[0:00]There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it. So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it. Like maybe building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower. Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain. It's over here. Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane. Genius! As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall. Come on, Perry! So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all. So stick with us cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all. Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
[1:03]So, Ferb, what do you want to do today?
[1:07]What about Perry? What does he want to do? Well, he's a platypus. They don't do much. I for one am starting to get bored, and boredom is something up with which I will not put. The first thing they're going to ask us when we get back to school is what do we do over summer? I mean no school for three months, our life should be a rollercoaster. And I mean a good rollercoaster, not like that when we rode at the state fair. Please exit to the left. Man, that was lame. Why if I built a rollercoaster I would That's it! I know we're going to do today. Phineas, Ferb, I'm going to go pick up a few things. You boys stay out of trouble, okay? Okay, Mom. We're going to build a rollercoaster! I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge. Relax, Candace. Nobody has to be in charge. But what if there's an emergency? Like what? What if a satellite falls out of orbit and crashes into the house? If that happens, you're in charge. Yes! Mom says I'm in charge, conditionally. Whatever. Wait a minute, what are you doing? Homework. It's summer. That's cool. You wait until the last minute then. Well, I'm watching you. And I'm in charge. Conditionally!
[2:19]Hello? Oh, hi Stacy. No, I can't go to the mall right now. Mom just went to the store. She left me in charge. Well, you know, conditionally. Oh, if you go, can you see if Jeremy is there? No, no, he's the cute one that works at Mr. Slushy Burger. Yeah, he totally smiled at me last time I was there. I just about died. No, I told you I can't. I'm watching my brother and stepbrother. Yeah, and they never get into trouble 'cause Mom never catches them. One of these days though, I'm gonna see to it that she catches them red-handed. Well, you hold it down. I am trying to use the phone. Mom left me in charge, so there'll be no shenanigans today. What are they doing right now? Why do you ask? What do you mean you could see it from your house? See what? Phineas, what is this? Do you like it? Oh, I'm gonna go tell Mom, and when she sees what you are doing, you are going down. Down, down, down! D-O-W-N, down! We're going to need a blowtorch and some more peanut butter. Hey Candace, is Phineas?
[3:17]Down, down I say! Hey, Phineas. What you doing? Building a rollercoaster. In your backyard? Some of it. Wow. Isn't that kind of impossible? Some might say. Hey, Ferb! Does your stepbrother ever talk? Ferb? He's more of the man of action.
[3:40]I was going to go to the pool. You want to go swimming? Kind of in the middle of something here. Oh, right. Okay, I'll see you later then. Okay. Hey, Ferb, you got enough rivets up there?
[3:56]Hey, where's Perry?
[4:07]Good morning, A.G.T. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks. For reasons unknown to us, he's bought up 80% of the country's tin foil. I want you to get over to his hideout right away, find out what he's up to, and put a stop to it. As always, A.G.T., it is imperative that your cover identity as a mindless domestic platypus remains intact. Now, get out there. We're all counting on you.
[4:36]So the way I see it, the solid fuel rockets kick in in the mall parking lot. Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew around the interstate. I'm going to go get the snakes.
[4:47]Mom, you got to come home right now. Did a satellite crash into the house? No, no, no. You got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing. Seems like we've had this conversation before. What do you mean? I seem to recall you telling me that the boys were training monkeys to juggle bicycles, and when I came home, there was a stunning lack of monkeys. I still don't know how they clean that up so fast. So what's the emergency this time? They're building a rollercoaster! Candace, seriously. Isn't Phineas a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer?
[5:14]Aren't you a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer? Yes, yes I am.
[5:21]Well, I must say, I'm very impressed. The forms all seem to be in order, although I've never seen them filled out in crayon before, so if there's anything I can get you, anything at all, just let me know. Do you think we could borrow one of those gadgets?
[5:35]Now this is the life.
[5:44]Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise. And by unexpected, I mean completely expected.
[5:56]I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire Eastern seaboard in tin foil! And when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious magnetism magnifier, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing rotation of the Earth. You may well ask yourself, why would he do this? What could he possibly have to gain? Well, let me just answer that by saying I haven't really worked out all the bugs yet. I mean, you know, the tin foil alone cost a lot. But Mom, I'm telling you, they're building it and it's huge! Phineas and Ferb present the coolest coaster ever, now open! Mom! Phineas and Ferb got a rollercoaster? You think we get a discount if we bring the flyer? Maybe we better take it. Here, look, look, look, see? I told you I'm not crazy, I told you! And you're not crazy because.
[6:48]I see your point, Candace. No crazy person would scream at a post like that. I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese or anything.
[7:09]Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making, the coolest coaster ever!
[7:38]So, who wants to go first?
