[0:00]Hello, hello, hello. Do I sound different? >> sound any different. No. You got to turn the Turn Turn the dials up. Now, hello. Yeah, now you sound different. What do I sound like now? Hello. >> What do I sound like? Do I sound good? Pretty cool. Pretty cool. I'll investigate that later. Little baby goo. Little baby goo. I haven't mastered mine yet. I don't know what I sound like whenever I do the buttons. You know, I I I want to get hammered. I want to get absolutely smizzly dizzly. I want to get smizzly dizzly. Two, three, four voodoo ranges, if you know what I'm talking about. I'm I'm so down to get >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Tomorrow I don't stream, so I don't have to worry about a raging headache when I wake up. I'm trying to get smizzly dizzly, run out in the streets, nothing but my underwear, yelling at my neighbors, hitting trash cans with baseball bats, making a ruckus, going in a Ford F-150 with a baseball bat leaning out the window, hitting mailboxes, running away from cops, committing crimes, stealing from the local 7-Eleven, throwing Molotovs on the freeway, in the game. This is all in the game, of course. That's what I'm trying to do in our creators. Mhm. Mhm. Amen. Amen. Let's get an amen for that one. Let's get an amen for that one. Amen. Man, it's going to be a great slur Saturday. Oh, yeah. You want to rip the first one? I'll rip the first one. Listen up, you [ __ ] It's time to get in there and kill these [ __ ] You understand me? Wow. That was good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> Could I I know Genji. She's got textbooks full of slurs she's been writing down. Mhm. Mhm. That little [ __ ] has got them locked in. Trust me. Oh, these slurs galore. Hooray! Uh Dude, I don't know if you guys have seen it, but there's guys on Twitter that are like I can't watch Peanut. Do you know he has got a day dedicated to slurs? GET A JOB! GET A JOB AND A COUPLE FRIENDS that'll solve THE ISSUE. NOW, LET'S RIDE. I ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. Uh go ahead. Go ahead. >> I don't know if this is real, but I'm pretty sure it is. All right. I had a guy come in today and he said, "Hutch, last night when Peanut was yelling yallah habibi, I laughed so hard that I had an asthma attack and ended up in the hospital. I just got out this morning and just wanted to tell you guys thank you and I laughed harder than I've ever laughed in my life. And to be honest, I don't know if I'm telling the truth. >> But man, I MEAN, THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. >> That's a badge of honor. That's That's a badge of honor right there. That'd be awesome. >> Hell yeah, THAT I'D wear that like a badge of honor. We made someone laugh so HARD THEY ALMOST DIED. THERE'S THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO FROM THERE EXCEPT FOR GENUINELY KILLING SOMEBODY. UH STABBING them with laughter. Hell yeah. Loading the 12 gauge and blowing their brains out with laughter. PUTTING A BOMB IN THEIR CAR made of laughter. In game, of course. >> TURNING THEIR GAS STOVES on of laughter and blowing up their HOUSE OF LAUGHTER. DRONE STRIKING THEIR HOUSE WITH THE drone of laughter. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. >> Dorito in the sky. >> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We just found a country no one can name and has oil. Go ahead and drop the bombs. UM NO ONE CAN POINT IT OUT ON A MAP. GO AHEAD AND drop the bombs. Uh I I I would say this. And I don't give you compliments often cuz all you do is give me pain and hatred. But Peanut, these last couple of weeks you've really turned the corner, bud. You're you're YOU'RE SHOOTING PEOPLE. >> BUD? You're you're you're sliding you're slide canceling. Hitting head shots. I mean it's it's You're changed nut. You're changed nut. >> I don't want to give you pain or or insults anymore. You know what? I'm going to pay you on yourself. Oh my gosh. You've been you've been you've