >> I hit but again. I'm hitting all. I mean, dude, this one guy I'm not joking. The one guy in the blue might be full of [ __ ] >> I'm dead. >> I What? >> I think this guy I think this guy's cheating >> right here. That's why they're not killing us, by the way. That's why they're not executing us. >> YOU WON'T execute me. You don't have the balls. >> That's why THEY'RE NOT >> THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. I'LL LET YOU KILL Cloyy if you kill if you revive me. >> The other guy is already dead. He's already dead. >> The art of the deal. >> Thank you, boys. >> Save travels. >> Wearing blue. >> Save travel. Oh, little desktop. Could have happened to anybody. Now, hold on, sir. Before you do that, get a nine. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. I knew they were I knew they were full of [ __ ] >> I'm not mad at all to bring you anything in. >> I'm not mad at the slightest. I just hope that they don't get AIDS and die in a horrible fiery car accident. I really hope that doesn't happen. Do not get AIDS AND DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT. That That's what I'm hoping for them. I hope they that doesn't happen, >> though. inside me. >> One, >> take that roof. >> Under under. >> Stand back close. You'll be handling this again. >> Hey, he's either next he's next building or building. >> Okay, I'm staying roof. He could be in the bottom floor in the kitchen. Peanut. >> Hey, [ __ ] boy. He's not here. He's not here. >> Hey, Peanut. THERE HE IS. WHO ARE YOU? >> Got him. >> Mr. Pet, why you kill me? >> Because I hate you. >> I love you. >> Little bit of goop. Little bit of goop. Where were you boys at during that fight? I was putting in work, >> dude. I was watching you spinning in a doorway around them, man. Um, hey, look. >> Got to confuse your enemies. >> Can't say I was doing much there. I WON'T LIE. >> OH, BEHIND US. BEHIND US. I KNEW IT. THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING. >> I'M JUST KIDDING. I WAS just pausing for you for the safet. >> Oh, I'm dead. >> No, >> we don't have one of those nifty zip lines. You see the long way? >> One's dead. Back to another one. Another one. >> I'LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. >> BACK THE OTHER ONE. OTHER ONE. >> OH MY GOD. [ __ ] >> I'M ON YOU. ON YOU. ON YOU. ON YOU. ON YOU. FULL TEAM ON YOU. TAXI BEHIND YOU. >> COMING DOWN. COMING DOWN. COMING DOWN. KEEP COMING. >> GUYS, ONE SHOT. I cracked one. I don't want to give up height. I cracked one on on hill. They're they're bad. They're bad on hill. >> I don't give a [ __ ] One's left. One's left. [ __ ] How the HELL DO YOU GET ON THE ROOF? WHERE? WHERE THEY AT? WHERE THEY AT? >> I HAVE TO JUMP ON ROOF. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? On roof. I HAVE TO JUMP. >> OH MY GOD. They're on the roof. GO, GO, GO. >> ROOF. On the roof. I JUMPED RIGHT HERE. I GOT ONE. >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. GET OUT OF HERE. >> TAKE THAT, STINKY. GO BACK TO THE SHADOW ROUTE IN WHICH YOU SPAWNED. >> Killed one. Nice. I thought that then. >> Will you be the healing? >> OH, I'M ON THE [ __ ] HILL. I'M ON THE HILL. >> WHERE? WHERE? >> THEY DON'T THEY WON'T THEY WON'T STOP COMING. WHERE? WHAT'S UP WITH THE >> DO NOT COME. DO NOT COME. UH, >> I'm going to >> Little bit of goop. >> Come. >> Do not [ __ ] >> dude. They're dumb AND POOR. >> DAMN IT. >> THERE'S ANOTHER TEAM. >> KEEP your eyes peeled, boys. >> I see them. I see. >> Oh my god. They're sexy. >> I'm sexy. >> I'm so bad. >> To that to Yeah. ONE'S ON ME. LAST ONE ON ME. LAST ONE ON ME. >> I'M GOOD. I'M CHEAP. I'M SAFE. NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT. HELP. OH MY GOD. PLEASE GO. PLEASE SAVE MY PLEASE GOD. HELP ME. >> STOP MOVING. >> OH, we're back. >> Thank you, Mr. Coch. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah, you got a personal vandetta with that gentleman. >> He said GG, bro. >> A good sport. You like to see it. Always good to see a good sport out on the battlefield. You think you're the king? I'm the king. >> Please stop. Please stop. Please stop. >> NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER. WHAT? >> Please stop. >> Please. Oh, peanut. >> It'll be more years since you heard that. >> No. >> Can of tuna score >> after you. >> Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> Oh, you shut the [ __ ] up.