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[1:12]I knew that fat fuck would see it our way. Yeah, always do once they understand the choices we're offering. Say, Frank, what the hell are we going to do about this Hernandez coming on board with us? Exactly same thing as last time. He's either going to play our way or he's going to have a problem like that oversized asshole back there. Look, I ain't worry about that Puki. Pinberry is more of a concern. If he does what he's threatening, then shit's about to get real interesting. Yeah, Hey, Frank, how about passing me a smoke.

[1:46]Hey, let me hit some of that, homie.

[1:50]For show, homie.

[1:58]Man, what's this sss bullshit? Man, you ain't got nothing real to smoke? Hey, that ain't cess, homie. That's that hydro. Oh, man, whatever. Man, you sure about this thing? Man, I'm telling you, dog. Grow Street's going to shit, man. They done. But we copping off one of their OGs, man. You sure this is cool or this some kind of trap? He cool, man. And if anyone tries shit, we busted. For sure. Man, Grow Street ain't even no real gang no more, homie. They perpetrating. Now they even know. Shit changes. And this shit, changes everybody, man. Even OGs want a slice of this. And loyal customers. Guess you right. That shit changes everything, don't it? For sure. Let's bounce, homie.

[2:58]The way I see it, man. I need to be in charge of my destiny, homie. This way you will be, homie. This is all about destiny. You know I got your back, right, homie? Cool. What my shit look, fool? Yeah, yeah, it's cool. Now the way I see it, is that we don't have a choice. Ain't nothing to feel bad about. You put a gun to a brother's head, brother's going to do what he's told. No matter if he's a fool or wise, man. You don't want a bullet in the brain. But if you can make it work, and make some benjamins while you at it, then that's cool. It's going to take more than a bullet in the head to stop me. I don't doubt that, homie.

[3:53]Tell me right now, homie. Tell me. You better tell me what I want to know. I'm in that. Come on, enough. Gass. These clowns are fucking rats here. I can smell it on them. I think that's something else we can smell. He ain't going to talk now. So what do we do now, homes? I think I got us a buyer down in Los Santos. For quanto homes? How much? Not sure yet, but they're talking big, up to 100k a month, low risk.

[4:26]Hello? Yeah. Yes.

[4:32]Yes, you read it correctly. Well, I'm sorry, it seems that way to you. Yeah, no, yes. It's unconventional, yes.

[4:43]Well, when did your methods ever get results? When? I know people who are dead because of you. So don't mess with me on this one, okay? It's vital that it goes ahead. History will understand. Look, I've done a lot of work. They trust me now. You can't play with shit and not get dirty. Everybody knows that, even you. Okay? Now look, I got to go. I got to go. Mendez! Now listen, that was a buyer. We got to step up production. We're not thinking big enough here, okay? My connections in Panama can get us all the product we need, untouched. But you got to arrange the market. So why don't you stop dancing with your boyfriend here and get on it, all right? Huh? Get this piece of shit out of here. He's a lot more fucking dead body, man. Baby needs diapers. Oh. Hey, fool, we losing the streets, man. Nah, we just standing by principles, homie. But our principles are making us bitches, man. Every day Ballers get stronger and you and I get weaker. You and I get poorer, man. Man that shit will blow over, always does. Man, whoever heard of a gangster rapper called Jeffrey, man? Hey, Jeffrey, man, get the hell out of here with that. This ain't no game, man. Come on, move. OG Loc and that's a gangster name, man, like Sweet or Big Smoke. Jeffrey, you ain't no gangster. Man, you ain't never put in no work for the set. You a friend, but you ain't no gangster. Man, I'm for real, homie. For real. Okay, cool. Now kick rocks, you messing up my game. You know what? I'm going to prove to y'all how real I am. Watch me. Jeffrey, go to college, man. Make something of yourself. Me and the fat man, we mess our lives up. We fucked up in the game, man. We products of the environment. Don't be an idiot, man. Make us proud. Your shit different, baby. But I'm a gangster rapper. It's my calling, homie. Look, man, do whatever you want. Forget the fuck up. Nah, man. Go be a gangster some place else, baby. Get your. This ain't a fucking playground, Craze, man. This is the biggest money-making opportunity that guys like us will ever see. I got all the shit I need. Man, I thought we was in this for the hood. Not destroying the family, man. It's Grow Street, nigga. Talking to hold it together. You heard from CJ lately? We ain't speaking. He got his own life, more than he deserve. What, what, uh, Brian been dead what, five years now? Yeah, CJ had five years when he should have been dead. Man, I lost two brothers, man. One got killed, and one sold himself. Oh, perpetrating ass bitch. You a real gangster, man, but you got like nuts. See CJ, he runnin' around like a fool on East though. He can rot in hell for all I give a fuck.