been a great teammate. You've been you've been a great friend. The way the way your game play is is astonishing. Your gun play, your techniques, your stratagem. It is all astounding. With or without meth, it makes not a single vogue of difference. I believe that you have the abilities and the and and the talent to be one of the greatest players to ever live and I'm glad to have you on my team. REALLY? NO. I'LL BE THERE LATER. YEAH YEAH YEAH. WE NEED TOWER OF Pisa ain't going anywhere. Nope. Well, actually that's very specific landmark specifically my town. It might fall very soon. Do you know when they first built the Leaning Tower of Pisa? They tried the the governor or whatever the [ __ ] they call it over there. I I know the hierarchy in the United States. It's like mayor, congress guy, president or something. I In the fairytale lands like Britain, it's it's like oh, king, highest jester, oh, top parliament, a parchment paper. It's some stupid [ __ ] But whoever leaded the place where the Tower of Pisa is, I actually don't know what it is. It's somewhere. It's probably in Italy or something. But um whoever leaded that tried to re-erect the tower to make it go tall by pumping water in to the the side that was leaned over No, the other side the the opposite side that was leaned over cuz he thought it would make the soil moist and make it go back and all he did was make it lean more. And that's how it got so famous. It's cuz the guy just kept screwing it up and making it lean more and more and more. Well, fun fact Well, fun fact. Mhm. Well, fun fact for you. Can I can I tell you something? Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. And I mean this with with love and passion. I care about what you're saying, Peanut. And man, I love these stories. Okay. I just got a text from my mom. It says, "Does this Peanut guy only yap? When are you guys going to play in a game? Oh my gosh, what is he TALKING ABOUT?" WHAT THE HELL? GET OUT OF HERE, MOM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING. WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION, AN INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION, EXPANDING OUR MINDS. THE GALL OF SOME PEOPLE. I can't We won't Mama Hunt said it. We better get in there. We better get in there. Hold up. Mom Mama Hunt I'll I'll Mama Hunt orders. We better get in there, boys. >> that boss. SORRY BOSS. >> YEAH, SURE BOSS. SURE BOSS. I I MEAN YOU BOSS. SURE BOSS. WE'LL WE'LL GET IT RIGHT ON THERE BOSS. SURE BOSS. I'M WORKING ON IT BOSS. I'M WORKING on it. OH ALL RIGHT BOSS. WE'RE GOING IN BOSS. WE'RE GOING IN BOSS. >> TO SEE THAT. YEAH, sure boss. We'll We'll get in there boss. That's awesome. What I didn't know boss was watching. I didn't know we were UPSETTING BOSS. I APOLOGIZE. I'M WORKING IN THERE. WE WE'LL BRING YOU MAX WIN, BOSS. >> YEAH, WE'LL GET YOU WE'LL GET WE'LL GET A MAX SCOOP WIN FOR YOU BOSS. SURE BOSS. Sure about that boss. That This mom story and the story about your dad the other week, you got a cool family. You got a chill family. Bro, they they like watching the streams, man. Uh for some reason they like you. I don't know why. I don't know why. Well, my mom sometimes watches my stream. SHE SHE GOES, "HEY, THAT'S MY SON." Then she CRIES A LITTLE. YOU KNOW, WE MAKE A JOKE ALL TIME. MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS going to be this professional athlete on the field in front of thousands of fans. Man, I said, "No thanks. I'm going to play video GAMES." >> YEAH, YOUR SON'S PLAYING WITH A peanut on a Saturday night AT 8:16 P.M. LIVING LARGE, MAN. LIVING LIKE LARRY. MY MAN. MY MAN. ALL RIGHT, LET'S RIDE. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO, CHAMP? There's two guys crawling over there. Where you going buddy? Don't shoot. Peanut. You interrupted us. This is a special moment between you and me. I love you. Did you get him? >> I'm going to let you live. Peanut, Space Jesus coming. He's after you. Anytime Sheriff, anytime. No, you're doing resing the guy that I just killed. I hope you get blown up by the rocketeer. Uh, that would be my loot concern. He's trying to res his dead teammate. Oh, man, we've lost so much worth these lobbies. Oh, man. We got to start winning guys. We got to start winning. >> tried to defibrillate a guy who's been dead for 30 seconds. Oh my gosh. It'll be the goo. It'll be the goo. Yeah, that'll happen. That'll happen. That'll happen. Mhm. Mhm, way the cookie crumbles. It's where the cookie crumbles. All right, let's leave. I'm telling you he was circling his body with the defibrillator. Are you sure I can't kill this guy again? Uh, all right, fine. Uh, oh my goodness. Space Jesus is on me now. Oh god, what are you doing? >> Uh, he's hanging around. Why did you bring him here? >> want a match key? Yes. Let's get out of here. Hutch, you got YOUR OWN WAY OF ESCAPE? Head home. Hutch, yeah, I have a I have a I'll be just fine. Guys, I have GO GO GO.
[11:45]HIT THE BUTTON. HIT THE BUTTON. I THINK THIS WAY MORE FUNNIER. HIT THE BUTTON.
[12:07]YOU YOU HIT THE BUTTON ALREADY. OH OH MY GOD. IF I don't get out of here holy [ __ ] Thank you. Excellent raid gentlemen, excellent raid. You funny don't you? You a funny guy. You a funny guy. You a funny funny fella. >> Yeah, I think I'm pretty funny. I COULD HAVE DIED. I THOUGHT YOU DID DIE TECHNICALLY. I thought that you were out. I'm still grabbing me all and don't worry. I'm almost out. All right, going to be back over here boys. Somebody's going to have to win these gun fights Peanut, all right? And I know you're over here picking on the single dad with nine kids that just got out of his second nine-to-fiver. You I'm telling you he was circling the dead body with a defibrillator. Excellent raid gentlemen, excellent raid. I don't know what I don't know what that lobby was. I'm not quite certain. I I think that this game thinks very low of us. At this very moment. Mhm. I don't think it I don't think the game thinks we have what it takes. But we do. And the game is wrong. >> The game is wrong. The game is very wrong. THE GAME IS VERY WRONG. WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE AT? YEAH. Cooper's in Paris. Regroup game. Yeah, we gooped it. 16 minutes. Oh my god, I didn't even see that. That means there's probably one team left on the map with all of the goop. Actually, we go directly toward >> this. Yep. Between the two extracts. Good thinking. Good thinking. That's right. Man, you're getting good at that. >> I know. I'm telling you I'm I'm a pro at it. I'm a pro at it now. You chief, y'all get up there, champ. How do I do that? I don't know how to do it. You just jump off and then you snap hook the side of the building. >> No, no, no, no. You won't. Babe, do you want to try that again? >> over there to the right. I don't think that worked very well. >> Great work. You'll get the hang of it. I don't think that worked very well. >> Yeah. Hey y'all, chief. No. FOLLOW ME, BOYS. AH, YOU YOU'LL GET IT NEXT TIME, TIGER. Thank you very much. Follow me, boys. >> Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. But a mere bump on the road to success. Dude, I snapped to the side of the building and just fell flat on my face. Follow me, boys. >> I have to do it like further up or something. Did that building specifically I did it like >> part of it. 10 ft down from the top. Oh, peanut, did you know I would have done the tower one time and I hit it. I hit it. Congratulations. >> hit it. Thank you. I took all of my notes from you. You go inside here for a little bit. >> a horrible death right now. Welcome in. Hotshot, quick little bugger. You got fitted out? I bring no fitting out this raid. Move slow. You probably are lagging. >> No, I'm not. Not tonight. You proved I sleep texted me not to, so I am not. I didn't tell you not to do math. I just told you I was trying to dick around tonight. I texted Hotshot. I told him before the stream I go I I Oh, yes, she