[0:00]I found one of Mozart's probably original pieces. Original pieces. Okay. 27 views. Nobody knows about this. This We will be some of the first fellas on the planet to hear this song by Mozart. Is that true? Is that actually true? I'm sure I'm looking at right now. 27 views. 27 views on the video. Really listen to the inner parts of of of and and and the and the monotones and and the in the denotations of what happens, okay? of of the [Music] music. Two big bags, please. Two big backs, please. His mental fortitude is higher than I remembered. As soon as he peaks, like a moth to a flame. Like a moth to a flame. Hooray. Silly fella. Silly fella. Silly fella. All right, everybody. We need to kill what it was again. What was that thing again? is um it's a fireball. Okay. To destroy a fireball with a pharaoh. That's easy. I honestly That's easy. That's easy talk. Oh my good. That's That's easy talk. That's easy talk. That's easy talk. I don't even Guys, is this even a quest? That's easy, dude. Talk about child's play. Easy talk. Easy talk. Be like taking candy from a baby. I don't know why you particularly do that. Like maybe if you're like a terrorist or like an al-Qaeda member or I don't know. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh, real people. Real people. Oh. Oh. Oh. Abandoned all the missions. Abandoned all objectives we were just talking about. Just kill this guy. Oh. Got him once. Got him once. Wait, why did my bullet go 30° to the right? What? What? Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh, get out of here. Get out. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No way. They're turning on The robots are turning on me. Gotcha. Down to climb. Oh, he's getting He's getting away. Get him, boys. Oh my god, that guy's fast as lightning. Go, go, go. Oh my god. Do we? What an idiot. Hooray. He's dead. He's dead. Oh [ __ ] Oh, there's that fireball we
[3:29]need. Oh, shy. Oh, chasey. Oh shy. No way. I died to robots. No way. Locking. Get out of here. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm on fire. Leave me alone. What? What is happening? What? I'm not quite sure why there's a whole army of drones right where I spawned, but I suppose that's how the cookie crumbles sometimes. And that was just a warm-up raid, gentlemen, obviously. Join me back in the spaceship. Join me back in the spaceship. We have much to discuss. Also, I don't know who Andrew Jackson is. I'm going to guess. Let me Google him. Andrew Jackson. Let me see. Andrew Jackson. He was Oh, he's not a rapper. He's the president of the United States. Yes. If I I'm showing you over here, gentlemen, it is uh seventh US president. Andrew Jackson is on the 20. Hey, hold
[5:09]up. No. Um, that's not Andrew Jackson. Um, okay. That's that's I think this is introduction here. Thank you, Mr. Mr. Trick Sher. Appreciate you, gentlemen. I hope you guys have my time. Appreciate you, fellas. Thank you for the stream, fellas. Means a lot. Appreciate you, boys. Now, watch this drive. I'm about to get dubious on this little exploding testicle man. I'm going to dominate him and I will dominate any robot that dares cross my path. That will not happen again. I'm going to dominate the next man I see just for you, Mr. D. And I'll even trash talk a little while I'm beating the [ __ ] out of him while he's on the ground just to rub it in. And then I'll kick dirt in his face and spit in his butt. Uh or something of the sort. Something of the sort. Let me see if I can get a little peek out here. I'm telling you, I think somebody spawn in that direction. Somewhere over in this Oh, who's that? Oh. Oh. So, Oh, someone just died over there. What an idiot. Oh my. Oh, wait. What is this, guys? What is this? Oh [ __ ] Mr. Crabs. No. Mr. Krabs. Gotcha. Does anybody know what this is? What is that? Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] That's a real guy. Oh [ __ ] I think I wait. Did I get him? Is he dead? Are you dead? You have to tell me if you're dead. Those are the rules. Are you dead? He's too silly. Mr. Silly. Oh, he's he's trying to get away. [ __ ] get your ass back here. No way. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. You have entered my domain, Mr. Silly. Shall I let you live? Go ahead, Mr. Silly. Why should I let you live? Ah, a warrior's death you want. All right, Mr. Silly. Yeah. Hooray. Hell yeah. Yeah. Too easy. Too easy. Give the bug leader a chaps. You see me beat the [ __ ] out of this chump here. