[0:00]Let me tell you guys, listen. You don't just get You don't get that. You didn't get that back in the day. You didn't get that. You had Romeo and Juliet. Some stupid dumb play that literally had no meaning at all. Just dumb [ __ ] And then you have And then you had you had uh what is it? Midnight by Beethoven, which is just some stupid 8-minute piece that has no significance whatsoever. And then today we have some of the greatest artists to ever live. My [ __ ] pink, my booty hole brown. Let's ride. Oh, yes. Also, oh yeah, then that other that other one. Oh my goodness. How does it go? Wet ass [ __ ] I got that wet ass [ __ ] Let me tell you that voice. Let me tell you that. I'll be banging that all day long in at at the mass at church. Me and the pastor, we be where we love that song. We love that song. You know, it's one of our favorites. Reminds us it reminds us of of where we came from, who we really who we really are. Grounds us, if you may, if I may. Grounds us. Uh oh. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Hello, good sir. Hello. Oh, yes. Yes. Hello. Hello, good sir. Hello. I am a weary traveler. And I am looking to get to the top of the Penar Mountain. What do you think about teaming up of sorts and to get to the top of Penar Mountain? Oh [ __ ] Oh, miss on you. Don't. I got him. Yeah. Yeah. All right. What do you think about What do you think about getting to the top of Penar Mountain together? Hell yeah. Let's ride. What? What? Do you have a microphone, young man? So I can call you something. It is the toot. The toot. Very, very profound. Let's ride. Let's ride. Oh, to the right. Got you. Got you. Don't shoot. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Hold up. He said don't shoot. Let's shoot him. Oh, my bad. My bad. My bad. Oh, wait. Okay. Let's shoot. Let's not shoot him. Yes. Hello. Hello. Peanut. Peanut. Wait. There's another person. person. Wait, who who? That's Mr. Toot. Wait, you don't know who the other Wait, the guy that came with you? No, I have no idea who that guy is. Where are you, my friend? I'm so Kill him. Kill him, boys. Kill him. Kill him. Guys, it seems a little uh aggressive. Do we kill him or no? No, I think I think we all team up. Okay. All right. Okay, we team up. We team up. All right. All right. Come down here. Sorry about all that. We were just joking. I have I have healing. I have healing. Great great news. Great news. Who's that guy? Wait, is that Peanut? Is that Peanut? Who are you? Where's Nut Boy? The other nut. Is that Peanut? Come on, gentlemen. To the top of Pet tower. Charge. Let's [Music] ride. We've got the crew. We've got the crew. Let's ride. No way. We're getting stopped now. No way. There's no way anyone can stop us now. We're too [Laughter] powerful. Yeah. Come on, gentlemen. Come on, boys. Oh, watch out. Gotcha. I'm not quite sure what that was. Holy cow. Oh, we got the boil army. Forward, gentlemen. Forward. No, no, no. Don't shoot it. Thing's too scary. All right. How do we get to the top? The the launch towers. The thingies are closed off. Oh, it's E2. E2. We have to go to E2. E2. Oh god. Get inside. Everybody get inside. Holy [ __ ] We got a lot of people here. Hey, I got an extra guy here. Come on down. Come on down, young man. Yeah, everybody beat over here. Everybody beat right where I am. Oh, watch out. All right. How many we got now? We got to take the sub line. If you want to go up, if you want to go up, we got Okay. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that. Let's get the whole team here first. Are you ready? You ready? Let's go. Hold on. I think we're missing one guy. I think we're missing one guy. Where's Mr. Two at? What's going on out there? Where's Mr. Toot? Where's Mr. Toot? He's upstairs. Okay. All right. We got to go find Mr. Toot. Come on, boys. Let's go find Mr. Toot. I'm on my way. Oh, he's coming down. He's coming down. I'm coming down. I'm coming down. All right, Mr. Toot. Do you know how to get to the top? We got to get to the um over here. Over here. Let's ride. Holy cow. Oh, let him have it. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Run. We're unstoppable. Where the hell is this? I'm tell you, they close off the zip lines. It's part of the event. Go downstairs. Go downstairs. Every follow that guy. He sounds like he knows what he's doing. Come on, boys. There's riches to acquire right here. Oh, god. Oh, Jesus Christ. Holy [ __ ] Let's ride. I'm pretty sure we have the whole map here. I pretty sure we have [ __ ] him up. Get him, boys. There's a 100 of us, [ __ ] There's a 100. There's a 100 more downstairs waiting, too. Help. Help. Help, boys. Help, please. Oh, thank you, Mr. T. Take you. This is the enemy, by the way. Let's [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] his ass. [ __ ] his ass. Yeah, he like that. How do you like that, pal? Does anyone have a stem for this guy? I have another I have another stem. We got to get our boys up. I already my only one. We We got to get our boys up here. All right. I have another one. Okay, perfect. Perfect over here. You might have one. Thank you. Yo, wait. Good work, gentlemen. Good work. I'm pretty sure somewhere along the line, we actually gained another guy as well. I thought there was six. Another seven. We got out. Yeah, I think we're good. I think we're good. Holy shy. Holy shy. On the railing. We have the entire map right here on our team, gentlemen. I I highly doubt anybody can stop us at this point. I wish all the juicy nood boys. We got to find it. Got to find the rubies and the sapphires. Oh. Oh, maybe this one. Maybe this one. What's that? What is that? Oh, that's a thing. Oh, what the hell? Oh, what is that? Oh. