[0:04]Crime News at 9, terror is spreading across Speranza as a new arc threat emerges. Known as the Vaporizer, this new death machine has been committing war crimes targeting Bungulaters across topside. Locals have dubbed it space Satan and the space pitcher. We spoke with a witness at the scene of the latest massacre who described watching the chaos unfold right before his eyes. I done seen that flying piece machine, damn near take out the whole colony. Me, my 13 kids. We were just feeding the chickens out back when I saw this cosmic fidget spinner coming right for us. Oh, I drink a lot, but I don't drink that much. That thing looked like a frisbee that cap promoted the management. Just started vaporizing people left right and center. Worst thing is exploded my best lawn chair. Oh, Barbara, had a cup holder on each side. I ain't never going to find another like her. Raiders are warned to use extra caution when gooping and to travel in groups where possible. More at 10. All right, Mr. Hunch, first raid of the day. By the way, have you played this game again? I have. I have. It's hell. Good. Dude, I'm telling you, I've never been more excited for anything, I think on this stream, other than this rust thing. There's things that have been close like the Bungie and the Wop. I've never been excited. It's been the best. It's been the best. Rust is going to be really fun. I think our biggest problem, and I think your chat will agree. I have done many many of Rust's events and many many of Rust's servers in my day. Believe it or not, I used to play Rust religiously. Yeah. You got to have. They're always ruined by sweats. Every single one, every Rust rival tournament, every Dude, no, I know. I I I already fixed that. I I I've barred all Rust streamers from joining, and I texted Timmy and Truck, and I said they have to take it easy on everybody else. And they agreed. They agreed. As long as that stays that way, it will be good. I see one in the middle of the field right here. I'm coming, I'm coming. I'm coming.
[2:18]It once. Hit it twice. Hit it twice. It again. Be careful. To the right of him by the tree. No, I'll be seeking out the the I'll Lucy, you catch by on his rear. Look down there.
[2:35]Cover my six. Cover my six. Looking. Other one's running farther. Catch you. Catch you. Okay. I'm going back to my six. Hey, you still down there? We're only got one more to take. You're using it? Is he still on that same location? One knocked. Oh nice. One's over here somewhere. I'm looking, I'm looking. Oh my god, he's sees me, he's sees me already. I'm coming. He's right behind the house. He's going, he's going towards the charge. He's going towards the charge. I'm looking. I don't see him. Oh, they're both back up. They're both back up. Heard.
[3:13]It's still on me, despite him missing two bullets. He's down there. This guy's in hell right now.
[4:30]They're going to they're going to try and go under. Get you watch. Get you watch. Come down, come down, come down. I got you watch. I got you watch. Don't you worry.
[4:53]Hey, you like that? How do you like that and she didn't? All right, I'm going to get a little bit of scoop and then we go right to the red lazers and once.
[5:16]Oh, good work. Holy shit, look to the right. Oh my gosh. Let's go left. Let's go left. That's a good thinking. That's a good thing. By the way, I don't know if you see that, but there is someone being pissed on right at the gas station. That's pretty normal for but let's investigate this one specifically. Yeah.
[5:54]Okay, all right. This guy's in hell right now. You're terrible, you're ass, you're horrible, you're ass.
[9:27]Excellent, great, gentlemen, excellent, great. All right. All right, one out of two, not too bad, not too bad. And I made a friend. That's right, and then you told your friend that his mom drinks you off. Five times. All right. He would have murdered me, man. That would have been hilarious. If you use your photo like that you cook in the middle of one of them killing you, does it stop killing you? No, has to be before the agro happens. But don't worry, I have a cured for this problem. Okay. You take a snap hook and you snap hook on top of the pitcher. Okay. And then you take a Torrente and you shove it up its ass and it works like a charm. You about the vaporizer? It kills it quick. Okay, all right, that's what we'll do that. That's what we'll do. I I'll grab a Torrente level four. Also, has anyone ever heard from Dylan Dance? And she said, well, he's been in here a couple times in the past two weeks. I just been kind of ignored him. Uh, we're not a podcast and said that we were his biggest on members, so I don't know if life is going too well for him right now. Mr. Hunch, Mr. Hunch, are you liking the new update? Are you are you impressed with it? I know you haven't been impressed with the previous update. You you are you you digging this? I I I I like it. I think it's pretty good. I like it. I like that they're doing something.
[10:58]Uh, am I am I someone who loves to kill flying around laser beams? No. Uh, but I'm happy that that that's something not a ball that we already had in a drone that we already had. I'm not connecting by the way. Are you in? I no, I'm taking a little longer. I'm taking a little longer. Me too. So yeah, I mean I'm happy that they're doing something. The the problem is Okay. This is the only thing that they've done in two months that's really been worth a damn and connection. I lost connection as well. Uh, please please don't please don't take my items. I need to Oh god. Please don't take my items. Please don't do this. This is my last shield. This is my last shield too. Go. Yeah, I mean listen, man. It's it's it's fun and I I I I like it. It's just we've been doing it so much where like they're going to have to really put some fucking cool shit in this game for me to want to throw those hours into it again. Oh yeah. They had me they had me by my balls, snapped to a stool, but now it's just you know, it's a little I don't know. Let them speak to the people. I'm so not going to give the game. Me neither. You think we can join a random Rush server or do you think it would be three and a half seconds before 500 naked people show up and beat us with the. Yeah, it's impossible for you. Okay. Okay. Impossible. You ask how I'm feeling about the update and everything. I I I think the update is pretty good. I like it. Yeah. But let me tell you, I've been kind on that variety grind and I like it. I like it. I like it. Keep it fresh, keeps it focused. It does. Are you are we do we give up? I think so.
[12:39]Okay. All right. Here we go. Attention. Raiders. We have reports of surveyors scanning the area under Vaporizer escort. We're not sure what'll happen if they find what they're looking for, but it may be worth keeping an eye on.
