[0:07][screaming] >> And I'm feeling good. >> [groaning] >> Gentlemen, great day of rage. Oh, great game, Greg. I just want you to know that we that we're kicking you out not only because we had planned to play with all three of us, but because we hate you and we never want to play with you ever. Yeah. Okay? So, I want you [snorts] to forget about me. Not if I [ __ ] you first. You guys ready to start winning? Let's start winning, baby. >> Oh, yeah. It's time to start winning. >> Okay, uh are you No, you're not eating right when you join, right? Again, Hutch, if you don't explicitly say you're not eating, we're going to assume that you're eating at any given point in time. So, you don't have to say anything, Zach. Okay. [laughter] Peter, you want to be uh you want to be my Valentine or no? You and me, right? What the [ __ ] Uh I'll be your Valentine, sure. >> penis. That's not his That's a little different, you know? Uh He's 4,000 years old. He's been part of plenty of Valentines. Well, I am 4,000 years old. Mhm. Mhm. I am. That means I'm the best lover. I've learned over many years, many moons. Mhm. Mhm. I can tie a strawberry knot with my tongue. In Tom button? Okay. Okay. >> [laughter] >> Mhm. Mhm. Uh yes, I do. cherry Che- See, he doesn't know cuz he's not He's not 4,000-year-old sex peanut. Follow me, crew. >> Oh, wait. Wait. You're You're uh you What? >> team leader. That's right. That's right. Thank you for showing me some respect. >> do, buddy? Well, here's >> bad, bro. Here's the plan. We Yeah, I'm sure. Here's the Here's the plan. Yep. Um we wait on the roof until we hear the first bullet and then we go beat the [ __ ] out of them. Northwest! Right here. Get him! Get him! I think I got Last guy. No. No, he just ran in the >> Where did he go? All right, 20 minutes. I should be locked in as locked in gets. Okay. >> Okay, did you just take your meth? Today, I'm trying a new serum. What's your new serum? An entire pill and a Xan while slamming a sweet tea. Oh, yeah. >> [screaming] >> As God intended, boys. A man >> Just as God intended for us. >> Shooting. Free shots. Let me know when. Now. >> Greg. Greg. Are they shooting me? Oh, good work. Good work. You guys shooting, baby? I'm going [screaming] in. Okay. Charge! Oh, you shooting back? You put it quickly. Oh, they're all shooting back. They could have >> need this as well now. Oh, well. Oh, well. >> [ __ ] those guys. We'll get these guys first. They're a bunch of [ __ ] boys back there anyhow. Oh. Stay behind me, Nick Works. I will lead us to salvation. No, no, no, no. I see you. I see you, Hutch. Greg, you got a big decision to make, Hutch. Charge! Nice. Why every [ __ ] time you [ __ ] third party? Are you guys over here? >> Why every time you [ __ ] third party? Why every time you go you [ __ ] third party? That's you right now, [ __ ] >> [laughter and gasps] >> I'm sorry. That's okay. That's okay, sir. What the The hell is going on out there? That guy just got laid next to us. What What was that guy up there doing, you think? We pulled up on you guys. I'm marking them. I think you guys are >> They know too much. Kill them quick. If they know too much, kill them. Kill them. Kill them. >> [laughter] >> Kill them. Kill them. Kill them. Kill them. He's already dead. He's already dead. He's losing his mind. It was real I covered. Ooh, that's nice. What did you see that right there? That's a excellent mid-shot template to take a weapon right there. >> Watch right in front of you. How are you massive in the late game? There by the field depot. In this I'm a coming, boys. Don't you worry. Guys, one out inside field depot. It'll be a little bit of gooping. Ooh. If he's not with you, I'm not with you. You good? You good? You good? You good? Yeah, he's not with you. Yeah, yeah. They're over here. One is Let's ride. Oh, after a little bit of gooping. One one twice. After a little bit of gooping. I killed the other one. Peter, help. Oh, yeah. On the bounce. On the bounce. I'm coming. I'm coming. Take this, [ __ ] I cracked two. I cracked two. Charge. [screaming] Come straight to me. I got you. I got you. Take that, fool. Good sheep puppy. It's going to take care of you. He wants some of this, [ __ ] He wants some of this. Aren't you? Take that, [ __ ] Where Where is he? >> How you like that, huh? You like that? How you like that, [ __ ] How you like