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Quickly get all the free loot. Oh [ __ ] Run. Gentlemen, we have to kill that rocketeer. Everybody go for it now. All at once. Come on, boys. To the roof. To the roof. Get the rocketeer. I get him, boys. Get him. Oh, shy. Wait, I'm one shot. Wait, the hell are we? What? Wait, why am I one shot? Oh my god, I'm dead. Oh my god, I'm dead. Oh my god, I'm dead. Oh my god, no way. No way I'm dead. Oh my god, no way. No. No way. I just died. No way. I just died. Oh, thank you, good. Thank you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Thank god. Thank god. That guy had another switch. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh, I never healed. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, gentlemen. Take the roof and kill these robots. [Music] Charge. Let him have it. Let him have it. But why is it only shooting me? Yeah. Gotcha. Hooray. Is everybody okay? Oh, do you have another syringe? Oh, wait. Oh, no. That guy's not gone. He's just all right. We're mission we're missing two two soldiers. Where are our soldiers at? Don't shoot. Where's Mr. Cheesy? Wonder if he's getting something good there. You see there's something on the other side. Yeah. Oh, guys, I think this is the the event loot. Oh my god. Okay. Oh. Oh, they're coming in, boys. They're coming in. Let them have it. [Music] Are they coming up? Is that it? Is that everything? I feel like that was a little Oh. Oh my god. Let him have it, boys. Let him have it. Yeah.
[12:22]Gotcha. All right, gentlemen. I think we missed about two two fellas. Two soldiers. Let him have it, boys. There's another one. [ __ ] him up. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. I think they died. I'm not going to lie. Oh, okay. Yeah, cuz how many we got left? We got five left. Wait, I think they're coming up. I think they're coming up. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's a crazy weapon that guy just gave us. Oh my. And the other weapon. No way. And replacement revolver. No way. Look at that. Look at that. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. Stand with me. Excellent work, boys. Excellent work. Excellent work. Hold down, G. Hold down, G. My bad. Yeah. Drop the beat. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] You're hitting it. You're hitting it. Yeah. Yeah. Good work, gentlemen. Good work. We're getting sturdy on top of being our Tower. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Throw this. I'm going to drop something. Throw it. Throw it. Oh, what does it do? Uh, throw it away though. Throw it. Throw it like over there. Uh, okay. Should I throw it off the off the building? On the on the floor. On the floor. Okay. Or um. Uh. I That was amazing. That was amazing. Oh. Oh, there's one of our soldiers over there. Soldier. Hello. Look at me going. Hey there. Wait, I don't recognize a guy. What's up? You want to learn some tech? You want to learn some tech? Yeah. Show me some tech. Yeah, show me some tech. If you jump down, you can grab the rope at the bottom. Uh, no you can't. I'm my mama. I swear. Uh, you do it first and then we'll all follow. Okay. Y'all ready? [Music] One of those two guys are super [ __ ] dead. Let's go. Um, how do we confirm whether that worked or not? I don't know. Are you alive? No. Are you dead? Yes. Okay. You know what? I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Gentlemen, follow me, boys. Follow me. Follow me. Oh, hooray. Oh [ __ ] I went too far. Went too far. Went too far. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] No way. No way. Hooray. Oh the guy that tried to Oh, what's up? Oh yeah. No, that's Mr. Toot. That's Mr. Toot. I'll grab his goodies. Wag sack. Yeah. Excellent work, boys. Excellent work. Now we got to wait for our fellas. Oh, that guy just died. I I'll go get him, boys. I'll go get him. Oh, wait. I don't have a syringe, actually. I do. I do. I do. Mr. Silly, you're not supposed to aim for the metal ground. I got you. I think we got one more guy up there. Got to wait for him. That definitely most likely Mr. Toot. I can't believe Mr. Toot. What did they do to my boy? What did they do to my boy? All right, so we've got five here. Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's one more. Is there I think I think Bro died. Jump. Do it and you're cool. Do it and you're cool. Do it and you're cool. Oh yeah. Good thinking.
