[0:14]How about instead of paying for a private chef, Mr. Nick Mercs, you pay for a new microphone that doesn't sound like I'm ordering my meal through a drive-through, okay?
[0:26]Mhm. I think you could allocate your money elsewhere in a more efficient manner.
[0:32]Today, the weather in Atlanta, Georgia is 85 and sunny.
[0:36]Just relax. Put your seatbacks forward, window shades down, enjoy a great flight, ladies and gentlemen. Don't fuck it up, you'll feel it.
[0:41]Oh, that's way too good. That's way too good.
[0:46]81 L's hard as shit right now.
[0:50]That was incredible. That was incredible.
[0:54]Oh yeah. What are we, what are you saying right now?
[0:57]I'm singing to you, bro. What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't hear me? Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh, sorry, sorry. Serenade me with your beautiful songbird voice.
[1:04]No, it's all right. It's fine. It's all good, bro. I'm sure in half a tub we can still make it work. Keep singing, keep singing. Just one more verse. One more verse.
[1:14]I'm back. You all deserve it.
[1:17]Okay. Okay. I'm sorry, sorry, boss. I'll keep I'll keep working I'll keep working for it.
[1:23]3 2 1 now. Imagine somebody made a short animation series, okay?
[1:33]You just went and hopped fences, going from door-to-door in shirtless looking for a fucking burger. Dude, I someone's got to make that like a little cartoon and and make him like 6' 8"
[1:50]dead of night on meth, shirtless, hunting for a burger. I mean, how are you? How did you not get shot?
[2:01]I just picture a happy couple by the fireplace in the living room and they see you, they see your shadow pass by and the wife gets scared and the husband goes, "Oh, don't worry, that's just Hutch again looking for his burger." 60 years from now, when they're around their fire fireplace outside, they tell the legend of the shirtless 6' 8" bigfoot on the hunt for his burger.
[2:22]And the kid goes, "No, that's not real." And the dad goes, "No, I saw him. I saw him with my own two eyes."
[2:28]He's real, he's real. He was real. That day, March 5th, 2026. I remember that day like it was yesterday. Let me, let me explain you all something. He kept yelling, "More meth! More burgers!"
[2:43]Imagine. That guy's too good. That guy's too good. That guy is too good at his job, boys. Way too good. You see that?
[2:53]More meth, more burgers! So great. That guy's too good.
[3:00]Honestly, 40 McNuggets might be too much for a little guy like Mr. Nick Merks.
[3:07]You a Happy Meal? Nick Merks, we were thinking, it might not be good for your diet to get 40 McNuggets. What about a Happy Meal? A little champ?
[3:15]A little champ. A little champ. I can roll you down the stairs. I could roll you into my kitchen. I can put you on the shelf in my pantry.
[3:29]With the other nuts. I can dress you up as an elf and put you on my fireplace, bitch. Fuck you.
[3:39]If you don't take me off electromagnetic damn in three seconds, we're not going to electromagnetic damn. Don't you worry.
[3:45]Just the best fitter in the west. Computer, the ripest.
[4:03]Up and down the block for in the morning. Yeah. He a big oz. Three in the morning.
[4:09]Let's ride. My boyfriend rushed me off the phone to watch your stream tonight. Our boyfriend rushed me off the phone to watch my stream tonight.
[4:26]Oh. Don't get it twisted. Let's ride. Okay, good. Okay, good. Okay. They're up here. They're up here.
[4:52]Oh my God. Guys, I'm not feeling my best. I'm not feeling too good. What's going on there, Nick? Tell me. Not good things. Not good things. They're not good. They're not good. They're not good.
[5:18]That's good. Oh my God. That guy's good. Good work, team.
[5:43]I can use a quick revive whenever you have a spare moment. Good sir. We're back. Time for the spoils. He did it, though. Good job.
[5:59]It got a little frisky there. We came out on top. That's what matters most.
[6:10]He got it down. This guy kind of has some goop. Okay. He got a little something, something, something to write home about, but he's honest with it.
[6:33]You got to go, Nick. You got to go, Nick. Nick Merks is 5' 4". Oh, no. They're talking about my peanut. This is true. You can't do that in front of everybody, man. Oh, that's private. That's private. That's all off limits, man. Yeah, off limits. They don't respect that shit, bro. Exactly, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Good job.
[6:55]We got players here as well. Oh, go go, go, go. Oh, what the hell is going on there? Oh my God. Run! Behind us.