[7:47]Yo, hey, what's up, man? It's CJ.

[7:52]Yeah, I hear you. I never knew my dad, but my brother used to make my life miserable. Yeah, well, that's what family for. Anyway, I got that thing you wanted. You want me to shoot it by the garage? Nah, nah, I got to get this thing off the street, man. It's way hot. All right, cool. Later.

[8:16]So, Johnny, you owe 5 million dollars of my money. I want to help you make a fortune, Mr. Leone. My father wants to unite our organizations. The Sindaccos and the Leones? That's impossible. That's been impossible since your associates whack my cousin. Hey, you know me, business is business. The personal stuff is nonsense. I'd like to see a way past this bullshit. Now, where were we? Uh, you was, uh, seeing a way past this. No, I was saying I'd like to, and you were asking me for 5 million dollars. So, so let me understand it. I go in your casino, take a third stake along with your organization and the Corellis, then I let you guys manage my investment for me? Bingo. Yeah, yeah, you must really think my mother, God rest her soul, fucked an idiot instead of my father. Are you calling my mother an idiot who goes with morons? No, of course not, Mr. Leone. I'm only making an offer. Clearly I misinterpret your intentions here. Look, I humbly apologize. Forgive me. Sit down or I'll slit your throat myself.

[9:28]You little cock sucker. Ever since Sunny Forelli got himself pasted all over Florida, you think you run things in this town. You show me no respect, you insult my family. Your father, he ain't fit to wipe my ass. I'd fuck an elephant before I'd fuck your mother. How does that feel? Mr. Leone, I think you're just misunderstanding. Hey, you're a good kid. Me, I'm just an old fool. What do I know? Nothing, really. Actually, less than nothing. You can have the money. We can? If you give me control of the books. Yeah, you see, we, we can't do that, Mr. Leone. I meant it, your mother's a fucking transvestite. I got an idea. What about a third party, an independent guy? He runs the place, and together we run him. Oh, we can't do that, Mr. Leone. We, we got our guy in there already. Get rid of him. Show me exactly how much you want my organizations involvement.

[10:29]I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. I don't need a bump. Coke is for the weak. Coke is for the weak. I am strong. I am strong. Winners win and losers hit the rails and nail hookers. I am in control of my own destiny.

[10:57]I need a job. I've been disbarred from the law. But I'm in control. I've done it. I'm clean. I'm cleaner than a new toilet seat. I don't need a bomb. I can use a ride. This sucks. Listen to me, son. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about your principles. I don't give a fuck about your friend. People who step in my way get fucked. Now you got paid. You took the money. I'm trying to set you up for life here, boy, and you're inadequate. You're no use to me at all, boy. Maybe I should kill you instead. Eddie, organize a hit squad. Not a problem. You hear that? You feeling me here? You about to wake up with your head 50 feet away from your body, son. Do what we agreed. Oh, you think you can put one over on me, do you? I don't think so. So do it. This week. All good, pal? Pal, I'm your superior officer and don't you forget that shit. But yeah, all good. So is he going to do it? Didn't I say it's all good? So are we going to go get the kid? Yeah, let's initiate the little bastard into the force.

[12:34]Ah, yes. Tommy Vercetti, please. Tell him Ken Rosenberg called. Ken Rosenberg, you haven't heard of me? Who are you? Ken Rosenberg, Rosenberg. Oh, oh, really? You told him I called? Look, I made that ingrate, and now he won't take my calls? Just put him on the phone right now. Hello? Hello? Damn it. I got the signature. I'm not a proud and legal manager of the Gurning Chimp. You mind Macca, son. You mind? 50 grand it cost me to buy you out of your contract. You're like a racehorse, or a great little slush puppy, guaranteed banker. This time, my son. This time. Fucking great kid, ah, bowing in. Give us an aug. Come here. I love you, lad. I love you. I've never felt like this before. Fantastic, son. Bit of emotions, never hurt no one. Great. Yeah, let me go now. You're sweating. Wow! These doves are blinding. I'm mushing me cock off. Well, how many you got in there? 19. Oh, come on. Give it some. Got any B-Balo? No. 50 grand, but it's nothing to prick. America. America. I can't fucking wait.