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that you beat the [ __ ] out of that guy. Yeah, I got two quick scopes shot him. It was easy dyes. Yeah. Oh, there's that thing you killed for the quest. This game. This game kind of fun. It's kind of very fun. I tell you, me and the bugers, we've been honing our skills. We've been honest. That [ __ ] actually, dude, I was dying. That guy's mic was so insanely bad. The [ __ ] Darth Vader perma. Oh my god, dude. That [ __ ] was crazy. Yeah, me and Darth Vader, we were having quite a good time. And then Mr. Raven, he was pretty sweet, too. Everybody was a very, very good, very good fellas. Wait, someone just died again. Judge or or leisurely walk. Yeah. I don't know where Mr. Silly went. I'm not sure where Mr. City went. He's very elusive. Oh, what the Oh, Mr. Silly. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Run. Dine. Mr. Shilly, he was hiding in the shadows, just as I suspected. But now I've got the upper hand. Mr. Silly will pay on this day. Oh, there he is. Oh, yeah. You like that, Mr. Silly? Yeah, you better run. Sh. What an imbecile. Mr. Silly. Mr. Silly. M. Mr. Wait. Uh, no. Dude, I tell you, these guys don't want to talk in the game. I don't think anybody knows that the game has proximity yet. Uh, and and then we'll salvage this item and this item and then this item as well. And we'll and then we'll take I don't know where any of those just went. I It was supposed to be four alloys. Oh, they're all on the ground. Perfect. Fantastic. Fantastic. That's great news. You have 10 minutes to return to. All right, we got Okay, now we've got three alloys. We'll salvage this metapods. We can't even take those. Oh my god. I've got the equipment of a goddamn handbag for a mouse. All right, we need to start bringing backpacks. We need to start bringing backpacks. I I have figured that out. I have figured that out. I don't know, dude. I'm telling you, I could carry all this stuff in one hand. Let's head home at the sunroof hatch. The hell? Who's that? Stupid [ __ ] Hooray! Mr. Silly, Mr. Godamn it. I should have a conversation with these guys and and then they keep killing themselves. It's very understandable. You are kind of a piece of [ __ ] You know what? I'm I'm I'm simplifying it. I'm simplifying the equation. I'm simplifying the equation. So, if you kill someone, can you pick up their backpack and use it? Uh, I think maybe I I don't know if you can I know you can't put on blue shields, but you can put on green shields. So, I don't think you can put on blue backpack is way bigger than yours. Why can't No, no, no. It's not. He is the same as me. It's just cuz it's his weapons, too, and his quick uses and everything. Yes, I'm sure. 30 and yours is That doesn't make sense. One, two. I I skip a few. I don't know. I [ __ ] Who knows? Oh, should we have 30 seconds? No. Oh, wait. Actually, we're fat as [ __ ] We're not making that. Um, let's head home. I'll go to the Cra swamp. Follow me. It's way more expensive. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. Dude, honestly, I Yeah, we've got to start bringing a backpack. That was I think I spent more time looting those two dead guys than I did the entire raid doing anything else combined. Oh, but I'll be ready whenever you're out of the game. Sucks for that guy. Holy [ __ ] My god, somebody got a 30 kill streak or something. Follow me. Follow me. We got to We got to watch out for that PR scanner. Oh. Oh [ __ ] It's Oh [ __ ] It's getting our PR. It's locked onto our PR. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, wait. What's it doing? Is that doing anything? That's right, robot. You sit there and you take it, you dirty [ __ ] Let's leave. Oh [ __ ] Got to be quicker than that, my
[14:25]boy. Yeah. What if I'm Mark? Mark Rubar. Mark Rubar III. and my family are corn traders. Oh. Oh, God. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Don't let it scan your Penar. Elevator. Oh god, let's escape the techn. Yeah. Gotcha. Is that a tactical nuke? I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave and and somebody else can deal with that. We're returning to Spain. I just need a bit more of the of the heavy, Emma, and then we'll be good to go. Oh, did you bring co get your ass on Tarov, sir? But my dad and mom has more hair than me. Uh oh. Uh yeah. I don't know what that's all about. I actually think Don't you get your hair from your your mom's dad's uncle's fish or something? Yeah, something like that. I don't know where the genetics come from, but they come from somewhere for sure. I'm not quite I don't know where they exactly come from. I think your I think your mom is a lady sometimes. Write that down. Buried city. Fix the pipes. Yeah, I don't think you don't need it. Okay, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking. L game L stream. Now that guy knows how to have fun. I'm telling you you put that guy in any situation. His friends, his family, he's having fun. He's having fun. Wamew stream. Yeah. Hello. Oh, Mr. Aras, set him off. Uh, how dare you, Aras? Are you having fun right now? Get out. Get out. Please. If anyone thinks this game is good, then dot dot dot. And they gave it a chance. We got to I'm telling you, Mr. Mr. Fragus, we've got to hate this game. It's new. Yeah. If we if we hate it, then everyone else will hate it. And you know what's funny is I know that 90% of the people that are hating on this game right now, if Tarov came out today and it like say we never played it, if Tarov came out today, they would hate it. Hate it for sure. 100%. They would hate it day one. That guy that just said that would hate Tarov day one. Not that over there. Uh on the building right there. Oh no. No, that's just a robot. That's a robot. Oh. Oh. That's a player. That's a player. Oh, careful. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide. Hide it. Hide. Hide it. It's a Oh. Oh, strike. It's Get it. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I brought the revolver. I've got to repair though. Let's ride. Oh. Oh, I thought that went all the way across. Holy [ __ ] We I see him. He's on the roof. He's on the roof. Same spot. Oh, I see what you want. Three, two on him. Yeah. Three, two, one, go. I want [ __ ] him up. I hit him a few times. Where'd they go? Where'd they go? Mr. I think he went inside. He's right here. He's right here on the right. Was he on the roof? On the right. Yeah. Yeah. Still there. Still there. How do we get over there? How do we go over there? Maybe if I do this, you do it behind. No, I can do this though. Now you can't see us. Oh, wait. That sniper sniping at somebody. Oh. Whoa. Oh, there's a guy where we came from. He's in that roof hatch right there. He just closed that roof hatch. I saw him. Oh, [ __ ] This guy right here as well on the bridge with us. Yeah, I see. I see. I see. I see. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I shot him a few times. With the stream. You're a gunman. You're a gunman. [ __ ] on. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I got to hit a quick bandage. I fell like 40s. Oopsie. Jeez. I need to heal. Where are you? I I don't know what a butt sergeant is. Oh, two two two guys. Two guys. Oh, I hit one. I hit one. They don't even see us. They're blind. Heal. I need to heal. I need to heal. [Music] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] They see us. They see us. Yeah. Again. No way. Okay, buddy. They were Oh [ __ ] I just got shot from someone else. I'm down. I'm down. Behind us. Behind us. What is that? It's a tentacle monster. Watch out. Oh, you're getting sniped. Watch out. Yeah, I see. I see. I see. Can you follow me? Wait, another tentacle monster. I watch out that sniper spot to save you. Watch out. Watch out. I'm coming down. I'm coming down. Help me, Mr. Fus. Don't Don't give up on me, Boss. I'm holding it down. Boss, come here. Come down here, papa. She hates me. Come. Come here. What did I do? Oh, take Mr. Frankie. Thank you, Mr. You. Okay, man. Congratulations. I can patch you right up, boss. Come on. Are you okay? You a little a little bit. All right. Come on, Mr. Face. Stop [ __ ] around. You're not pay You're not focusing on the mission. It's You're letting the team down. Oh. Oh, right there. Right there. You're the one that got downed. Oh my god. Those guys have some powerful weapons. They have some powerful weapons over there. Are you hearing that? Oh, there they are. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, I saw one. Oh, one of them's down. One of them's down. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. [ __ ] him up. He's full cracked down low. Down. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I need to get this through. I need to get this through. Yeah. Yeah. What? I got one. Holy. I don't I don't feel too good, Froggies. Yeah, hold on. I don't feel too good. I don't feel Hold on. Hold on. I don't feel too good, Froggers. Froggies. Yeah, I'm going to get you. Boss, give me a second. I don't feel too good. Give me a second, Boss. Froggies, please. Give me a second, Boss. Please. Got three kids at home. I will get you, Boss. Timmy, Bobby, and Shane. Give me second bows. I [ __ ] hate Shane. I don't want to see Timmy and Bobby again. Don't die. Bows, please. Can you get down here? No, I don't know where I'm at. Can you get to me? It's dark. I'm seeing I'm seeing the Lord. Kaya, my lord. Kaya, my lord. Oh, there you are. Kaya, my lord. Oh yeah, my doctor apparently said for me to lose 40 pounds, they're just [ __ ] Don't listen to them. Don't listen to them. They just want your They want your money and they don't want your boner to last more than 4 hours. Oh, I think in here. I think in here. I'm trying to bongulate gentlemen. I have to kill this man. Then I will say hi to your wife. I died one now, I think. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh. I don't feel too good. Yeah. [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] his ass. [ __ ] his ass. [ __ ] him up. Hold on. Hold on. Grab me. Grab me. Oh [ __ ] He's fighting on us. He's fighting on us. Oh, and what?
