[0:00]Hello, Megan. Hi. Oh God. Come on.
[0:12]Excuse me. This is going to be fun. Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. It's the Beverly Ho Billies. Squeeze me? Oh no, you did. I'm sorry, but uh we just saw your new video. Yeah, they had a screening over at Sack fifth Avenue in the security office. A cleptomaniac. Your mother shops at sacks. What?
[0:50]Oh my God. You want to talk about mother. Oh my God. You want to talk about mother. I can take. It's mother time. Okay, your mother's so dumb. She went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear. Something's wrong Dr. Dre, my coochie's doing a beep box. Yeah, well, your mother is so stupid. She exercises when she could just get like liposuction or something. Your mother is so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this. Your mother is so like she's so Megan, you go. Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's rooftop deck restaurant for lunch and orders a nisois salad and calls it a Nicoy salad. Nicoy salad, right? Your mother's ass is so hairy. It looks like Don King's about to pop out of the thing. Woman in America. Your mother's so stupid that she goes into Gucci and she tries to buy like Fendi instead. Megan, Heather, come on now girls. Is this any way to speak to your party guests? Wow, Britney and Tiffany Wilson. Haven't seen you since you were smaller. Yeah, well, we're all grown up now. Yeah, I can see that. Ladies, I fully expect to see you later at the white party. I think it's going to be the best one ever. We'll be there. Take care. Bye. Bye Mr. B. Good seeing you again. This isn't over yet. This is a long weekend. You better watch your back. Ladies. Whatever.
