[0:00]All right, I'm going to go end his life. >> Hello my whole >> All right, one dead. I want it on the record that he shot first. >> Oh dingle dingle ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dingle dingle on me. On me on me on me on me. >> Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh my god. >> I mean, dude, Peanut, what are we doing, man? >> WELL, ME. I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT KILLED SOMEBODY. WHAT? Water treatment elevator. Isn't that the one on me? Water treatment is one all the way across the map next to the tower. [laughter] >> Oh, let go. >> I actually can't, dude. I've got $240,000 for this stuff. Come on. I'll be serious. Someone please. God, I'm killing myself >> in game of course. >> In game. >> Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid, guys. I'm not going to lie to you. That one was 150% close. He's fault. He's trying to deflect super hard. But there is a every for every night there is the sunrise. For every trench [snorts] there is the peak of a mountain. We may have lost generational wealth that would have put our kids through college, BUT BIRD CITY IS IN 60 SECONDS, BOYS. >> I'm not playing that. I'm not playing that. I'm already off that forward. >> Bird City. >> I'm getting off. >> I will do one Bird City. >> I'm getting off. I lost weight. >> Bird city. Bird city. >> I will see you guys. >> No, we're doing one. Bird city. >> Get your ass back on the game. >> Come on. >> COME ON. [screaming] >> Come on. >> COME ON. [screaming] >> I'm from Iraq and I can confirm Saddam Hussein's grandkids watch you every day. No cap. I don't I I what that does he have grandkids? >> Also, Dylan Dennis sent me $50 more dollars and said he said, "If any of you brokies in chat need money, DM me. I don't mind helping out the less fortunate. Stay humble. Watch greatness. And don't forget to say thank you." >> Okay. >> All right, Gandhi. I wish you [laughter] [ __ ] pick up the bottle and swig a couple more. Get to punching. [laughter] Maybe you can practice on your wall for the next Logan Paul fight. You might actually win. [screaming] >> There's so many birds in Bird City. >> What are we supposed to be looking for? >> Birds. >> Wait. >> In Bird City. Oh, bird city. Bird city. I got a tropical duck. >> Stamina. >> No way. Oh, I got a gentle dog. >> DUDE, RARE DUCKS. RARE DUCKS. Let's [laughter] go. I'm going to collect all the ducks. Oh, I got an alien duck. LOOK HOW MANY DUCKS I'VE GOT. Watch out for Space Jesus. I'm coming over, Cloy. Get out of here, Ka. Oh my god. I shot Space Jesus by accident. Oh [ __ ] Tango. Staying closer. Oh, hit the deck. Hit the deck. >> Bound me too. Oh my goodness. Oh, she me. Oh [ __ ] [laughter] >> Oh my good graciousness. They're on me. They're on me. The guys. The guys. They're on me. THEY'RE ON ME. >> GET OUT OF THERE. >> I can handle this hooligan. Stand back. STAND BACK. OH MY GOD. THEY'RE ON ME. THEY'RE ON ME. THEY'RE on me. >> How you doing? I'M DEAD. >> NO. [screaming] ME. SIR, LISTEN TO ME. SIR, LISTEN ME. NO ONE. SIR, LISTEN. LISTEN, LISTEN. I'VE GOT AN ASSORTMENT of collectible ducks that you can HAVE ONE OF OF YOUR CHOICE IF you revive me. One of my assorted collectible ducks. Holy [ __ ] >> I'll give you any one OF THE FOUR. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. [screaming] >> My dogs. [laughter] >> The coveted doodle. [gasps] >> I lost all my ducks. I lost them all. Oh, quack. [laughter]
[5:11]Got you a bobcat. I mean, that's kind of a win. >> That's That's a win. That's just a small smidgen of what Bird City has to offer. >> That's right. >> I saw you run it again. >> Nope. >> You boys ready for a great raid in BIRD CITY. [screaming] >> I FOUND A ROCK SCORE. >> Bird City. >> BIRD CITY. BIRD. OH, familiar duck. It's purple. >> Yeah, me too. Me, too. That's what I'm saying. >> I DON'T HAVE A SINGLE DUCK. >> IT'S PURPLE. Holy [ __ ] >> Wait, this has to be >> a second rock. >> I have two [ __ ] rocks and no ducks. OH MY GOD. THIS IS [ __ ] MAYBE A DUCK HERE. Oh my dude. BIRD CITY IS [ __ ] ME RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD, I GOT A TROPICAL DOG. BIRD CITY. BITY. OH, I GET THE FAMILIAR DUCK. DON'T [screaming] BID. BURG, there's people over here, by the way, FYI. >> Yeah, but we're looting ducks, [ __ ] Oh my god. I'm going to die for this duck. OH, I GOT ANOTHER FAMILIAR DUCK. