[0:00]Hey! Uh! Can I get this steak please? Sure. How would you like your steak? Um. Well done. Oooo Is there a problem? Well done is not recommended by the chef. What is he? A vampire? Just make it medium well. No problem. Chef? The guy at table 12 wants his steak medium well.
[0:24]Tell him to go to McDonald's. What was that? I said Get out of my restaurant! 20 years! 20 years and he wants to tell me how to do my job? Your steak sir. Oh, that was quick! What's this? It's still alive! Did you cook this with a Bunsen burner? I'll tell the chef. Tell him cook it properly this time. [Gasps] Matter of fact, tell him to burn it! What? Yeah! Tell him, put it in the oven until it's black and chargrilled and serve it with a bottle of water and ketchup. Okay. Bottle of water, ketchup. Got it! I'll tell the chef.
[1:02]Where are you? Get out! Whoa!



