[0:00]If you go to Cheesecake Factory dressed fancy just for one? Supposedly, they will give you more food than if you dress casual. I have to wait to weigh it. until she leaves. Ryland's going to bring you the scale, just be really obvious and just take notes on your phone or something. I just can't hold on. Give it to me. He's weighing the fries. Our fries... his...
[0:27]Hey, sorry to interrupt the video. Please don't go anywhere. I'll give you guys a life update. I want to talk about something going on and I want to give a huge shout out to our sponsor today, which is SeatGeek. Guys, it is almost Christmas. Or maybe you're watching this later and Christmas already happened and it was amazing. What did you get? Did you return it? You asshole. I just wanted to say thank you guys. I can't even put into words how grateful I am, how excited I am. We just finished filming the pilot that I wrote, that I've been talking about on the podcast. I literally wrote it a year and a half ago. I never knew if it would ever happen. I started the Patreon as a way to build this production company and try to self fund bigger projects. Because of you guys, it happened. We literally made enough to fund the whole project. I'm just so excited. It's my favorite thing in the whole world to direct and to produce and create things like this. I literally wake up every day feeling like this is what I want to do with my life, and I'm just so grateful. So thank you guys so much, genuinely, and it's only because of your support on the Patreon and everything. So thank you. But another little update, so today's video is a little bit different. It's more low key. I wanted to try something a little more vloggy. I'm calling them conspiral blogs. That's a working title. But basically, if there's a theory or something that I just kind of want to try out, I don't want to plan a whole shoot for it. I just want to grab my camera and go. So that's what this video is. We tried a cheesecake factory theory that I've been wanting to try for so long, and it's me, Ryland, Spencer, and it is a lot. It it takes some turns. There's a twist. Stay till the end. So yes, that's what today's video is, a little bit different, but I'm excited about it. I think it's fun. I hope you like it. 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Yeah, like, hopefully it works, maybe it might not. These are going to be more of our like dumb, fun, quick ideas that might flop, but might work, and one of them that I've been wanting to do for so long, that is The Cheesecake Factory theory. So, the Cheesecake Factory vlog. So that means like do they have the best nachos in the world? That's not a theory, that's a fact. Let's all three sit on this bench. I don't think the lighting's going to be good coming in. Really? I think this looks like a thruple announcement video. So, Cheesecake Factory theories. Number one, supposedly their menu is so long and so impressive because they want to confuse you into just picking a bunch of things because you're like, I don't know, there's just too many options. There's a big problem at Cheesecake Factory, and I'm going to tell you why. The menu is just you can't read it. Cheesecake, please fix this. The more confused they are, the less likely they are to realize they're eating an entire week's worth of calories in one sitting. It's confusion, led, decision making. For people like you, who like don't like making decisions, you'll just say, you know what, and then you'll just I override and crash it that place. Number two, So this is the actual theory. So the theory is, and we got this email submitted like a lot. If you go to Cheesecake Factory, dressed fancy, supposedly, they will give you more food than if you dress casual. Did you just make this up because you Ryland said he wanted to dress up to go to Chili's? No, but that's a great sequel idea. So, here's my thought. We dress Spencer up in the nicest suit I can find in the podcast room, which is that's not going to be nice. Well, but maybe it'll work out because they'll feel bad for you because they're like, oh, this is the nicest thing he has. This guy's alone in a Shean suit. Cheesecake Factory. Give him a little more nachos. Come on, give an extra scoop. So I think we put him in the nice, uh, you know, Amazon outfit. And then me and Ryland will go. I think we should do like the opposite, like PJs. Like really bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then we both order the same thing from different tables. And then we see, maybe do we bring the scale? Yeah, why not? We're being going all the way in. So, yeah, we're going to try the Cheesecake Factory theory. When? Right now. Oh. What are we ordering? Nachos? Yeah. Okay, fine. He's an easy date.
