[0:00]What's a horny expression? You tell me. I know, I wouldn't know. I don't know. Depends because it's like different ones. It's like, you know, there's the end. Are you horny at the end? You crying at the end of time? It just sounds so ominous. Like, are you horny at the end? What? I mean, it's like the fucking Israel thing. You pick your ex off. Well, we'll defend Israel to the end. The end of what? The world? Can we not, can we not do that, guys? You were going to, um, show us facial expressions. Okay, well, horny ones. You said the end, and then the start. I guess. So the end is like,
[0:41]You got to look a bit drunk. Like, This is during or after? This is the end. Like, After. Like, wow, that was good. Oh my God. During is,
[0:58]You know, when you're like locked in, like you're, you're doing all the work and you're like, And then like, the start is like, Let's get, let's, let's get this party started. You know? You're so red. I know, I'm laughing. Sometimes it just amazes me that you have. Icky, she is your friend. Yeah, I am. You're focusing on hands and mouth and it's tough. What? Sometimes, um, sometimes it amazes me that you have sex. I literally had it yesterday. Okay. That's the second time you said that. Yep. Crazy. Wait, they're still clapping, hold on. It's okay. No, like, I'm applauding you for having sex yesterday. Thank you. We'll have to wait until they they're done. My screen time is quite, quite impressive. My daily average this week is six hours and 47 minutes. Mine is seven hours and seven minutes. That's not that bad. Usually, yeah, see look. Mine's down 29%.
[1:59]Okay. No, sorry. No, never mind. My daily average apparently is eight hours 51. It was bugging out. Oh. Mine's usually eight to nine hours usually. It's eight hours, 51. Yeah. What's your top apps? Read your top apps. Top, top four. Twitter. How many hours? Seven hours 30.
[2:18]That's insane. YouTube. That's insane. TikTok. That's fucking insane. Instagram. Instagram. Seven hours. That's insane. And it so, and there's the pickups, and there's the the pickups option. What's pickups? Where it shows like, what's the first app that you use your phone on? Oh, Twitter is 200 pickups this week. Fuck. Mine is, the top one is Reddit, which is not usual. It shows that I've been waiting around, I guess, and like appointments or in a car and I'm just reading nonsense. Then it's YouTube. I think this is a, then it's the original Arc Knights game, because I wanted to try it, and then it's Instagram. No, this, this has been thrown off by one day when I had my phone on while I was asleep.
[3:09]Sure. Look at that. Crazy. Wee. I don't know how. One day I had 15 hours. Yeah, no, that, that was, that was also clearly on while I was asleep as well. Also two days now that you fell asleep with your phone on. Look at it. You think I was on it for seven hours straight with a, not a single break? Kind of. No. That's not true. It was Instagram. I left Instagram on for seven hours. Look, what are you even doing? It was just left on. That's so funny. Like I clearly fell asleep with it on. Yeah, mine's fine. Like I'm actually impressed with myself. What was last week? Oh. 12 hours on Billy Billy. Fucking. Wait, what? That's the, um, that's that like weird little like silly gacha it it Billy Billy develops it. I got fair daylight here tonight. What else are you going to do? I won't, I won't. I'll never do that. It's your last chance. What do you mean? Because you're leaving the country. You mean my last wank like in like this country? last chance to ever defile my bed. Please don't. I'm just saying. I didn't know where the joke was going and I regret saying it, okay. I don't want to say anything, but we filmed a collab in that bed. That's true actually. It should already be, it should be burned down. It's way worse. That's way worse than just a wank. It should burn it down. Any plans for the shower? Please don't piss in it, woman. I do need a shower, to be honest. I'm getting a stinky. I can't think of anything else. Luigi house but it mansion.
[4:44]Luigi house, but it mansion. You should get medicated in Canada. You should get medicated in Canada. It will help you. You'll feel less sad. You'll feel less sad. No. Play it. Go crazy. No. It works as like a mood stabilizer. Bastard. Yeah. I do get less like, you know, I do get less random references pop into my brain though. So maybe, uh, maybe it's not great. Yeah, it's fun to have like silly references. Good chat. How how do you think I have so much sex? Because the silly references they do and then people go, oh my God. Wow. Actually, I think it's because you're attractive and it carries.
[5:27]Okay. But I, I do think sometimes it carries, you know. The mic is really quiet at times. See, look, we're barely getting onto the orange bar. That's not good. I'm pretty sure that hit the red bar. Yeah, that was really high on my ears. It did act quite well. That was pretty impressive. What are you doing? Bring it a little closer, and then turn it down again. I just think we could be like a little better, you know? Oh, oh, okay. This is, this is quite, okay. So two days before you're leaving, you're like, we got to up the quality of this. You've made no effort from the start to now. You're good when you're try. To increase the quality of the stream. If I just keep making you angry at me, then we'll be fine. At no point, if anything, you've reduced the quality of them. And now, at the end, it's not good enough for you? No. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. We. Chat, she's taking it out on you too. She's saying that you're not good enough for her. You're not good enough. Also, the mic's fine. It's fine. You just got to use your streamer voice. Oh. Yeah, see that's the spirit. Yes. Oh, it's exhausting. You have to be happy. I've had a nice day. There is a thing about sounding like a person and not shouting. Okay, little miss, I say people's usernames. I feel like I'm shouting right now. It's the point. Doesn't this this this feels like we're not at a gig or something. We're in a fucking empty room. Are your ears that bad? No, it's just what, well, it's too late to try and train you, okay? It's too late. You don't need it. No, you're, you're, you're a freak. I remember the first time we filmed a YouTube video. What is this? Yeah. And like, we started, we hit record and you just went like, You went in the, yeah, hey guys. Yes. And I was like, what the fuck am I like? It was, it was insane. I, I, I had to adjust. You've seen me in real life. Yes. That's not entertaining. That's just a regular, that's boring. It's like quiet as hell. I like, I'm like your best friend. What do you fucking mean? I obviously find you entertaining. Yes, but not like this version. Like I, I don't talk like I'm talking right now. I talk like quiet. And I, yeah, I don't say very much. I don't think so. At least not with me. There's like a big difference, and if you don't try, it translates to just being very not very good, you know? It it it translates to being kind of shit. You just want to fucking rest on your laurels, do whatever the fuck. You know, it's sit in your mansion of money. You got too much cash to put on a silly streamer voice.
[7:59]It's costing me so much, so it's not. Is it really? Yes. It's costing me a shit ton. In normal times or in your times? In any terms. It's it's a shit show. I don't believe you. This is costing me a lot of money, what do you mean? This is costing me like five billion dollars. Oh my God. Wow. You could have used that money for Israel. I don't believe for a second that your your silly references are getting you laid. Luigi. I'm going to, I'm going to test it out with. Is that what you do on dates?
