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[0:14]Har koi Jasus ban sakta hai, jo ki har insan ke andar ek Jasus kahi na kahi chupa rehta hai. Bas zarurat hai usko bahar nikalne ki. Khatra kabhi bhi, kahi se bhi aa sakta hai. Isiliye har samay chaukanna rehna chahiye. Motu. Are Motu aadhi raat ko yeh tum itni zor zor se kya padhai kar rahe ho? Dekho padhna hi hai to dheere padho, okay. Arre Patlu, yeh bahut hi dilchasp Nobel hai, garam chand Jasus ki. Arey mujhe tumhare garam chand Jasus mein koi interest nahi hai. Kitaab band karo aur chupchap so jaao. Achcha baba, achcha. Sota hu, sota hu. Tum light to band karo. Thanda thanda pani. Motu, main market se sabji lekar aata hu. Ghar ka dhyaan rakhna. Arre Patlu tum bilkul bhi chinta mat karo, kyunki yeh ghar ab ek Jasus ki nigrani mein hai. Haan. Garam chand Jasus kehte hai ki khatra hamesha aas paas hi hota hai. Are mat maro, Motu ruk jao. Yeh aawaz to Patlu ki hai.
[1:33]Patlu.
[1:36]Arey Patlu, tum to bazar gaye the na. Haan, gaya tha, lekin bag bhool gaya tha, to wahi lene raste se laut aaya hu. Oh ho. Sorry Patlu, very sorry. Ab tumhe nahi pata. Khatra hamesha hamare aas paas hi hota hai. Khatra.
[1:57]Patlu, Garam Chand Jasus aise hi itne nami Jasus nahi hai. Unka kehna yeh hai ki insaan ko din mein cheel aur raat mein ullu ki tarah alert rehna chahiye. Khatra kahi se bhi aa sakta hai. Toh yeh baat hai, Motu par Jasusi ka bukhar chadh gaya hai. Motu ko ullu banane ka isse achcha mauka zindagi mein dobara kabhi nahi milega.
[2:32]Hello Motu main Garam Chand Jasus bol raha hu. Arey mujhe apne kano par vishwas nahi ho raha hai. Main sach mein Garam Chand Jasus hi bol raha hu. Mujhe khabar mili hai ki tum mere novels badi hi shiddat ke saath padhte ho aur follow bhi karte ho. Main tumse bahut impressed hu. Maine aisa mehsoos kiya hai ki tum mein Jasus banne ki poori kabiliyat hai.
[3:37]Thank you, Garam Chand ji, thank you. Ab yeh case Motu Jasus ke haathon mein hai. Main use chhodunga nahi. Motu ruko to, kaha ja rahe ho? Sorry Patlu, main tumhe is waqt kuch bhi nahi bata sakta. Bas itna samajh lo, main ek badi mystery solve karne ja raha hu. Aiyo Motu, come come come come. Aur sunao, kya haal chaal hai. Mere to haal badhiya hai, par ab aapki chal bigadne wali hai. Aiyo Ma, Motu yeh kya hai? Aiyo Ma Motu yeh kya kar rahe ho?
[4:24]I am the inspector Chingum. Aiyoo ma, mujhe chhod do.
[4:39]Patlu, yeh Chingum sir hai, lekin asli nahi, balki nakli Chingum sir. Patlu, iska mask kheech kar nikalo. Abhi sach samne aa jayega. Nikalo. Aiyoo ma Motu, bas karo, bas karo, aur mat khicho. Main koi nakli wakli nahi hu. Aiyoo ma, mujhe chhod do. Hello Motu, main Garam Chand Jasus bol raha hu.
[5:08]Is baar mujhe galti se galat suchna mil gayi thi. Woh nakli nahi balki asli inspector Chingum hi hai. Kya? Hey hey, sorry sorry Chingum sir, very sorry. Galti se galti ho gayi thi, lekin aap mujh par top nahi chala sakte.
[5:30]Arey meri, revolver lao, nahi nahi gun lao, gun bhi nahi machine gun lao. Machine gun se bhi kuch nahi hoga, top lao. Kya sir, very sorry, very sorry. Galti se galti ho gayi lekin aap mujh par top nahi chala sakte. Arrey meri, fire! Arey meri fire!
[5:54]Bhago.
[5:58]Motu. Motu tum yeh Jasusi ka bhoot apne sir se utar do. Kyunki Garam Chand naam ka koi Jasus is duniya mein hai hi nahi. Are woh to sirf novel ka ek character hai.
[6:24]Hello Motu Jasus, is baar mujhe jo khabar mili hai usse tumhara dil toot jayega, bikhar jayega. Par tumhe ek bahadur Jasus ki tarah faisla lena hoga. Kaisa faisla?
[6:42]Tumhara dost Patlu, asli Patlu nahi hai, balki uski jagah ek alien hai, jo Patlu bankar tumhare saath reh raha hai. Yakin na ho to uske sir par laga antenna check kar lo. Dekho gaur se dekho, agar tumne us antenna ko kaat diya to woh apne asli roop mein aa jayega. Main janta hu, tum apne dost ko wapas pane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte ho aur yeh kaam tum zarur karoge.
[7:19]Arey ab kya khichdi paka rahe ho aur tumhare hath mein yeh kaichi kyun hai? Mujhe pata chal chuka hai ki tum nakli Patlu ho, ek alien ho. Aaj main tumhara antenna kaat kar tumhara asli roop duniya ke samne la ke rahunga.
[7:37]Nahi, ruk jao, arre yeh bhaag ke kaha ho. Nahi, main tumhara space tak peecha karunga. Bachaao. Main antenna kaat ke rahunga. Hey alien. Number do, boss ne garam chand banakar Motu ko aisa ghumaya hai ki maza aa gaya, maza aa gaya.
[7:58]Achcha, to yeh majra hai. Doctor Jhatka, Motu ke upar Garam Chand Jasus ki Jasusi ka bhoot sawar ho gaya hai. Jiska galat fayda John utha raha hai. Maine goons (mumbling).
[8:22]Oh Patlu, mere bhai, mere yaar, main tumhari baat samajh gaya yaar, samajh gaya. Ab dekho main kya karta hu yaar.
[8:33]Hello Mr Motu Jasus sir, main Garam Chand Jasus ji ka secretary bol raha hu. Unko pukhta khabar mili hai ki Patlu ke andar se alien nikal kar John the Don ke andar ghus gaya hai. Agar aap John ko pitoge to uske andar se alien khud ba khud bahar aa jayega. Ha yaar.
[8:56]Main abhi John ke andar se alien ko nikalta hu. Abhi.
[9:02]Hey John banega Don, John banega Don. Chingum sir aur Patlu ko to pitwa diya. Ab soch raha hu, agla number kiska aayega.
[9:47]John, nahi nahi, arre mere andar koi alien nahi hai, koi nahi hai.
[9:55]Woh to maine hi Garam Chand Jasus bankar tumhe Patlu ko peetne ke liye kaha tha. Sorry, sorry. Dekha Motu, John tumhe Garam Chand Jasus bankar ullu bana raha tha. Par iske zimmedar kahi na kahi tum bhi ho. Maine tumhe kitna samjhaya par tumne maane hi nahi. John ne usi baat ka fayda uthaya. Okay, to sab kuch thik hai, sab samajh mein aa gaya, to ab main jaau. I am going. Okay. Ae John, you are under arrest. Chingum sir, par main thoda John ko acche se sab karna chahta hu. Chingum sir hai. To watch more, download the all new Voot Kids app and start your 30 day free trial today.