[5:52]Okay. Are you ready to see your outfit? When did you get all wet? Yeah, that was so. that was so quick. Have you ever been in our room? Yes. He has a few times, not often. On the c**k chair? We do have a c**k chair, a c**k rocking chair. There's the sock on it and a place for your drinks. A place for your drinks. Yeah, you can stay hydrated while you're c**king. Okay, hold that camera.
[6:17]I have choices. So obviously, we have a nice suit and shirt combo. And your pants work for this. Maybe not my shoes. I'll find some shoes. Okay, that's good. That's good. I have two options for ties. It's black, trying too hard. I feel like black is more elegant. That's more like Well, if we're talking about elegant, then I think we have to add the white gloves. Yeah, I think so. That way they'll know I'm a real man of class. I don't want to get my fingers dirty. So they might think you're like a celebrity assistant or like, you know, like a chauffeur, or they're going to think you work in Cheesecake Factory. Oh, he's here for a shift. Why not just the black? Or we have the Grimace slippers. That feels like it's maybe a you, you guys are going to wear Grimace slippers. Wait a minute. Oh, my God, and Ryland, you and your Pooh Bears. We got these at Disneyland.
[7:11]Well, you wore them with soaking wet socks. So I'm like, can I trust that? All right. So you're doing that. What are we going to wear? I could be Spencer's date. Oh. Oh, do you guys want to be fancy and I'll be gross? But only if I'm in a dress.
[7:27]That might get you less nachos. It depends on what area we're going to. Yeah, that's true. Gosh, I guess my feet got a little fatter. Let's see what else is in here. The dazzled belt. Oh. Just a nice cup. Oh, my God. You don't remember that was my first YouTube video ever and YouTube took it down. Oh. Okay, that's insane. Okay. That will get you more nachos. Yeah, true. This is giving like what conservatives think LA is. Okay, it's outfit reveal time. First, show your look. Oh, me and my thrifted McDonald's T-shirt and my aviator nation sweats, which is kind of a flex actually. You need to go get the Pooh Bear slides. Oh, you really are going to make me wear those in public? If I'm wearing Grimace, yes. Okay, so I have my Grimace slippers, my house arrest bracelet. My swim trunks. This like kind of gross shirt, hoodie, and my 7-Eleven beanie. I feel like it's giving kind of gross. Oh. Oh, my gosh, Spencer! Right this way, you just need to dust your shoes before. Oh, you look, first of all, you look good. Second of all, you look like, you cost a lot of money. You're like our secret service. That definitely feels like putting white gloves on really gives you a certain like, you know what I mean? You just feel like you're I don't know. Oh, yeah. You look like you get us front of the line anywhere. I think we have the scale in the car. I mean, this is going to be Are you going to film? You got to film. Yeah, I'll film. Do you want to GoPro or just your phone? Wait, he's eating alone? That's what I was going to say. It's like I'm just going to eat a full meal by myself. He's trying to date for him, somebody that's really dressed up. If you want to walk around the mall and ask, would you like to date this man? He's like, I'm just going to eat a full meal by myself. It is so funny that we just have a scale. Yeah, I know. Just in the car. You either film a lot of chipotle videos or have a serious eating issue. Or both. Wow, this is the perfect excuse to not get ready for a video. Okay, guys, we're going to do a video where we try to look our worst. While Spencer is completely dressed up, I honestly don't know what's worse, the Pooh Bear slippers you want me to wear or atrociously. Did you bring them? Oh, no, I forgot him. Spencer, throw them out of the car. We have to think of items that are easily weighed or like things that we can show quantity. So I'm thinking nachos, side of French fries. Okay, here's where I debunk before we even start, what's the waiter going to do? Go back and say, give this person more and give this person less? Yeah, that's the theory, that the waiter like will be like, hey, he's here. He's, you know, he's fancy. As somebody that waited tables for nine years, I don't think so. Don't try to ruin our theory. I think you just want to go to Cheesecake Factory. But okay. Okay, nachos, French fries. What do you think? Pasta, spaghetti, like what are with meatballs, Plate of spaghetti. Like to see if they give you extra meatballs. Oh yeah, that's good. That's good. Yeah. All right. Well, keep thinking. We should also try just in case the buffalo chicken fried appetizer, just to make sure that Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just just just to make sure. Just to see. Just to make sure they don't give more. I hope they seat us right next to you. Should you go in like three minutes before us and text us when you're being seated and then because we can't go in together. Yeah, I think that works. And what do we do? Say like, oh, we just really want to sit next to somebody that looks nice. No, you should say that and see where they seat you. That is so funny. There's going to be no one there. It's 3:45 on a what, like a Wednesday or whatever the hell it is? Yeah, it's going to be uh, it's going to be dark.