[23:00]Wait. Letting the team down, Fraggus. Letting the team down. You listen to me, young man. You touch me, I sue. You were here for my [ __ ] You get out of here. Hey, [Music] who that? How much did you enjoy that last round? Not really. Not really. I didn't like how I was executed at point blank like I was some war criminal or something. I was trying to have a fine conversation with those two gentlemen and they blew my face off mid-sentence. They're very rude. Thank you. Thank you. By the way, by the way, I actually have a closing debate for the gorilla versus 100 men. I saw a video on a guy who studies gorillas. He even had like eight gorilla skulls in the background of his video. Replicated gorilla skulls. And let me tell you, if you have eight replica gorilla skulls in the background of your video in your house, you're either a a gorilla scientist or b a mass murderer and you should be on every list and can't fly. So, I'm going to assume he's a gorilla scientist. He even said that the gorilla would rip us apart. Rip us apart. But it would get tired around man 30 and then we'd be able to just kill him. And then also on top of that on top of that I think many people overestimate how big a gorilla is. So you know how we talking about 100 average men right fus. Oh fus muted. Okay guys you know how we say 100 average men that means the gorilla also has to be averagesized. And the tallest gorilla in history is 6 foot five. So we're talking an average gorilla. We're talking 5 foot five gorilla. What's up? You're saying a 5'5 gorilla could take on a 100 guys? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. No. Let's ride. Oh, good key. I'm going to play solo. Follow me. Follow me. By not being asked, that's how A word. A word. A word. A word. Uh, we got the same dog booty gun. Oh my god. Wait. What? I inserted every round of my clip inside of his anus. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Mr. City. Mr. City. Yeah. Got you locking, Mr. Silly. I got you ling, Mr. Silly. Listen, Mr. City. God damn it. I'm telling you. Oh my god. Oh wow. That's That didn't feel super grand. Oh my god. I'm a [ __ ] I'm crazy. I'm crazy this game. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Give me Give me quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick quick. Oh my god. I'm crazy. This game I'm crazy this game. Did you see that play? Oh god. Oh god. I I mean I mean
[27:02]ra Oh my Oh my god. Oh my Oh my god. Run. Let's get out of here. But now we have to jump on them. Oh, you still think I'm up there, do you, Mr. Silly? Oh, how you like how you like that, Mr. Silly? How do you like that? Now we've got the upper hand, Mr. Silly. Now we've got the upper hand. Oh, he won't see this coming. He want to see me in the shadows. Go get up on here. Little vantage point. a little bit. But I'm Mr. Silly. Okay. Right. Okay. We'll sneak behind him like this. We stick behind him like so. We can jump right here. We jump over here. Lock. Lock. Sh. Oh, what an
[28:36]imbecile. We got him. Oh my god. What the? He was homeless. What? Oh, he did the same thing I just did to the other guy. All right, Mr. Silly. I see you have some moves. That thing I haven't seen before. Hey, get your hands on me. Honestly, good play. Good play. Honestly, good play. I've seen that move before. I'm kind of digging these free kids. Play with Hey, you video game, dude. Honestly, I love that guy. I love that guy, dude. Those guys, honestly. Dude, I Dude, those two guys. I've been wanting to play with those guys for a while. I've been wanting to play with We, you know, we were actually supposed to play together around Thanksgiving of last year, and then we never did. Let's ride. Uh, video game is how I found you, Mr. Nut. Oh, really? Those guys are great. Those two guys, I'm telling you, those guys know how to have fun in any video game. Honestly, I don't really like that they betray people. I don't like that. That is the only aspect of them I don't like. Everything else is so magnificent. I'm telling you, those guys, they know how to have fun. You know, when they get offline, they're having fun while they're cooking breakfast. They're having fun while they're eating breakfast. They're