I Can't Stop Laughing 😭😂😭 91

[0:00]I ate some gummies. I have some questions. If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off? Why have I never seen a baby pigeon? If you describe something as indescribable, then haven't you just described it? If I get out of the shower clean, then how is the towel get dirty? How does a sponge hold water if it's full of holes? Why is it called a building if it's already built? Why does quicksand work so slowly? If you're not supposed to eat at night, then why is there a light in the fridge? Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called Rush Hour? Why is it called shipping when it goes by truck, but cargo when it goes by ship? The fork you use at your favorite restaurant has been inside of a thousand different mouths. Somebody let me off of this rock!