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Which organ would you UPGRADE? 🤔 #roblox #robloxrant #rblx #relatable #rant

Rantius Bloxus

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[0:00]Which organ would you upgrade? A creepy man in a dark alley offers to sell you some high quality super organs. Just don't ask where he got them. Here are the options: Hyper lungs turn you into the master of endurance. You can sprint at full speed for miles without getting tired and hold your breath for up to 30 minutes. Cyber eyes give you perfect vision, but that's not all. Now you can zoom in and switch between modes like thermovision and night vision. But no X-ray, don't even think about it. Ultraliver instantly neutralizes all toxins. Alcohol, poison, junk food, your body cleans it all without damage. It also prevents weight gain for some reason. Nano skin works like light armor. It resists cuts, extreme heat and electricity. It's even bulletproof, though getting shot might still break a rib. Echo cords let you imitate every sound or voice you ever heard. They also make you an incredible singer. Oh, and there's also Uber bladder. It lets you hold your pee for an entire week. You can only afford two, so

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