[10:53]Okay, plot twist. That's really busy. It's really busy. I guess it's a rainy day, so nobody has anywhere else to go. It's like crowded. Okay, so here's the plan. So I think Spencer, you go in first, get seated, call us, tell us where you are. We'll go in after and we'll try to get seated close to you. I'll bring the scale. Or do you think you could hide this in your suit? That's going to be hard. None of the pockets in this suit are real. Oh. We still got awkward if I'm walking in and it just falls. I'll hide it in my hoodie. All right. Well, good luck. All right, thanks. And don't. Table for one, please. Turn the charm on. All right, here we go. Oh, man, it's pretty busy in here.
[11:39]Do you have a table just for one? Yeah.
[11:44]Thanks, Ryland. Okay, I got the table. It's right next to some other people. I'm going to call them now. Bye. What?
[11:53]Hello? Hey, okay. I'm in. Okay, is it is it busy? It's kind of busy. It's not like super busy, but there's some people here. Is it like embarrassing to wear Pooh Bear slides busy? No, you guys will be perfect. I mean, no one else was wearing them, but that just means you guys will look the best in the restaurant. How did they treat you so far at the host stand? Oh, they were really nice. She was super nice. I think she did kind of feel bad that when I said table for one and I'm a guy walking in wearing a suit.
[12:30]Okay. I'm insane. Okay, perfect. Wait, that's insane. He's alone. He's ordering all that alone. I mean, it's been a rough day. He's doing a mukbang. What's the other thing you're ordering though, so we know to get it too? I was going to get the Oh, God, this menu is First theory confirmed. Oh my God. I'm pissed. I don't know. I'll have to find it on the menu and tell you guys. All right. Well, keep us posted and we'll be joining you soon. Bye. How embarrassing. I mean for us it's even more embarrassing. Well, he's alone. I know. You're abusing him. Okay. I didn't come in with my gloves on. I put one on.
[13:13]He heard me. Oh, this is so stupid.
[13:20]This may be the stupidest video we've ever done. That's saying a lot. When I can't use my phone and I'm eating alone, there's really nothing to do but just sit here. I think I'm ready to order. You ready to order? What can I get for you? I'm going to get a few things. Can I get the Buffalo glass chicken nachos and the spaghetti meatballs? Spaghetti meatballs. Okay, got it. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. She's so nice. That's probably just the way I look. Really? We thought she was nice. She was nice. It was like The woman who brought the food, like she brought like I had one thing. I had like the spaghetti and she brought the cheese up and she looked at me and she was like, and she and I was like, yeah, that's me interesting.
[13:59]Okay. How did they know you didn't just get off work and you're going to like get one of the agency's
[14:15]Our pickup food is going to be ready any minute. This is so You ordered pick up food and you're going to get it to go. You get more in person.
[14:31]You say more to go. They don't care, so they give you less because you're not going to complain because it's to go because you're not going to get it till you're at home.
[14:46]Okay. That's that's the conspiracy. We've done three of these. Here's the thing, if you're ordering Cheesecake Factory to go, you've got other problems anyway. I need to go. I'm pissed. I'm furious. I'm furious. I'm furious to have to say that they didn't give us enough of these. That's like the Oh, well, this is like three meals. Like there's not a person on earth who can eat all of that. No, you don't. You have to eat all of that in the restaurant. Who the f*** is this guy? It's like they're telling me what to do. No, they didn't give us enough of these.
