[0:10]Papa, can we go outside? No. Why? Because it's 5:00 in the morning, it's too early. Why?
[0:23]The sun hasn't come up yet. Why? Because the sun comes up later. Why?
[0:39]Well, the Earth goes around and when it turns a certain amount the sun shows on the horizon. Why? I don't know.
[0:54]Why? Why don't you know, papa? Because I didn't pay attention in school, okay? I didn't listen in class. Why?
[1:12]Because I was high all the time.
[1:21]I smoked too much pot. Why?
[1:30]I didn't think it would matter. Why? I just figured my life would come together on its own. But then I met your mom, and you came along. So now I work at the muffler shop. Why? Well, it's too late for me to pursue a career now and since your mom has a job with benefits, I stay home and I take care of you 'cause what I make is pretty much just a joke. Why? Well, the service economy replaced manufacturing, and there's no real jobs in America anymore. Why? We had good jobs for a while, but it's just 'cause we were lucky and now we're unlucky. Why? It's just the way it goes. Why? Because God is dead, move along.
[2:38]Okay.