having fun while they're cooking lunch. They're having fun while they're eating lunch. They're having fun while they're cooking dinner. They're having fun while they're eating dinner. They're having fun at the park. They're having fun at the grocery store. They're having fun at 7-Eleven. Those guys, I'm telling you, there's probably not one time in their entire life where they're not having Oh my god. [ __ ] that guy up. Get his ass. Mr. Silly, I see you down there, Mr. Mr. Silly. Oh, oh, oh. Oh my god. Last bullet. No way. No way. Mr. Silly, you were busted. Now, let me give you two options, Mr. Silly. Okay. All right. Option number one. Are you listening? Option number one, I allow you to live. All right. I revive you right here, right now. Option two, I beat you with this trusty hammer and we depart separate ways. Which do you choose? Oh, he's an option two type of fellow. He's an option two type of fella. All right, let's go to the hospital. It prioritizes solo as solo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, we may run into a team of three. May we may not. We possibly could. We possibly could not. Could you even count that high? Two. Oh, yes I can, Mr. Resort. Yes, I can. I'm an avid number counter, let me tell you. Just last week, I counted to nine. Going for 10 next week. Then I'm going to have raw, naked, nasty sex with your father as it's like a reward. It's like a reward for me for counting so high. Long John
[32:15]shivers. Shut up. My Get out of here. I didn't even do anything. Oh, there's Mr. Crabs. Mr. Crabs. Mr. Crabs. Okay. Lock in, boys. Lock in. Stay frosty. This is We're in the Oh, we're in the orange. We need to go to there. Right there. We need to go to there. Right there. Do the hospital. All right. Follow me, boys. Follow me. Follow me. Oh [ __ ] No way. It was a trap. It was a trap. No way. He sucks. Hooray. Mr. Silly. This trap you put. God damn it. What? Everybody just let me speak. Just let me get through my monologue. What doing that? Woo! Who's that? Oh, what the hell? What the Yeah. No, he did the same thing I did again. [ __ ] you, Mr. City. Why does that keep happening? This one's in the bag. There's no way not person one person has talked back. But I'm telling you guys, I'm telling you. Look at this. Look. If you go to settings, then you go to controls. It goes proximity voice chat. Oh. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Oh.
[34:27]Oh, I was using V. It's B. Follow me, gentlemen. Oh, there we go. There he is. Go, go, go. Hello, pole. Oh, yeah. Now we got a couple silly goosees. Now we got a couple silly goosees in which to converse. Let's go see what they're up to. First, we down them. Then we make fun of them for getting downed. Oh. Oh, there he is. There he is.
[35:42]Friendly. Friendly. No fire. No fire. No. No. No fire. No fire. Friendly. Friendly. No fire. No fire. No fire. No fire. No. No fire. Friendly. Friendly. No fire. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh. Oh god. No gun. No. No. No. Friendly. Friendly. No fire. I'm on health. I'm coming down. I've got no weapons on my in my hands. I'm I'm friendly. Friendly. No fire. I just got sniped. Friendly. Friendly. No fire. No fire. There's a man over over that direction. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. I do a quickie or do a quick Are you peanut? Uh, answer the question. Are you peanut or not? It is. What's the thing you say? Uh, is it yipp? Yeah, it's yippee. Oh, I pull out the gun. I'm not I'm not hostile. I'm not hostile. It was just natural. It was natural. Oh, how do you do that? By the way, I paid these guys to recognize me, by the way. Let's ride. It's working. Pork said working. [ __ ] him up. How you like that? How you like that, Richard? Where'd he go? He's got his [ __ ] Oh, I'll protect you. I'll wait. Hey, what's up? I got I got shot down here. I'm not dead, though. Can I revive you? No, I'm not dead. I'm I'm fine. I just need I just need to get Okay. Okay. your your friend up here. He's He's taking a little nap, it looks like. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, carry on without me, soldier. Godspeed, soldier. Godspeed. There's a maniac. There's a maniac up here.
