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ARC RAIDERS IS THE GAME OF THE YEAR | 2nd Tech Test | DAY 1

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[0:00]Yeah, I'm not sure what just happened there, but I'm going to pretend like none of that existed and continue looting.
[5:41]Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I forgot he Oh god.
[5:41]You're lucky Jeff Bezos is on your side or I would have won that [ __ ] Excellent raid, gentlemen.
[5:41]We got to we got to get to that long PR looking building and take it for ourselves.
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[0:00]Let's ride. Stay frosty, boys. It's about to get a little intense. I'm not going to lie to you. Probably diplomacy is going to be our best friend here. We're going to be facing three sweaty dudes each time we try to fight. Oh, Mr. Crabs. Gotcha. What is that? Oh, tangos. Tigle tingles. Follow me. I pee itchy. Probably should get that checked out by a doctor. That could be some type of itchy pee pee syndrome. Oh, a guy's red rocket. Go, go, go. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the do gun thing. We can sprint faster without our stuff. How about Landmark? I don't think Landmark's supposed to believe me. He's more of a serious gamer. He's probably seriously gaming right now. Oh, wait. Oh, we're in the red zone. What? [ __ ] that guy. We're just over here. Oh, this is the red zone. Oh, okay. Okay. Wait. I see this. What are the structures in the red zone? Okay. Okay. Lock in. Three magnets. Is somebody getting a phone call? What is that? What is that? I'm not ready to you. Hooray. Oh, I didn't bring any heals. Oh, yes. Yes, I did. One down, two to go. Mr. Silly. Wait, did he not die? Mr. Silly, where'd he go? Mr. Silly, enough of these games. Reveal yourself. Mr. Silly never existed. Yeah, I'm not sure what just happened there, but I'm going to pretend like none of that existed and continue looting. Oh [ __ ] Oh, we're getting scanned. We're getting scanned. We deliver field crate. What is that? I I don't know what that is. Oh my god. Jeff Bezos just Amazon package drivers down from orbit. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] What the Oh my god. Get out of here. Oh, what the hell? He's got his brothers. Mr. Crabs at the time. Gotcha. Hey, you see what I did? You little amigo, did you? Yeah. Get your ass over here. Yeah. Yeah. Dy, boy. Anymore. Here we go, boys. That's how you do it. That's how you do it, gentlemen. That's how you get rid of Jeff Bezos and his goonies. Got to show dominance. Can't show any fear. Now, where's this little poop [ __ ] that made all that ruckus? Oh, wait. Oh. Oh, they're trying to extract. They're trying to get out of here quickly. Don't let them escape. Initiating sequence. An Arc orbiter is on route. Safe windows closing. 10 minutes to get out of there. I repeat, 10 minutes. Mr. Silly. Oh, what an [ __ ] He didn't even let me mon there for a second. I was going to like make fun of him and [ __ ] Reload. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I've never even seen that guy before. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[5:41]Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's leave. We're red. We're red. We're red. And all we had to do is be massive pieces of [ __ ] Hooray. Hooray. That dude just went back to Tarov. Yeah. One more. One more Taup player. One more Tarot player. Oh my god. And we got our explosive picture, too. Oh my god. Did you check the industrial areas by the D? Oh my god. No way. 40 d balloons. You're one of the new arrivals, right? Wait, a level four weapon. You can get level four weapons. Should cut through arc plating like butter. Wait, guys. How Wait, how high do the weapons go? Back to me. Level four. Holy moly. Go and buy one more of those from the fella. Come on in, friend. You're going to love hanging out with me. I just know it. Keep this guy away from schools cuz he can't learn anymore. He's too smart. Cuz that's what I meant by the way. He's too smart. He can't He can't be gaining more knowledge is what I meant by that. Or we need a ball. We need an exploding ball. Oh, there's Oh, wait. There's a there's a test. Gotcha. Quest complete. Maybe I can land on this little Oh, that's okay. That's okay. That's good. That's okay. We have bandages for just precisely this reason. Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Got to be quicker than that, pal. Got to be quicker than that. All right. Here's the plan, gentlemen. Here is the plan. We're going to run over here. It's working. It's working. We'll go to this parking garage over here. These nice Honda Civics. How close are we to the space tower? Okay. Very close. Oh, there. That's a space tower right there. There. Lock in. Do it. Can I Can we make that jump, gentlemen? Can we make that jump? I bet you we can. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] the exploding test go. Gotcha. All right. Oh, we're in the space room. Okay. All right. Time to get rich. Oh my god. Oh my god. a wristwatch right off the bat. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you see this? We got the key card, too. Holy shy. All right, let's go to the the hospital. Follow me. Is this better than marathon? Um, I think it's current state. Yeah, probably better than marathon. Probably better than marathon. Honestly, a lot more action. Tons of more action. And it's pretty fun, too. It's not like I've got aim assist and they're all the same looking robot. We've got Mr. Krabs. What's going on, babe? Do we have here? What do we have here? What do we have here? What do we have here? Let him cook. Let him go. Oh, he's looking at the guy. He's looking at the guy. He's looking at the guy. He's looking at the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Ah! Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I forgot he Oh god. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No. No. No way. I'm dying to the [ __ ] Amazon delivery drone. [ __ ] you. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] A chip. A chip. No, I still have shields. How do they get me? I still have shields. I don't know where you are, guy, but [ __ ] you. You're lucky Jeff Bezos is on your side or I would have won that [ __ ] Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. Stay back, will you? I'll show you the goods. Okay, buddy. I trust me. I don't want your little [ __ ] shack full of trinkets and crap. Okay, I'm going to buy one thing here and then I'm out of here. You don't have to worry about me. We get got 30 of those. Okay, you craft. Oh, yeah. Good thinking. Good thinking. Good thinking. While we're finding the game, let me take a look. We talked to Mr. Chicken again. Wait. Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, cancel the queue. Cancel the Mr. Chicken just gave us like a billion dollars. Did you see that? Mr. Chicken's rich. Now we're cooking, boys. Thank you, Mr. Chicken. Thank you, Mr. Chicken. It was an honor to fight on the battlefield with you, Mr. Chicken. I will be crafting this bad boy. There we go. And we'll put that right here and that right there. Wait, wait, no, no, no. Put that right there like you do. Actually, let's buy 10 more ammo now. We're kind of going with a lot of stuff. We talked to that lady again. It's really annoying. What do you want? I would like ammunition. There we go. Oh, chicken is the scab box. Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Nice [ __ ] Thanks. There are many like him, but that one is mine. That one is mine, and I very much cherish him. Now, let's rock. So, I was I was listening to something. What did you say? What? What the [ __ ] you say to me? I said I said I said greetings and salutations. Greetings. Greetings. Salutations. Greetings. Greetings. Are you boys friends? Where now? Oh, okay. So, everybody Okay, gotcha. So, we all came in nice and solo like. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha. All right, boy. Uh, what is What are you chuckling about over there? All right. All right. I've got I've got spaceport container key. All right. I think I just got to destroy a turret with a bomb. These guys are high. That's where I'm at right now. These guys are off the I'm pretty sure. No. On the last game, I thought I got it, but I guess I didn't accept the quest. Yeah, happens to the best of us. Happens to the best of us. Yeah. What do I got to do? I got to loot three containers in a raider can. Let's go to the container storage. That's where my key goes. The container storage. Yeah, that's cool. Let's go. Let's ride. These guys are cool. That's cool. Let's go. [ __ ] I always forget to put my weapon away. So I run past you. Always forget to do it. But he sounds like he's sucking on you. You can change your name, I guess. But what about this thing? Is this one of those loot boxes? You can loot it. Yeah, you can loot it. Yeah, this guy definitely had two big mac. What the hell? Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Run. Everybody run. Get in here. Oh, I have to break it open. Protectors. Let him have it. Let him have it. Yeah. You can get in now. Won't you guys just [ __ ] Yeah. Give it to him, boys. Give it to him. Good work, gang. Good work. This guy's got some [ __ ] energy. I like it. Oh, there's another one. Get him. Yeah. A grenade that scatters into multiple homing misses. Got him. Nice job. There's another one. Oh [ __ ] That's a big one. That one. That's a That's a big mama Dumbo. That's a big one. Oh god. Both eggs. Shut the door. Yeah, we should all go to the same door. Pick him up. Stop crawling, you son of a [ __ ] Oh, sorry. I'm here for moral support. Thank you. Oh god, there's windows behind us. There's window. Don't worry, I I'll I'll take care of them. Stay Stay back, boys. Stay back. Tell everybody I was really cool. I missed. Watch out. These are just like soundboards. You see it? Heck yeah. Walking walking soundboards. Oh. Oh, I'm not feeling too good. I'm not feeling too good, boys. I lord him. We should be able to run away. Witness dark boy. Witness him. Oh, he's stuck on the tree. He's stuck on the tree. What happened? I don't know about you guys, but I got the [ __ ] out of there. That place is not nice. This guy just won't die. Yeah, he's Yeah, he does seem to he doesn't appear to be stuck. We're wearing them down. Any moment now. Any moment now. You'll come on down. Any moment now. All right, there you go. One of his little wings. Oh god, there's a guy up here with me. Like a real dude. Oh no, we'll be there momentarily. We won. All right. Nice. Good work, boys. Good work. We'll get here. Let's heal up first. I It's all good. I got I got no more of that stuff. I used it all that big robot guy. Oh, you do? I have some. Yeah. Yeah, we got some for you. Yeah. Oh, thank you, Mr. Shark. Appreciate you. Uh, good man, Mr. Shark. You're a good man. Yeah, you'll be highly commended for this shot, boy. Highly com from across the way. That means nothing. Oh, he's behind us. He's behind us. I think he's Oh, [ __ ] He's got friends. Is it the Terminator? Where did these guys come from? Hey, [ __ ] you. Stop shooting me. It's not fair. Oh. Oh, that guy [ __ ] me up. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Bob and weave. Serpentine. Serpentine. I don't think we're going to make it, boys. Never give up. Hey, hey, hey. Get off of me. Get off of me. I didn't know that it kept us in the party. Let's put him I'm going to put him in my ass in a minute. I I got two Rocketeer parts from that. Actually, it's worth Oh my god. $14,000. Mr. [ __ ] Peanut. Mr. [ __ ] Peanut. There he is. Mr. Peanut. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's just talking about my Yes. He's talking about my image. Yes. I Mr. Peanut. That is I Mr. Penis. M Mr. Penis, I've been called by a few. He doesn't even know me. He's coming from Mr. Penis. Actually, that took two seconds. That took two seconds. Get a shield. Uh, I just bought him. Where'd they go? Oh, we got three of those and two of these. There we go. There we go. I guess I need some. Yeah, this is the crew. This is the crew. Rose shruging more than Peanut. Yeah, we found a guy that may be fatter than us. Score. Hooray. New officer in practice. Yeah, new officer in practice essentially. That's right. I want to take a dab. Okay, guys. He's not going to happen. Sounds like a plan. He's, by the way, he's not talking about drugs, guys. He's talking about He's hitting the He's hitting the D. He's He's not talking about drugs, by the way. He's hitting. We're probing. No drugs. Drugs are bad, gentlemen. Drugs are bad. He's just He's hitting it behind the camera. He's hitting it. Seems we have found the source of his lung problems. It seems we have discovered the source of this man's lung problems. I am going to stop streaming. I forgot I was streaming on Twitch here. That's why you got all that lag. Yeah, probably. You're a streamer? A little bit. Not not like not like anybody. Just, you know, here and there. Uh, what's your what what's your name? What's your name? I'll go give you a quick quick follow. Dr. Ravencraft. Hey, that's a that's a sweet name. That's a sweet name. I like that. Would you give him a quick follow? Dr. Raven. I just lit a cigarette and now we're going in the wormhole. A quick follow. You saw You got cameras in my [ __ ] ass. Give him a quick follow. Let's do it. Are you using like the Gears of War 360 throat communicator to speak? I actually have the SM7B. All right. All right, Buster. Mine. It sounds immaculate. I'm glad I'm glad I guess you guys Glad I guess you guys remembered that thing. That thing was wild. Yeah. Xbox turn off. Now, let's rock now. And that's going to really suck if we all die. There'll be lots of witnesses. We got to we got to show everybody that we're the we're the best here. All right. We got to we got to get to that long PR looking building and take it for ourselves. Oh [ __ ] Watch out. Rocket. Oh [ __ ] I I only have 10 bullets in per magazine. looking. Hell yeah. Yeah. Get him, boys. Get him. Oh [ __ ] Oh, he's got his laser locked on me. Time for hand to hand combat. Yeah. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] If these guns could shoot more than 10 bullets at a time, that'd be quite sublime. Hit him with a stapler gun. At this point, I It takes like 40 bullets. That might also be something that needs to be changed. Well, I think you can upgrade your your magazines and stuff. That that might be great guns, but they still take 462 bullets for sure. Gotcha. Beat his ass. Beat his ass. Whoa. Good work, gentlemen. I did my part. I did my part. [ __ ] a boom. What's a boom? Baboui. What is this? Precisely. Precisely. This go somewhere. Where the [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] And Mr. Crabs. Oh, I don't know. The extraction's right there. Probably should push my Lux, but holy [ __ ] He's camping it. Maybe we should go down here. Maybe he's streaming, Mr. Raven. Ow, that was my face. You just put your ass. We went down. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, this is a door. Oh, yeah. Careful. Careful. Careful. That's right. Dave is Dave's some sort of bunker. He's a good man. He's a good man. He's a good man. That big boy's probably around here. Somebody wants to loot this [ __ ] sentry turret. They don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do. He had complete garbage. Oh, it's reading [ __ ] to space. Oh my god. Look at all Jane. Oh boy. Ball and Jane, boys. I'm breathing a lot. I'm assuming to survive. Hiding behind these boobs over here. Excellent hiding spot. Excellent hiding spot. Oh, Mr. Krabs is way back. Everybody behind the behind the mummy. All right, the doors are down. Yeah, Mr. Krabs has obviously Yeah, he's been drinking tonight. He's been hitting that sauce. Mr. Krabs is all sauced up. I can tell. I can tell. Look at him. He Oh, he's just hitting it on us. He's hitting it on us. Let's go. I'm going in. Oh [ __ ] Mr. CR is getting sturdy. Get in here. Push that button. I pressing it. It's going no. Oh [ __ ] It's a good game. I like the game. It's very nice. And I like the game and it's very fun. And I had fun and I had fun with my friends. And now I'm having fun with these guys. You made my butthole pucker. Oh, Tarov. No, we didn't. I've never played Tarov, but I I think somebody was saying that uh Yeah, it's good stuff. It's just a little Yeah, I don't know. Tarov is a good game. I've played it a time or two. I played it um once or twice. It's a good game, but good lord, man. That's game's been in beta for like 13 years at this point. They need to do something. I know they keep talking about 1.0, but like No way. Eight years, right? No way. Nikita needs to work on that. Yeah. Tell him, Mr. Shark. Tell him. Yeah. Get his ass. Like, I don't want I don't want to hear that you put Escape from Tarov Arena on the Epic Game Store. I want to hear that you worked on the real game. Exactly. Exactly. Let's ride. Let's ride. No way. This guy's sitting on tar away. Let's ride. This guy's breathing facts. Exactly. Mr. Shark Boy, I'm coming. I'm coming. I was looking at the map. Sorry. No. AB. No. Absolutely. You You sound like a fella that might snore a little. You think is that would that be accurate? Uh yeah. I have the apnea of the sleep for absolute sure. Yeah. Yeah. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. I've been called I I I've been They call me They call me mouth breather. I I I I I I hear that you may be doing a little the same. We might have the same medical medical diagnosis. Yes. Yes. Yes. I will I will try to upturn my input. Hey, no problem. Turn the mic away from my face. No, no, no, no. I was just saying that you I that we're brothers, not you. You keep doing what you're doing, my boy. Want to hear it more? You want me to put the Turn it up. it up. I'm I a fellow can only get so hard. Mr. Shark, what is the chat want? You want more breath or less breath? More. More. Turn it up. Let's go. My part. I should we get out of here. This place seems like it sucks. Oh, there's people here. Oh [ __ ] I knew it. I'm coming. Boy, me, boys. Me. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Dude playing around. What the hell? What the hell? What the hell's going on? Run. Oh my god. He doesn't see me. He doesn't see me. Oh [ __ ] He see me. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] die.