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. BIRDS AND A BIRD. >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. I got shot in the face, by the way. But not before I could put the familiar duck in my ass. [sighs and gasps] Score instantly. >> Did you have all the ducks in your butt? >> Yeah, the good one. >> Did you have ducks on your butt? GO. GOT ONE. >> NICE. >> I have a couple. >> Ry, where' you die? Where'd you die at? >> On the floor in front of the clock. See, southeast of the building. >> Okay. >> Zip. Zip. Zip. Who's at? >> I have two shot dead. >> You got to get those ducks. >> Give me your ducks. They're going to be resing on you. They're going to be resing on you. Couple ducks. Oh [ __ ] Are we down? >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I JUST got shot by a whole another team. Hey, who the hell is this guy? It's another another team. Don't die. Don't die. He's up. He's out. Watch out. Watch out. >> Yeah, he didn't see me though. There's no way he sees me. He saw me. >> Bridge City is pretty mysterious. Well, >> dude, >> Bird City, brother. Bird City. Good sir. Good sir. Oh, >> okay. >> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, GG's. He said GG's. >> He said he said I also love Bird City. >> I was going to say >> he said Bird City. Bird City. >> I was going to say that guy might be a Bird City lover. He loves Bird City. [sighs and gasps] very passionate about Bird City. >> That guy's really good for [ __ ] 20 hours on the game. Holy [ __ ] that guy's [ __ ] sick. >> Slur City. Smur City. [laughter] >> Is that the racist that just reviving you? Did I just get revived by the racist? >> Wait, are you alive? What? One of them cheating is >> that is that the racist? >> Yeah, the guy next to you is the guy the both of them >> the guy next to you. One's cheating, one's racist. Probably cheating as well. >> Double wombo combo. >> Okay, they're just killing me again. I'm not sure why. I didn't even do anything. >> That's that. Yeah. >> All right. Nobody saw that. Whoa. The cheating racist killed me again. No way. Holy [laughter] [ __ ] >> Oh, guys, get get the news on the line. Breaking news, gentlemen. Go on over here. Here we go. Waiting for the train. No big deal. He's hanging around. He's hanging around. There we go. Ah, didn't see that one coming, guys. The cheating racist killed me. >> That was like $5,000 we made out of this man. >> No, I got tons of dollars. Are you kidding me? Bird City, Swede. >> I got um I got I got $15,000. Die. [laughter] BIRDS AND A BIRDS AND A GAGA. [screaming] OH, DYLAN DENNIS just paid me $50 more dollars. He stop ducking me, you little nut. I'm laughing for real. Scared of a real man's. You hide behind your chat like it's armor. Talk big from your chair. Doll every time. Quiet everywhere else. Whole room sees it but you. All right, listen up, Gandhi. All right, I like your little motivational quote over there. I genuinely can't comprehend what it means. You have so much alcohol and methamphetamines in your system. The only person on the plane of thinking as yourself is you. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS. GO TO [screaming] BED. >> GO TO BED TILL IT DANCES. >> OH, DUDE. I'm just trying to enjoy bird shitty. Come on. I'm just trying to enjoy bird shady. Leave me alone, chair. Oh, maybe they've got the ducks. Gee, boys, I'm trying to complete my collection. Coy tricked me into selling all of my ducks on site, so I have no collection. Sh. Sh. >> Give me your ducks. GIVE ME YOUR DUCKS. GIVE ME YOUR DUCKS. >> WATCHING YOUR STREAM RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME YOUR [screaming] DUCKS. GIVE ME YOUR DUCKS RIGHT NOW. >> GIVE ME [screaming] YOUR DUCKS. >> GIVE ME YOUR DUCKS RIGHT NOW. >> IT'S MY GOO. >> NO, [screaming] IT'S NOT. GIVE ME THOSE DUCKS OR OUT. >> NO. NO. I WORKED OUT FOR IT. IT'S MY >> YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK [screaming] HERE. >> I'M GETTING THOSE DUCKS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. >> NO. NO. I I'm sorry. >> TAKE THAT. >> TAKE THAT. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? YOU LIKE THAT? DO YOU TAKE THAT, [ __ ] TAKE THAT. HOW YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? >> OH. All right. I concede. You can keep your ducks. I concede. I concede. You can keep your ducks. This one time, I will let you off with a warning. >> [laughter] >> Please tell me you have a defensive ship. >> I don't actually. So >> Oh my god. [laughter] [gasps] I need your help, sir. I need you to kill me. >> No problem. >> Thank you, sir. That's very kind and generous of you. >> Godspeed. >> Oh, Dylan. Dennis just gave me $50 more dollars. A peanut. Look at me when I'm talking. I've been yelling at pigeons all day. You still ducking. You small. You crunchy. You roll away when it get real. I'm sitting on milk crates telling truth. You hiding behind screens scared of daylight. I I don't I don't think every I don't I don't think there is any number of of gentlemen in hooded sweatshirts in dark alleyways with enough methamphetamines to even begin comprehending what that means. Does anyone know what that means? Does anyone knows what that means? Ha! Take yonder, son. Oh, he's got the better weapon. He's got the far superior weapon. He's got I'm going to die again. This is Oh my god. I don't want to die again. Trying to take our ducks. We do a loop on him. You never see it coming. There he is. [ __ ] [ __ ] GOT HIM. [screaming] DIE RIGHT NOW. >> Little bit of dude. >> Why did you kill him? >> Why did you kill him, man? >> Uh, take that. Take that. >> Little bit of goop. >> Oh my god. Oh my goodness. Take yonder. Gotcha. Little bit of goop. >> Oh, that's very nice. Hello, sir. How are you on this fine day? How are you? Are things going good for you? >> Yeah, everything good. >> Oh my god. One moment, sir. One Give me one short spell here. Give me one short spell. I have to deal with this hooligan. Oh my god. Perfect. Perfect. What a sweet treat. Hello, sir. Hello. Hello, sir. >> Hello. Hello, sir. Hello. Hello, sir. >> Hello, sir. All right, sir. I am willing to join your legion and join your cause if you revive me. Thank you, good sir. First order of business, kill that guy. >> Peanut, IS THAT YOU? >> UH, YES. HOW ARE YOU ON THIS fine day, sir? Dude, I'M A BIG FAT GREETING. >> OH MY GOD. He's stupid and terrible. Get him. Oh, got him. Gotcha. Slide shot. Little bit of goop. Peanut, if you would get me on your stream would be great. >> Uh, as long as you're not a racist, sir, you're here and you're welcome as long as you want. >> I'm friendly. I'm not [snorts] a racist. >> Good. >> Do you want to team up? What you up to? >> Absolutely. But let's not team up with that guy. Let's kill him. >> What do you mean? >> Not dangerous. Uh, all right. I suppose you can join our hearty crew if you think you've got the steel. >> But everything you need me to have. >> I need one of every duck. Little bit of goop. Oh, the chicken duck. [ __ ] >> All right. I suppose we could add one more to our hearty crew. Come on up, sir. Come on up. You'll be joining our hearty crew on the hunt for ducks in Bird City. Bird city. Bird city. Where's my Legion at? Boys. Boys. Everybody huddle up for a second. Everybody hold up for a second. Where's our boys at? Where's the fourth guy at? Hey, come over. COME OVER YONDER. COME OVER YONDER. >> Hey yo, Mr. Peanut, are you friendly? >> Mr. Peanut, are you friendly here? Are you friendly? >> Hello, sir. >> Hello. >> That depends. Do you have one duck for tribute? >> No, I will sh I will search for you actually. Uh, all right. One. >> I'm a big fan from you. Yeah. I'm from Saudi Arabia. >> Uh, oh, >> yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Can I have a yacht? >> What? >> Oh, nothing. Let's find the Let's find the ducks. Let's find the ducks. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let's get Okay, let's find the ducks. Let's find the dogs. >> I also believe that you should give me some tribute of ducks as well. >> What do you need? I need all the ducks except for the gentle duck. Think I can pry a duck out of my cold dead hands. Duck is tripping. [ __ ] me. [ __ ] me. Little bit of goo. >> OH, THE FAMILIAR DUCK. THE FAMILIAR DUCK. No way. THAT WERE 7,000 BOYS. Bird city. Ah, has gooped already. >> Already goofed. Gotcha. Gotcha. Tango in front of us on the zip line. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> THAT GUY'S GOT OUR DUCKS. GIVE ME YOUR DUCKS. [screaming] FIRST ITEM. >> KILL THIS GUY. FAIR AND SQUARE. [ __ ] out of here. >> Oh, I know you've got my ducks, pal. [laughter] [gasps] I know you've got my ducks. You're going to hand them over. You're going to hand him over, big man. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Oh, it's on him. It's on him. We can go right under. Oh, that would be me, sir. Oh my god. Uh, things aren't going as well as they were a second ago. >> DO WE KNOW YOU'VE GOT THE DUCKS, PAL? DON'T YOU LIE TO US. OH, HURRY. [screaming] Let's go. Are you one of the good guys or the bad guy? >> I'm the I'm a good bad guy. I I killed the the duck thief, but unfortunately, just like I don't have a job, he didn't have any ducks. >> Oh, so I don't have any defabs. Well, I don't know what's going on. Uh, does anyone Oh, you might want to just want to kill this thing. I don't think we got I don't think we got a choice. >> I don't think we got a choice. >> Oh, damn it. >> Okay, thanks, bro. >> I was going to shoot him. >> YOU'RE BACK. LET'S GO. Maybe assembling a team of like a 100 people was not the best idea. I This is taking our dogs. All right, we're out of chimneys, boys. It's over. We're out of chimneys. Did you find any dogs? >> Yeah. >> Uh, I'll trade you a gentle duck for one of your dogs. >> No way. THE ALIEN DUCK. The art of the deal. Thank you, good sir. That is mighty kind of you. >> Oh. Let's see if I look closer to my peripheral vision. [gasps] >> Um, >> I died. >> And need uh the fiill if you have one. >> If you have one bread, did you >> uh Oh, what? What? No. No. I'LL GET YOU YOUR BREAD. I'LL GET YOU YOUR BREAD. >> Any bread? >> Actually, >> no. I'LL GET YOU YOUR BREAD. I'LL GET YOU YOUR BREAD. I SWEAR. >> I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER. I SAW A body with a defip. Oh, >> can you can you last long? >> This is the part where we have sex. >> He cannot last long. I know. >> I'm on a freaking kid. I'll die. >> He's like, >> "Oh, >> two minute, man." >> The two minute, man. That's actually a very long time. Any longer than that, you're going to get uncomfortable. >> True. True. >> Yeah. >> Guys, >> let's get out of here. Is the extract address open? >> What? Is the extract open? >> No. I try to get the >> No, this one here is toast. >> We got you. Okay, we'll just chill here until that that gentleman comes back with the defibrillator. Mhm. Mhm. Oh, yeah. How you doing? >> Um I'm all right. >> That's That's good to hear. That's good to hear. >> I'm obviously doing better than you are. >> Oh well. Yeah. Yeah. Technically speaking. Technically speaking. >> Oh well. Oh. Oh. Oh. >> You should go away from that. Do you need stabilizer or >> I I need a little bit of stabilizer if you got some. Just tap it. Just tap it. Thank you, good sir. I didn't want to say anything. That guy right there >> up there >> was calling your mom fat earlier when you weren't around. >> The thing is he's right about >> Oh. Oh. Oh, your mom is fat. Oh, sorry. Sorry. >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, that guy over there who's calling your mom ugly. >> Don't make it through the room. Please don't make it through. >> Uh, I'm sorry. I didn't know your mom was fat and ugly. My apologies. My apologies. Just hanging around. >> Just hanging around. >> Actually, I lost the body. Are you waiting? Green. >> Uh uh. There's no Dib. >> Oh. Oh, this guy have a Dib. >> So, one one of you guys wasted your def on me and now we're in this. >> Yeah. Yeah. I used mine on on you. >> Oh. Actually, it's it's it's it's on the same location that I used it on. I found that, but I didn't. >> Yeah. I as we sit here and think about this for a while. What to do? Excellent raid, gentlemen. Excellent raid. All right. Okay. Well, I died. I lost all my ducks. I lost all my ducks. And I am depressed. I'm tell you boys, that zipline looks significantly closer from the window. I swear it. I'm going to bed. I'm getting two burgers and I'm going to
