[0:13]Krish and Trish and Baltiboy! total Josh hamara hai, story tumhein sunaani hai. rok sako toh roko humko, aaj humaari baari hai. Krish and Trish and Baltiboy.

[0:38]varadat ki pangati kundukali, Adha dhar pallav gho lan ki. lal chamke avdhesh ghane, Punimand mand muskan bane. sankat mein dala panighat par ja, Panimita katva girigit pal ja.

[0:58]Krish and Trish and Baltiboy. pakki apni yaari hai, rok sako to roko humko, aaj humari baari hai. Krish and Trish and Baltiboy.

[1:39]ye choohe kahaan gaye? Story sunaane mein late ho raha hai, aur ye? Baltiboy. Baltiboy! Baltiboy! Please dekho toh, kahaan so gaye hai choohe?

[2:02]Heh, utho! Story tumhari vajah se ruki hai. Tum last minute story decide karte ho aur humein time hi nahi milta. Time? Kis liye? Ye banane ke liye! Matlab ye humare tumhare jaise paida nahi hote?

[2:28]Nahi, Baltiboy. Sadiyon se Karnataka mein leather ya chamde se inhe banaya jaata hai. Bellary, Bijapur, Chitradurga, Dharwad, Gulbarga, Chikmagalur, Kolar, Mandya, Mysore, Raichur, Tumkur. Yahaan pe Chikka Togalu Gombeyatta aur Dodda Togalu Gombeyatta ki parampara hai. Gombe, kya? Chikka Togalu Gombeyatta matlab choti katputliyaan aur Dodda Togalu Gombeyatta matlab badi. Itna hi nahi, ye kalaakaar Kilikili atta? Kannada mein un kalaakaaro ko Kilikili atta kehte hai. Puraane zamaane mein ye log stage aur puppets dono ko saath leke gaon-gaon ghumte the. Aur bahut shows karte the. Lekin in puppets mein jaan kaise aati hai? Unmein jaan hum daalte hai. Kaise? Humari kahaani ke saath.

[3:31]Suno suno ye baat purani. Magarmach aur bandar ki kahaani. Magar mach? Haa, Buddhu boy. Jhoote-moote logo se tum bachna. Bura phasoge. Are bura phasoge. Are bura phasoge jo meri baat na maani. Suno suno magarmach aur bandar ki kahaani.

[4:22]Suraj sar par aa raha hai aur yahan sab daant saaf kar rahe hai. Khana toh kuch laate nahi. Daant saaf karke kya mujhko khaoge? Are darling

[4:34]Meri maa ki baat mein inhe kyu nahi maani. Maa theek hi kehti thi, pyaar vyar se pet nahi bharta. Nahin, woh main Mujhe kuch nahi sunna, ab bhi jaao. Din bhar khaana pakadne ke bahaane pata nahi kahaan so jaate ho. Aaj khaali haath aaoge toh main tumhe khaa jaaungi. Haa, jaao. Jaao. Kya bolne ka, mera ghar mein koi izzat hi nahi hai. Dekho na kaisa biwi hai mera. Kuch bhi bolo toh chillaati hai, daat-ti hai. Aiyyo, lo aa gaya. Khatarnak shikari. Are bhai sambhaalo, kahin galti se woh to main pakda na le re. Kishdin ye machli pakdega na us din se main paani peena chhod dungi re.

[6:17]Lagta hai mujhe kahi aur shikar dhoondna padega.

[7:07]Aur kya? Majaa aa gaya. Jab tumko koi shikari nahi milega na, to humko hi khayega na. Ek akela magarmach kya kuch karega? Main tang aa gaya hu. Aaj phir se khaali haath ghar pahochunga, toh meri biwi toh mujhe hi khaa jaayegi.

[7:26]Aiyyo, kya ye zaroori hai? Aapne nadi mein hi khana dhoonde? Toh main kya karu? Mujhe khaali pet kuch sujh nahi raha hai. Yahan kinare par itne fruit hai, phal hai, ped hai, patte hai. Jo marzi khao aur apni patni ke liye bhi le jaao. Aiyyo, kya tarkib hai? Thank you very much.

[8:08]Aiyyo, aap jaise shikari maine aaj tak nahi dekha. Mujhe ped pe chadhna nahi aata. Arre toh kya hua? Worry not. Munh kholo jamun khaao.

