[0:00]there were these boys in our grade who were not kind to them. Well I need you to beat them up, Chi-Chi. Like, it just needs to happen. Why should I? See? Like I told you he wouldn't care. This is literally like the worst day of my life and he'll probably call me Uges too. Did you just say Yuges? Yeah.
[0:29]Yuges is the worst thing you can be called. The list of Yuges is vast. They're all heinous dogs. There's a list? Look, I'm not gonna beat up a seventh grader, but I can teach you some words. Um, what do they look like? Um, well, like, um, Brant, he like has this like chestnut silky hair and it's like he has brown honeydew. No, what are his bad features?
[0:58]Oh. Um, I think he's like He's like short. Mhm. That's true. Yeah, that's good. Is that good? And like, um, Stacy Davies told me that she gave him a handy when his dad was sick to help him feel better and she said he's not circumcised and it looks like an aardvark. That's what she said. Okay, for sure you're gonna wanna bring up that aardvark dick. Okay. Okay, this is what you're gonna say. Okay. Hey, you porcupine midget piece of shit, I wouldn't touch that aardvark dick with a 10-foot pole. So suck it, bitch.
[1:34]You got it? Yeah. Yeah. That was great. All right. Okay. All right. Stacy, Davies, Stacy, Davies.
[1:52]You guys, you guys. After school, I'm gonna bitch out Brett and Dustin. Imagine that.
[2:02]She's gonna get her butt kicked.
[2:09]You can do this. Like don't let anyone stop you from this. Yeah.
[2:30]What's up? What's up? You midget. What are you doing? Midget. Okay. Midget. You midget. Aardvark. You got an aardvark. You got an aardvark. I I have a dog. What? You have a dog? You're a piece of shit. Yeah, you're a piece of shit! Oh, damn, you gonna take that? Midget piece of shit! Yeah! What?! Yeah! What?! Yeah! Yeah! Come on! Come on! Bat! Yeah! Yeah! You're a midget piece of shit! You gonna take that? You gonna take that? Don't take that! What? You're a midget piece of shit! Yeah! And you got an aardvark dick and that's why your dad died! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Go! Go! Ow! Ow! Oh! Oh!