[14:26]Yeah. Yeah.

[14:30]Hey, how's your woman? She's a ballbuster. Ever since we moved to Venturas, all she wants to do, spend, spend, spend. For Christ's sakes, I got better luck on the tables. Yeah, I hear you. Hey, give me a hand with this guy, will you? Yeah. Woo.

[14:47]I mean, why do we whack Mickey anyhow? He's a standup guy. I don't know, it's something about money. Why, he was on the take? Nah, he was kosher. A little too kosher. That's why he had to go. Oh, I get it. Yeah, he was declaring too much money. So we got to get a new guy in. You know, I hate the Leones. I'm lending the bosses some money. The Leones? Get the fuck out of here. We hate the Leones. I know. That's why I said to Johnny. He said they needed the money. Want to know that dirt ball. So, Mickey gets cap, so we get a new guy in. Who everybody bullies. Then when he misbehaves. We dig another hole. Exactly. Hey, you hear about Bobby Backys? Nah, what's going queer? Can you believe that shit? Oh, mother of Christ Almighty, I seen everything. Me too. So, we got a vacancy. We kept our end of the bargain. Then I guess we're on. You want something to drink? Nah, nah, I'm good, thank you. So, who's going to run this casino for us? Hey, but I need a real idiot. A guy we can all push around. There's this lawyer used to work for the Ferrelis down in Florida. I heard he's sniffing around for a job. Just got out of rehab or something. Yeah, that'll work. I'll make a call. Great. Hey, don't fuck this up, kid.

[16:28]So you're the new kid, huh? Yeah. Been working on the streets three years, though, and I realize there's only one kind of crime in Los Santos, gang crime. That's why I joined Crash. Get in the car, kid.

[16:42]I was called in on this domestic dispute case once. You got this young kid, okay? Can't be more than 20 years old, beaten up his wife. So I figure easy, right? No man hits a woman. Well, turns out this woman spends all day free basing and nearly let their kids starve to death. All right, so what do I do? I could take this guy in and leave a little kid with a drug addict mother, or I let a guy off with beating up his wife. I mean, it's difficult out there. Domestic violence. Yeah, yeah, serious stuff, man. Yeah, I'm sure. Pulaski, pull over. Well, I deal with drug dealers, gangbangers and psychotics. All of them chasing after a lot of money. None of them scared to kill me, you or all our families if they think it'll help them. Now this is a bit more serious than a domestic dispute, pal. I didn't mean anything by it. I was just. I'm not really interested in what you meant to say. See what you said was, you found a woman on drugs, a difficult situation. Now how the hell am I supposed to trust you if you're so easily confused? Look, I'm a good cop. This ain't about being a good cop, Pip. It's about taking control of the streets from the fucking savages who've got it now. I know. Then you'll do what it takes. Yeah, whatever it takes. Because this is a game of percentages, 24/7 365. We just trying to screw as many bad guys as we can. Yeah, I know. That means letting some bad guys get away with things. And sometimes it means doing shit that you ain't proud of, because you're strong enough and smart enough to understand the bigger picture. Look, I know. You don't know shit. Get the fuck out of the car, SA.

[18:38]Are you enjoying yourself, huh? No, I just, you know, just getting a feel for the place. So this is the way it is. You're sitting here already having a good time. Me, 5 million in a hole to the Sindaccos, and you not doing a thing about it? Huh? No, not at all. I, I spoke with Johnny. He said. Oh, you spoke with Johnny. You spoke with him, huh? Did you suck him off as well, you little fucking weasel? You're my man, not his. I got a good mind to end this here and now, you Judas. Come on, sir. Please. I thought that was the job. Oh, you thought that was the job? Mike, get the door. I'm the job. Me and my money, and I want it back, and I want it back fast. Johnny fucking Sindacco even so much as blinks at you, I want to hear about it. You find a way to get me my money, and fast. Understood? Yes, yes, understood. Understood. Cheer up. Have some fun around here. This is supposed to be a casino, not a monastery. Christ, I've had more fun taking a crap than I've had here. Come on, go get me a drink. Smile, schmuck. Who are you going to tell now? Eddie, chill out, man. The prick's still breathing. That's good. Hernandez, finish him off. Come on. Please, don't make me do this. Say what? I can't. Hey, I thought you understood. He's a fucking cop, you maniac. Not no more, he ain't. We went over this, it's about percentages. I know. So whose side are you on? His or mine? Yours, Frank, yours. Then be a fucking man. You cap him, or I cap you.

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