[0:00]A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, please be gentle, I'm still a virgin. What, said the puzzled groom, how can that be if you've been married 10 times? She said, well, husband number one was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband number two was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband number three was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband number four was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband number five was an engineer. He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement and design a new state of the art method. Husband number six was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband number seven was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband number eight was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband number nine was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it. Husband number 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was well, you know, God I miss him. But now that I've married you, I'm really excited. Good, said the new husband. What about me? You're a lawyer, she said. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed.

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