that, huh? This is my house. This is my house. What What What are we talking about right here. One elf on that My house. Oh, [ __ ] What what He's finishing me. Dead. We're the winners. Thank you, boys. I already killed that guy. Uh all three dead. We got all three We got all three of them. Little bitty goop. Watch Gerbils before he takes them all. No no I don't take Gerbils. Oh, no way. No way. I got a bobcat. No, it's level two, but it's still a bobcat. It is still a bobcat, you're right. Step focus step. Not me. Be careful, boys. Someone's around. >> name is careful. >> I need ammo. I'm locking in with ammo. Another guy over here peeking. You watch me for 2 seconds. Absolutely positive. I've got your six. I've got a eagle eye view on you. >> [screaming] >> No one's going to sneak up on you. No one's going to sneak up on you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Watching watching watching watching watching. No tickles no tickles RP no tickles all clear all clear. No bogies no bogies. Oh my goodness. I got you boss. I got you boss. No All right, we're good. Good to go. Okay. >> got the other two. Did you loot the the team over here, Peanut? No. Did you loot the team over here, Peanut? Those are done. No. Come on. Oh, I just Somebody must have came by and something while we were fighting and took all the goop. I'm being told we missed a body. Is that true? >> Yeah, I think I Yeah, probably. You can go loot. I can watch over you from here. I can see Okay. over there. Oh, I'm out of charges. Behind this rock. Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Guys, guys, guys. Guys, dude, Defcon 5, Defcon 5. This is This is not good. I need help. Retreat, retreat. We got shot from the other team as well. Retreat. We're bagging. >> FYP, come with me. These are These are lace pawns. I think we should >> Got your bunch, got your bunch. Okay, we're okay. I'm getting peanut back up to you. What about the goob? >> Snap goob B. You I lost all the goob. We'll go back for it. Lock in. Okay, team here, all three. Team here, all three, and then team under us, all three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see them on the mountain. Down the mountain to the southwest. Yeah, but yeah, there's another team to the right. Careful. Let me know when it's careful. We're going to get snap booked up on Hutch, I think, from the parking side. I have mines. I'm going to go mine it. What's your What's your move here, boys? What's your plan? What's your plan? Good thoughts, thanks. We just kind of got to chill, dude. There's too many There's like a team on each side up there. Got to guide you We'll let them fight for a little bit. And then we'll And then we'll kill the winners. Just like a little bit, a little bit, and then we go. I concur, doctor. I'm going to mine I'm I'm going to mine our back over here just so we hear the mine go off, then we know they're snapping for us. >> Good thinking. Yeah, set a little trap for them. That way they can't sneak up on us. Little thankies. >> Other ones are starting to move here. This team just got rolled up on by a separate team of teenagers. >> Guys, do you guys see him? Oh, [ __ ] Shoot him, B. Shoot him, B. Yeah. Automated. >> Nice. And then team directly under us. Where did they go? Yeah, I see We got to get out there and and and get them. They're going to get away with all our goob. That's our money. You're the team leader. We have the goob, P. That's our money. It's the team leader. Here we go. Let's go, people. Let's [screaming] ride. Directly under us. Directly under us. >> Oh, [ __ ] I hit a tree. Enemy tree. Watch out for that tree, boys. You know all my homies hate that [ __ ] tree. Two players. Three players. Might be a full team. >> Follow me, boys. I got no teammates left. >> [ __ ] on. Oh my god, they're cheating. Are you serious? >> Or something. I don't know. That's insane. That's insane work there. Boys, I think we had a shot. I'm telling you Yeah, I need to cheat. I need to cheat. I agree with you. I agree with you. Let's leave. Let's get out of here. Go. Go. Go. Go. To the hatch. >> god, they're look Are you over encumbered? I'm a chunky monkey. Okay, they are cheating. They're absolute [ __ ] off. We have to get the [ __ ] out of here right now. Holy [ __ ] He's going to die. Run. Run. Run. >> No, I'm not. I never die. What is this smoke going to do? He can see through walls, pal. Oh, [ __ ] Follow me, boys. Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay. Go on without me. Go on without me, boys. >> Oh, no. It's over for me. It's over for me. Crawl, [ __ ] Crawl. >> I've lived a full life. I have kids and grandkids. Okay. All right. All righty then. Yeah, how you doing? Yeah, how you doing, chief? Yeah, I'm coming, bro. How you doing? Thank you. Good sir, we're back. Yeah, we are. >> [ __ ] Smashing [ __ ] Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. I'm being shot from my right, bro. From my right. Careful. I'll buy you somewhere. Yeah. All the way up. All the way up. Oh, no. All right, we got to try to get these guys aggro in front of me. Straight southwest. You see these guys? You want to run? They're cheating. They're chasing. I'm dead. No, you're not, Nick. I've got you. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. Oh my god, there's you. Go, go, go. Holy [ __ ] they're chasing. I'm dead. No, I've got you. I've got you, Jeep. Run. They're They're They're aping. They're aping. They're aping. They're aping. I need help, please. Look at me. I'm looking. I'm looking. They're smoked at you. One jaw. Doesn't help much. Go, go, go. [ __ ] my day up. I can't lie. Tracked him. Okay, beautiful. We got to move. One left. Where, where, where, where? Here. We got to move. Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping. I pinged. Okay, I got I I pinged him. Can't. Okay. In a [ __ ] hole right now. Of course. We got to go. There's a team that's going to flank us. I I don't know if we can make it to the hatch, guys. I don't think we can. No, they're aping. Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it. I'm good. No names right here, Peter, if you got them. Got you, got you, got you, got Good luck, Jameson. Behind us. Oh my god, there's a team behind us, too. There's a team behind us, too. Help me, help me. And yep, okay, yep, yep, >> [screaming] >> I got you. >> [screaming] >> [ __ ] jump in. Keep coming. Yeah, go. Thank you, boys. Thank you, boys. >> [laughter] >> That was incredible, boys. The fact that you guys would lay down your lives on the line for me. Makes you tear into a penis leg. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. [ __ ] it, boys. Spin it up. rolling back, bub. All right, bro. Get a [ __ ] life. Lock it in. All right. Yeah, I hit him a little bit. >> He tried to shoot me through a wall. I just can't move. Fail his [ __ ] ass. >> [laughter] >> No wonder that guy has a cheater on his team. >> Mr. So. Sir. Sir. Sir. Your parents are divorced and you're to blame. I want you to know that before I leave this raid, okay? That's 100% true. This is not a joke. This is not a joke. Don't revive me. I'd rather die. Holy [ __ ] man. Perfect. Perfect. All right. I want you to know I'm killing myself cuz I don't want to spend a single second talking to you. Excellent raid. Gentlemen, excellent raid. Well, those would be $40 spend and enjoyers right there. A quick $40 spend and enjoyer. I should have just [ __ ] bro. Hutch, if we don't get griefed by the top team, I think we can kill them. Wait, we won, yeah. Yeah, we Yeah, well, that's okay. That's okay. You know what? You know what? We may have lost our goop, but they just lost $120. Am I right, [screaming] boys? Am I right, boys? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That's the real goop right there. That's the glory. That's the glory. >> You're [ __ ] I'mma say something. Mhm. There's been a lot of $40 spenders and I haven't gotten a [ __ ] kit back yet. >> I'm getting kits back. Oh [ __ ] I've got to report him. Oh [ __ ] Wait, wait, okay. I'm I'm turning it up a notch. I think we're ready to go crazy. I'll be honest, I feel like we were already going crazy. >> Yeah, we were going mad. We were going wild. We were. I think we're It's time to turn it up No, 10 notches. Let's turn up 10 notches. Ark needs to be sued for the racism and game chat and hackers play in the game that players paid for. Sue Ark. >> He's definitely from the UK. >> [laughter] >> I agree. Um yeah, hey, that might be just about the stupidest [ __ ] thing I've ever heard, good [ __ ] Um >> [laughter] >> I I'll double-check. I'll I'll run the numbers, but I'm like 50% certain that's the dumbest [ __ ] I've heard this week. Um sure, you being sued for $100 million because XX DemonSlayerXX on February 2nd said a slur in your game. Yeah, I don't know if that's going to work, big man. I don't know if that's going to work. Mhm. What were you saying, Hutch? I forgot. I've been been staring at this stack of ammo in my inventory. That happens to me sometimes, too. Android. [screaming] Um should you let me know I I change it Can you feel You shut up. [screaming] the love tonight. >> tonight. The no hell Oh my god, Hutch. Can you feel I'm on the left crack. This guy's above me, Peter. How many you up? How many you up? I'm over there. I'll three? >> one. Dude, how the hell? What the What? This guy just jumped to his death. I think we just ran into back-to-back what? What? Yeah, I think so, too. How the [ __ ] did he know how Am I crazy? Did that guy got a sixth sense and a third eye or something? Uh This guy is like Peenut. He's upstairs and he wants to cuddle. Now, if you spare my That's not true. That's not true. I hate Hutch. Kill him. Oh, that's Peenut. Yeah, congratulations on the $40, sir. >> Yo, yo, you racist, bro? You You asked if I'm racist? Is that the question? I don't believe him. Wow, that's such a good question. Such a good question. Let me know if you have any other great question, sir. What an intuitive question. You must really have a lot going on up there, big man. >> [laughter] >> I'm killing myself. Oh, all right. Okay, now I'm killing myself. Oh, no, allow me, sir. Allow me, good sir. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. You must have a lot going on up there. [laughter] Yeah, he's hacking. He's cheating. We don't do We don't do Okay, I don't want to look like a [ __ ] here, but were those guys cheating, too? Yes. >> of them. Guys, I don't want to be the guy that just called cheats all the time. Which Uh Look at the account. Trifecta. No shot. Okay, let me let me check. Let me check. Look at the account. Mon, level zero account with two This guy doesn't even have his profile set up yet. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Look at it. All All three. It's crazy, dude. Oh my god. We are collecting $40 spender enjoyers like [ __ ] Pokémon tonight. All right. Okay. All right, baby. This Maybe the third time is the charm. The third time. the crazy one It's a crazy idea. You ready for this, peanut? Go ahead. Maybe use a little bit of the tech. >> Oh, maybe. Maybe. I would love to do Oh my god, I've got to report them again. Oh my god, I forgot to report them again. There we go. How many knocks you have, bro? How many knocks? Overall knocks. Come on, bro. We do the same >> Codex, baby. Codex, baby. You guys want to go codex for codex right now? Codex combat You you you don't want to go codex for codex with me, pal. You do not want to go codex with for codex with me. You don't want to go codex I'll go first. Buddy, you want to go codex? I What are we What are we doing? 1,500 players down. Wait, hold on. Wait. Wait. What What is it? Is it in combat? down Players down. Players down? 5,500. The most important stat. Uh I don't see that. Is that at the bottom? 4,926 No. 5,000 More down. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Where are you? Players knocked down? No, it's players down. >> You 4,926 Damn, bro. That's actually a lot for for a peanut. God damn, kid. What the 4,900? What the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean? What are you hearing this? Peanut, racist. What do you mean that's a lot for a peanut? Are you some type of bigot? >> was yours? >> Do you hear this? What the hell? No. How many? What the hell was that? >> 5,000 No. A lot for a what? >> 800 and 68 What is he [ __ ] hear you cuz this little peanut is yelling at me. >> Here he is with the racism again. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> Can you shut that [ __ ] shell up for 5 seconds? >> 3800? No, he's got me. You got me. I got 368, [ __ ] No. You got me. >> [gasps] >> By 300. All right, bro. Now, let's go to the most important step. Okay. Number of times revived as stranger. No. 64. I love it. >> [laughter] >> What about Wait, wait. Total damage. Total damage. What is it? Total damage. Lay it on me. >> times revived as Oh my Total damage, boys. Total damage. All right. Here's the worst. I have only have 40. 40 total damage? Oh my god, Randy. You're getting [ __ ] murdered, bro. All right. Total damage. 