[0:00]This time Professor Snape will be played by a black actor. Here to comment is Professor Snape.
[0:08]Good evening, Mr. Toast. Hello, Professor Snape. Now playing. I don't know why I did that, bro. How was your year at Hogwarts? Not great. Harry Potter spent the whole year telling everybody that the school's only black teacher was secretly evil. I think he's just worried because he knows someone's trying to steal the sorcerer's stone. Somebody stole something and the number one suspect is black Snape. He didn't even look in the direction of the white guy in the turban. Show the picture. He's got wizard Hitler on the back of his head. I'm really sorry that he just jumped to conclusions like that, you know? All good. It happens all the time. I showed up to Hogwarts and the first day they looked at me and said, you're the professor of the dark arts. That's not, that's not great. I do have one final thing I'd like to say to Harry Potter. What's that? Boy, don't worry about with thick as hell, dog. I miss her so much. Black Snape everyone. You can call me back.
