What Happens At The Penthouse Stays At The Penthouse | Arc Raiders

[0:00][music] Jeez, thank god we're not on first floor with the ugly, stinky, fat people. That's what first floor [music] is for. Not like up here on the third floor where these sexy, handsome, skinny, smart people are. >> Are we going to the rat maze? >> Mhm. Oh, wait. Oh, [ __ ] I forgot to put us on this. Oh my god. Wait, does he have a hat? >> I was wondering why we were here. I do. >> Yeah. >> Oh, oozi boozies. Uzi boozies. Okay. Quick, quick it get out. Quick it out. Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. >> This is all part of our plan. >> Mhm. >> Subvert the stream cipers. >> OH, LET'S RIDE AGAIN. I'm ready to rumble. Good. Good blam. You're lagging. >> I am. My game's tripping out. >> Uh, now's your chance. >> What the [ __ ] is GOING ON? >> I WAS JUST WATCHING FORIES. WATCH OUT FOR FREE. WATCH SIX. Stay frosty. >> Just don't sniff my ass. >> Of course. Of course. Of course. Of course. Yes. No. Take your time. Take your time. Don't you worry. We are guarding you. >> Going to climb up this the doozy right here. >> Got you. Got you next to the thing. What the hell? I've never seen that in my life. Yep. Climb up. dude tack. Dude tack over here. >> I've never been up here either. Is this a hangout spot? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is >> All All right. Sounds good. I'll start setting up. Don't you worry, boys. There's guys down here in the door, though. We got to be careful. Here we go. >> Here we go. Here we go. >> Okay. Really, dude? >> Here we go. >> Here we go. >> No, no, no. There's people down there. Be careful. >> Yeah, I'm coming back up. Oh, well, I can't go up there. >> Yo, they cannot get up. >> You can't even get up. >> Don't you worry, Gigi. I'm coming for you. Don't you worry. >> Don't you worry. I'm on the way. >> Wait, I'll light up the room. >> Oh, thank you. Thank you. >> Wait, they're here. They're here. They're here. Peanuts, >> I got you. I'm coming. I'm coming. She can't even get up. >> Come on in. The water's fine. >> We just need We just need Peanut to void the whole game >> and then we're good. >> You won't push us. You don't have the coonage. [gasps] >> You won't do it. You won't do it. You're You SUCK AND YOU'RE FAT. YEAH, YOU DOWN THERE. YOU'RE FAT. YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE FAT AND YOU'RE STINKY AND YOU'RE AND YOU'RE STUPID. >> FAT, UGLY, STINKY, stupid person. >> That's what you are. >> Yeah, you're stinky yourself. >> What? >> Wait, I think there's people pushing him FROM BEHIND. >> YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? [screaming] COME GET IT. >> I'M RIGHT HERE, [ __ ] I'M RIGHT HERE. YOU KNOW WHERE I DEFINE ME. >> YEAH, BRO. You all pushing here, you [ __ ] >> Good work. Good work. >> Yeah, you freaking suck, kid. >> Oh, they're just killing each other >> here. You guys freaking stink. >> Jesus Christ. >> You guys freaking stink. >> There's no way. >> Putting them through the ringer. >> What are you doing? >> Should we go down? It sounds like they [ __ ] killed each other. >> Yeah, I see we go down. >> Another team. Another team. Another team. Another team. >> Oh, retreat. Retreat. >> Another team. STOP. BACK UP. PET. >> OH MY GOD. NO. MY WALL. >> IT'S WORKING. IT'S WORKING. >> Stop [ __ ] up. >> I GOT YOU COVERED. >> I'm back. I'm back. It's okay. >> Nice. Yeah. >> It's working. It's working. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> There's one team down here, then two teams down below. >> Tech. Mhm. >> Flashbang. >> [ __ ] you, sir. [ __ ] you. >> You come up here if you think you've got the stones. [laughter] [gasps] >> Yeah. No, you stay down there, pal. That's an order. That's an order from top of command. Don't you disobey it. >> Is he going to come in here? >> You think I see he's got a Bobcat? >> Oh, just a B move. Never mind. >> Everybody on first floor is ugly and stinky and fat. Jeez. Thank god we're not on first floor with the ugly, stinky, fat people. That's what first floor is for. That's for the ugly, stinky, fat, stupid people. Not like up here. Not like up here on the third floor where these sexy, handsome, skinny, smart people are. First floor is for stupid fat people. Stupid fat, stinky [ __ ] That's what first floor is. I don't make the rules, guys. I just follow them. Hate to break it to you. [laughter] >> I'm sorry. I don't talk to stinky fat uh stinky fat stupid people. Um and hence you are because you're on the first floor. If you came up to the third floor, maybe I could have a conversation. [laughter] >> I don't I don't speak stinky