2 million. 2 million 38,494. Do you have 1.4 million total damage? 1.4 mil? Oh my god. I got 1.695. You are, bro. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, but you just be shooting robots. All right. What about players knocked out? What about players knocked out? >> You're the [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] What What about players knocked out? Players knocked out? 4100. But that one doesn't matter. 4200. 4200. Kills. No. >> [laughter] >> All right. Hold on. Where's that damage to raider? Damage to raider? 87. Uh damage dealt to raider. Damage dealt to raider? Damage dealt to raider. Okay. What's yours? What's yours? Close close to the top. Close to the top. What's yours? No, you first. You first. 598,000. Okay. What you What you got? What you got? Hutch. Hutch. No, you Will you shut up about the lobby [screaming] code? No, I'm streaming so I can say the a Okay, hold on. Wait, wait. The you are It's different than the game code. Okay. All right, go ahead. Top right, 486. You're 554, Hutch. You're a Wait, how much damage to rated do you have? No, no. There's 700, wait. I got 700? What is What does Hutch have? What about you, P? Damage to rated, 598. Damn, that's Damage dealt to raider, 749,000. All right, here's the peanut stat. Here's the peanut stat. >> What? Damage received from a raider. Oh, okay. >> [laughter] >> It's going to be a solid. Yeah, he's [laughter] got his It's underneath the queen. Uh I don't see it. 300k. Oh. It's between queen >> 439,000. He [laughter] actually has his both I have 429. >> [laughter] >> Oh. Check and mate, [ __ ] Uh let's ride. Let's go, baby. Nick Mercs, I think we could both agree that Hutch would have the lowest stats when it counts like proportionally. I agree. Um you see how they do this, chat? You see how they do this? Yeah, proportionally. Proportionally, proportionally. Dude, just cuz your fat ass sits on the game all day doesn't make you better than Hutch. God forbid I'm on top. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, cuz we suffocate you, [ __ ] mammoth. Now, you proportionally are less on the stats than me and Nick Mercs. Yeah, keep yapping. You got the most received damage for a reason. All right, I'm going in. I'm dead. >> Laying my life down for the team is not dishonorable. Uh let's [screaming] ride. I didn't do the tag. I want you to know that. Oh my. All right, man. >> I forgot. You are currently watching the tutorial on how to lose three kids at record speed. When lock in >> I got mixed up in the codex talk. Sorry. Against the law. Autoboy boys. Get your [ __ ] flashlight off now. Okay. Fighting is in. They got blank. They got blank. They got blank. I see one. I see one. Oh [ __ ] [laughter] Went right. Went right Nick. I don't have my gun out. That guy is my SP. >> [screaming] >> I killed my guy. No you're not. No you're not. Open that door. We have Good heavens. That would be a bomb. Oh yes, anytime sir. Take that [ __ ] Take that fool. Oh my god. Oh my god, we're going to die. Juggernaut I'm the best. Love it. Stay back [screaming] demons. Oh. Oh. I need it. That was a close one.
[26:16]They're in the walls. In the walls. In the walls. We can't do anything about this. In the walls. I'm muting him. I'm muting him. Oh my god. This is my jam. Watch his dance move. Whose mom is that? Above above above. Oh my god. Oh my god. [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> hot. Help. Yeah. I got to shoot. I got to shoot. I got to shoot. Let's go. Let's go. [ __ ] It's a It's a guy with a towel. He just ran right in. Bro, move. Oh my god, he's right here. On me on me on me on me. No, I missed my [screaming] shot. He's low. I got you. I got you. I got you. You got you. You got you. You got Behind P. Behind Behind behind behind. Oh my goodness, I'm dead. Uh Oh my goodness. Oh. Retreat. Fall back. Go go go go. Go go. Fall back. Oh. [ __ ] you. You'll never take me alive. Oh my god, there's a team behind us. Go. >> Oh my god. Guys, team down blue. Kill them. You got you. You got you. You got you. Oh. This looks so crazy. Oh. Oh my god. Hush. Got one. Got one. One down. Going down blue hallway. Oh. Oh. Oh, go back the other way. Oh. >> [laughter] >> They're on top They're up top. They're up top. Watch my back. What the [ __ ] is happening? Look at him. I say we I say we Let them have it, my boys. I say