[17:20]There's another rocketeer behind you guys. Oh [ __ ] Let it happen. Let him have it. Let him have it. Oh shy. Okay. Oh. Oh god. Please have one more syringe. Please, for the love of God, have one more syringe. Oh my god. Please God, for all things that are holy, I am too rich to die. I am too rich to die. Please God, I'm I'm guessing you had all the syringes. Yeah. Ah, perfect. Fantastic. Listen to me, soldier. Listen to me. I hate to say this, but I need you to die. I need you to die. I need you to die. I need you to die. God speed, soldier. Not help. Help. This guy has syringes. Please God, help. Help. Please, God. Please, God, help. This guy has syringes on his body. Please God, I have 10 seconds. Please, God. He has syringes on his body. Quick, I've got like 10 seconds. Quick. He's got syringes on him. He's got syringes. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Oh god. Oh. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. We're running out of time. Wait. Get the syringes. Get the syringes. Quickly, gentlemen. Quickly. It was an honor, boys.
[19:14]Godspeed. It'll be when you change that [ __ ] monitor. All right, Mr. Ryan. All right, pal. Very soon. Very soon. Hey, talk off. Don't you worry, young man. Don't you worry. Well, actually kind of worried cuz I was going to play at 1:00 a.m. because I thought this game was going to turn off. Oh, well, that's not super grand. That's not super grand at all. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. Oh, Logan. What the hell is that? It's a wizard. He's cast on me. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Pause. Listen. You already won. I don't have a weapon out. I do not have a weapon out. Pause. I do not have a weapon on. I do not have a weapon. I do not have a weapon on. Okay. Thank God. Oh my god. Thank god. Okay. Listen to me. I like loot, right? Okay. I'm assuming you like loot. Yeah, I like loot. Like, it's all right. You devious dog. You devious dog. Yeah, you know you got Come on, Bubba. All right. How about this? I like loot. I like loot. I knew I knew it. I knew it. You crazy dog. You crazy dog. Yeah. I'm not killing you. Come out. You devious dog. I knew what I thought. I do devious dog. You crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. [Applause] So, I was thinking you and me since we like loot, we could go to the top of Penar Tower. Cuz think about it. This is the last round until the event ends. We either survive or we don't. And we take it together. Hey, hey, and wait, hold up. To letting me live, you could have 75%. I'll only take 25. No 50/50. No 50/50. Mold it over. Mold it over. Give me one second. Give me one second. Let me talk to Let me talk to my partner real quick. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. One more thing. My partner real quick. Wait, one more thing. Wait, one more thing. I al I also brought three syringes that get you up when you're down. So, that could also be a benefit. Okay. Okay. Let me let me consult my partner real quick. One second. Okay. Is it cool if I heal? Listen, man. I mean, this guy says that we can go get the loot and like together. And if we go get the loot together, I mean, [ __ ] rolls up on us, we could kill him. Yes. But what would happen if you kill him now? No. Look, this guy's chill, man. Like, look. Like, look. I know you're feast. Okay. I know that that is all part of your your great Yes, it is. I want her to eat his soul. Okay. Wait. Oh, you have to pause that. There's a guy on us. Hey, it's me again. What's up, bro? What's up? What's up? What happened? I got defibs. I got more defibs for you, man. Uh oh. Oh, hello. Uh, this I met this guy last round. Okay. What's up? So, wait. You You already have a deal going on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no. This guy had a deal last round. And tell him No, no. We took the tower together. We met last round and we took the tower