can chew. Yes, she can chew. Yes, she can chew. I am out. >> I told him for tonight I was just kind of trying to get drunk and dick around. So, you don't really need to do math. Mhm. Mhm. Not a necessity. Which I then laughed. Uh What did she write? >> Instantly read it out on stream. Hotshot like one Quincy? You read it out on stream? Those were private messages. You sent the butt hole pictures? >> or something. It keeps lagging. You have lagged out everywhere you said. Wait, it's you. I get gingy. Oh. How's it No, I I hear you guys loud and clear. I think it's Hotshot. >> you were lagging to P before. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. Really? Or then maybe it's not lagging. >> It's like cutting out. No, it was just happening with you, too, peanut. Oh. It cut out a bunch of times. For me. Dude, what is this [ __ ] social hour? Where are all the to kill? Are we Is this Is nobody playing this game right now? What's going on? Is this a [ __ ] party invite? Is there a barbecue happening that we don't know? >> Where is everyone at? THEY'RE HAVING A [ __ ] PARTY WITHOUT US. >> Oh my gosh. Wait, wait, wait. Do I have Do I have the crossplay off? I I don't know. Maybe. >> If I have crossplay off, that might be why. I play crossplay off when I play solo. Well, yeah. I mean, her having that off, we might be. I don't looted though. It's looted? 12 minutes, guys. What do you mean? This is not a fresh raid. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing gets past you, Jim. >> Holy [ __ ] Yeah, I'm She keeps her peepers open at all times. Want to know if you see anything else, Chief. Did you guys say that? All right, guys. Everybody on the elevator. This raid's dead. Everybody on the elevator. We're turning on crossplay. We're No. Oh, that was me that shot. Did you Okay, cool. We're turning on crossplay. We're deleting the technology and we're going in raw. Oh, [ __ ] I I want to kill people. I want to kill people. This raid's dead. >> This sucks. This sucks. Everybody on the elevator. Come on, boys. Right here. Right here. It's Saturday night. What is everyone doing? Oh, man. It's crazy that it's so dead on with crossplay off. Well, I can't play if you want to play if you want to make money. Let's go this one. Just know once I turn it on, it's going to become hectic. Well, I'm I'm just going to drop the tech. We're going to do a dublecio. Try I'm trying to get into the action this next raid. I cannot wait to die a million deaths. Follow me, boys. Mhm. Reverse stream snipers. Someone's saying that Hutch leaked Peanut's real name. I don't It's Peanut. I don't even know his [ __ ] real name. It's Peanut. Oh. I Okay, never mind. Exactly. Get over here, guys. I I uh Peanut, remember when they thought I um said your real name? So, everyone started calling you Scott. Yes, I've had a million names. I've had a million names. I'm Peanut. Literally, no one calls me anything but Peanut. Even in real life, no one calls me anything but Peanut. I'm Peanut. My own mom calls me Peanut. My brother calls me Peanut. Everybody I know calls me Peanut. You know, it's kind of weird cuz my name has been Peanut for so long. You take that back. I don't even know what my actual name is like my real name. What do you want? Almond. You realize how racist you're being right now? Huh? You realize how racist you're being right now, pal? Deegondese nuts. Yeah. What do you want? That's what I think about you. Hey. Hey. Hey. What's going even Don't come at me like that. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Oh, actually jack [ __ ] nothing happened that raid. What a sweet treat. Perfect. All right, we're turning on uh you you fix the crossplay. I'm going to switch the the tech off. And then we're going to go back in. Okay. Okay. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. The master plan. I'm going to restart Discord cuz this is >> call you peanut during intercourse? Uh what a great first time chat. What a great first time chat. First impressions are everything First impressions are everything. Good sir, wow, what a great first time chat. Um wow, great first time chat right there. These are the questions. These are the questions. Incredible. Incredible. Really getting into the nitty-gritty. Really getting to the bottom of it. Okay, automatic. Let's ride. We're ready. Oh, got you. Welcome back in, Mr. Hutch. I didn't know you could type in the lobby of this game. Hello. Welcome in, good sir. Welcome in. Oh, I forgot to clear out everything. >> ROD, DUDE. MR. CALLEN, BUBBLE FOR CHICKEN, BOYS GOOD BAD GOOD UM MAN. HEY, MR. RANGER, MR. WALKING, MR. KING, BUBBLE FOR CHICKEN, BOYS GOOD BAD GOOD UM MAN. KICK OUR BACKSIDE. Should be Should be a good time. Hey, Ethan, oh, you can you can dig it. Dig it. You can jump for Mr. Chicken. YOU OH, HOLD UP. WAIT. WAIT. HEY, ETHAN, UP FOR MR. CHICKEN. OKAY, I'M GOOD. OH, why would we miss you that? That's a crucial component to the plan. Now, let's ride. You saw Hutch's porn hub browser. Uh Mr. Hutch, have you been dabbling in the sex? Mr. Hutch, what >> Not for a bit of Not for a bit of goopa. Get a little bit of gooping. Jeez, can't blame a goopa for gooping a little. Can't be doing that. What? I'll say this. >> What? Lay it on me. >> We've seen it all the time in the streaming space, people pulling up Oh. OH, WELL, ONE MOMENT. LET'S RIDE. LAY IT ON ME, HUTCH. LAY IT ON ME. You know, I see a lot of times these streamers, they have like they leak this or that. Like, I understand >> Like Cozy with his phone number three times in this last month. Like, see, even that I understand because it's like you sign up for like, you know, a Steam or something like that. It just It randomly pulls up. That is understandable. But, why in the [ __ ] on a computer that you stream in front of thousands would you ever have any type of stupid information and/or looking up crazy things. >> of it? >> That's insanity. That's insanity. Bro, that's insanity. >> if that's part of the thrill? >> The chance of getting caught. understand it. What about that? What about that? Maybe. Maybe. >> like Nick Mercs' foot fetish thing? Well, that makes sense, you know. He just can't control it. You can't You can't control stuff like that. You can't control stuff like that. I would just Yeah. I don't blame him. He's a Yeah, fine man. Fine soldier. You throw a pair of dogs in front of him with some whipped cream and a strawberry on them, he's getting distracted. You got time on your Yeah, GG's. It's over. Lay my raid. Lay raid. Oh, yeah, we're doing this late. Good eye. Good eye. OH, MY GOD, I'M GOING TO DIE. DID THEY WAIT, THEY SHOCKED THEMSELVES? THEY'RE STUPID. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. OH. ONE DOWN. ONE DOWN. THEY'RE TERRIBLE. WAIT, THAT WOULD BE THE WRONG GUY. Thank you, good sir. We're back. What fell off? He just went out the window. Little baby blue. Don't die while I'm gone. Okay. I'm coming, Hutch. Wait, there's more. Mainly talking to you, Peanut, when I I said that. Oh, hey Hutch, don't die. Don't die while we're gone. I think there's a I think he's a wizard up here. LEBRON JAMES. GOT HIM. HE'S I'M COMING, HUTCH. NO SOLDIER LEFT BEHIND. THERE'S ANOTHER GUY DOWN THERE. That's not There's There's more. That's not his teammate. Careful. I'm pretty sure this one IS A WIZARD. DIE! YEAH, THAT'S THE WIZARD. OH, CHICHI, you're the greatest. You're the greatest. Hello, good sir. How are you on this fine day? Watch Watch Watch Watch Watch. Oh my gosh, Ginji, right here. Huh? Which one is down in the dirt, Ginji? Hey, they're above us, Ginji. Careful. I'm going up with I'm up with Peanut. PEANUT, PEANUT, PEANUT. GOT HIM. NICE. >> NICE. NICE JOB. >> HUTCH, you're on the edge. I see it. I SEE IT. ROCKING. YEAH, THERE'S TWO TEAMS, TWO TEAMS. GOT TO WIN THIS WHOLE TEAM'S DEAD. NICE PLAY. OKAY. WHAT? HEY, THERE'S A GUY. I GOT TO JUMP BACK. Little baby healing. I'M COMING, HUTCH. I'M COMING. I'VE GOT