we go get one right here. No, we stay here and fight. We stay here and hold [screaming] our ground. Okay. Look [screaming] at him. This is the most organic fight I've had in weeks. Oh my god. Okay, well, I did my part. I've done all I can do. Do a bit of healing. Oh, that would be me, sir. That would be me, good sir. No need for alarm. That would be me. Oh, hello, gang. How you doing? >> [laughter] >> Just hanging around. Thank you, good gents. We're back. >> [laughter] >> You guys flee. I will take them on head-on. Get out. No, we're we're never going to flee. Who [ __ ] are you? Who's on the door? I'm >> know who's who. going in. Oh my god, there was more than one on the door. Sir, if you kill me, God will hate you forever. I want you to know that. God will hate you. No, hold on now, sir. Hold on now. Okay, all right, I'm dead. All right. There was more than one on the door, guys. Let them cook, boys. Let them cook. Let them cook, boys. What's that? You got this, boys, we believe in you. Is it two separate teams by the way on both noise? Yeah. Yeah, I'm right there. One team and there's another team. >> Perfect. What a sweet delight. I'm behind. I'm behind. A sweet little treat just for us. [ __ ] Yep. And another team. I shot our team mate. I saw that. I saw that guy. I'm going. This is good. We need this. I'm watching. I'm watching. They're doing it. They're doing it. Watch it. They're doing it. >> I'm not learning anything from these gentlemen here boys. I charged valiantly into battle. I don't know where my team was at. That was not on me boys. I lost my turtle out there. They're still there? Which guy do you want silly in? Hey, I want to play a game. It's called kill fit in your mother's mouth. Holy [ __ ] I'm just a grand master at the game. Did they did they play our punch? Oh [ __ ] The hell? You have been dead for 10 minutes and I'm still catching strays. Already looted it. All this is looted. We're good. I got ammo in a thing. Dig it. Dig it. Good dig it. I take these small W's boys. Lots of small W's equals one big W. Mhm. Mhm. I'm not going to full sprint into teams of three or or six, sorry, that are stream sniping with Joe mines, walls, and teammates. I mean I tried so many different times. >> idiot would do that? That's what I'm saying. That's good thinking, [laughter] Nick Lance. Good thinking. Peanut, great news. The guy I killed had a bobcat with a gold stock on it. Oh, yeah. My mate. What happened to you next? Next round. You're a good man. You're a good man. You treat me right. We are unstoppable with these extra boys. We will be unstoppable. He's got that bobcat points with the gold stock. Mhm. Mhm. You fought valiantly out there, boys. Nothing to be ashamed of. And then you stood there for 15 minutes in the rat maze room. That was incredible. That was amazing. Yo, I'll I'll I'll initiate the text, boys. Don't you worry. I should get bobcat and we won't lose a single game for the rest of the night. I personally guarantee it. Here we go. Holy [ __ ] You get some goob? You get some goo? >> No, no. I just I can't believe that [ __ ] raid. >> An organic raid full of organic encounters? That was incredible. That was incredible. >> Great. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, woo. That was That was incredulous. I like the part where it was organic and and everybody was just going in there on their own time. What about the one where the guy got knocked and he said, "No, don't kill me. We can kill Peanut together." Oh, oh, my favorite. What a sweet delight. I might bring you a goldie. A goldie, really? I might. [clears throat] Well, I've already got one coming from the the fat one. You You might have one coming from me. Really? You had to add the fat one. Are you serious? The the Are you serious? >> The uh the smart, intelligent one I was what I meant. The smart, skinny, intelligent one. Mhm. Mhm. [clears throat] Skinny? Thank you. Can I get a petite? I don't even think I don't even think you're really that fat. Thank you. Thank >> You could hop from lily pad to lily pad. [screaming] What? Ooh. All the lily pads I'm jumping between is your dad. He got you. Look at that bobcat for a goober. Hey, you good, Jay? Hey. Okay, I just want to throw something out there. Is it Is it too early to call for maybe a Hutch team leader raid? Mhm. Hutch could be the team leader for one