[7:42]To fasten, insert the tab into the metal buckle. To release, just pull back on the Oops. Well, you get the picture. Well, that's about it. Enjoy the ride. You all signed the waivers, right?
[8:06]Relax, they're just rubber.
[11:27]Khwahsan. Anyone wanna Khwahsan? So what should we do tomorrow?
[11:40]There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list. You know, if that thing crashes to Earth, Candace is in charge.
[12:00]We should have charged more. Okay, we're here. Are you happy now, Candace?
[12:07]Yes! See, Mom? I told you they weren't there. Oh, hi, boys. Hi, Mom. Come on, Candace, help me with the groceries. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but! Hey, Phineas, that was great! Way too cool! That was awesome! Can we do it again? Sorry. Only one ride per customer. That was great, Phineas. So what are you going to do tomorrow? Don't know yet. Maybe you can teach Perry some tricks. Well, he is a platypus. They don't do much. They're the only mammals to lay eggs. Maybe he'll lay an egg. Cool. See you tomorrow. It really was the coolest coaster ever. You guys make a great team. Well, a brother is a brother. But I couldn't have asked for a better one than Ferb. You know what I mean? Oh, man, I can smell the peanut butter. That was impressive. See you, guys. So what should we do tomorrow? There's a world of possibilities. Maybe we should make a list.
[13:07]Mom! Give it a rest, Candace.
[13:18]Yes! Hey, Ferb! It's Candace's birthday! We got to do better than last year.
[13:28]Not our best work. This time it's got to be something huge! She's Candace. Like the Venus de Milo, except she's not armless and handless.
[13:42]She's got a big honking truckload of ship lunching qualities. And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a praying mantis. Candace. Our name with heaven letters. Only wears the sign of swimming. She's got an allergy to dairy. That chick's anything but ordinary. Perry?
[14:09]This is yours, I believe. Happy birthday, Candace. I made you a special breakfast. And after that, we have a surprise. What is it? Where is it? We have to drive to it.
[14:22]Is it the mall? No. Okay. But it's the mall, right? No, it's not the mall. Wait, please don't tell me we're going to Mount Rushmore. Isn't it great? Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain. It was Phineas and Ferb's idea. You're welcome. Okay, you lot go on ahead, I'll find a parking spot and meet you there. We're going up to the monument. Come on, Perry. Okay, we'll join you in a minute. Okay, Candace, it's your birthday. You can pick out anything you want. Oh, what about the Mount Rushmore bobbleheads? Mom, that's lame. Okay. How about this cute cuddly made Lincoln? Jeremy? Hi, Jeremy. Hey, Candace. What are you doing here? Uh, I'm just here on the Mr. Slushy Burger worker exchange program. Um. Well, it's my birthday today, and I got to check something. Back in a flash, K. Where'd they go? Hi, Mrs. Fletcher. Oh, hi, Isabella. What brings you girls here? Fireside Girls Field Trip. Um, is Phineas here? Mhm. He and Ferb are up at the monument.
[15:35]Possibilities. Hey, where's Perry?
[16:04]Good morning, A.G.T. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to no good again. We just discovered his new hideout is located inside Lincoln's head at Mount Rushmore. I, I know. You were just there. Poor planning on our part, actually. Sorry.
[16:24]Phineas! Ferb! Oh!
[16:29]Hey, honey. What are them kids doing up on the monument? Let me see that.
[16:36]Mom! Mom, you've got to see this now. Here, look! Oops, ran out of time. Oh.
[16:48]Can't look now.
[16:52]Oh, old reliable geyser, how exciting! I'm just going to go back to the gift shop.
[19:28]She's getting closer!
[19:32]We're running a little behind schedule. Go to plan B. Plan B, girls!
[19:39]You are going to be shocked by what I'm about to show you, Mom.
[19:45]I guess some things look better in photos. Oh, it's Dad. Hi, honey. I found an absolutely brilliant parking space.
[19:54]Great. I'll meet you at the gift shop, dear. I still have to buy that big stick.
[20:02]Huh? Now.
[20:21]Huh? Oh. White. It's beautiful! Mom! Mom! Mom, I got to show you something right now. Come on, follow me. Candace, are you still trying to get the boys in trouble? No, no, no, this is a great thing. Oh, it's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. You know, Candace, this is the second time I've climbed up there. I'm already down half a dress size. Come on, hurry! Ah, Perry the Platypus, your timing is impeccable. And by impeccable, I mean completely impeccable. You are just in time to witness my latest scheme. Behold my drillenator! I will bore a tunnel to China, build a toll highway, and make millions. So as they say in China, Adios. No, it's not the mall. Wait, please don't tell me we're going to Mount Rushmore. Isn't it great? Four American presidents carved into the side of a mountain. It was Phineas and Ferb's idea. You're welcome. It's Mount Rushmore!