together. Tell him. Tell him. The tower and didn't die. Well, he just promised me a a 7525 split. We'll do 12.5 each. We'll do 12.5 each. You have 75. We'll do 12.5. I'll take zero. I'll take zero. It's all It's all good, man. I'll take zero. I'm here for the journey. That's all that matters. Honestly, I believe him. I'm telling you, he saved my ass more times than I could count last round. I swear to you. I just met him last round. All right, fine. All right, let's do this. my my associate and we're good to go. Okay. Okay. He your associate he he agreed. Yeah. Yeah. He agreed. He's chill. I had to just calm him down a little bit, but but he's fine. He It's like phone call type of thing. Got you. Oh, watch him behind you. Guy behind you. Oh, hell. Where? He's in heaven. Oh, wait. No, he's not. Oh, now he's in heaven. What an idiot. How you like that? Came to the wrong neighborhood, [ __ ] Eat his ass. Eat his ass. Holy [ __ ] Good work, boys. Good work. Good work out there, soldiers. Good work. Good work out there, soldiers. That guy didn't know it was coming. All right, gentlemen. Let's do this thing. You guys ready? Let's go. All right, let's let's ride. Let's Let's ride. All right. Come on. Follow me, boys. Follow me. Follow me, gentlemen. Follow me. Wait. We got what? Boys got names. I'm I'm Mr. Bugulator. My name is Steve. Steve. Let's go. Do Wait, do you know how to mine? No. What about crack? You kill the above. I know how to [ __ ] kill though. Watch this. Oh, get this. Hooray. More blood for the blood god. Back to the nappy, my friend. Good work, boys. Wait, wait. Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Yeah. Yeah. You guys lost that body. I'll lose this one. Oh my god. Oh, he was rich. He was red. Oh my god. What is that? The bobcat. Holy shy. It's completely decked out, too. All righty, guys. Look at this. I got a thing called the Bobcat. It's Bobcat level three. I've never even seen it before. Have you heard this before? I've seen that before. Yeah, it's a shot that's a shotgun or something. No, that's that's an SMG. That's a powerful piece of tool. Yeah, this is a crazy one. Come on, boys. To to the Pino tower. Let's go. This is that my boy. Thank you, my boy. I appreciate that. I'm I just [ __ ] I appreciate my boy. You're a good man. You're a good man. Now, let's ride to the tower, brothers. To the tower. Wait, wait. Everybody, can everybody come here real quick? Can you come here? Just in case. Just in case. Everybody should take a uh a deep. Oh, I've already got three. I've already got three. I've already got three. It's all good. I have none. Oh. Oh. Oh, you can pick us up. I did my part. Do I need the Do I need the fireball part for the quest? You need to kill one with the fireball, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You need to No, no, no. You need to kill it with the Oh, yeah. Uh, I actually have the same question. I'm going to be honest. It's pain in the ass, so I just didn't do it. Oh, that's all right. All right. Come on. Let's ride, boys. Follow me to the tower. I'm going to cast a spell for good luck. Oh, it's Mr. P. Jesus Christ.
[26:54]No, we're all Real good to the peanut tower again. [Music] That's hitting the throat goat. Oh yeah.
[27:16]Why is all my furniture floating? Oh my god. Sounds like there's people. It's him again. Bunga leader. Get him, boys. Come on. I'm coming. We can't be scared this time. Yeah, we can't be scared. We've got to be fearless. Here's your mind. Looking to go up. Let's go up here. Oh [ __ ]
[27:56]I got it. I got it. I got it. Hello. Who just said hello? I could have swore I just heard someone say hello. Yeah, me too. Let's ride, boys. Come on. He went upstairs. Let's get his ass. Get out. Come on. Sick. [ __ ] him up. [ __ ] him up. I got one. I got one. You like that, Mr. City? You like that, [ __ ] Yeah. Nice. Excellent work, gentlemen. Excellent work. They can't come up.
