no i was definitely not spoiled as a kid 😌

[0:00]Third wheeling my parents' date and making it all about me. So I'm back home for a while, and my parents always go on these lovey-dovey weekend dates. And I knew it was the perfect opportunity to live my dream as a spoiled little brat. So I tagged along and said, father, your son is living off of convenience store food abroad alone. Can I have your credit card, please? And my dad was like, no, get a life. And I said, thank you. So that's why we're at Gucci to try on some new shoes, because I want some new shoes. So I got some new shoes. Then our next stop is Hermes. I wanted a new wallet to store all of my piles of nonexistent cash. Pretty sure it's going to stay empty, but at least we look bougie while being broke. Our last stop is Louis Vuitton, because I wanted a Louis Vuitton belt. Sorry, I got excited. I am now practically forcing my dad to live by a new motto, happy wife, happy adult child. Happy life. I had enough fun. So we're going back home. Yay, feels good to be privileged. But these were all empty. I live off of 7-Eleven food. I'm broke. You just got Kris'd. Gucci, Gucci, ah, this is so dumb. I'm sorry for wasting your time.