[8:41]Arre nahi nahi nahi. Aur khaaunga toh mera pet phat jaayega. Pet bhar gaya toh apni wife ko bhool gaya? Mar gaya. De do. Jamun de do. Ab der ki toh jamun dene ke pehle hi woh mujhe khaa jaayegi.

[9:27]Meri pyaari maggu, meri sundaram maggu, meri bholi. Meri danger maggu. Aaj tere liye laaya hu main kuch khaasam-khaas. Meri maggu naacho, meri pyaari naacho. Khana laaye ho ya gaana? Arre, aaj laaya hu. Main kal bhi laaunga. Jab tak ye dharti rahegi, aasman rahega, nadi rahegi, main laaunga. Aiyyo, shayari band karo aur khana idhar laao. Main hi lau?

[10:19]Kaha tha na maine? Kitne badhiya hai ye jamun? Hmm, lekin tumhe kahaan mile? Aajkal jamun ke ped paani mein ugte hai kya? Nahi woh, kya hai na, ki aaj main tairte-tairte shikaar ki talaash mein door tak gaya tha. Phir woh suraj purab se paschim ki taraf badh raha tha, phir aur badh raha tha. Main dekhu toh aur badh raha tha. Kahaani band karo aur batao jamun kahaan mile? Nadi ke us paar ek jamun ka ped hai. Ped ke upar ek bandar rehta hai. Woh mera dost ban gaya. Usne diye. Jamun meethai bandar roz khata hai. Meethe bandar jamun bandar ka dil. Jamun dil bandar jamun dil. Meethe, meethe, meethe.

[11:13]Kya sachmuch tumhara dost ban gaya woh? Haa, ammaa ka saugandh, woh mera dost ban gaya. Aha, toh kal use apne ghar khane pe bulaao na. Lekin, darlings, humare paas kuch bhi toh nahi hai. Hum use khane pe bulaayenge aur use hi khaa jaayenge.

[11:37]Socho agar woh bandar itne meethe jamun roz khata hai toh uska dil kitna meetha hoga. Ha ha ha ha ha.

[11:53]Rama, nahi, cheating hai, lekin, lekin usne hume khana diya hai aur woh mera dost hai. Aur main tumhari patni.

[16:01]Patni. Sach bolne ke liye maafi mangu, kyu? Tum tum apna dil dogi, really? Magarmach ji, dosto ko dil nahi dega toh kisko dega? Chalo chalo, fast fast fast. Arre Magarmacchi ji, is speed mein toh aaj nahi, apun kal ke khaane mein pahuchega.

[16:09]Bandar bhai, tum has kyu rahe ho? Aiyyo aur nahi toh kya? Buddhu, aaj tum phir se maar khaaega. Matlab, matlab hum bandar apne dil apne ghar mein chhupa ke rakhte hai. Itni kimti cheez thodi hum yahan-wahan leke ghumte hai. Kahin kho gaya toh? Chalo chalo, chalo wapas ghar chalo. Ghar se mera dil leke aate hai. Nahin toh tumhari wife tumhara dil khaa jaayegi.

[16:38]Tum apna dil doge? Really? Magarmach ji, dosto ko dil nahi dega toh kisko dega? Chalo chalo, fast fast fast.

[16:48]Arre wah wah wah wah. Aaj kya khushi ka din hai? Aaj gaayenge, khushiyan manaayenge. Aaj gaayenge, khushiyan manaayenge. Aur, aur kya? Maar khaaega. Bas gaya. Hmm. Arre chalo dost chalo, apna dil jaldi se le lo.

[17:28]Tumhari kismat mein wahi likha hai, moorkh. Itna bhi nahi samajh mein aata? Dil ko shareer se nikaal ke koi zinda reh sakta hai? Ab bhaago yahan se. Tumhari wife ko dil nahi hai aur tumko dimaag. No intelligence. Mad boy. Aur aise log se do haath door rehna hi samajhdaari hai.

[18:31]Mujhe kehna hoga Baltiboy ki aaj tumne kaafi akal ki baatein ki, jaise kahaani ko rok ke bandaro ki jagah do gadho ko bhejna. Wah wah wah. Hmm. Krish, tum Krish ki baat ka kyu bura maante ho? Uski toh aadat hai, sabka mazak udaata hai.

[19:18]Ha ha. Sorry Krish, lekin kele ka chhilka tumne hi phenka tha na?