[28:57]Oh, look at I'm running out of life, boys. Just ran inside. No, he's down too. It's dodged. Logan over there. Oh [ __ ] Let me out of here. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] We'll let him off with a warning this time, boys. Yeah. Let's ride, gentlemen. Let's ride. And what are you talking about, Prime? You've called me a mouth me like a thousand times. What? What are you talking about? It's why the cotressure is worse than the breathing. Yeah, the cotress was pretty annoying. All right, gentlemen. Let's get out of here. Let's do this thing. I see we go to the red zone. What do you boys think? Wait, Joe Rogan passed away. Yeah, Joe Rogan died. Well, what I mean on it, too. Yeah, he was too bald or something. I I don't remember what happened. I had, you know, I I brain doesn't work. I always knew it. I always knew that was going to happen to that guy. What do you mean, idiots? You It was too alpha. He was too alpha. Wait, did he actually die? Die. Oh, okay. Okay. I was like, what? Bust out that champagne. Oh my god. Not like we live on national television. Yeah. Yeah. This guy is not like Oh my god. I don't know. I I don't know about all that. I I don't know what I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't know about all that. What kind of ammo you need? Light ammo? Yes, sir. Do you Did you bring any or No, I have some, but not a ton. I've got 165. I've got like 55. I can give you I can give you a little something something. Little something. Here's 32. Wow. Thanks, bro. 32. Well, don't let anyone in your chat tell you you're not a nice guy. Okay, I'll let him know. You guys hear that, gentlemen? You guys can't make fun of me anymore. That means no more fat jokes. And And you have to say I'm really good at these video games. You say I'm very, very good. You heard your ears from Mr. Shark Boy. I'm telling you, there's going to be fellas lurking in the shadows here. Yeah, there's going to be Stink. I smell them. Stink. They smell like [ __ ] I smell awful. Yeah, stanky. I can I can Oh, the whole team. Whole team. Whole team. Oh no. I knew I could smell him. Oh [ __ ] Jeff Bzos is after me. Oh no. Yeah.

[32:21]Yeah. Got to hit a quick bandage. Quick bandage. Where did these poop [ __ ] go? They're right here. Super boys, show yourselves, demons. Get out of here. Oh [ __ ] Where'd they go? Where'd they go? [ __ ] Yeah. What killed you? A robot. A a drone. Yeah, drone. Dude, those guys could die very quickly. Take cover. Rabbit or something. I'm going to go in here. Not dead yet. Oh my god. I'm not quite sure what's happening. I'm almost out of ammunition. So am I. Oh, I heard a shot to the to the west. Oh, watch out. Don't wor. I got you. Yeah. to the northwest. Charge. Charge with my [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] There they are. There they are. These 11 bullets are going to carry me home, dude. Oh, I got 12. I got 12. I'm sorry. We're good. We're We're straight. They're right here, boys. And to the northwest. What do you want to do to them? [ __ ] them up. [ __ ] them up, bro. What? Well, look at that. An instruction. Uh, what about the blood? Uh, we can still get the blood. We need We need blood. We need blood. Just want to make sure it works. Works. Let's pop this open. That way we have a quick extract we can run back to. There we go. Yes. Yes. I like it. Let's ride. I don't think we'll be running back there. Maybe crawling. No, no, no, no. We will be We will be having giant sacks of loot over our shoulders, gentlemen. Oh, I hear I hear the blood somewhere. You hear it? You hear it? Can now question. Can Can the blood be uh metallic? No, no, no. We need real blood. We need we need to sacrifice. We need PvP. Okay. I want to see the life drained from their eyes. Not some computer program shutting off or something. We need this, boys. We need this. There they are. Go. That's him. I think so. Oh, are those rockets? Are those bad guys? I don't know. I don't think so. I think it's charge. Whatever. We're running. We're making it the We're making it the mission. Let's get some PB kills here. They've got about two magazines. That's That's two kill. Two kills. You got more bullets than me, bro. You got more [ __ ] balls than me, too, apparently. I'm scared of this, dude. I'm about We'll distract him. You sneak up behind him with the hammer and give him what for. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just going to play Splinter Cell and [ __ ] bonk him in the back of the head. Heck yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Like the way you talk right there. Yeah. Don't worry fellas. Like the way your lips sound. Oh [ __ ] You want the blood? The blood here. Where are they? Where are they? Up there or something. Look, gentlemen. Do that. I don't like being shot. Oh, I see him. I see him. This is your final Oh, I don't feel too good. You got a tummy ache. Hold on. I don't I got I got This is your final hour, bastard. I got no more bullets. One down. One down. Charge, boys. Charge. Don't give him an inch. Give us him. He's hurt. He's hurt. I'm down. God damn it. One just jumped off the off the whole building for some reason. There's one sitting right here by me. Down. Somebody picked me the [ __ ] up. Oh [ __ ] The one the last one's getting away. Did you see that? He's getting away. Boys, two down, one's getting away. What happened? Cop down. Cop down. Oh, that's a whole another team. Yeah. Don't you get your heads off me. Yeah. Don't take our lunch money. It's ours. No way. We just got third party. No way. A damn, bro. We were cooking. We were cooking. [ __ ] now. Let's ride. They're chem. No, unckemp feet pictures. This is They're quite They're quite good with it. They've got the angles and the lighting down. I like the ingrown toenail one. I can see my feet. I can see my feet. Beatress. Oh my god. No. No. That guy's wife is on. Do you hear that? That guy's wife. She's ready to lay down. Lay it down. Lay it down. Not lay down. Lay it down. Better than like get to work type stuff. That's I mean that first part. I I said the wrong thing. Better than the [ __ ] I am. I said the wrong thing. I meant lay it down like get to work. That's I swear to God that's a minute. I I missed the middle. Man, like to win. This game needs vehicles. Why can't I ride the helicopters? That would be quite Yeah, honestly. Yeah, it seems like somebody gets up there every time. That would be quite people there now. There's people there now. This would be a great hoverboard game. Somebody I want to hover. Oh, somebody just died. Somebody just died. Yeah, they're dying so efficiently. [ __ ] guys. There he is. Get him, boys. Let's get it. There's two down. There's two or three down here, guys. Right here. Oh. Oh, how's it going? Dead. What? Yes. Get him. Get him, Mr. Krabs. They're so hurt. They are so hurt. Oh, they're going down the hole, but Mr. Krabs is going after him. Oh, I got one. I got one. Go, go, go. Nice shot. See if we can get in there before Mr. Krabs. Oh [ __ ] Mr. Crouch is busting. Oh crap. Serpentine. Serpentine. There's another group behind us. Uh, he's behind the car. Oh [ __ ] I got him. I got him. There's another one behind the car. I'm down. I'm down. Oh, he's right there. He's hurt as [ __ ] I got him. I got him. Both dead. One down. Hooray. Yeah. All right, gentlemen. I still definitely need some heals. So they may take our lives, but we would take that penis looking base if it kills me. Yeah, absolutely. Let's ride. Oh, there's still no One second, Peanut. We're tra. No problem. No problem. Take your time, boys. Did you drop after? I healed you. I healed you. I only got one more. I'm putting them myself. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I need Oh shy. Oh shy. I got him. Good. He's He's got me pretty good though. Get away from me. Get away from me. Oh, here. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Damn it. I didn't damn keep going keep me when I'm trying to get into a fight. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh moodly baby. I'm on the way. Yep. Don't worry Bobby. Thank you good sir. Oh god. Oh. Well, there's a guy right there behind you. Oh [ __ ] I didn't see him. Yep. Ah. Yep. Ah. Excuse me. Uh, sir. Madam, madam. Madam, don't do it. Madam Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh my god. Good gentlemen. Oh wait, Peanut alive now. I'm alive. I'm alive. You boys up. You guys okay? No. No. We're We're dead. We're both dead. Yeah. Just Just live live. Just don't worry, gentlemen. Done about these guys. They're all kind of hanging out right here. How many other How many are there? Two at least. Two. Yeah, they're distracted fighting a bunch of robots. Oh. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Why is my guy so fat? It took like 30 minutes to jump over that thing. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Why is my gun 30 bullets in and then it's like I slapped him with a goddamn nonet time and it's like a nuclear bomb went off. That was pretty epic though, by the way. Thank you, good sir. Thank you. I Yeah, I'm I don't know. I I I'm pretty sure that guy can snap his fingers and take out half the universe. I let every I gave him everything I

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