YOU. DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD eating 100 bullets. I think my computer's bugging out right now. I don't know what the [ __ ] GOING ON. EAT MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOP. EAT MY [ __ ] GOD [ __ ] >> FULL OF DEAD BODIES. LITTLE bitty goop. Little bitty goop. Is everybody dead? I think so. I think we did it. I just got TO TAPE HIS FOOT WITH TWO BLUE ATTACK person in the pink hoozy doozy. Nice. >> Nice. I'm gooping. That's good gooping, boys. You got to take a peek at this gentleman back here. It's too frosty though. It could be more evil. Look at him in the shadows. Little bitty goop.
[27:49]Did you get to loot that guy down below, Hutch? I'm on him right now. Little bitty more goop. Nice. Thank you for the rest. Mhm. Mhm. I'm kind of rich. I've got 193,000 space dollars. Nice. A lot of goop. It's a lot of goop. That is a ton of goop. Maybe we have to get out and reset. Perchance. Permaybe. Did you loot the guy down there? >> Yeah. Do we have Wait, do we have a hatch key? I looted everything. >> We do. Did you loot the two guys up top, Peter? I looted one of them. So I looted one of them. >> Mhm. Mhm. Yeah, we're good. Let's leave. Quick reset. Quick reset. I'm so down with a couple quick resets. We all get our, you know, our hearts A lot of small W's equals one big W. Mhm. Mhm. 2 + 2 = 6. Something like that. Something like that. Snack on your crayons and grab your hatch key, Mr. Hutch. It's time to skedaddle. It's time to skedaddle. Oh Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] They're shooting at >> Yeah. Got it. THEY'RE SHOOTING AT >> GO. GO. GO. OH [ __ ] SERPENTINE. SERPENTINE. SERPENTINE. SERPENTINE. HIT THE BUTTON. I'M HITTING THE BUTTON. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Nice afternoon, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Wasn't there three of us just like two I'm taking the scenic route. >> There was. I don't know what happened to him. Enjoying the sights. Enjoying the sights in the sewers. >> Dude, Peanut is one of those friends that He's like, "Oh, I took the scenic route." And we're all like We drove somewhere to all hang out. It was like 2 hours later. And he's always late. He's always late. >> I'm never late. That Yeah. That is true. Mhm. Mhm. Well, actually, I am late to my stream every day, but I'm consistently late. >> Wait. Peanut, did you still want to do that thing I was talking about at the end of this month or at the beginning of next month? Uh Officer said he'd come over. Mhm. Wait. Oh, yeah. Wait. >> Remember? Remember? I think I do. Yeah, I think I do. Yeah, I'm down. Wait. Actually, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I've got like a ton Well, hold up. Let me Let's talk. Let's talk after you talk TO YOU. OH MY GOD. THERE'S HANDSOME MEN. UM THEY'RE ALL DEAD. RUN! DOWN HERE. YEAH, THEY'RE CRACKED, BUT they're all dead. >> Oh my god, I THOUGHT I WAIT, SURE SURE. WAIT, HOLD ON SURE. I like how you're bald. It makes It turns me on. Ah, [ __ ] I tried to tell him that it was painless. >> god. Oh my god. Hey. Oh my goodness. WHAT? YOU CAN'T USE MY MOTION AND STILL KILL ME. WHAT? THEY CUT ME OUT OF THE PHOTO. THAT'S MY SHOULDER. THAT'S MY SHOULDER. THEY CAN'T JUST CUT ME OUT LIKE THAT. DAMN IT. THAT'S CRAZY. GOT THE BOBCAT. GOT THE BOBCAT, PLEASE. PLEASE. I got the bobcat. I got the bobcat. Who the hell is that? Who the hell is that guy? >> What? Why did that look like me? Jingi, you I'm going to be honest. After what I just witnessed those guys do to that poor soul, I don't want to be around them anymore. I'm a little scared. They're savages out here. They have no remorse. He treated him like some >> of wolves. wounded animal. Exactly. What the hell? I was speaking of animals. I was going through TikTok today and I saw a lady who was live on stream just like hitting a dog. Did you see that today? What? Did you see that? Can we I can't I can't tell if that's just my algorithm or something.
