[0:17]Sure you can. We can't die from oxygen deprivation, remember? But it still feels like I'm gonna die. Try not thinking about it. Or you could toughen up. I want to see what your funny cartoon body does. Hey, take it easy. Take it easy, that's you. All right. Here I go.
[0:37]All right, we've entered the blue zone.
[0:42]Hey, there's something new. Okay, we're getting red. Oh, orange. Yellow. Green. Whoa, look! Now she's turning blue. She was already blue.
[0:58]Huh, guess the huge shift just gets faster. Why am I the one doing this? Why not one of you guys? Because something different happens with each person. For instance, Kinger starts glowing, Ragatha's hair noodles stick up, Gangle's mask starts spinning, and Zooble turns straight. My limbs straighten up. F**k off. What about you? He refuses to show us because he's a coward. I want to keep the mystery alive. What do you, the viewers, think it is? Will you stop doing that? Why is everybody just standing around when there's an adventure to be had? Today's adventure is, the Mystery of Mildenhall Manor! That's right! This big spooky mansion has been rumored to be filled to the brim with paranormal activity! It's up to you to solve the house's deep mysteries and capture all the ghoulish ghost activity you can! And for the first time ever, you can.
[1:57]Where's Zooble? I made this adventure really cool and, and multi-tour just for them.
[2:05]It's not, mmm, maybe and blue, like neon and there's, like, dull blue over here. What? The NPCs aren't going to become self-aware in this one, right? How should I know? I'm not the boss. Oh, wait, yes I am! Anyway, everybody into the Fractal Noise! It's adventuring time!
[2:29]Oh, this place is spooky. I wonder how hard Caine's gonna go with the scare factor? I hope this adventure doesn't end up being another horrible nightmare. I'm not really a fan of horror and I don't really handle jump scares that well. Boo! Come on, that wasn't even scary. What, you scared of the vacuum cleaner too? Hey, be nice to her, she's had a rough couple of days. Her and everyone else. Right Gangle? Does anybody here that?
[3:07]Hey, I'm Ghostly, and I'll be your guide today! Why won't they go back in? I remember my first wild take. I don't know why they're not retracting though. That didn't happen for me. Before you continue on your adventure, you have to choose which door you're gonna go through. The door on the left is the normal door. Rated wow for all ages! The door on the right is a really scary door. Rated for mature Zoobles only! It's up to you to de... What the, Jax? What? I thought we were supposed to capture all the ghosts. Uh, which door should we choose? Hmm, not sure. Let's try this out. Oh! Don't worry, Gangle, I'll get it for you.
[4:00]Ah, oh!
[4:06]Oh, that's the scary door. Zooble, come on out. I just want to talk to you. Oh, I know. Could you have done that the whole time? Zooble, I, I just want to get to the bottom of why you keep skipping all my amazing adventures. You could end up really hurting Bubble's feelings. Bubbles' feelings? Enough about Bubbles' feelings. How about your feelings? I would rather not. That's hilarious. Go on. No, I mean, I've already told you what my problem is. You just never remember because, never mind. You're probably not even listening.
[5:15]Zooble, look at this cool bee I drew.
[5:59]Who's therapy session is this again? Oh yeah, we need to get to the bottom of your behavioral issues. I'm gonna show you some inkblots and you're gonna say the first word that comes to your mind. Okay.
[6:15]You know, nobody likes your stupid adventures. Good one, Zooble. Ragatha's just too nice to say anything. Jax just likes to f**k with everybody. Gangle's too shy to speak up. Kinger's insane and Pomni, she looks traumatized every time she comes back from one. Oh, Zooble, Zooble, Zooble, making adventures is my art. It's all I exist to do. All I'm good at. And, uh, what you're saying could imply that I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at, and that would be...
[6:59]Who's therapy session is this again? Oh yeah, we need to get to the bottom of your behavioral issues. I'm going to show you some inkblots and you're going to say the first word that comes to your mind. Okay.
[7:14]What?
[7:29]And now I'm just starting to wonder if the wild west was even a real direction at all. Whoopsie Daisy, looks like everybody completed the adventure and they're coming home. Quick, pretend we were having a therapy session.