[28:56]Everybody's done, including my kill. Yeah, this gun is insane. Did you see that? Turn into chopped liver. Oh, yes. Like this. What? What? What? Okay. Oh. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you, good sir. Thank you, good sir. He gave us the Spider-Man hook. All right, boys. Come on. Do the top. do the job. Wait, don't we want to get the loot in here? Oh, is there loot down there, too? Better loot upstairs. Oh, the better loot upstairs. Yeah. Yeah. Box. There's two big boxes. Yeah. Got away. Unless somebody from that guy is that guy's some random What's a bird? This one. This is the box right here. Right here. Oh, I've never seen this before. Wait, how do you search it without activating the alarm? Uh, I don't know. Alarm. Yeah, you're supposed to have to activate the alarm and then you defend for like 5 minutes and then you get the box, but the thing's not even open. I think it's broken. Oh, holy [ __ ] That rocketeer's hitting the doggy. I don't know if I can make that jump. I'm over in Cumber. Oh [ __ ] You want to drop something? I'll I'll hold it for you. I'll just leave it over here. Hold on. Oh my god. No. That's myth. That guy is Myth. Peanut. I I don't know what that I don't know. I I don't mean I don't need something. Wait, this one's also lootable through the thing. Wait, what the heck? It looks like there's pieces missing as well. Today's our lucky day. The guy have the loot on him. Uh do you have purple items? I don't know. I mean, I feel like Yeah, something's something's missing. I think there's something missing here. Maybe there's someone downstairs. Yeah, let's sit together just so we know who the good guys are. Let's Yeah, here. I'll come with you. I'll come with you. Got to go with the big guys over the bad guys. Oh, there's a dead Wait, there's a dead tick here. Oh, yeah. A a clue. Oh my gosh. Is there any Is there any juicy loot? Oh yeah, this was definitely already looted. 100%. 100%. Are you okay, good sir? I'm coming. I'm a little slow. Sorry. All good. Someone's been here. I mean Oh, I've got some pretty juicy loot. What do you boys think? I'm stacked. What about you? Are you stacked? No. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. Let's get it. All right. I I'm [ __ ] stacked. Come on. Come on, Mo. We can We can go down here. We can go down this way. Oh, okay. Follow me beforehand with from Fortnite. Here's a little tech. I'll show you guys some tech again, boys. You don't have to take You don't have to take the little streamer. You can get on it and then let go of it by pressing space like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nah. No thanks. I choose life. I couldn't figure out how to do it. Go and then you can grab it while you're going. I'm not sure who Mr. Smith is, but I'm sure he's a very fine man. Very, very young. Very fine man. Oh, a little mis right there. Let's leave. Let's go. Let's go. Come on, boys. On me. Roger that. Slide down. Slide down. Oh, they're getting shot at right there. I think there's people there. Watch out. [ __ ] Quick. Close the door. Take a right in the testicle cavern. Let's go the other way. Go left. Turn left. We're coming. Testical cavern. Testical cavern. Okay. That way. Okay. That way. Okay. Wait. Come this way. We go to this extract. Uh, all righty. All righty. Nobody here anymore. There's nobody here. There's the big [ __ ] spider. That that is true. That spider is pretty big. I'm scared of the spider. I've never fought him before. I'm not scared of spiders. I am. I don't like spiders. I can respect that. I can respect that. [Music] Follow me. Follow me. Spiders can be the heeie jebi. If it's actually myth. Hey, are you a guy named Mr. Myth by chance? Who's that? I'm Steve. Who's Myth? Uh, sorry. That's going to be myth. That's going to be myth. I My boys are telling me about him. Have you guys ever found two Big Macs? Uh, two Big Macs. What about fries? [Music] No. No fries. Only two Big Macs. Somebody just destroy that roly poly. Let's beat the [ __ ] out of him. Careful. Follow me. Okay, I think we both have a mutual understanding here. Oh [ __ ] Oh, he's above us. Oh [ __ ] Run, run, scatter, scatter, scatter, run. I'm too fat. You're good. You You suck, Mr. City. You suck. Hurry. Let's leave. Let's leave. Oh, I don't feel too good. I I'm not feeling super grand. I'm not feeling my best. Run, go, go, go.
[35:01]Nothing can stop us now, boys. Oh my god, he sucks. Hooray. Hooray.
[35:25]Well, gentlemen, it was a real honor. It was a pleasure, soldiers. I see you again, I'll [ __ ] kill you. You both will be remembered in the hearts of Bghala. Godspeed, boys. I'll [ __ ] kill you and I'll eat me. Y I'm a pirate. Oh. Oh. No. Come to speed with us.