fat boy. Uh I I don't I'm sorry. [laughter] >> I s I'm telling you it's like another language. I don't know what you're saying, sir. I don't I don't speak stinky and fat. >> Do you, Peter? Do you hear somebody talking? >> I I I HEAR SOMETHING, but it sounds like some type of stinky fat ugly language. >> Somebody viping. >> So, I can't quite understand what they're saying. >> I don't know. They sound kind of large. >> Yeah, kind of large. And [snorts] what is that? Oh, Jesus Christ. >> Smell. >> Jesus Christ. Now we got them. Now they'll come on up. >> I'M ISOLATED TURD AND THE GUYS IN THE NEXT ROOM THEIR MOM IS FAT. THEIR MOM IS FAT. >> Perhaps perhaps my mom is >> honestly I would not take that. I just heard those guys call your mom fat. I don't know about you guys but I wouldn't take that. I would not take that. >> Uh well no that's just me personally. I wouldn't I wouldn't take that. I don't know that you could do whatever you want to. I'm just doing what I would do. I would not take that. >> Ow, he cracked me. >> Uh, >> I will drop you some outside. >> Yeah, come here. Come in here real quick and drop me them. >> There's a guy with the torrent. Can you kill him? Can you kill him for me? >> Oh [ __ ] Can you kill >> I think they're about to work together. >> Yeah, I think that's what he just said. >> Oh, that's not good. That's not good. >> No, no, they're dead. They're dead. >> I'll throw deception into the plan. We'll never work with you. [ __ ] you guards. >> Oh my god, dude. They are actually just sitting down there in separate rooms jerking each other off. >> What if we just don't voipe at all and then they just get bored? Like what if I go take a piss right now? Thoughts? >> Piss tech. Perhaps. Perhaps. Let me see if I can go down there and ruffle up some some ruckus. >> Peanut, please don't. Isn't there a team there still? >> There's two teams. All right, I'm going to go take a piss. >> Yeah, there's a team right there. PEANUT. >> OH MY GOD, THEY'RE HANDSOME AND SEXY. >> RETREAT. RETREAT. >> Don't go down here. >> What? Come here. COME IN HERE. >> [ __ ] YOU. >> I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A PISS. >> Should I piss, too? Double piss tech. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Wait. I'm going to I'm going to pee and then you pee at the same time. >> All right. >> Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. I'm going to go pee. I don't like this P tech. >> Hey, hey, come say hello. >> Oh, we can all do the trick together. >> Are they saying my name now? >> Did it work? >> You guys actually went pee? >> Yeah. >> Had to go. I've been drinking. >> Can a goopa pee? Damn. >> This is crazy. >> Hold that [ __ ] in for six hours. >> Peanut. >> What? What? >> What if we both throw a trigger grenade at this guy at the same time? >> I I don't have Where's he? >> In the in the doorway. In the door. >> Three, two, one. Now, >> how did he not die? >> How did he not die? >> Psych. >> Psych. >> Prank you. Psych. Give me that. >> Psych. All right, guys. Are we all just going to sit here with our dick in our hand for the next eight and a half minutes? Let's get to blasting. >> I see we kill this team first, cuz these these two teams will go on fight. >> Where I pinged? There's a guy where I pinged. It's not just >> I should we kill these guys first and then and then and then these two will fight. >> I think there's guy. Is there a team there or no? >> Yeah. So, there's there's a guy over here. >> I'm going to turn on my cheats. I'm going to turn on my sheets on. >> It's a full 360 and there's people underneath us. This is insane. We had either three teams fighting. Yes, this is good. >> Wait, they are fighting. >> Wait, they're knocking. >> And we knew they would get impatient. >> Good. >> Maybe we start acting like we're shooting. [screaming] HE'S GONE. DO I HAVE A FAMILY? >> I MEAN, I say YOU'RE DOWN. RES ME. RES ME. I'M DOWN. I'M [screaming] PLEASE. I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR. PLEASE. PLEASE. I'VE GOT A WIFE AND kids at home. Please. >> He's dead. Hey, hey, >> I'm coming, Pina. I'm coming. I'm coming. >> Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. >> I don't have a defense. I DON'T NEED DEF. >> OH MY GOD. NO. TU, YOU'RE DOWN AS AS WELL NOW. AND I'M JUST SAYING IT SO THAT THE YOU KNOW, TOO. >> YES. YES. >> OH NO. NO. TU, DON'T DIE. YOUR [ __ ] IS TOO BIG. >> YES. YES. YES. >> OH MY GOD. NO. IT'S TOO GIRTHY. DON'T DIE. TU. >> There's no There's >> GOT ONE. GOT ONE. GUYS, I JUST GOT ONE. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. I'M GOING IN. GOING IN. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. They are handsome and sexy. >> By the gods. There's a team over yonder as well. >> When did those guys get here? Burst >> that guy, Peanut, if you can in this throw away. Wait, I don't see him. >> There's no down guy here. >> There he is. Yeah, I just down him in there. >> Be careful. Come back up. Come back up. There's too many people. >> Oh my god. Oh my goodness. >> Come back up. Come back up. >> No. I've got this. I've got this. I'VE GOT THIS. I'VE GOT THIS. We got 5 minutes, boys. We're going to make great haste. These two are the same team. The the two >> I had to dismantle this wall. >> Was it the same team on the two walls? It was the SAME TEAM THE WHOLE TIME. >> REALLY? >> Are the twoy next to the thingabob? It was two. It's the same team. >> 5 minutes left. >> I see one right here. >> I repeat, 5 minutes. >> HE'S WATCHING. HE'S GOING CHARGE. I'm dead. No, I'm not. Someone down. On me. On me. I see you. I see him. EAT MY POOPY. MY [ __ ] EAT MY POOPY. MY [ __ ] >> GOTCHA. [ __ ] YOU. >> [ __ ] YOU. YOU WIN, SON. YOU WIN. >> OH [ __ ] >> I'M COMING. I'M COMING. GOT HIM. >> I couldn't. I was too. Don't you worry. We get you. We get you. Tip two top sh another take over under it. >> They're behind you. >> Go, go, go. >> I just heard them. >> Oh my goodness. They're handsome and sexy. One down. What the hell is that guy doing? >> GET OUT OF HERE, YOU SCUMBAG. >> YEAH. YEAH, he is. I [ __ ] fried him. You want to push him? >> Yeah, we can. >> We're doing it. We're doing it. Everybody over here's dead. We're good. We're good. I got them all. They're dumb AND POOR. DAMN IT, >> DUDE. We have to pick this [ __ ] up and get out. >> Pick what up? THIS GUY GOT POCKET LANDING THREE PENNIES ON HIM. V4. >> Oh no, there should be more bodies in this room. >> I killed this one. >> So we get to the extract. All of them are going to be going towards it. >> Already checked this guy. >> Goof goof goof. >> Can we take right here? >> Yeah. >> Oh man. Plenty of time. >> Wait. Sandbox hatch. We go down these stairs or no. >> Yeah, we can go. Yo, we can go to the house. It's really close. >> We go to the >> 20 seconds to get there. >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Jesus Christ. >> What is happening? >> All right, let's leave. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Ah, too savvy if you ask me. >> Hey, that wasn't bad for the first stellar rat [ __ ] festival. >> Exactly. All we had to do was sit there and do nothing for 20 minutes and then kill people for another 30 seconds. [laughter] >> Excellent work out there, boys. Excellent work. I'm getting word that YOU GUYS BOTH GOT BOBCATS, double fours. >> No. [laughter] >> Yeah, believable story. >> Those are the guys that I killed. One came up and he was see >> how hard it is to push that [ __ ] room though up that spiral staircase. [laughter] It's like >> Well, I think we underestimated the the the capabilities of the stream snipers to sit there and do nothing for 20 minutes as well. >> Just make them all fight each other, you know. >> Well, I mean, we were one Hey, you guys want to team up and kill the streamers away from all dying? I'm kind of surprised it did happen. >> We would have killed them all. >> Yeah, easily. [laughter] >> Bring a thousand more men. Bring 10,000 more men. >> What would they dismantle every single wall they give to [laughter] us? >> Absolutely not. Absolutely not. >> He has to tell. You can deduce the weapon he is going to with the guns he chooses. That is true, Edwin. Or or you can TELL BECAUSE WE JUST SAID IT. THAT also could be a clue. That also could be a clue. Whichever way you want to do it. Whichever way you want to do it. Let's ride best free of the night right here, boys. I can I'm sinc. But I mean, >> I'm not doing that again. That was 20 minutes of sitting up there beating our [ __ ] About 30 seconds of action. >> Oh, the cler right here is upset. A >> clue. There is a lot of [ __ ] AR down there. >> Who is he upset at? I'm not seeing nobody. >> Oh, Tos. >> We got to We got to go up. We got to go up. Oh [ __ ] The pop. >> I'm popping it open for a real fella. They're breaking it right here. The breaking right here. >> Yeah. Third floor. Third floor right here. >> I'm finishing off the beach. Right. As soon AS I GET THIS DOOR OPEN, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, PAL. OH MY GOD, HE'S handsome and sexy. You got a bunk head. HE'S GOT A BUNK HEAD. That just >> mine. [ __ ] [ __ ] him with that. >> This guy with the orange pants. They can get you. They think you >> I killed one. So there should be >> the door. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. Okay, >> I'm going in. >> They're dead. >> I threw a leap for unit at them. You saw that >> below us. They might as it be ready. >> Oh, this guy's juice. >> We're stupid. We're stupid. >> No, no, no, no. It's coming up. >> Watch it. Watch. Watch. >> He's coming up. Coming up. Nice. >> Get out of here. >> Eat my poop, sir. Eat my Z. >> Get a little bit of light ammo for this bad boy. Oh, it's got three durability. How sublime. >> Where's his other teammate? >> I don't know. Maybe they're a duo. >> Huh? >> You per chance per baby. Is that down below on middle or top floor? >> They're breaking on me. I'm being on peanut. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> There he is. GOT HIM. OH. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm on life support. So you guys are on your own for a second cuz you up for a short battle. One moment two. He's right here. >> Come on, James. >> Oh, they weren't even there. >> That did nothing. >> They were scared. >> Where' that one guy that I I doubt go? >> They getting back up. >> Oh my gosh. The stupid clinkers, >> dude. I'm Wait, you guys going in this way? I'm going to do a little flaky on him. I'm coming in the rear. I'm coming in the rear. Oh, I see him. He's right there. >> The hell is he doing? Got one. >> Wait, >> got another one. Got another one. Two down. Where did the third guy go? >> All dead. All dead. >> Nice. >> Hello, sir. How you doing? >> Good, bro. >> More people coming. >> That's great to hear, sir. That's great to hear. >> Love you guys. Uh, love you too, sir. Have a good one. Little bit of goop. >> Damn, bro. You look sick as [ __ ] boy. >> I thank you, sir. I have been working on my figure. I appreciate it. >> On you, dude. [laughter] The banana. >> You know how it is. You know how it is. You know, I like I like to show up and show out. Peanut. >> I like to show up and show out. You know what I'm talking about. [snorts] >> You [ __ ] on my brother without ban. >> Thank you, good. >> Thank you, good chair. I honestly almost want to revive you with how kind and generous you are, sir, with the compliments. >> No. Uh, grab my anvil. What do I have? Anvil. I got >> take it. You can have it. >> Okay. Thank you, Go. Little bit of goop. >> Little bit of goo. >> There's team over here somewhere. >> I know. I heard him. >> Suck it. Good. I'm I tell you, I was about to revive that guy. >> THAT'S HOW YOU SUCK IT. THAT'S how you suck it right there. Oh, they just opened this door. They're throwing a trigger grenade. >> They're destroying the ceiling for some reason. Hit >> him with that. >> Someone got his head. >> Okay. Go. >> What? >> You winning out this shine? >> I made a Oopsie. >> Oh, I'm dead to fire. Oh, good to give me. >> Shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. >> Oh my gosh. >> You winning, Shy? You winning? >> I can't, dude. Wait, that's going to get on you, isn't it? >> You're good. I'm safe. >> Okay. >> Ah, shoot. Wait. Puppy's going to take care of you. >> You go. >> Thank you. >> I was thinking I could push him with >> There might be another team. >> My full health, but I guess not. >> Little bit of goop. Here we go. Perfect. Anvil splitter. Oh, and it's got the blue compensator on it. That's massive. >> One trigger needle. >> That's good goop. That's good goop. Good eye, boys. Good >> a bobcat on THIS GUY. >> [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. THIS GUY'S GOT A BOBCAT, TOO. DON'T TRY. WAIT. NO. NO. NO. NO. [screaming] NO. NO. NO. THAT WAS A TRIPLE BOBCAT RE. I I NEVER EVEN HAD ONE OF THOSE. [ __ ] that guy. [ __ ] that guy specifically. Actually burn in hell in the game of course. Get AIDS in the game of course and die in the game of course in Ocraters. I cannot believe he just did that to us. I cannot believe that just happened. That hurts little boys. That's a Bobcat loss right there. That one hurts a little bit. Don't remember if there's >> that one's one you think about at night for a couple weeks. >> That was fun while it lasted. Killed a lot of people. >> Yeah, I was having a great time. I was having a great time and then and then I wasn't. You're going to make it. >> Okay, now don't jinx me. >> Nah, you got this [snorts] 100% in the bag. You're basically already out. Why do you guys die so often? Hey, good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Good question. Have you tried [ __ ] yourself, sir? You did it. >> The dirt legend. >> You're excellent rail so I could give it to you, >> but I left it on the body to try to let you take it. >> Dang it. Now I've got AIDS.