[0:00]Don't do anything weird, like bring out a ring or like get down on one knee. Like I'm not in the mood today. All right. Just so we're clear. All right. I hear you.
[0:19]Can we agree there's a a bit of a curse on this? What do you mean like a bad a bad curse? In the sense of like, you know, we've had a couple of lovely interactions. Yeah.
[0:33]It's it wasn't like a a very enthusiastic. Yeah. It was it was undermining. Yeah. Yeah. Come on, we can own that like it's been vibey, it's been like. Yeah, it's been vibey to the point where you've been avoiding me for two years because the vibes were too much for you to handle. Powerful vibes. So, I'm actually surprised you're here. I'm also surprised I'm here as well.
[1:01]Do you believe in fate? I do believe in fate and destiny. Do you know the difference? I believe in fate. You do. Go on. Yeah. Give me an example. Um. When was it that we met?
[1:16]Are you a good dancer? Well, I've seen you dance. Oh, of course. There was a party that I was that I saw you dance at. Yeah, what did you think? I was like, she's dancing. Epic. It was epic. Honestly, your moves were epic. And everyone was like thrown off. Yeah. No. Like inspired. But also intimidated. No, I do remember. I just wanted you to relive it for me in this moment. I feel manipulated. I don't like games. Good. I don't like games, Amelia. Well, it's just fun. Is it fun? For the person that's like that's like pulling the strings. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like I don't like it. I'm cutting them. I'm not gonna be who you want me to be in this moment. I don't I'm not asking you to be anything but what you are. I'm just holding a mirror up. Yeah, and I look good.
[2:05]Do you think it's possible? Do you really think it's possible that that someone could be sat in this seat that might be like, wait a minute, I just realized this is it. Yeah. Do you not? I love that you're hopeful about it. I think I just I just think it's, you know, the setup is uh. But isn't it just like meeting someone at work? Yeah, ish. But like what other workplaces. I've never made it into a date. What workplaces? Your work. Your workplace. Yeah, exactly. How many of those relationships work out? I don't know. You you tell me. None. I mean, it's not it's it's like flash in the pan stuff usually.
[2:47]Are your Spidey senses tingling right now? Don't do that. You get one of those. I hope you enjoy it. I hope you enjoy that because that's that. It's over. Snog, marry, avoid. Go on then. Tom Holland, Toby Maguire, Amelia Dimoldenberg.
[3:03]Oh, it's unfair. This is really unfair. You're turning the screws on me. Okay. Oh, no. Because God, that's hard actually. I don't wanna avoid any of you, really. Okay, but you have to.
[3:19]No, I'm going to have to avoid you then. Because I can't I can't do that to either of those guys. I can do it to you. Because you're kidding me. No, I'm not kidding you. I mean, I'm going to do it to you. This is called flirting, Amelia. This is called flirting.
[3:33]We've had two meet-cutes. I can I'm gonna be myself, and I need you to know me fully. It's just gonna mess up with the sound. Can you just not. That's true, and I want to be considerate. Exactly. Exactly. The first date. Okay. Okay, I feel like I just arrived. First date. Do you kiss on the first date?
[5:14]Most of my first dates are like. What? What? Seriously? No, of course not. Okay. You like the ginger beer? Yeah. I hate ginger beer. It's so funny because it's like I go I go to a place, and then you're like, now we're not doing that. I knew you would do this. What? Do what? I knew you would do this. Just be aware of all of your moves. Yes, yes. I knew you would do this. Do you hate it? No, I don't. I think it's fun. It doesn't thrill you? No, it doesn't. People must have done this with you. You do it when I've seen you before. Yeah, because they like I I'm really a fan of what you do. I I like it, actually. I'm into it. What? You do? Yeah, because it's funny. Like it's it's funny someone Seeing you. Seeing what I'm doing. And naming it. And naming it. And calling you out on it. And you go slightly red. What?
[6:04]How was your 30th? How is how is it being 30? I love being 30. Do you? Did you like being 30? If you can remember. I did. Yeah. I love my 30s. I really love my 30s. Yeah.
[6:16]If we were to start a relationship, not saying that you would want to or that I would necessarily want to, but it.
[10:24]I think we should be friends. Okay. Great. Same. Done. Great. Should we just hang out? Okay. Did I just friend zone this situation? Yeah, I guess. Oh, I shouldn't have done that. Unless that's what you want. No, I don't know what I want. Okay. You haven't you haven't gone to know what you want. You have my number. Do I? Yes, you asked for my number at the party. I did. I feel like this is just like should be a practice round. I feel like we should do it again, actually, and better. Okay. This should just be like a rehearsal. I know we've like paid for everything. I've paid for everything. Yeah, when I say we, I mean you. Yeah.
[11:07]This fell less awkward than usual for you. Yeah, because you kept asking me loads of questions and making me be, like, serious. I'm sorry. Did I make you less funny? I don't know. We'll find out. Sorry. Okay, thank you. This has been We need to we need to stop now. But how?