raid. I do got I do got some attic going through the system. That is true. He is on multi-fronted beans. I say we give him team leader for one raid. All right, team. Wait, did you activate tech? Oh. I don't know what I've been told. >> Oh, [ __ ] I don't know what I've been told. Peanut's a [ __ ] and he's really old. Peanut's a [ __ ] and he's really old. Peanut, you got to say it, too. No, I don't. He's slandering my name. Bottom right. Bottom right here. >> look at bottom right, soldier. We do not fire. Mhm. He is literally the team leader. Snap book here. Snap book. Good ding dong. Look over, soldier. Now we look over. Keep in mind it's cold snap. Yep, heard. >> Body boys Body boys. Heard. We got it. Going to have shots here in a moment, son. Right down here. Where? Well, I don't know. Well. Oh, I saw him for a second. Oh, there he is. All right. Broke him. Broke him. Oh. That rascal. I'm in the cold and I think I'm >> [screaming] >> dying. This way, soldier. Drop, grab. Drop, grab. Got your balls, got your balls. >> [screaming] >> Oh, I missed it. Okay, well. Show them all, show them all. [ __ ] it. Oh, I'm on fire now. Show them all, show them all. Where's the motion? Push in. We didn't even [ __ ] do it yet. Hayna, you piece of [ __ ] Pop that dude. Hold it, balls. [screaming] Hold it, balls. I'm popping it open for you, Cooper. Have a teeny ready. Lock it in, boys. I have a Lock it in. Hayna, take refuge behind the corner. Hold it, balls. Hold teeny. Teeny poon. Hold. Hold it. [screaming] Put the teeny away. Up to zip line. Hold it, balls. Oh, never mind. Never mind. Are they just waiting down there? What are they just just hanging around down there? Hey, team, boys. If we jump down fast enough, they won't even see us. We can flash the light. >> Okay. See you See you down there. Well, after I jump, you got to jump. Mhm. Mhm. Well, I'm going to I will jump with you. Are you ready? Three, two, Oh my god. One down, one down. Charge. Oh my god. One one down, one one down. Where is he? Where is he? Oh my god. Hey. >> We're good. New team, new team, new team. LeBron James. Wait. They're They're running at you. They are running at you. LeBron James. They caught me, boys. Quickly, quickly. Lock it in. Go. Go. I'll I'll hold door. I'll hold door. Rip it, rip it. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I missed. Oh my god. >> [screaming] >> I've never seen a team want to kill us more. >> [laughter] >> Who's the bobcat? No. >> [screaming] >> We We didn't initiate the attack. We didn't initiate the attack. Winning starts now. Damn it. >> wasn't initiated? The attack was not initiated. Also, it's cuz you were the team that Oh. >> [gasps and sighs] >> You little bit more goop? You said you would initiate. Take me out ever since that I said I was going to, and then I lied. I'm bringing bobcat. I'm bringing a bobcat. We're we're we're winning now. We're The winning starts right now. You want to You want to go You want to go fly around? I would love to fly around. >> Can't do that on snap. We can't do that on snap. What do you mean? >> do. Okay. >> Use the map. Change it? >> Go somewhere good. Okay. We are going to need zip lines. Luckily, I already acquired all the zip lines. You guys won't need anything. I will have all zip lines. Okay, perfect. Good. I'm going to trust you. I'm going to I'm not going to ask. I'm going to put my trust inside of you. I'm going to put it in you. Good. Put it in me. I'm putting it in you. I'm putting it in you. I'm putting it in you right now. >> to see the spit. Good. >> [screaming] >> This is our raid. All right, where's this wizard magic at, Hutch? Um we must This is a tech that is familiar to the Bungolator nation and the FMF uh united and the Mfam. It is an adaptation of the bung beetle. Oh. Oh. Come, come. I'm coming. I'm coming. There's a separate team on me. Oh my god. Go back. Go back. I think that would be you. >> Right over here. >> I killed him. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's his boys. That's his boys. I'm coming, Hutchison. Don't you worry. One should be dead. Nope. >> One on the right. Can be shot. Got one. Got one. That guy is dead. Got you. That guy should be one. Got another one. Got another one. Charge! Got him. Dead. >> [laughter] >> God, you're a team. What's this guy already looting? Oh, there's a bomb. There's a bomb. Oh, there he is. There [music] he is. Little beta group. Lay. Hey, how is this guy already looted, too? I thought we just killed these guys. All right, where's this wizard tech at? Show me your spouse, wizard. All right. So, this is how the tech is done. Okay. >> First, you must knock it on its side. >> Got it. Got it. No, not that side. Opposite side. Hold. Hold. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold. Hold. Knock it on its side. >> Got it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Nope. Wrong way. Wrong way again. Wrong way again. Actually, I might be able to do it just like this. Hold. [ __ ] Oh, oh, well. Well. >> [laughter] >> Well. You find another battery. >> You find another battery. Here we go. Now, this is what you do. This is the tech. You pick up the battery. And simultaneously as picking it Put the [ __ ] battery down. And follow instructions. No, not that way. Right there, stop. >> There we There we go. Oh. Oh. Oh, sorry about it. Sorry about it. On the side. >> There we go. Good. Good. Good. Good. There we go. Like you >> Oh, no. Not good. Not good. We need to go behind the rock. It's in that formation though. We need it right there. There we go. There we go. >> So now, if I do this and >> [laughter] >> Oh, [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> He's doing it. This is how it gets done. Don't worry, Gush. How we How did you do that? >> [screaming] >> you go, the farther you go, the higher you fly. Hop with me, boys. Al Peanut, we got to get it right back to where it was last time. Keep going. Oh, you want to send it? Let's send it. No. No. No. That's what I was afraid of. Okay. Let's go back down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We'll Yeah. We'll We'll do it again. Come on up, boss. >> All right. All right. That's fine. Here we'll do Well, good. Give me one more. >> knocking it on the side? Wait. No, not yet. >> Knocking it on the side? Put it back down. Nope. Nope. Nope. Knocking it on the side. Knocking it on the side. Put it down. Nope. Nope. Nope. Pick it up. Put it down. Okay. All right. I don't think it works. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Wait. You got this, boss. >> Hey. All right. All right. Listen. Listen. Listen. I need you to move it forward two paces. Okay, a little bit to your the right. All right. Little bit to the left. Smidgen. a smidgen. Just a smidgen. Okay, guide. Oh my gosh, this is perfect. He's thinking. He's thinking. Am I on? Yes. >> [laughter] >> No, don't say no. Don't say no. No! >> [laughter] >> [ __ ] All right, we got one more shot. We can't [ __ ] this up. I'm going to be honest. I think in the original location it was the best possible spot for this. See if Peanut can see it. Oh. Hey, you put that down. Sorry, boss. Guide. Here we go. All right. Now, let's carry it just Right there. Right there. Now we knock it on its side. Okay. Wrong side? Nope. >> [screaming] >> Okay, perfect. Now remember, pick up here where I'm at. Pick up. Okay. Turn to your left. You zip. That'll be to the right. All right. And watch this, Peanut. You want to drive? Absolute precision.
[45:37]You stretch first. Yeah, yeah. Couple squats. Couple squats. Couple of these. Yeah. Do that. Come on, dance with me. Do this. Quick spin. Don't shoot. Okay, and now. Fly! >> [screaming] >> Ah! I'm doing it, Bowse. I'm doing it. I'm doing it, Bowse. I'm Making you so proud. I'm doing it, Bowse. I'm doing it. Wow. That wasn't worth the time we spent at all. No, it wasn't, but >> [laughter] >> you know it's fun, man. Let's go farm the South American server of Arc Raiders. All right. [laughter] Sing. One more one more flight, Bowse. One more flight, Bowse. I just want to feel I just want to feel the wind on my face again. Is it worth it? You're enjoying it. >> I well, we we we we are we're kind of already 20 minutes deep in this endeavor. >> [laughter] >> Yeah! >> [screaming] >> I'm doing it, Bowse. I'm doing it, Bowse. I'm flying, Bowse. I'm I'm I'm feeling like an angel, Bowse. Wow. Still wasn't worth our time whatsoever. Now, let's run. Hey. >> It's a new day. It's a new dawn. It's a new me for me. >> [screaming] >> And I'm feeling I'm feeling good. Round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round round >> [gasps] >> That's a good song. I listen to that on Christmas sometimes or when I'm jerking off.
