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SUPERMAN Mất Dạy (Asshole) - 102 Productions - Vietnamese Superman - Phillip Dang Tan Phuc, Phong Le

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[1:55]Alright, I'll be over soon, don't break up with me babe, okay, I'll be over soon.
[2:39]But everytime you land, you make these potholes that I have to f*cking fix everytime.
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[0:25]Uh, yeah. Hey there. you're all right. Give me your money! Give me your money!

[0:35]Yo, I'm not messin' with you, here's my wallet. Mess with me, I'll kill ya. - F*ckin' b*tch, where the f*ck's Superman when you need him?! Superman! Motherf*cker!

[0:51]Motherf*cker, who are you? F*cker look at me, who do you think I am? I don't care who you are, get out of the way or I'll blow your ass up... Try it f*cker.

[1:01]Out of bullets already?!

[1:06]F*ck yeah!!! F*ck this guy up Superman!!! Beat his ass! Give me the wallet. Give me the wallet. What other wallet? Your wallet!!! Your wallet?!! What? F*ckkk, I was tryin' to rob him. Now Superman's jacking my ass. Aiight, now beat his ass! Get outta here. Get outta here.

[1:33]Uhh, hey. That's mine. Yo, I need to get paid for this. Man, f*ck you Superman. Piece of sh*t.

[1:55]Hey babe, what's up? Where are you? You creepin'? I'm just workin' at the office, babe. What's up? You out with some breezy huh? If you don't wanna be with me, let's break up! Alright, I'll be over soon, don't break up with me babe, okay, I'll be over soon. Breezy always be checkin' up on me...

[2:39]How ya doin' buddy? Shut the f*ck up! Everytime, you come over, I tell you to land softly. But everytime you land, you make these potholes that I have to f*cking fix everytime. I've been working my ass off fixing your sh*t. Oh yeah huh, I keep forgetting. But yo, you gotta couple bucks I can borrow? You make these f*cking potholes everytime. Every f*cking time, and now you wanna come over and borrow more money?! These holes cost me at least $300, and you wanna borrow more money?! Technically you owe me $300, You got 300 bucks huh?! Next time fly in softly fool. Come'on man, just a couple bucks. I'll pay you back. Hell no. Really dawg? Really dawg? Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Smoking's bad for your health. You f*ckin' b*tch.

[3:24]F*cker! That's another pothole! Son of a b*tch!! I'm callin' the cops on your ass next time... F*cker, wasted one of my cigarettes...

[3:38]Broke ass Superman, whatta joke.

[3:45]Not lettin' me borrow money, fine. I don't need to borrow your f*cking money. Next time, I see you I'mma kick your ass. Kick your ass across the sky. What!? Is that you Superman?! Who are you?! I'm a super big fan of yours! Can I get your autograph?! What the hell are you saying?! I can't understand a word out of your mouth. I said, I want your Autograph Superman! What planet are you even from? What are you mumbling? Don't touch me! What language are you speaking? I'm speaking human. I forgot, you're an alien, Superman. Give me your autograph! F*ck, what are you saying!?

[4:33]Whoa, who are you?! How'd you get in here? You know what? I've been watching you. I fly over here everyday. And I see you watering your plants. Usually on a daily basis... I watch you for about 2 hours... I've concluded from watching you and your plants. That you're a very loving and kind person to animals and people. So I've finally gathered up the courage. To come down here and meet you today. Do you know who I am? Uhh, some sort of superhero? Power Ranger thing? So you DO know who I am? Wanna get to know me then?

[5:06]Whoa, hey what's that!? Oh, this? It's nothing, don't look. It's nothing, don't look. It's my phone. If anything... Maybe I'll see you tomorrow? Later.

[5:20]What the hell? What the hell?

[5:29]F*ck, who's parked in my parking spot?

[5:43]Park there again, next time, I'll punt your house too fool.

[5:50]Wait, that chick? The one on the left right? The pretty chick, not the ugly one alright? They're red. I say they're blue.

[6:03]F*ck let's bet! Alright, all bets down.

[6:18]You're both wrong. They're brown panties. Who wears brown panties?! They're sh*t stained panties! What the f*ck? Give us back out money!

[6:34]Hey how ya been thief dude!? Shove it *sshole. Give me back my wallet. Live a decent life my friend, don't do harm to others. "Harm" my ass.

[6:48]What the f*ck are you doing?

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